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"I’d call it “Cheeky 69ers”.... good name or not "It wouldn't be very subtle. Love it  | |||
"I love the idea of building a massive couples room with a mirrored ceiling, but with that as a two way mirror to create a mezzanine level with people watching from above. Also have views of other play areas from that area as well, create a voyeur's focal point. Enclosed pool and hot tubs too but massive folding doors to open the area up in the summer, with outdoor play and sunbathing space beyond that. " Sounds very exhibitionist orientated? | |||
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"As long as it’s exceptionally clean! " OCD swingers club? Large COSHH locker full of industrial scale bleach? | |||
"As long as it’s exceptionally clean! OCD swingers club? Large COSHH locker full of industrial scale bleach?" I don’t like sticky carpets and don’t like germs or bacteria or those animated squiggly things that cleaning products get rid of. | |||
"As long as it’s exceptionally clean! " Yes, especially the door handles... | |||
"I love the idea of building a massive couples room with a mirrored ceiling, but with that as a two way mirror to create a mezzanine level with people watching from above. Also have views of other play areas from that area as well, create a voyeur's focal point. Enclosed pool and hot tubs too but massive folding doors to open the area up in the summer, with outdoor play and sunbathing space beyond that. Sounds very exhibitionist orientated?" Personally I think clubs should be, I want to create an environment that draws in single guys and still gives them a good experience, seeing as how much the evening costs them without having them overrun the club and negatively impact on the couples, etc. Would include some private space too, maybe a small dark room off of the couples room or private rooms backing onto a dark room so you can't be seen but still heard. | |||
"I love the idea of building a massive couples room with a mirrored ceiling, but with that as a two way mirror to create a mezzanine level with people watching from above. Also have views of other play areas from that area as well, create a voyeur's focal point. Enclosed pool and hot tubs too but massive folding doors to open the area up in the summer, with outdoor play and sunbathing space beyond that. Sounds very exhibitionist orientated? Personally I think clubs should be, I want to create an environment that draws in single guys and still gives them a good experience, seeing as how much the evening costs them without having them overrun the club and negatively impact on the couples, etc. Would include some private space too, maybe a small dark room off of the couples room or private rooms backing onto a dark room so you can't be seen but still heard." I'd just lower the price for single men and raise women's price to match in middle. Have a number limit. | |||
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"I’d call it “Cheeky 69ers”.... good name or not
It wouldn't be very subtle. Love it "Well I'd call ours "Perverts". As subtle as a brick to the face...  I just wouldn't have a bloody huge sign stuck on it like Pandoras do mind...
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"I’d call it “Cheeky 69ers”.... good name or not
It wouldn't be very subtle. Love it
Well I'd call ours "Perverts". As subtle as a brick to the face... I just wouldn't have a bloody huge sign stuck on it like Pandoras do mind...
B"imagine trying to get permission from the council | |||
"I’d call it “Cheeky 69ers”.... good name or not
It wouldn't be very subtle. Love it
Well I'd call ours "Perverts". As subtle as a brick to the face... I just wouldn't have a bloody huge sign stuck on it like Pandoras do mind...
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imagine trying to get permission from the council "Oh I'd give a few members of our hardworking council free membership for a year? See if that could grease the wheels of progress somewhat...  Can't beat a bit of good honest bribery! | |||
"I’d call it “Cheeky 69ers”.... good name or not
It wouldn't be very subtle. Love it
Well I'd call ours "Perverts". As subtle as a brick to the face... I just wouldn't have a bloody huge sign stuck on it like Pandoras do mind...
B
imagine trying to get permission from the council
Oh I'd give a few members of our hardworking council free membership for a year? See if that could grease the wheels of progress somewhat... Can't beat a bit of good honest bribery! "I love your thinking | |||
"You've been given unlimited funds to design, build and run the swingers venue of your choice. What are your plans? - Decor. " Scandi noir meets hygge. " - Building materials. " Exposed brick, walnut woods. " - Ambience. " Fresh, clean, natural Jo Malone scents, candlelight, flowers/plants. But with a hint of Amber and Musk. " - Location. " Beautiful countryside surrounds, gardens to walk in. " - Facilities. " Variety of rooms and room sizes; from group orientated to intimate, with voyeur capabilities from comfy snugs to sit and watch others to two way mirror viewing. A kink playroom with no hint of red, black, purple colouring - but a wonderful array of equipment and toys in luxurious but contemporary decor. " - Staff (You can hire from within Fab if you choose). " I’m the Madam hostess and look to help people make connections. I’d definitely hire from within Fab, and also from without to ensure there’s some hot bearded men too. " - Rules. " Don’t be a cunt. Respect, consent and make everyone feel valued. " - Events. " Many! Too many to list here. " - Membership plan. " No. No elitism. " What'll make your Venue stand out from the crowd?" I don’t know. I just want everyone to have fun. | |||
"You've been given unlimited funds to design, build and run the swingers venue of your choice. What are your plans? - Decor. Scandi noir meets hygge. - Building materials. Exposed brick, walnut woods. - Ambience. Fresh, clean, natural Jo Malone scents, candlelight, flowers/plants. But with a hint of Amber and Musk. - Location. Beautiful countryside surrounds, gardens to walk in. - Facilities. Variety of rooms and room sizes; from group orientated to intimate, with voyeur capabilities from comfy snugs to sit and watch others to two way mirror viewing. A kink playroom with no hint of red, black, purple colouring - but a wonderful array of equipment and toys in luxurious but contemporary decor. - Staff (You can hire from within Fab if you choose). I’m the Madam hostess and look to help people make connections. I’d definitely hire from within Fab, and also from without to ensure there’s some hot bearded men too.
- Rules. Don’t be a cunt. Respect, consent and make everyone feel valued.
- Events. Many! Too many to list here.
- Membership plan. No. No elitism.
What'll make your Venue stand out from the crowd? I don’t know. I just want everyone to have fun. "Great answer!!! I'd visit your club/apply for any job going there | |||
" Great answer!!! I'd visit your club/apply for any job going there "Yay! Thank you. | |||
"You've been given unlimited funds to design, build and run the swingers venue of your choice. What are your plans? - Decor. Scandi noir meets hygge. - Building materials. Exposed brick, walnut woods. - Ambience. Fresh, clean, natural Jo Malone scents, candlelight, flowers/plants. But with a hint of Amber and Musk. - Location. Beautiful countryside surrounds, gardens to walk in. - Facilities. Variety of rooms and room sizes; from group orientated to intimate, with voyeur capabilities from comfy snugs to sit and watch others to two way mirror viewing. A kink playroom with no hint of red, black, purple colouring - but a wonderful array of equipment and toys in luxurious but contemporary decor. - Staff (You can hire from within Fab if you choose). I’m the Madam hostess and look to help people make connections. I’d definitely hire from within Fab, and also from without to ensure there’s some hot bearded men too.
- Rules. Don’t be a cunt. Respect, consent and make everyone feel valued.
- Events. Many! Too many to list here.
- Membership plan. No. No elitism.
What'll make your Venue stand out from the crowd? I don’t know. I just want everyone to have fun. "Have you got parking and overnight accommodation options? | |||
"You've been given unlimited funds to design, build and run the swingers venue of your choice. What are your plans? - Decor. Scandi noir meets hygge. - Building materials. Exposed brick, walnut woods. - Ambience. Fresh, clean, natural Jo Malone scents, candlelight, flowers/plants. But with a hint of Amber and Musk. - Location. Beautiful countryside surrounds, gardens to walk in. - Facilities. Variety of rooms and room sizes; from group orientated to intimate, with voyeur capabilities from comfy snugs to sit and watch others to two way mirror viewing. A kink playroom with no hint of red, black, purple colouring - but a wonderful array of equipment and toys in luxurious but contemporary decor. - Staff (You can hire from within Fab if you choose). I’m the Madam hostess and look to help people make connections. I’d definitely hire from within Fab, and also from without to ensure there’s some hot bearded men too.
- Rules. Don’t be a cunt. Respect, consent and make everyone feel valued.
- Events. Many! Too many to list here.
- Membership plan. No. No elitism.
What'll make your Venue stand out from the crowd? I don’t know. I just want everyone to have fun.
Have you got parking and overnight accommodation options?
"Mine would.. but I've not done it as nobody has asked lol | |||
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"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. " That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. " | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. " Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you..." If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? " I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. " It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? " Shall I lay on my front or back first? | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? Shall I lay on my front or back first? " Well that depends on whether you want the Swedish Full Body Massage, Intimate love making.. or a good hard fucking?  Ma'am | |||
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"Valhalla "In Birmingham? | |||
"Valhalla
In Birmingham?"Val Brummy? | |||
"Valhalla
In Birmingham?
Val Brummy? "I think there is/was a club by that name nearby | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? Shall I lay on my front or back first? Well that depends on whether you want the Swedish Full Body Massage, Intimate love making.. or a good hard fucking? Ma'am"All three, please. | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? Shall I lay on my front or back first? Well that depends on whether you want the Swedish Full Body Massage, Intimate love making.. or a good hard fucking? Ma'am
All three, please."Ummmmm.. one moment please.. *gets on the phone to the boss* "Am I allowed to fraternise with the customers? Are you paying me to enjoy myself is what I'm asking* Sorry Lickety, I've got a good gig here and I don't want to risk losing my job  We can always arrange something when I get off at 3am | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? Shall I lay on my front or back first? Well that depends on whether you want the Swedish Full Body Massage, Intimate love making.. or a good hard fucking? Ma'am
All three, please.
Ummmmm.. one moment please..
*gets on the phone to the boss*
"Am I allowed to fraternise with the customers? Are you paying me to enjoy myself is what I'm asking*
Sorry Lickety, I've got a good gig here and I don't want to risk losing my job We can always arrange something when I get off at 3am "I’m not paying you to fraternise, no. However, I want everyone including you to be happy so I have no problem if anyone enjoys themselves at work. | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? Shall I lay on my front or back first? Well that depends on whether you want the Swedish Full Body Massage, Intimate love making.. or a good hard fucking? Ma'am
All three, please.
Ummmmm.. one moment please..
*gets on the phone to the boss*
"Am I allowed to fraternise with the customers? Are you paying me to enjoy myself is what I'm asking*
Sorry Lickety, I've got a good gig here and I don't want to risk losing my job We can always arrange something when I get off at 3am
I’m not paying you to fraternise, no. However, I want everyone including you to be happy so I have no problem if anyone enjoys themselves at work."Thankyou boss. Much appreciated (best boss EVER). If you'd like to follow me Lickety, I'll lead you to one of the massage rooms, let me take your water. Here, let me take your towel, lay face down on the table, put your head through the hole and just relax. Any musical preferences? *rubs oil vigorously in his hands to warm it up, before paying it lavishly* | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? Shall I lay on my front or back first? Well that depends on whether you want the Swedish Full Body Massage, Intimate love making.. or a good hard fucking? Ma'am
All three, please.
Ummmmm.. one moment please..
*gets on the phone to the boss*
"Am I allowed to fraternise with the customers? Are you paying me to enjoy myself is what I'm asking*
Sorry Lickety, I've got a good gig here and I don't want to risk losing my job We can always arrange something when I get off at 3am
I’m not paying you to fraternise, no. However, I want everyone including you to be happy so I have no problem if anyone enjoys themselves at work."That's a lovely approach to management but can't see much cleaning getting done if the staff are all shagging. | |||
"I love the idea of building a massive couples room with a mirrored ceiling, but with that as a two way mirror to create a mezzanine level with people watching from above. Also have views of other play areas from that area as well, create a voyeur's focal point. Enclosed pool and hot tubs too but massive folding doors to open the area up in the summer, with outdoor play and sunbathing space beyond that. Sounds very exhibitionist orientated? Personally I think clubs should be, I want to create an environment that draws in single guys and still gives them a good experience, seeing as how much the evening costs them without having them overrun the club and negatively impact on the couples, etc. Would include some private space too, maybe a small dark room off of the couples room or private rooms backing onto a dark room so you can't be seen but still heard. I'd just lower the price for single men and raise women's price to match in middle. Have a number limit." No, you've got to encourage women in and pricing is the easiest way to do it. As well as your "message service", obviously.  | |||
"I love the idea of building a massive couples room with a mirrored ceiling, but with that as a two way mirror to create a mezzanine level with people watching from above. Also have views of other play areas from that area as well, create a voyeur's focal point. Enclosed pool and hot tubs too but massive folding doors to open the area up in the summer, with outdoor play and sunbathing space beyond that. Sounds very exhibitionist orientated? Personally I think clubs should be, I want to create an environment that draws in single guys and still gives them a good experience, seeing as how much the evening costs them without having them overrun the club and negatively impact on the couples, etc. Would include some private space too, maybe a small dark room off of the couples room or private rooms backing onto a dark room so you can't be seen but still heard. I'd just lower the price for single men and raise women's price to match in middle. Have a number limit. No, you've got to encourage women in and pricing is the easiest way to do it. As well as your "message service", obviously. "I'll agree to disagree | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? Shall I lay on my front or back first? Well that depends on whether you want the Swedish Full Body Massage, Intimate love making.. or a good hard fucking? Ma'am
All three, please.
Ummmmm.. one moment please..
*gets on the phone to the boss*
"Am I allowed to fraternise with the customers? Are you paying me to enjoy myself is what I'm asking*
Sorry Lickety, I've got a good gig here and I don't want to risk losing my job We can always arrange something when I get off at 3am
I’m not paying you to fraternise, no. However, I want everyone including you to be happy so I have no problem if anyone enjoys themselves at work.
That's a lovely approach to management but can't see much cleaning getting done if the staff are all shagging. "Au contraire. Everything balances out. | |||
"Yes, Lickety. You can come for a full spa holiday stay. That's just what I need! I'll book for the full body massage - I'd like a happy beginning, middle and end, please. Can I introduce you to one of my staff, Ghengis? He’s going to make you feel good, oh so good. Ghengis, over to you... If you'd like to follow me to the changing rooms Lickety, I'll show you to your locker, then fetch you a drink whilst you get ready. What would you like? I'll start with a glass of water, thanks. It's important to be hydrated. It is. Is there anything else I can help you with? Shall I lay on my front or back first? Well that depends on whether you want the Swedish Full Body Massage, Intimate love making.. or a good hard fucking? Ma'am
All three, please.
Ummmmm.. one moment please..
*gets on the phone to the boss*
"Am I allowed to fraternise with the customers? Are you paying me to enjoy myself is what I'm asking*
Sorry Lickety, I've got a good gig here and I don't want to risk losing my job We can always arrange something when I get off at 3am
I’m not paying you to fraternise, no. However, I want everyone including you to be happy so I have no problem if anyone enjoys themselves at work.
That's a lovely approach to management but can't see much cleaning getting done if the staff are all shagging.
Au contraire. Everything balances out. "I'd not screw the boss over, unless she asked me to | |||
"I love the idea of building a massive couples room with a mirrored ceiling, but with that as a two way mirror to create a mezzanine level with people watching from above. Also have views of other play areas from that area as well, create a voyeur's focal point. Enclosed pool and hot tubs too but massive folding doors to open the area up in the summer, with outdoor play and sunbathing space beyond that. Sounds very exhibitionist orientated? Personally I think clubs should be, I want to create an environment that draws in single guys and still gives them a good experience, seeing as how much the evening costs them without having them overrun the club and negatively impact on the couples, etc. Would include some private space too, maybe a small dark room off of the couples room or private rooms backing onto a dark room so you can't be seen but still heard. I'd just lower the price for single men and raise women's price to match in middle. Have a number limit. No, you've got to encourage women in and pricing is the easiest way to do it. As well as your "message service", obviously.
I'll agree to disagree "You DON'T think your massage service will attract more women? | |||
"I love the idea of building a massive couples room with a mirrored ceiling, but with that as a two way mirror to create a mezzanine level with people watching from above. Also have views of other play areas from that area as well, create a voyeur's focal point. Enclosed pool and hot tubs too but massive folding doors to open the area up in the summer, with outdoor play and sunbathing space beyond that. Sounds very exhibitionist orientated? Personally I think clubs should be, I want to create an environment that draws in single guys and still gives them a good experience, seeing as how much the evening costs them without having them overrun the club and negatively impact on the couples, etc. Would include some private space too, maybe a small dark room off of the couples room or private rooms backing onto a dark room so you can't be seen but still heard. I'd just lower the price for single men and raise women's price to match in middle. Have a number limit. No, you've got to encourage women in and pricing is the easiest way to do it. As well as your "message service", obviously.
I'll agree to disagree
You DON'T think your massage service will attract more women? "That's only because it's Lickety  Not everyone gets the same level of service out of me | |||
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"I love the idea of building a massive couples room with a mirrored ceiling, but with that as a two way mirror to create a mezzanine level with people watching from above. Also have views of other play areas from that area as well, create a voyeur's focal point. Enclosed pool and hot tubs too but massive folding doors to open the area up in the summer, with outdoor play and sunbathing space beyond that. Sounds very exhibitionist orientated? Personally I think clubs should be, I want to create an environment that draws in single guys and still gives them a good experience, seeing as how much the evening costs them without having them overrun the club and negatively impact on the couples, etc. Would include some private space too, maybe a small dark room off of the couples room or private rooms backing onto a dark room so you can't be seen but still heard. I'd just lower the price for single men and raise women's price to match in middle. Have a number limit. No, you've got to encourage women in and pricing is the easiest way to do it. As well as your "message service", obviously.
I'll agree to disagree
You DON'T think your massage service will attract more women?
That's only because it's Lickety Not everyone gets the same level of service out of me "That is the nicest thing I've had all day. Thank you. I'll give you a gold star rating on sTrip Advisor. | |||
