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If women were like men on Fab. Part 2
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Because there were so many classics. 
They’d be asking for are used boxers, ain’t gonna happen.
They’d be exaggerating about the size of their tits, ‘Yeah, they’re totally a 38EE!’
When clearly a C at best. (I know nothing about bra sizes, could be no such thing as a 38EE).
Status updates like; ‘Horny and bored, come lick my flange while I watch Escape to the Country!’
Ah, you get the idea with that. Can you think of any other examples where if women were like men on here? |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Parked up in my truck at your local services, fancy coming over and licking me out? |
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I'm totally straight, but I love staring at boobs in the gym. Particularly in the changing rooms. I think some of my favourites have noticed. Do you think they're lesbians who can't wait to lick me? |
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Probably from a early age they would be walking down the road with one hand down the front of there tracksuit bottoms holding onto their strap on cocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Face or mouth, where's the best place to gush? |
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Got 20 mins for a meet before I start work. Anyone want to lick my fanny for me ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whys it so hard to get a veri here im off |
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Hi can someone review my profile, thanks for all the advice given in the 6 other threads; which I've totally ignored, so I've deleted all the interesting text, and added 122 more fanny pics, really like the one where you can see the dildo that fell out of my fanny and dropped into the toilet bowl - I'll give you a clue its not the brown floating thing 
So fingers crossed I'll be airtight by the end of the night  |
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Where's the love for the tall girls? For gods sake I'm actually a model and no one will fuck me. Don't be so insecure. We're all the same height lying down! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I've just caught up with the first thread, some of the comments are absolutely hilarious!
When I look at your 200 pics of your cock I get wet instantly. |
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Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring  |
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"Hi can someone review my profile, thanks for all the advice given in the 6 other threads; which I've totally ignored, so I've deleted all the interesting text, and added 122 more fanny pics, really like the one where you can see the dildo that fell out of my fanny and dropped into the toilet bowl - I'll give you a clue its not the brown floating thing
So fingers crossed I'll be airtight by the end of the night "
I think you are my new hero  |
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"Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring "
I find putting my hand in my knickers and rubbing myself really fast, whilst grunting and staring directly at them works all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can see this lasting the distance too   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am in Asda carpark cum wank me, but dont worry I am clean.
Oh and only attractive thin bastards with low standards and morals please. |
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20 years old and always horny, Where are all the dirty dilfs to teach me some tricks |
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"Hi can someone review my profile, thanks for all the advice given in the 6 other threads; which I've totally ignored, so I've deleted all the interesting text, and added 122 more fanny pics, really like the one where you can see the dildo that fell out of my fanny and dropped into the toilet bowl - I'll give you a clue its not the brown floating thing
So fingers crossed I'll be airtight by the end of the night
I think you are my new hero "
Thanks but I'm Fab straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phone sex now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phone sex now."
not many cock shaped phones |
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"Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring
I find putting my hand in my knickers and rubbing myself really fast, whilst grunting and staring directly at them works all the time"
I’m sure they can see my hard clit stretching my Lycra  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The question is how many of you ladies have actually succumbed to such an advance .. be honest lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not new to fab, taboo bi curious girl seeking someone open minded for NSA, hopeful to fulfil a long-standing threesome fantasy too. Would you chat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Totally looking to fuck my way through fab |
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"I am in Asda carpark cum wank me, but dont worry I am clean.
Oh and only attractive thin bastards with low standards and morals please."
But don’t take too long or the ice creams will melt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phone sex now.not many cock shaped phones "
I just need you to listen while I cum for you, dont worry, it wont take long! PM me, I cant get round the block? |
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Any men want to watch me squirt on cam, I'm in directing room 1  |
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"Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring
I find putting my hand in my knickers and rubbing myself really fast, whilst grunting and staring directly at them works all the time
I’m sure they can see my hard clit stretching my Lycra "
Don't you hate it when that happens, just front it out, show all the other bitches who the big swinging clit is |
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"The question is how many of you ladies have actually succumbed to such an advance .. be honest lol "
Hush now, don’t let those thoughts enter your pretty head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only gym fit guys with 12 inch cocks face and personality be damned come fuck me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The question is how many of you ladies have actually succumbed to such an advance .. be honest lol
Hush now, don’t let those thoughts enter your pretty head "
Never knew these thoughts existed in anyones head ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why does nobody talk to me. Ive sent 1000 messages today alone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My husband is sleeping upstairs...
Would you like to come around and have sex in my shed? |
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"Is it wrong to stare at the guys cocks in the gym, they wear really tight tracksuit bottoms and I think they notice me staring
I find putting my hand in my knickers and rubbing myself really fast, whilst grunting and staring directly at them works all the time"
They're talking to the gym staff because they want me. I've been asked to stay in the ladies only area. Apparently I'm distracting. They all want me, don't they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rate my minge |
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As funny as this thread is . I think us men would love women being so forward lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My husband is sleeping upstairs...
Would you like to come around and have sex in my shed?"
Dont you mean the living room the sofa is more comfy |
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I'll be in the Manchester pool in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. Come join me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Licks like a miniature poodle treat with respect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phone sex. Now |
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"Rate my minge"
Be honest guys, what labia size is best? What colour should a minge be? I know mine is perfect but I want your views. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m so sorry but my husband can’t get off work...
But he said it’s alright for me to meet you guys alone......
Can someone please go meet my husband alone?, and let me lady wank on the phone...
Can I try your cock first , to make sure you’re a match for my husband? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just sent this bloke yet another message, included face, fanny and foot photos, meet none of his criteria but hey beggars cant be choosers.
Do you think I should wait 30 seconds before I send another message, maybe type it in CAPITALS incase the other 25 messages I sent have been lost in the 10,000 messages he must get in his inbox?
I really couldn't care if he didn't want to meet, but even a 'fuck off you swamp donkey' is better than just deleting it unread, manners and respect cost nothing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should i have a midnight wank |
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"Should i have a midnight wank"
Everyone knows midday wanks are better - FACT! What kind of pervert are you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in your area and wanted to know if you wanted some fun .... staying at so and so hotel .... get back to me babe it could be fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should i have a midnight wank
Everyone knows midday wanks are better - FACT! What kind of pervert are you!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im still a virgin im looking for my first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im still a virgin im looking for my first "
Haha they all say that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any other wives want to have wank chat on KiK over our slutty husbands? |
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Would our equivalent of lamp post pissing be gutter squatting? |
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"Just sent this bloke yet another message, included face, fanny and foot photos, meet none of his criteria but hey beggars cant be choosers.
Do you think I should wait 30 seconds before I send another message, maybe type it in CAPITALS incase the other 25 messages I sent have been lost in the 10,000 messages he must get in his inbox?
I really couldn't care if he didn't want to meet, but even a 'fuck off you swamp donkey' is better than just deleting it unread, manners and respect cost nothing.
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His loss babe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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0732169694 call now and listen to me flick my bean |
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"Any other wives want to have wank chat on KiK over our slutty husbands?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would our equivalent of lamp post pissing be gutter squatting? "
ha must remember that |
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"Just sent this bloke yet another message, included face, fanny and foot photos, meet none of his criteria but hey beggars cant be choosers.
Do you think I should wait 30 seconds before I send another message, maybe type it in CAPITALS incase the other 25 messages I sent have been lost in the 10,000 messages he must get in his inbox?
I really couldn't care if he didn't want to meet, but even a 'fuck off you swamp donkey' is better than just deleting it unread, manners and respect cost nothing.
His loss babe "
I know, he's blocked me now, but I know I would have been his dream fuck, maybe I should create another profile so I can message him again, he may have blocked me by mistake, its easily done as I've had 600 other men block me by mistake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would our equivalent of lamp post pissing be gutter squatting? "
ha must remember that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another time waster who doesn't answer messages... Wouldn't fuck you anyway, your cocks tiny. |
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"Why does nobody talk to me. Ive sent 1000 messages today alone "
Get used to it, men rule on here, imagine you got sent 2 messages a year, and one of them was reminding you your supporter pass was due to expire, you'd never have the time to reply.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Condoms make my vagina saggy |
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"Another time waster who doesn't answer messages... Wouldn't fuck you anyway, your cocks tiny. "
It would get lost in my fanny flaps |
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Does anyone actually meet on here, I've been on here 16 hours now, got no photos, have put the obligatory "fil in lata" text and not had one bit of interest.
I have more luck in real life, I mean I could go round the back of Lidls right now and have 20 blokes lining up to do me up against the bins.
Think i'll leave and let all you dreamers to it, but I'll be back next week with a new profile.
Quick question, where can I get one of those black silhouette photos done, all the cool profiles seem to have them |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Condoms make my vagina saggy"
Oi, its actually an allergy |
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Do guys really like massive bucket fannies, so come on all you size kings let yourselves be known - mines not that big, but I will supply a plank to strap across your arse to stop you falling in |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Try me, mmmmmmmmm. Right now I mean, no point chatting to see if we have a connection and don't worry what you look like I've got plenty of paper bags. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Condoms make my vagina saggy
Oi, its actually an allergy"
You can't get pregnant on a Friday. Doh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How should I improve my profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How should I improve my profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How should I improve my profile? |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
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How should I improve my profile?"
More fanny pics obvs. |
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If women were men - ‘any wank buddies out there’
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Omg spare me your socials, just get in the fucking sack! It's a sex site not the Sunday church group! |
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How should I improve my profile?
More fanny pics obvs."
I can't show my face, and you guys say oozing spread labia are gross. There's nothing else I can show! Nothing at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They would be messaging men who have pics of their socks, asking if they will fuck them with their feet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How should I improve my profile?
More fanny pics obvs.
I can't show my face, and you guys say oozing spread labia are gross. There's nothing else I can show! Nothing at all! "
Your toes, obviously |
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"Parked up in my truck at your local services, fancy coming over and licking me out? "
To be honest I be right there! Lol |
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How should I improve my profile?
More fanny pics obvs.
I can't show my face, and you guys say oozing spread labia are gross. There's nothing else I can show! Nothing at all!
Your toes, obviously "
I'm a medical miracle. Oozing labia and face. Nothing else. I have to stay ninja, I'm famous for it. Oops. |
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Do all boys like their balls teased?
What's the one bulletproof perfume/ lipstick that will guarantee he'll have to fuck me in the pub carpark because he can't resist? Only from Superdrug mind. |
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I’be never cum from oral or penetration, anyone out there think they can make me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do you think of my pictures?
I have used a sky remote as a depth gauge for my arsehole. |
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My husband doesn’t want to fuck me anymore not sure why I’ve not asked him, please will you come see to me. Must be at your place obviously. Pussy pics on profile. |
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"My husband doesn’t want to fuck me anymore not sure why I’ve not asked him, please will you come see to me. Must be at your place obviously. Pussy pics on profile."
Can you only meet in the hours if 9-3pm |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
North West |
Seriously this isn’t a bloody dating site. I don’t want to chat endlessly. Just need fucking right now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Absolutely creasing at this thread my god there's some really funny reasons on here thanks i needed a pick me up |
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Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is |
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"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is "
Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine |
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"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is
Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine "
wow I’d love to see that but could you take it sideways |
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"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is
Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine wow I’d love to see that but could you take it sideways "
Not sideways, got to save room for the boys on Blue Watch |
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"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is
Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine wow I’d love to see that but could you take it sideways
Not sideways, got to save room for the boys on Blue Watch "
next time I see one of them red extinguishers I’m going to think of you |
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You look like a big strong traditional man who needs a woman all to himself. You don't belong here, you're far too good for this place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women stop lowering your standards for those fat bastards that are punching above their weight.
They wouldn't get anywhere in the real world.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Free now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Much prefer a BBM to a stick insect. |
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"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is
Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine "
That’s nothing, I used a draught excluder for a tampon, now where’s them big cocks at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi
Wuu2 "
Nuthin I'm bored - just stroking my minge waiting for U sexy
Cum over - Cum lick my clitty in my van- I've got a 15 minutes tea break soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Much prefer a BBM to a stick insect."
Real men |
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
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Best thread, thank you
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It's a dog eat dog world out there. We don't want those poor fragile men to think that they're more attractive than they are. What about their mental health when their delusions are shattered? |
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"Get a can of deodorant or sky remote and put it against their fanny to show how big it is
Pah, that’s nothing I can get one of those red fire extinguishers IN mine
That’s nothing, I used a draught excluder for a tampon, now where’s them big cocks at "
Oh thank you, you’ve given me an idea for some new fanny pics, some with the tampon string hanging out, the boys are gonna luv em |
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Have you noticed some of men on here, especially the mature ones, are punching well above there weight - just an observation |
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Don’t forget the selfies of your bits whilst stood over a toilet but you have to make sure it’s not been flushed |
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"Have you noticed some of men on here, especially the mature ones, are punching well above there weight - just an observation "
Who do they think they are shagging hot 21 year olds! |
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"Don’t forget the selfies of your bits whilst stood over a toilet but you have to make sure it’s not been flushed "
I prefer to take a pic next to the washing up in the sink anyone fancy a fuck while I squeeze my Fairy over some dirty dirty plates |
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I shaved my legs! Let's get fucking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve 20 real close up boob shots in my profile and send them randomly to every guy within 50 miles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too |
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"Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too "
Just like the men we have run out of original things to say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too
Just like the men we have run out of original things to say "
cockfarts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too
Just like the men we have run out of original things to say "
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I can’t get no.....meets what am I doing wrong?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Posts a pussy pic and then texts
Like? |
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Omg my clit has been missing out for so long it's turning blue! I need a cock or I'll explode! Anyone!
Don't make me go gay. It's you prude men. Only reason lesbians exist. |
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If I approach my boss and tell him I know he's on Fab, it'll be hot, won't it? Not bad at all.
He's hot. I have needs. I'm a red blooded woman after all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting closer .. some more wit please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting closer .. some more wit please "
get the man a set of pom poms you do some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m edging ...so close now my clit is throbbing for you..turn your cam on now and watch me cum for you ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Edging - love it |
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It has been misleading
Curvy... this term has been broadly used. Some applies, some big ass lies.
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"If I approach my boss and tell him I know he's on Fab, it'll be hot, won't it? Not bad at all.
He's hot. I have needs. I'm a red blooded woman after all. "
That’ll make you his boss then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been on here for all of 3 days .. rate my profile im not getting any thick juicy cock.. whats wrong with me???? |
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"Been on here for all of 3 days .. rate my profile im not getting any thick juicy cock.. whats wrong with me????"
Open up a man profile
You’ll get loads of u don’t block them
If us man were in position as OP said... we’ll be dreaming of abalones every night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is why I joined the forums....
You guy’s are funny as hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking at your 200 pics of nothing gets me wetter |
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No thankyou ???
WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS NO THANK YOU???
No one would fuck you and your droopy biceps you skinny bastard..... |
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"Come on ladies you were doing great taking the mick out of some male fabbers lol ... this has got to go the distance too "
ladies ......
Come on gentlemen !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, do guys like having sex? I honestly have no idea and would like to know, I'm in no way posting the most generic question I can think of just so I can frig my cooch to the replies.
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Any guys want me to phone them so they can hear me play with my coochy (lol). |
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Got a wide on, need cock, cum fill me now. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Yes sorry my husband is totally real, honest, but he can't talk now because he's asleep, so let's just have some wank chat OK? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me legs are wide open. Come in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heres 17 pictures of my fanny from different angles, fuck me now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey, guys yeah, is everyone else really horny in the morning or is it just me, my fanny is always totally dripping first thing lol. Totally need some cock right now, pm me PMSL. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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Do any men actually meet on this site, or are you all just here for an ego boost? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do any men actually meet on this site, or are you all just here for an ego boost? "
Most are just on here to make it to page 843 of the hot pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My sheets are totally soaked. Every morning I wake up from a wet dream. Damn. Sort me out. Now! |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Do any men actually meet on this site, or are you all just here for an ego boost?
Most are just on here to make it to page 843 of the hot pics."
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Woke up horny who can help out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My bf is getting fucked by two women upstairs, chat dirty to me on this website cause this is totally happening and its definitely not some repressed fantasy that I'm never fulfilling. Now speak some words and make it waterfall in my pants, cause I'd rather be here than up there watching! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love these....hope half the idiot men read them and take note of how crass most of the messages are they send.. |
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Really funny stuff OP 
I posted a similar thread on the Ireland Forum last week (I posted as a female with male attitudes) The comments were a hoot!
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/861198 enjoy |
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"Love these....hope half the idiot men read them and take note of how crass most of the messages are they send.."
I've used a few of them this morning.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take my beefy minge
(Shout out to my beefy bum buddy) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take my beefy minge
(Shout out to my beefy bum buddy) "
He’ll be back for you soon PMF |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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Wow you must be the sexiest man on Fab, honestly, i’d happily walk barefoot over a field of broken glass to rub my bean in your shadow.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send me your sweaty boxers need to sniff precum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow you must be the sexiest man on Fab, honestly, i’d happily walk barefoot over a field of broken glass to rub my bean in your shadow.
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i know but im taken |
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Your photos are awful, but I'd sit on your face and take your cock anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's up with the men on this site? You open with a dirty message you get ignored, you open with a nice message you get ignored. There's just no pleasing anyone. Fuck this site! I get more shags offline. |
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Fab should suspend you!
You call yourself average? You don't know what the word means! Oh what a gift you are to the ravenously horny woman. Omg perfection itself.
I can do a magic trick! I can make cocks disappear! All ten inches (don't be shy, you're more than six hubba hubba) of your hot glorious manhood. You definitely need to see this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's all the fat sluts, begging for my pussy. Can't be seen in public with you though, no offence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where can i go dogging in manchester |
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Do you think the people around me notice that my minge is soaked and stinks? I hope they know how horny I am. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does nobody talk to me. Ive sent 1000 messages today alone
Get used to it, men rule on here, imagine you got sent 2 messages a year, and one of them was reminding you your supporter pass was due to expire, you'd never have the time to reply.
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Ha ha. Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy just text me to meet after a couple of no shows for a meet he was having. I am insulted I am 3rd choice but I am horny and any cocks a goal. What should I do? |
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I'm going on a luxury holiday to a sunny location next week and need a man to lift my bags. You don't have to do anything else, it's all on me. I'll be naked or in a tiny bikini the whole time if it tempts you, but I definitely won't nag that you owe me sex given I've spent thousands of pounds on you. If you're interested I don't want to talk any further, just meet me at the airport on Monday morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does nobody talk to me. Ive sent 1000 messages today alone
Get used to it, men rule on here, imagine you got sent 2 messages a year, and one of them was reminding you your supporter pass was due to expire, you'd never have the time to reply.
Ha ha. Love it "
Too funny for any of my contributions |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Any pussy rubbing groups? Men welcome to watch. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Any used Y-Fronts available i can sniff as i rub?? |
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You're not really my type, you've got a bit of a gut, you're old and your cock is small, but there's just something about you that's intrigued me. I just have to have you. Sainsbury's carpark in fifteen minutes. |
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"What's up with the men on this site? You open with a dirty message you get ignored, you open with a nice message you get ignored. There's just no pleasing anyone. Fuck this site! I get more shags offline."
Haha that is a classic |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Quantity not quality
Here for a good time not a long time
Must be shaved (around the nipples)
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You men have left me in a terrible dilemma. You're all so fussy. I'm not sure whether to scrape even further down the bottom of the barrel of the fat ugly toothless slobs that inhabit this godforsaken site, or if I should swallow my pride and meet a lady. I'm not gay, no, not at all, totally straight. Gays are yucky. But it's the only option, right? |
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Off to a club tonight, first time I’ve got the social skills of a used nappy, so do you think shuffling around the club with one hand on my bean and the other flapping around around like a demented darlek grabbing at people is the way forward - PM me answers, men only |
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I need a man to take me to a club. Only a gorgeous man with a massive cock need apply. No sex expected, I just need to be shown the ropes. I'm so unworldly compared to you sexy swingers! |
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Hey boys, I need to squirt before I explode. Who wants my load. No uggos. |
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Omg. Women have needs. Where do men get off expecting us to do anything and not treat them like sex objects? They wear trousers everywhere! The eyes are just drawn to those, uh, bulges
If men want to be taken seriously in the workplace and not have women staring at their cocks all day, they need to wear tents as skirts. Long ones, with petticoats under, so not even a hint of cock. Asking self control of women is too much to ask! |
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If u come to mine tonite we r fucking ok? Don't mess me about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skenes glands need emptying, message me. |
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I know it says in my profile that I like buff guys but don’t know why I said that I need to update it really but no one reads profiles do they? Anyway I know you have curves but I’m willing to lower my requirements for you as your profile really appealed to me, and I’m having no luck so really need fucking.......... please? |
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