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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They’d be asking for are used boxers, ain’t gonna happen.
They’d be exaggerating about the size of their tits, ‘Yeah, they’re totally a 38EE!’
When clearly a C at best. (I know nothing about bra sizes, could be no such thing as a 38EE).
Status updates like; ‘Horny and bored, come lick my flange while I watch Escape to the Country!’
Ah, you get the idea with that. Can you think of any other examples where if women were like men on here?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come fill be up instead of I need to unload |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
My boobs need milking |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"My boobs need milking"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My boobs need milking"
Come drain them. |
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In Sainsburys shopping, anyone wanna help me measure the cucumbers - totally straight, but will consider bearded ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Show their minge hanging over a toilet bowl. Compare their tits to a sky satellite dish |
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"In Sainsburys shopping, anyone wanna help me measure the cucumbers - totally straight, but will consider bearded ladies"
Pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Threads about doesn’t tit size matter? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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345 close ups of there flange, then starting a thread asking why they can’t get a meet. |
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Guys, remember we have to respond to these marvelous seductive come ons  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey babe, I'm free tonight. Fancy coming to mine and finger blasting me till I cream over your moobs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey babe, I'm free tonight. Fancy coming to mine and finger blasting me till I cream over your moobs? "
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Using various receptacles as a scale of measurement for genitals, from egg cups to wheelie bins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I smell your boxers  |
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You'll drive to this postcode. After dark. Tell no one. You'll put a blindfold over yourself on the backseat of your car. Wear a nice tight slim cut suit with shiny shoes. And a gorgeous red velvet thong mmmm just like that. You'll lick the pussy that presents itself to you, do as you're told. Maybe if you're lucky I'll touch your cock. It'll be the night of your life. You won't even want to cum.
Wut. Y u no reply, my pussy neeeds u?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll drive to this postcode. After dark. Tell no one. You'll put a blindfold over yourself on the backseat of your car. Wear a nice tight slim cut suit with shiny shoes. And a gorgeous red velvet thong mmmm just like that. You'll lick the pussy that presents itself to you, do as you're told. Maybe if you're lucky I'll touch your cock. It'll be the night of your life. You won't even want to cum.
Wut. Y u no reply, my pussy neeeds u?! "
Ooh now. This excites any which way  |
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"Can I smell your boxers "
Mmm. With skid marks please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey babe, I'm free tonight. Fancy coming to mine and finger blasting me till I cream over your moobs? "
Haha and they say romance is dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanna breed? |
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"Wanna breed? "
I'm a verified brood mare with several gorgeous spawn up and down the country with many happy fathers. I'm going to take that cock all inside me, suck those juices in and produce you a beautiful heir. I'm perfect for the job. Check out the size and tilt on my hips! Many happy fathers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna breed?
I'm a verified brood mare with several gorgeous spawn up and down the country with many happy fathers. I'm going to take that cock all inside me, suck those juices in and produce you a beautiful heir. I'm perfect for the job. Check out the size and tilt on my hips! Many happy fathers. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile text: Fill in later.
Status: Fill me up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey sweetie, I'm a married woman in need of some excitement and passion. He doesn't want sex after we had children and won't give me what all red-blooded women need. You into anal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I smell your boxers
Mmm. With skid marks please. "
Lol |
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Mmm, who can resist a dripping wet hole? Irresistible fishy smell. Cum get me boiz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m gonna teabag you all night long baby.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got an itchy fanny. Wanna scratch? |
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I need a massage and a lick. Who's offering? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve cum over your photos, hope you don’t mind... |
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"My boobs need milking"
Hahahahaha |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Wow babe, you've got the best looking dick on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are literally the most gorgeous man on Fab let’s meet and I will treat you like the Prince you are |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Wow babe, you've got the best looking dick on here"
Actually I think I've used that line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wouldn't life be more straightforward? |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
You make my boyfriend look like shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got an itchy fanny. Wanna scratch?"
There's a cream for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come round and bring your mates. I wanna fuck you all so hard like there's no (work) tomorrow. |
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Me and 5 of my bitches are in the local travel lodge, we'd love you to join us so we can whittle down your cock with our sopping holes, send you back to your wife broken |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me and 5 of my bitches are in the local travel lodge, we'd love you to join us so we can whittle down your cock with our sopping holes, send you back to your wife broken"
Fucking classic |
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"Me and 5 of my bitches are in the local travel lodge, we'd love you to join us so we can whittle down your cock with our sopping holes, send you back to your wife broken"
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I'm gonna fuck your cock so hard I'll snap it in half! |
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Imagine the update - haven’t squirted in 48 hours need to unload now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow babe, you've got the best looking dick on here
Actually I think I've used that line "
Never.. you haven't even seen mine yet ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I bury my face in your testicles... |
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"Imagine the update - haven’t squirted in 48 hours need to unload now "
*shudder* |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Can I bury my face in your testicles... "
Hahaha |
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"Me and 5 of my bitches are in the local travel lodge, we'd love you to join us so we can whittle down your cock with our sopping holes, send you back to your wife broken"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I bury my face in your testicles... "
ok on way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I bury my face in your testicles...
Hahaha"
tbagged  |
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I can breathe through my ears so would love to suck your cock all night, dont want anything in return |
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"Show their minge hanging over a toilet bowl...."
I've seen this.
Really.
They're out there.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Genuine and honest woman. Married but the spark went years ago so looking to put the fun back in. Plus he's pretty vanilla anyway so want to explore my dirty side. |
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Omg I've only had 100 orgasms today and I need to keep going! Where all da boiz in da house! |
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Hey where are all the good looking husbands at, just love to fuck those sexy husbands  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tame you let the cat out the bag here.....love the comments though hope some of the guys other than me J are reading them and cringing...weve seen so many along these lines...and guys wonder why get blocked or deleted... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You guys are brutal lol lol |
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Omg. You guys are such prudes. I don't care about your chests and underwear. And ugh you can just buy Calvin Klein, so what. WE NEED MORE COCK SHOTS! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unbelievable the depths you women will sink to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Status update:
Some of you men are so far up your own ass and rude.... manners cost nothing |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Can you send me some pics babe, I'm totally wanking over you right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fanny is as big as the euro tunnel /tight as a scotsmans wallet. Got a face pic. |
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So many fakes, and time wasters, so many women pretending to be men.
Any guys fancy a tribute?
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I’m parked in the services which sexy man slut is gonna come and suck my pussy dry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi , how is the site treating you?
Have you met new women lately?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why can’t iget a meet, I’ve the best Fanny on here, you’re all cocks |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Status update - so many guys with their head up their own arse here. |
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"Unbelievable the depths you women will sink to"
You love it, now get that nipple back in your mouth and get sucking |
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Wanking at work, hitched up my short skirt looking my boss right in the eye. God I need a man to bend me over. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Unbelievable the depths you women will sink to"
If only some of the blokes on here could reach those depths, hey ladies?! Who’s with me ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant get my head around this youv twisted my melon man
Il just watch and laugh |
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Wheres all the DILFs, 18yo virgin looking for that alfa [sic] mail [sic] to teach her the ways of the world
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to suck your cock for hours nothing required in return |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could play with fantastic looking cock and ball all night long.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanna tribute? Send me a pic of your dick so I can smear my dripping fanny over it. |
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"They’d be asking for are used boxers, ain’t gonna happen.
They’d be exaggerating about the size of their tits, ‘Yeah, they’re totally a 38EE!’
When clearly a C at best. (I know nothing about bra sizes, could be no such thing as a 38EE).
Status updates like; ‘Horny and bored, come lick my flange while I watch Escape to the Country!’
Ah, you get the idea with that. Can you think of any other examples where if women were like men on here?
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Best fourm for a long time..
Thank..  |
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I'll be best fuck you've ever had |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any woman fancy putting some of this as their status to see the response |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The women are on a roll on this thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There would be a lot more sex and much less whining i guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heavy squirter, tell me where you want it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna tribute? Send me a pic of your dick so I can smear my dripping fanny over it."
Noooo, we would want a face pic for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How insulting! No message at all is better than the patronising 'thanks for the message but...' one you sent me. You really need to check your attitude! |
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Size definitely matters. Accept no imitations. F cup over here, hips don't lie, size Kings get AT me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 22/03/19 18:45:29] |
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Men, do you like anal, tell you best anal stories here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant cum from oral am i wierd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanna suck you all night long until my gums bleed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m working in your area , meet me in 10 minutes at the back of my hostel I’m sooo horny, I’ve attached photos it is me standing a mile away on a mountain with wrap around specs and 10 cock picks !
10 minutes mind or you will lose your chance
Ps send my your number, I will call once I see you but it will be witheld as it’s a work phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanna shit on your chest |
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Wanna wank over the pictures I secretly took of my husband? Or swap crusty drawers? |
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"I cant cum from oral am i wierd"
Let me suck it for you it will be the best you ever had |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Il pay you 50 to fuck me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any man want a nice massage... |
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Any ladies want to hide in the fridge while I fuck their husbands over the kitchen sink? |
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"Wanna wank over the pictures I secretly took of my husband? Or swap crusty drawers? "
My husbands upstairs getting spit roasted kik me to chat about it |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Any man want a nice massage..."
You can't do nice your evil |
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I can make all the guys squirt !
From fastest fingers felicity |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Women stop fucking messaging me, I only like men! |
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"Women stop fucking messaging me, I only like men! "
Omg! A woman looked at me! Women should get off this site! Perverts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Husband is sick in bed wanna meet me alone and we could fuck in the pub car park |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Il pay you 50 to fuck me?"
I will pay you to teabag me 75 times I like my tea strong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women stop fucking messaging me, I only like men! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any man want a nice massage...
You can't do nice your evil "
I’ll show you evil  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unbelievable the depths you women will sink to
You love it, now get that nipple back in your mouth and get sucking "
Well, as you've put it like that - OK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m straight ffs not fab straight... |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Any man want a nice massage...
You can't do nice your evil
I’ll show you evil "
Ooo bring it on chocolate box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Free minge this weekend! Fuck & go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to drown in a slurry pit as you watch counting 5k |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
Free to fuck tonight ..status update |
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Yeah I know I said I was dying to shag you before you deleted my message, but you're just a micro-penised round arsed loser anyway. So there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m straight ffs not fab straight..."
Good on ya .. put them straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hairy ballsack or smooth?
Which of you fabbers likes a hairy ballsack? I've not seen one for years. I used to love licking and sucking on a delicious pair of hairy plums, the way nature intended. |
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New profile, but been here before - so if anyone remembers me from one of my old profiles, please re-verify me so the Drs can send you the antibiotics.
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Up for anything with anyone on for more details |
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"Yeah I know I said I was dying to shag you before you deleted my message, but you're just a micro-penised round arsed loser anyway. So there! "
Ha ha |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Only looking for real curvy men, with natural big moobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who wants to fuck in my Audi R8? Just don't cum on my Armani trousers or damage my Rolex. |
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Who enjoys sucking on a good pair of knob flaps (if you were there you know) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm 100% genuine. Seriously. Meet me. Now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago
Hitchin |
The club was awful.
Kept getting followed by the clit-flicking corpses. |
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"Who enjoys sucking on a good pair of knob flaps (if you were there you know) "
lol |
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I'm in your area tonight and I thought I might interest you in some mature steak and craft beer. Can't let the high thread count bed or decorative cushions go to waste, can we? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahahahhaha |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Out for a drive, any lovely men need a lift? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Daddy I’ve done my homework can I go out to play now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pictures of breasts taken next to a satsuma, instead of an orange. Or with a mini kit kat between them. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Any young straight females looking for oral only? I'll lick you good, discretion assured. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My husband doesn't understand me but I want him to take cock so we can have a 3sum? |
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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago
S West |
I think most of them wouldn't be able to jump through my hoops and be good looking enough to get a reply :p |
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I only wear Chanel, I look after myself, and I can't even get a beer bellied chav to sit on? Omg this site is a disgrace! Patriarchy gone mad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello my name's Maureen. I'm 95 years old, hope you dont mind a slightly older female. I'm drug and disease free but haven't been tested in 70 years. I'm just going to write another 65 lines of absolute shit you won't find interesting and a few unfunny one liners I think you'll love.
I'm not married but may be wearing a wedding ring when I come to give you the night of your life. I look a little bit older than the blurry photo I took of myself standing 5 foot away in the dark 10 years ago but I have a great personality.
Can we please meet in 30 seconds? I'd love for you to get me pregnant sexy.
Another one liner here.
Maureen xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank fuck women aren't men, it's enough to turn a guy fab gay..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BWM for you pleasure |
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Omg it's just a minge. It doesn't have teeth. You don't have to find me attractive. Just stick your cock in. I thought this was nsa, why have standards? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love big cocks and I cannot lie. |
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Who loves wearing their husbands boxers and holed odd socks - I love sneaking them out of the wash basket to wear under my work clothes |
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"The club was awful.
Kept getting followed by the clit-flicking corpses. "
PMSL |
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Looking to have my back doors smashed in tonight. Who's game?
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Does anyone want to swap naked pics of our husbands? |
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Timing's perfect for some minge smashing. Just finished my period. No more baby making lining! All good! |
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I really want to take my husband to a club (preferably a greedy boys night) but he's worried and nervous; how can I stop him being such a whiny bitch about it |
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"I really want to take my husband to a club (preferably a greedy boys night) but he's worried and nervous; how can I stop him being such a whiny bitch about it"
Just get him pissed, give him Viagra, and nag at him until he gives in. You have needs, girl, don't accept no for an answer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offering discreet dark room fanny licking to straight ladies with nothing expected in return"
Sent to other woman who is only looking to meet men.
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone want to swap naked pics of our husbands? "
Really |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I really want to take my husband to a club (preferably a greedy boys night) but he's worried and nervous; how can I stop him being such a whiny bitch about it"
And how can I persuade him to let another guy join us? |
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Just taken 4 viagra, clits like an upturned sticklebrick ready to ruin some tight male arseholes, bareback preferred |
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Does any other ladies like rubbing their erect nipples on their husbands favourite football shirt |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Any ladies be interested in joining a wank group? |
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"Just taken 4 viagra, clits like an upturned sticklebrick ready to ruin some tight male arseholes, bareback preferred"
Yesssssss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If only , anyone know a site like that ??? |
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Does anyone know where I can purchase used wank socks, the crustier the better |
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"Any ladies be interested in joining a wank group? "
Not gay or anything, but this really interests me promise not to break eye contact |
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"If only , anyone know a site like that ??? "
Umm. The point is, this is actually pretty horrible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just taken 4 viagra, clits like an upturned sticklebrick ready to ruin some tight male arseholes, bareback preferred"
Best. Post. Ever. |
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The blokes have gone all quiet |
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Send me one-liner message and lots of cock pics please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If only , anyone know a site like that ???
Umm. The point is, this is actually pretty horrible. "
Was sarcasm babe ,,,
But if you know one ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm straight but any ladies like to come round to mine and watch videos of my husband and lady wank to them. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Oh my god, all these guys talking about the patriarchy, haven't you got enough already? You're all just a bunch of women hating frigid gays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phone/Kik wank anyone? Swop pics talk about are wife's. Horny now, anything goes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are there any guys who actually meet on this site.. I write a respectful message tailored to their profile and it sits unread in their inbox... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The blokes have gone all quiet "
Haha, I think they’re just letting the women vent. |
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I never knew boys could be so modest and shy. It's the only possible reason you deleted my message. I don't bite, babe, I just want to sit on your cock. I put on my best lipstick for you and everything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just taken 4 viagra, clits like an upturned sticklebrick ready to ruin some tight male arseholes, bareback preferred"
Fucking crying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen this guys profile.. I fit it in every way.. How can I get round their filters? |
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"The blokes have gone all quiet
Haha, I think they’re just letting the women vent."
This is cathartic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually feel a bit ashamed at some of the stuff you ladies have to put up with ...
I promise I have nothing to do with it ... Apologising on behalf of the male population of fab |
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Cum fuck me im nearby, I love to take it up the arse!
Ps heres my whattsapp ... |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
I am 6ft 8 slim and fit
I am also lucky to have 9.5 inches too!
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over a year ago
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