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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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From the moment I first saw, or heard about a Hareem, I knew I wanted on.
Well into my adulthood I occasionally fantasize about what mine may look like and the types of people it'd comprise of.
Unlike my infamous namesake, my wives and mistresses would have to volunteer. Obviously I'd also want to ensure all their needs were met. I'm a Good Khan.
Be lamposty if you wish.. or list your needs that need meeting.
I'd need 3-4 beautiful bisexual regular, life long friend-wives, 1-2 beautiful transsexuals and 1-2 men (they'd have an easy life of it  ).
I'd need a skilled erotic and therapeutic masseuse, an emotional councillor or two. A spiritual guide. And an especially kinky one to show me new things.
Maybe a rotating cast of specials for Empire Holidays and special occasions.
To share with my Gorgeous Empress, on the occasional day we need a little extra.
What would your Hareem look like?
Bonus points for authenticity if your username would allow for one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From the moment I first saw, or heard about a Hareem, I knew I wanted on.
Well into my adulthood I occasionally fantasize about what mine may look like and the types of people it'd comprise of.
Unlike my infamous namesake, my wives and mistresses would have to volunteer. Obviously I'd also want to ensure all their needs were met. I'm a Good Khan.
Be lamposty if you wish.. or list your needs that need meeting.
I'd need 3-4 beautiful bisexual regular, life long friend-wives, 1-2 beautiful transsexuals and 1-2 men (they'd have an easy life of it ).
I'd need a skilled erotic and therapeutic masseuse, an emotional councillor or two. A spiritual guide. And an especially kinky one to show me new things.
Maybe a rotating cast of specials for Empire Holidays and special occasions.
To share with my Gorgeous Empress, on the occasional day we need a little extra.
What would your Hareem look like?
Bonus points for authenticity if your username would allow for one. "
I'd need some dancers too.. especially a belly dancer omg omg omg |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?  "
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason."
Well in that case, im in. Not sure about doughnut |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I already have the startings of one
It’s missing a chef and a car mechanic oh and perhaps a costumier for my festival fancy dress outfits
V x "
Ooh tell me more about fancy dress! You can be my shapeshifter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason."
I was going to volunteer but months off sex sounds like a convent and for that reason, I’m out! |
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My harem would consist of three tall well built men for the long hours of sexual gratification, three chunky blokes for cuddling and slow love making, I would have one special one whose kisses made my toes curl for long snogging sessions and one minstrel type who could play a guitar and sing while we lounged in the yurt  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason.
Well in that case, im in. Not sure about doughnut "
If you'd care to sign on the dotted line please, that you give your body to me. I'll let Doughnut visit if he's unhappy with my new purchase. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason.
Well in that case, im in. Not sure about doughnut
If you'd care to sign on the dotted line please, that you give your body to me. I'll let Doughnut visit if he's unhappy with my new purchase. "
Done! I’m easy |
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?"
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason.
I was going to volunteer but months off sex sounds like a convent and for that reason, I’m out!"
Oh you're allowed your own sex lives as well.. provided my Willy is in no risk of turning green.
Back in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason.
Well in that case, im in. Not sure about doughnut
If you'd care to sign on the dotted line please, that you give your body to me. I'll let Doughnut visit if he's unhappy with my new purchase.
Done! I’m easy "
Muhahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time? "
You do fancy dress, so I want both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason.
Well in that case, im in. Not sure about doughnut
If you'd care to sign on the dotted line please, that you give your body to me. I'll let Doughnut visit if he's unhappy with my new purchase. "
Wait do I get use of the Hareem seeing as I’m losing my wife in this trade off?
Doughnut |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?
You do fancy dress, so I want both."
No you don't! That's Virgine lol x I still want both!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason.
Well in that case, im in. Not sure about doughnut
If you'd care to sign on the dotted line please, that you give your body to me. I'll let Doughnut visit if he's unhappy with my new purchase.
Wait do I get use of the Hareem seeing as I’m losing my wife in this trade off?
Doughnut "
Hmmmmm.. That's solely the decision of the rest of the members of the Hareem. I grant you unlimited access to your wife, except when I want her..
You can be my mate though.. If you prove a good friend I'll give you a section of my Empire to manage and you can have your own Hareem  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason.
Well in that case, im in. Not sure about doughnut
If you'd care to sign on the dotted line please, that you give your body to me. I'll let Doughnut visit if he's unhappy with my new purchase.
Wait do I get use of the Hareem seeing as I’m losing my wife in this trade off?
Doughnut
Hmmmmm.. That's solely the decision of the rest of the members of the Hareem. I grant you unlimited access to your wife, except when I want her..
You can be my mate though.. If you prove a good friend I'll give you a section of my Empire to manage and you can have your own Hareem "
Alright deal. Do I need to sign anywhere?
Doughnut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we join and look after everyone?
Define "look after""
Make sure everyone is fed and watered, massage any sore bits and spooning for anyone that wishes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason.
Well in that case, im in. Not sure about doughnut
If you'd care to sign on the dotted line please, that you give your body to me. I'll let Doughnut visit if he's unhappy with my new purchase.
Wait do I get use of the Hareem seeing as I’m losing my wife in this trade off?
Doughnut
Hmmmmm.. That's solely the decision of the rest of the members of the Hareem. I grant you unlimited access to your wife, except when I want her..
You can be my mate though.. If you prove a good friend I'll give you a section of my Empire to manage and you can have your own Hareem
Alright deal. Do I need to sign anywhere?
Doughnut "
No.. I want deniability incase you annoy me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we get breaks?
Danish x
With that many in the Hareem.. you'd get months off sex.. but still need to be around to keep me happy.. within reason.
Well in that case, im in. Not sure about doughnut
If you'd care to sign on the dotted line please, that you give your body to me. I'll let Doughnut visit if he's unhappy with my new purchase.
Wait do I get use of the Hareem seeing as I’m losing my wife in this trade off?
Doughnut
Hmmmmm.. That's solely the decision of the rest of the members of the Hareem. I grant you unlimited access to your wife, except when I want her..
You can be my mate though.. If you prove a good friend I'll give you a section of my Empire to manage and you can have your own Hareem
Alright deal. Do I need to sign anywhere?
Doughnut
No.. I want deniability incase you annoy me "
In that case screenshot 
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?
You do fancy dress, so I want both.
No you don't! That's Virgine lol x I still want both! "
Sheesh... Harem is getting so big he's forgotten who I am already! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?
You do fancy dress, so I want both.
No you don't! That's Virgine lol x I still want both!
Sheesh... Harem is getting so big he's forgotten who I am already! "
It’s ok I’m getting a splinter cell hareem together if you’d rather be in mine?
Doughnut |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can't offer sex but I can serve nibbles x
My ideal one would be very bohemian x"
What sort of Hareem member can't offer sex? I'll give you job though, nibble woman |
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?
You do fancy dress, so I want both.
No you don't! That's Virgine lol x I still want both!
Sheesh... Harem is getting so big he's forgotten who I am already!
It’s ok I’m getting a splinter cell hareem together if you’d rather be in mine?
Doughnut "
I dunno... Is your memory any better than his? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't offer sex but I can serve nibbles x
My ideal one would be very bohemian x
What sort of Hareem member can't offer sex? I'll give you job though, nibble woman "
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?
You do fancy dress, so I want both.
No you don't! That's Virgine lol x I still want both!
Sheesh... Harem is getting so big he's forgotten who I am already!
It’s ok I’m getting a splinter cell hareem together if you’d rather be in mine?
Doughnut
I dunno... Is your memory any better than his? "
Well I’ve lost my wife soooo now it probably isn’t lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?
You do fancy dress, so I want both.
No you don't! That's Virgine lol x I still want both!
Sheesh... Harem is getting so big he's forgotten who I am already!
It’s ok I’m getting a splinter cell hareem together if you’d rather be in mine?
Doughnut "
*Ghengis's eyes narrow. Cold Face fully focused*
Like that is it Dough of Nut  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No way would I join your Harem or live as a concubine. But, I would love to make my own sexy den full of gorgeous naked men fulfilling my every need and allowing me to loll around all day or bathe in milk baths whilst being fed grapes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?
You do fancy dress, so I want both.
No you don't! That's Virgine lol x I still want both!
Sheesh... Harem is getting so big he's forgotten who I am already!
It’s ok I’m getting a splinter cell hareem together if you’d rather be in mine?
Doughnut
*Ghengis's eyes narrow. Cold Face fully focused*
Like that is it Dough of Nut "
Sorry is that me? I forgot my memory isn’t as good since you took my wife
Nutdough? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No way would I join your Harem or live as a concubine. But, I would love to make my own sexy den full of gorgeous naked men fulfilling my every need and allowing me to loll around all day or bathe in milk baths whilst being fed grapes. "
You sound more like Empress material lol |
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?
You do fancy dress, so I want both.
No you don't! That's Virgine lol x I still want both!
Sheesh... Harem is getting so big he's forgotten who I am already!
It’s ok I’m getting a splinter cell hareem together if you’d rather be in mine?
Doughnut
*Ghengis's eyes narrow. Cold Face fully focused*
Like that is it Dough of Nut
Sorry is that me? I forgot my memory isn’t as good since you took my wife
Nutdough?"
*wanders away to the oasis while the men square off* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you provide health insurance and dental, and where do I pick up my Arabian Nights costume?
Yes! Hareem has all the extras.. Safe from conflict.. own home.. own life.. just need you when I need you.
Would that be more Princess Jasmine Style.. or full Bhurka?
Jasmine... I reckon I'd trip and fall a lot in a burka. Unless you like your women prostrate all the time?
You do fancy dress, so I want both.
No you don't! That's Virgine lol x I still want both!
Sheesh... Harem is getting so big he's forgotten who I am already!
It’s ok I’m getting a splinter cell hareem together if you’d rather be in mine?
Doughnut
*Ghengis's eyes narrow. Cold Face fully focused*
Like that is it Dough of Nut
Sorry is that me? I forgot my memory isn’t as good since you took my wife
Nutdough?
*wanders away to the oasis while the men square off*"
Being the benevolent dictator I am, I could NEVER seperate man an wife. *Ghengis sadly returns Lady Danish to Sir Doughnut* |
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"I'd like a male harem
How many? what do they look/behave like? Any specific needs to fill."
The cast would change depending on my mood. But all would be good-looking, intelligent and able to stimulate me mentally as well as physically and attend to my every need |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like a male harem
How many? what do they look/behave like? Any specific needs to fill.
The cast would change depending on my mood. But all would be good-looking, intelligent and able to stimulate me mentally as well as physically and attend to my every need"
Where are you going to find A man like that let alone an entire hareem on Fab?
Doughnut |
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"Me and my multiple personalities are a Hareem in their own right You really don’t want to know who is in there "
Oh.. well in that case.. I insist! Guards! Seize yeoldewitchdoctor..
He can be my jester/advisor and general with his multiple personalities. |
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"Me and my multiple personalities are a Hareem in their own right You really don’t want to know who is in there
Oh.. well in that case.. I insist! Guards! Seize yeoldewitchdoctor..
He can be my jester/advisor and general with his multiple personalities. "
Haha. The Fool and The Sage are definitely two of them. The Warrior is a bit underdeveloped though. Still in his privates |
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"Me and my multiple personalities are a Hareem in their own right You really don’t want to know who is in there
Oh.. well in that case.. I insist! Guards! Seize yeoldewitchdoctor..
He can be my jester/advisor and general with his multiple personalities.
Haha. The Fool and The Sage are definitely two of them. The Warrior is a bit underdeveloped though. Still in his privates "
I can teach you the path of the Warrior |
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My hareem would be slightly stranger than most others
I would like 5 handsome slaves that are able to do house tasks and one rubber gimp that would live under the stairs
All the slaves will be have one skill at least
A Chauffeur
A Top Chef
A Body Guard
A Personal trainer
A Masseur
All studs, all good looking with great body’s, I’d have everything done for me and all will be collared
We can but dream!
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"Me and my multiple personalities are a Hareem in their own right You really don’t want to know who is in there
Oh.. well in that case.. I insist! Guards! Seize yeoldewitchdoctor..
He can be my jester/advisor and general with his multiple personalities.
Haha. The Fool and The Sage are definitely two of them. The Warrior is a bit underdeveloped though. Still in his privates
I can teach you the path of the Warrior "
I thought you might be able to |
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I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please "
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria "
Perfect. What's for tea? |
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"My hareem would be slightly stranger than most others
I would like 5 handsome slaves that are able to do house tasks and one rubber gimp that would live under the stairs
All the slaves will be have one skill at least
A Chauffeur
A Top Chef
A Body Guard
A Personal trainer
A Masseur
All studs, all good looking with great body’s, I’d have everything done for me and all will be collared
We can but dream!
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I  you. Thankyou for joining in properly lol |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea? "
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please "
Possibly |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria "
Behave yourself Witchdocter.. if you're in my Court, I get to betroth you to whom I wish |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad "
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Behave yourself Witchdocter.. if you're in my Court, I get to betroth you to whom I wish "
Maybe Autumn would like both the Khan and the WitchDoc and his sub-personalities |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum"
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Behave yourself Witchdocter.. if you're in my Court, I get to betroth you to whom I wish
Maybe Autumn would like both the Khan and the WitchDoc and his sub-personalities "
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence"
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Behave yourself Witchdocter.. if you're in my Court, I get to betroth you to whom I wish
Maybe Autumn would like both the Khan and the WitchDoc and his sub-personalities
Lmfao!!!! She said one. You've clearly more personalities to offer though "
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same."
Spiced Captain Morgan’s? |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Behave yourself Witchdocter.. if you're in my Court, I get to betroth you to whom I wish
Maybe Autumn would like both the Khan and the WitchDoc and his sub-personalities
Lmfao!!!! She said one. You've clearly more personalities to offer though Three can become one"
Isn't that what the Spice Girls sang |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Behave yourself Witchdocter.. if you're in my Court, I get to betroth you to whom I wish
Maybe Autumn would like both the Khan and the WitchDoc and his sub-personalities
Lmfao!!!! She said one. You've clearly more personalities to offer though Three can become one
Isn't that what the Spice Girls sang "
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?"
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice"
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night "
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
Doc pipes down and downs a dark and stormy "
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
Doc pipes down and downs a dark and stormy
Im going to need lemonade in mine, Im a lightweight "
Ey up Doc.. One of them personalities must have tickled the right spot.
I'd fight you to the death for Autumns hand.. But I like you both too much for that..
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
Doc pipes down and downs a dark and stormy
Im going to need lemonade in mine, Im a lightweight "
Diet or full fat? I have ginger beer and lime in mine -that’s what makes it dark and stormy |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
Doc pipes down and downs a dark and stormy
Im going to need lemonade in mine, Im a lightweight
Diet or full fat? I have ginger beer and lime in mine -that’s what makes it dark and stormy "
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
Doc pipes down and downs a dark and stormy
Im going to need lemonade in mine, Im a lightweight
Ey up Doc.. One of them personalities must have tickled the right spot.
I'd fight you to the death for Autumns hand.. But I like you both too much for that..
Now where's me Spiced Rum slithered off to?"
She might enjoy watching an Oliver Reid/Alan Bates type naked wrestle |
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
Doc pipes down and downs a dark and stormy
Im going to need lemonade in mine, Im a lightweight
Diet or full fat? I have ginger beer and lime in mine -that’s what makes it dark and stormy
Heathen!"
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
Doc pipes down and downs a dark and stormy
Im going to need lemonade in mine, Im a lightweight
Ey up Doc.. One of them personalities must have tickled the right spot.
I'd fight you to the death for Autumns hand.. But I like you both too much for that..
Now where's me Spiced Rum slithered off to?
She might enjoy watching an Oliver Reid/Alan Bates type naked wrestle "
Not if there's any chance that Dark n Stormy Broth has any chance of making a reappearance.
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"I like watching people cook and prepare food. I quite like eating it too so that would be good.
An excellent hugger and meaningful starer with dainty kisses.
I like hearing funny stories and life history so someone talkative to talk into the small hours with dr-unk or otherwise optional.
Bit of hefty shagging once in a while wouldn't go amiss.
Not sure I want a harem though can I squeeze it all into one person please
Me and my sub personalities can fulfil those criteria
Perfect. What's for tea?
Ribeye steaks tonight with peri-peri chips and salad
Rum aye I have a bottle of the finest Kraken your eminence
Eminence with a Capital E! Prefer me Spiced thankyee very much all the same. Spiced Captain Morgan’s?
Tis If any Spice Girl can make 3 become 1.. It's Cap'n Spice
We’re in for a dark and stormy night
She hasn't said yes yet, neither have I for that matter
Doc pipes down and downs a dark and stormy
Im going to need lemonade in mine, Im a lightweight
Ey up Doc.. One of them personalities must have tickled the right spot.
I'd fight you to the death for Autumns hand.. But I like you both too much for that..
Now where's me Spiced Rum slithered off to?
She might enjoy watching an Oliver Reid/Alan Bates type naked wrestle
Not if there's any chance that Dark n Stormy Broth has any chance of making a reappearance.
Path of the Warrior remember "
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"Doc plays Prince - Sexy MF and turn it up load on the court sound system
Fucking liberties.. Nicks me bird, now fiddling with my stereo  "
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I would like a small hareem a handful of guys and women.
Top of the list is someone to laugh with, followed by a tantric lover (want to learn the art).
Then a bit of rough, maybe strong he man style someone to just pick me up and take me.
Someone sensitive that I can talk to on a deep level, on the list also.
Female company is important and as a bi playful woman when the need arose I would like to look after the ladies and enjoy their company.
I'd like to mix it up once in a while the whole harem playing together bodies entwined in a sea of hot steamy sweaty sex.
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You said harem and my mind immediately went to a traditional and luxurious Moroccan riad with a tranquil enclosed courtyard, complete with citrus trees and soothing water features. The interior would be cool and sumptuous and have its own exquisite hammam complex including a steam room, tiled massage tables, plunge pool and so on, 'cos I love all of that and it would lend itself to so many opportunities.
As to the occupants apart from myself ... 4 or 5 men would be perfect (don't want to be greedy). Ideally toned and healthy, ever ready and full of stamina, considerate, intuitive, intelligent, open minded and obedient who *wanted* to be there. They'd be happy to give me all the space I needed but would equally be available on demand and unabashed by other men in close, intimate proximity. Amongst them I'd love to have a talented chef, someone qualified to whip me into shape (not like *that*), maybe a yoga master, someone who could offer therapeutic, restorative *and* erotic massage as required and they would all need to be engaging conversationalists capable of turning my brain on by talking about history and anthropology and books and general nerdy stuff. I'd also like a couple of lovely bi women in my harem for the occasional all female, or group indulgences. Perhaps, with my permission, they'd be able to take care of any 'left over' men on occasion after I'd had first dibs of course. They would however be higher up in the pecking order than the men and more akin to my companions (for gossip, belly laughs, wise counsel) than my concubines
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"Doc plays Prince - Sexy MF and turn it up load on the court sound system
Fucking liberties.. Nicks me bird, now fiddling with my stereo
I upgraded it to full surround sound while you were otherwise engaged "
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"You said harem and my mind immediately went to a traditional and luxurious Moroccan riad with a tranquil enclosed courtyard, complete with citrus trees and soothing water features. The interior would be cool and sumptuous and have its own exquisite hammam complex including a steam room, tiled massage tables, plunge pool and so on, 'cos I love all of that and it would lend itself to so many opportunities.
As to the occupants apart from myself ... 4 or 5 men would be perfect (don't want to be greedy). Ideally toned and healthy, ever ready and full of stamina, considerate, intuitive, intelligent, open minded and obedient who *wanted* to be there. They'd be happy to give me all the space I needed but would equally be available on demand and unabashed by other men in close, intimate proximity. Amongst them I'd love to have a talented chef, someone qualified to whip me into shape (not like *that*), maybe a yoga master, someone who could offer therapeutic, restorative *and* erotic massage as required and they would all need to be engaging conversationalists capable of turning my brain on by talking about history and anthropology and books and general nerdy stuff. I'd also like a couple of lovely bi women in my harem for the occasional all female, or group indulgences. Perhaps, with my permission, they'd be able to take care of any 'left over' men on occasion after I'd had first dibs of course. They would however be higher up in the pecking order than the men and more akin to my companions (for gossip, belly laughs, wise counsel) than my concubines
That do you??"
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"I would like a small hareem a handful of guys and women.
Top of the list is someone to laugh with, followed by a tantric lover (want to learn the art).
Then a bit of rough, maybe strong he man style someone to just pick me up and take me.
Someone sensitive that I can talk to on a deep level, on the list also.
Female company is important and as a bi playful woman when the need arose I would like to look after the ladies and enjoy their company.
I'd like to mix it up once in a while the whole harem playing together bodies entwined in a sea of hot steamy sweaty sex.
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"I'd like a male harem
How many? what do they look/behave like? Any specific needs to fill.
The cast would change depending on my mood. But all would be good-looking, intelligent and able to stimulate me mentally as well as physically and attend to my every need
Where are you going to find A man like that let alone an entire hareem on Fab?
Doughnut "
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