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Good morning pp. Good morning early birds. I adore the sounds of the birds singing away in the morning. It does make me miss my baby Blackbird though. She was adorable. Coffee in a Starmix mug and a vape in the garden before work methinks. |
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over a year ago
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"Aaaaahhhh there your are PP 
Morning tase coming your way, that will make you twitter
Morning evryone
Morning cheeky x"
I can hear birds every where, mind you I’ve just fell out of bed  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good morning pp. Good morning early birds. I adore the sounds of the birds singing away in the morning. It does make me miss my baby Blackbird though. She was adorable. Coffee in a Starmix mug and a vape in the garden before work methinks. "
Morning macc it's naked in the sofa with a coffee and a fab for me x  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Aaaaahhhh there your are PP
Morning tase coming your way, that will make you twitter
Morning evryone
Morning cheeky x
I can hear birds every where, mind you I’ve just fell out of bed "
Silly bugger |
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP 
Fancy a game of hide and seek? 
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though "
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today
Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway "
I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there "
Eh? |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today
Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway
I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning "
You know what you need don't you, carrot cake  |
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"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today
Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway
I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning "
Come along lady. You have a busy day ahead. Don’take me come over there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today
Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway
I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning
You know what you need don't you, carrot cake "
I don’t eat cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today
Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway
I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning
Come along lady. You have a busy day ahead. Don’take me come over there! "
It’s only Friday, it’s tomorrow that I have to have my shit together for x |
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"Morning PP, I’m way too tired to adult today
Morning SB, who wants to be an adult anyway
I know but I have things I have to do and I don’t have the energy, don’t think any amount of energy drinks will perk me up this morning
Come along lady. You have a busy day ahead. Don’take me come over there!
It’s only Friday, it’s tomorrow that I have to have my shit together for x"
Uff lady. Get your arse in gear. I’m exceedingly well practiced at getting lazy 12 year olds motivated. You’ll be a doddle!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?"
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it "
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x "
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning  |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning "
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning "
Bring it on lady do your worse |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....
You having a poop 
I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles "
Alan has done this to you I told you to stick with Bob |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Bring it on lady do your worse "
I’ve just put the extra large one on charge, the street lights have gone out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea "
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you "
Oh I'm going to be sick now  |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you "
Aw I new you should have gone to specsavers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you
Oh I'm going to be sick now "
Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you |
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"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....
You having a poop
I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles
You mean chocolate raisins "
Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him... |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you
Aw I new you should have gone to specsavers "
I did and they told me I was blind in one eye, I'm now waiting for cataract surgery. |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you
Oh I'm going to be sick now
Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you "
Too late I'm afraid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....
You having a poop
I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles
You mean chocolate raisins
Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him... "
Eeerrrrrrmmmmmthats a nice name |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....
You having a poop
I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles
You mean chocolate raisins
Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him... "
No batteries required |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you
Oh I'm going to be sick now
Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you
Too late I'm afraid "
Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....
You having a poop
I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles
You mean chocolate raisins
Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...
No batteries required "
That’s just s**t |
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"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....
You having a poop
I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles
You mean chocolate raisins
Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...
No batteries required "
*Proud mum* |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you
Oh I'm going to be sick now
Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you
Too late I'm afraid
Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please "
You best behave then and gizza snog |
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you
Oh I'm going to be sick now
Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you
Too late I'm afraid
Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please
You best behave then and gizza snog "
Pucker up young man, I’m incoming |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....
You having a poop
I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles
You mean chocolate raisins
Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...
No batteries required
*Proud mum*"
Shall we wet the babies head then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....
You having a poop
I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles
You mean chocolate raisins
Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...
No batteries required
*Proud mum*"
Congratulations, what can I buy Alan Jr |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you
Oh I'm going to be sick now
Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you
Too late I'm afraid
Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please
You best behave then and gizza snog
Pucker up young man, I’m incoming "
Well I'm already naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm concentrating, morning constitutional.....
You having a poop
I think I'm poorly.....its like sheep sh*t little pebbles
You mean chocolate raisins
Well I've just had a poo baby....Alan jnr I shall call him...
No batteries required
*Proud mum*
Shall we wet the babies head then "
Now that a good idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you
Oh I'm going to be sick now
Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you
Too late I'm afraid
Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please
You best behave then and gizza snog
Pucker up young man, I’m incoming
Well I'm already naked "
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Well this is pointless...
Morning PP
Fancy a game of hide and seek?
Morning “claps”... can I have a cup of tea please
Yes of course, I've hidden it though
I’ve just looked in the washing machine, it’s not in there
Eh?
I N has made me a cup of tea buts she’s hidden it, I’m looking for it
I've had to make my own AGAIN, no more Maltesers x
No more Maltesers for Nymph, she’s the one that never made you a cup...hand mine over now please or else your getting extra tasers this morning
Have you looked in the biscuits tin it's biscuit tea
Have you tried that it’s lovely...just like you
Oh I'm going to be sick now
Oh god, don’t be sick on the maltesers will you
Too late I'm afraid
Oh no cean you buy me another 17 boxes please
You best behave then and gizza snog
Pucker up young man, I’m incoming
Well I'm already naked
I know I can see you, I’m naked too under my pjs "
Trust me they won't be on long |
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"Awe bless the sound of spring has awoken me this morning, NOISY FUCKERS!! have a great day everyone
You too doughnut dick x
Good morning to you too xx "
Everytime I see you on here I want a doughnut xx |
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"Awe bless the sound of spring has awoken me this morning, NOISY FUCKERS!! have a great day everyone
You too doughnut dick x
Good morning to you too xx
Everytime I see you on here I want a doughnut xx"
Oh just a doughnut x |
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