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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here? "
They should have an option to be able to go back and correct shitty spelling mistakes on posts..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use my phone to browse Fab and some pics I simply cannot make out what it is until I have enlarged it, I literally cannot make out their arse from their elbow  "
Glad it’s not just me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here?
They should have an option to be able to go back and correct shitty spelling mistakes on posts..... "
They do. It's called "preview message" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I use my phone to browse Fab and some pics I simply cannot make out what it is until I have enlarged it, I literally cannot make out their arse from their elbow
Glad it’s not just me!"
Nice arse  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Few times dude  but it doesn't take more than a double take though "
Bloke yesterday with his knob flaps pulled apart has traumatised me. I'm gonna need several hours of therapy..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Few times dude but it doesn't take more than a double take though
Bloke yesterday with his knob flaps pulled apart has traumatised me. I'm gonna need several hours of therapy..... "
Sounds like a torture somebody who shall remain nameless could dream up lol also 'wince' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Few times dude but it doesn't take more than a double take though
Bloke yesterday with his knob flaps pulled apart has traumatised me. I'm gonna need several hours of therapy.....
Sounds like a torture somebody who shall remain nameless could dream up lol also 'wince' "
Heather, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Theres one in our gallery dated 2nd Jan that could be mistaken as B having a massive massive wang, we had a message saying the couple had done a triple take. Reality is it's my arm and I'm stood behind him reaching into his undies
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There used to be someone on here (He still might be) ?
His profile pic was the top of his bald head and I think it had kissed on it, It took me awhile to see it wasn't a cock
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You see what you want to see.....
Everything look vaginal to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Few times dude but it doesn't take more than a double take though
Bloke yesterday with his knob flaps pulled apart has traumatised me. I'm gonna need several hours of therapy.....
Sounds like a torture somebody who shall remain nameless could dream up lol also 'wince'
Heather, right? "
You're gonna be now on the receiving end of aforementioned torture now dude.......but yeah  lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No no I I don’t don’t
I thought your profile pic was an upside down vagina tbf
It it is is TIM TIM "
Baby if you call me Tim one more time I think I miight cum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol... 
Calpol
What's a knob flap?  "
You're asking me????? |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me????? "
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap? "
Give me some calpol, as I’ve no,idea either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before "
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps".... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps".... "
Luckily I'm swerving rating knobs, especially after this lol |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps".... "
O my word....who? I need to see this! Educational purposes of course  |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps".... "
Did it look vaginal ? |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps".... "
I wish I had looked now, i’m fascinated by the idea of knob flaps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
I wish I had looked now, i’m fascinated by the idea of knob flaps "
I feel weird now...... |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
I wish I had looked now, i’m fascinated by the idea of knob flaps "
Me to now! |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
I wish I had looked now, i’m fascinated by the idea of knob flaps
I feel weird now...... "
We all do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?"
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
I wish I had looked now, i’m fascinated by the idea of knob flaps
I feel weird now......
We all do "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
I wish I had looked now, i’m fascinated by the idea of knob flaps
I feel weird now...... "
Why just now dude? Ah ya a good kind if weird though man completely off ya rocker but not in a old person shouting at pigeons type of way |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something.... "
Alan! Omg Alan! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!"
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here? "
Unfortunately I've seen a few vaginas that resemble a punched in lasagna. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here?
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Your arse looks like an arse, a very nice one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who wants to rate mine, just ask..... "
Mate that happened yesterday and ended up with you and some dude talking about walnut whips lol and Creme eggs but second times a charm  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anyone who wants to rate mine, just ask.....
Mate that happened yesterday and ended up with you and some dude talking about walnut whips lol and Creme eggs but second times a charm "
I think I only had to send my cock to two ppl on that whole post.... |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though???? "
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here?
Unfortunately I've seen a few vaginas that resemble a punched in lasagna. "
Nothing wrong with flaps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing "
Out is different from in |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in"
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name "
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches! |
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".....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here?
Unfortunately I've seen a few vaginas that resemble a punched in lasagna. "
Boorrriinnggggg  at least try to be original with your insults |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches! "
Not guilty....no evidence! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence! "
* sniffs Alan *  |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan * "
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend! "
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan.... |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan.... "
Meet our Al anytime kid.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid.... "
What colour is he? (not being racist at all) |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all) "
Purple... |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all) "
Get to bed you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Il take minge more than twice "
What is its a man's arse cheeks or and folded elbow? There's a guy in here with a profile pic with his elbow out looking like a very nice pair of tits.... |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you "
TIMS been busted..... |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you "
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over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you "
Lol is he a touch tipsy tonight? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
TIMS been busted..... "
STEVEN!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love? "
As long as Alan’s not involved |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
TIMS been busted.....
STEVEN!!!!!! "
TIMOTHYYYYY |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved "
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!??? |
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over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!??? "
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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"There used to be someone on here (He still might be) ?
His profile pic was the top of his bald head and I think it had kissed on it, It took me awhile to see it wasn't a cock
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That's my lipstick
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him "
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!! "
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim "
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T
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V
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Few times dude but it doesn't take more than a double take though
Bloke yesterday with his knob flaps pulled apart has traumatised me. I'm gonna need several hours of therapy.....
Sounds like a torture somebody who shall remain nameless could dream up lol also 'wince'
Heather, right? "
Honestly! Sounding is beyond me. I much more prefer and open bum. |
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over a year ago
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"Few times dude but it doesn't take more than a double take though
Bloke yesterday with his knob flaps pulled apart has traumatised me. I'm gonna need several hours of therapy.....
Sounds like a torture somebody who shall remain nameless could dream up lol also 'wince'
Heather, right?
Honestly! Sounding is beyond me. I much more prefer and open bum. "
Is that Scottish? |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
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T
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V
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N
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! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
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V
E
N
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!
! "
Who’s Steven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
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V
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N
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!
! "
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
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V
E
N
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!
!
Who’s Steven "
Tim's brother. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
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V
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N
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!
!
Who’s Steven
Tim's brother. "
Tim has a brother called Steven? Who’s Xperia then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Few times dude but it doesn't take more than a double take though
Bloke yesterday with his knob flaps pulled apart has traumatised me. I'm gonna need several hours of therapy.....
Sounds like a torture somebody who shall remain nameless could dream up lol also 'wince'
Heather, right?
Honestly! Sounding is beyond me. I much more prefer and open bum.
Is that Scottish? "
Must be an Edinborough thing, the Weegees have an entirely different approach I have heard |
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
Who’s Steven
Tim's brother.
Tim has a brother called Steven? Who’s Xperia then "
Takes Calpol from Cheeky.....ok girl that's enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here?
Your arse looks like an arse, a very nice one "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think my inner labia looks like slugs mating
Do male and female slugs show any difference? Are there male and female?
Slugs are hermaphrodite  "
Thought so |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
Who’s Steven
Tim's brother.
Tim has a brother called Steven? Who’s Xperia then
Takes Calpol from Cheeky.....ok girl that's enough "
It's just a Calpol bottle with something stronger inside.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".....when you see a pic and it looks like something else.....
You know, when you see a pic and you're like is that slug on a tree trunk and it's actually a vagina.... ....does it only happen to me me on here?
Your arse looks like an arse, a very nice one
Thanks "
No, thank YOU for your beautifulness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
Who’s Steven
Tim's brother.
Tim has a brother called Steven? Who’s Xperia then
Takes Calpol from Cheeky.....ok girl that's enough
It's just a Calpol bottle with something stronger inside.... "
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over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
Who’s Steven
Tim's brother.
Tim has a brother called Steven? Who’s Xperia then "
Xperia is a shit phone from Sony |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
Who’s Steven
Tim's brother.
Tim has a brother called Steven? Who’s Xperia then
Takes Calpol from Cheeky.....ok girl that's enough
It's just a Calpol bottle with something stronger inside....
Night night you lot....sleep well, love you all "
Nanight baby, love you moist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
Who’s Steven
Tim's brother.
Tim has a brother called Steven? Who’s Xperia then
Takes Calpol from Cheeky.....ok girl that's enough
It's just a Calpol bottle with something stronger inside....
Night night you lot....sleep well, love you all
Nanight baby, love you moist "
Behind the green door in bed now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it! "
You beautiful freak! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
Who’s Steven
Tim's brother.
Tim has a brother called Steven? Who’s Xperia then
Takes Calpol from Cheeky.....ok girl that's enough
It's just a Calpol bottle with something stronger inside....
Night night you lot....sleep well, love you all
Nanight baby, love you moist
Behind the green door in bed now."
Is that an invitation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it!
You beautiful freak! "
I fucking dare not Google that but must.......Google......stuff......now.....lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it!
You beautiful freak!
I fucking dare not Google that but must.......Google......stuff......now.....lol"
Yeah, like you didn't already have it saved to favourites... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it!
You beautiful freak!
I fucking dare not Google that but must.......Google......stuff......now.....lol
Yeah, like you didn't already have it saved to favourites... "
Have you been on my laptop again? Wondering why there was all this porn on there.......oh wait.......never mind! Not wondering anymore |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it!
You beautiful freak!
I fucking dare not Google that but must.......Google......stuff......now.....lol
Yeah, like you didn't already have it saved to favourites...
Have you been on my laptop again? Wondering why there was all this porn on there.......oh wait.......never mind! Not wondering anymore "
Sharing is caring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it!
You beautiful freak!
I fucking dare not Google that but must.......Google......stuff......now.....lol
Yeah, like you didn't already have it saved to favourites...
Have you been on my laptop again? Wondering why there was all this porn on there.......oh wait.......never mind! Not wondering anymore
Sharing is caring "
Oh believe me I know that I'm a very caring soul now wheres the fecking scotch? Need to get my teeth into something! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it!
You beautiful freak!
I fucking dare not Google that but must.......Google......stuff......now.....lol
Yeah, like you didn't already have it saved to favourites...
Have you been on my laptop again? Wondering why there was all this porn on there.......oh wait.......never mind! Not wondering anymore
Sharing is caring
Oh believe me I know that I'm a very caring soul now wheres the fecking scotch? Need to get my teeth into something! "
Ok, just as long as you're not looking at the cockflap dude's profile...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it!
You beautiful freak!
I fucking dare not Google that but must.......Google......stuff......now.....lol
Yeah, like you didn't already have it saved to favourites...
Have you been on my laptop again? Wondering why there was all this porn on there.......oh wait.......never mind! Not wondering anymore
Sharing is caring
Oh believe me I know that I'm a very caring soul now wheres the fecking scotch? Need to get my teeth into something!
Ok, just as long as you're not looking at the cockflap dude's profile...! "
Nah I'll just check out Hs profile its fecking awesome how scary she comes across! Love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it!
You beautiful freak!
I fucking dare not Google that but must.......Google......stuff......now.....lol
Yeah, like you didn't already have it saved to favourites...
Have you been on my laptop again? Wondering why there was all this porn on there.......oh wait.......never mind! Not wondering anymore
Sharing is caring
Oh believe me I know that I'm a very caring soul now wheres the fecking scotch? Need to get my teeth into something!
Ok, just as long as you're not looking at the cockflap dude's profile...!
Nah I'll just check out Hs profile its fecking awesome how scary she comes across! Love it "
Haha, she's harmless, get her to voice you and you'll be hooked mate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the reduced aisle at Morrisons once.....looked again....it was!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa omg iv taken to much Calpol...
Calpol
What's a knob flap?
You're asking me?????
Yes....iv not a clue never heard that before
The guy who was asking to rate his cock yesterday, had a pic of him pulling apart the end, spreading his ermmmmm "knob flaps"....
Did it look vaginal ?
Yeah he had them pulled apart like he was ready to insert something....
Alan! Omg Alan!
That's like inserting a cucumber into a carrot though????
I can push a melon out of a lemon.....with a bit of pushing
Out is different from in
Look TIM I will make it fit trust me....now give me the dudes name
I've heard about you and your glitter lube, that stuff itches!
Not guilty....no evidence!
* sniffs Alan *
Ewwwwwwww Alan is clean.....anti bacterial wash my friend!
I know it's wrong of me, but I'm kinda curious that meet Alan....
Meet our Al anytime kid....
What colour is he? (not being racist at all)
Get to bed you
Are you coming too for a cuddle my love?
As long as Alan’s not involved
Alan's asleep Cheeky, Tim has been asking me to wake him up!!!???
Yes, wake up Alan for Tim, I’m sure he’ll love him
Knob flaps open.....heres Alan!!!!
Pmsl......Alan’s coming Tim
S
T
E
V
E
N
!
!
!
I actually watched a video recently of a woman forcing a dildo down a guy's japs eye.
2 kids 1 sandbox if you wanna google it!
You beautiful freak!
I fucking dare not Google that but must.......Google......stuff......now.....lol
Yeah, like you didn't already have it saved to favourites...
Have you been on my laptop again? Wondering why there was all this porn on there.......oh wait.......never mind! Not wondering anymore
Sharing is caring
Oh believe me I know that I'm a very caring soul now wheres the fecking scotch? Need to get my teeth into something!
Ok, just as long as you're not looking at the cockflap dude's profile...!
Nah I'll just check out Hs profile its fecking awesome how scary she comes across! Love it
Haha, she's harmless, get her to voice you and you'll be hooked mate! "
Ssssh she might be listening! Shes everywhere and last time I was in a maids outfit with a butt plug up me lol I have seen the wrecked dudes leaving her dungeon, why do you think I'm her hitman when the purge comes? It keeps me safe lol |
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over a year ago
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Done it on here a few times with someone that looks like my ex girlfriend in the mini-photo when browsing, has the same name, but different age and definitely not her when you look. Makes me chuckle every time |
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"Done it on here a few times with someone that looks like my ex girlfriend in the mini-photo when browsing, has the same name, but different age and definitely not her when you look. Makes me chuckle every time "
You never know.....
.....I've talked to my ex girlfriends ex boyfriend pretending to be a girl on here, it's a fucked up place.... |
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