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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...
A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"
I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..
Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?
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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago
Suffolk - East Anglia |
Yes, the stupidest thing I've been told about was when an airliner was making its final approach to Heathrow passing over Windsor Castle and a lady with an American accent said, " Why did they build the castle so close to the airport"
What? Duh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was at Murrayfield Stadium for a concert, where I overheard a lady asking her friend "I wonder why all of those seats are empty"...whilst pointing to the banks of empty seats BEHIND the stage.
DOH! |
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1 person I have on Facebook is always saying how all men are shit and then the next status will be saying how crap it is to be single....she also claims to be 100% straight so I'm not sure how anyone can help her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...
A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"
I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..
Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?
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everyday here ,where you been hiding |
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
Wymondham |
Deliver shopping to customers. Store had a run on pigs in blankets as it was close to Xmas. We sent replacements in the form of a "DIY" kit of bacon & cocktail sausages. Customer refused the replacements and claimed "Christmas was ruined".
No mention of whether Kids were crying. |
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"Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...
A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"
I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..
Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?
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Could've been worse OP if confused with Steve Winwood or Eric Prydz! |
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"Deliver shopping to customers. Store had a run on pigs in blankets as it was close to Xmas. We sent replacements in the form of a "DIY" kit of bacon & cocktail sausages. Customer refused the replacements and claimed "Christmas was ruined".
No mention of whether Kids were crying. "
Dying LOL |
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"1 person I have on Facebook is always saying how all men are shit and then the next status will be saying how crap it is to be single....she also claims to be 100% straight so I'm not sure how anyone can help her. "
I have 4 on mine who are the same 
And I know that 3 of them are definitely not single because men are shit LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex said this to me once
"those blue toilet cleaner things(the cubed ones) are shit,everytime I flush the toilet they get flushed away"....
Put them in the cistern then you bellend! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...
A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"
I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..
Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?
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Similarly, I know someone who thought Steps version of Tragedy was the original |
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"Deliver shopping to customers. Store had a run on pigs in blankets as it was close to Xmas. We sent replacements in the form of a "DIY" kit of bacon & cocktail sausages. Customer refused the replacements and claimed "Christmas was ruined".
No mention of whether Kids were crying. "
 methinks someone was after a gift of some sort |
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"My ex said this to me once
"those blue toilet cleaner things(the cubed ones) are shit,everytime I flush the toilet they get flushed away"....
Put them in the cistern then you bellend! "
Lol that’s absolutely class  |
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"Truly mortified ....I'm working at a place of work ....radio is on ...it's playing zuutons Valerie ...
A guy blurts out genuinely ..this is ok but it's not as good as the original ?!!!! " Which original ?"
I ask ....he replied " that winehouse one " ..
Wow ....has anyone else ever come across such idiocy ?
Not sure but.... did you say you were “working at a place of work”?
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"Deliver shopping to customers. Store had a run on pigs in blankets as it was close to Xmas. We sent replacements in the form of a "DIY" kit of bacon & cocktail sausages. Customer refused the replacements and claimed "Christmas was ruined".
No mention of whether Kids were crying. "
Fucking idiots!!
Hang on .... the store had a run on pigs in blankets???? At Christmas .... who’d have thunk it? |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
American guests in a hotel I was GM at, asked on departure, "where do you buy that lovely bowl of crisps and nibbles in the bedroom?"
I said I'd have to check and email a result. Checked later, only to find they'd eaten the Pot-Pourri!
Could only be the Americans! |
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The hotel I stayed in in Marrakech was close to the Koutoubia mosque. My fellow Brits complained to the hotel management about the inconvenient call to prayer that disturbed their sleep. They asked if the mosque could start the adhan later!
I shit you not!
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