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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least "Have you ever seen a plucked turkey, just hanging there waiting to be brought?... Like that. | |||
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I could hang my coat on it.
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Or my knickers  | |||
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I could hang my coat on it.
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Or my knickers "But!!!! Would you want to!!!! lol  | |||
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"Chewing gum wrapper, used train ticket, conker, bic pen and a cum sock? "I'll have a clear out.... | |||
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"A whopper. Without cheese." Awww sandwiched between a beautiful bap..... | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least
Have you ever seen a plucked turkey, just hanging there waiting to be brought?... Like that."Not close up, but I'll get my pluckers out and do each one by one...... | |||
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I could hang my coat on it.
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Or my knickers "Yes, yes you could, any time | |||
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I could hang my coat on it.
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Or my knickers
But!!!! Would you want to!!!! lol "Inbox tells me yes......  | |||
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I could hang my coat on it.
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Or my knickers
But!!!! Would you want to!!!! lol "
I can think of lots of things to do with it actually! | |||
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"A whopper. Without cheese. Awww sandwiched between a beautiful bap..... "Cock meat sandwich? | |||
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"A whopper. Without cheese. Awww sandwiched between a beautiful bap.....
Cock meat sandwich?"When you say sandwich, like between two hot chicks? Xx | |||
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"A whopper. Without cheese. Awww sandwiched between a beautiful bap.....
Cock meat sandwich?
When you say sandwich, like between two hot chicks? Xx"Have you seen Harold and Kuma escape from Guantanamo bay? | |||
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"Am sure it's a lovely penis.....now stop poking it through old ladies letter boxes screaming 'What's it like?' " Hahaha, I'm really shy with it, hardly anyone gets to see it tbh (wait, I'm making it sound really tiny now.... ) | |||
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"A whopper. Without cheese. Awww sandwiched between a beautiful bap.....
Cock meat sandwich?
When you say sandwich, like between two hot chicks? Xx
Have you seen Harold and Kuma escape from Guantanamo bay?"No, I'm totally innocent, enlighten me? Xx | |||
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"I've seen it!! It's like a tramp in a sleeping bag. " Pmsl! Tramps smell of piss and have beards.... | |||
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"I've seen it!! It's like a tramp in a sleeping bag. Pmsl! Tramps smell of piss and have beards.... " Exactly! | |||
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"You need to watch it, quite funny they almost experience eating a cock meat sandwich, basically a cock in a bread roll "No fucking way! That's like.. ....even cannibals have standards, no? | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least "Difficult to give an opinion, you keep hiding it in the shadows. | |||
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"I've seen it!! It's like a tramp in a sleeping bag. Pmsl! Tramps smell of piss and have beards.... Exactly! " Send me your beautiful vagina and I'll update you with my executive cock pic....  | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least "rope and a weight | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least
Difficult to give an opinion, you keep hiding it in the shadows."That's just it, it IS a shadow..... | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least rope and a weight"Have you seen those dudes who try to "grow" a foreskin by hanging weights on it...... Fuck that shiz.... | |||
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"Your pants can’t keep the beast contained, your left trouser leg is always a couple of inches bigger than the other one in circumference because it just snakes down your leg and you get permanent chaffing on your bellend from it dragging across the floor. You’re welcome "I love you
(i'll flex the rules for the pair of you, ok) | |||
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"I've seen it!! It's like a tramp in a sleeping bag. " How graphic !.. Now you know why my teeny weeny stays well wrapped up in boxers | |||
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"I've seen it!! It's like a tramp in a sleeping bag. How graphic !.. Now you know why my teeny weeny stays well wrapped up in boxers "Could have been worse.... ...she could have said tramp in a sleeping bar on a cold night.... | |||
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"I've seen it!! It's like a tramp in a sleeping bag. Pmsl! Tramps smell of piss and have beards.... Exactly! Send me your beautiful vagina and I'll update you with my executive cock pic.... "My eyes haven't recovered from the standard class cock yet. | |||
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"Your pants can’t keep the beast contained, your left trouser leg is always a couple of inches bigger than the other one in circumference because it just snakes down your leg and you get permanent chaffing on your bellend from it dragging across the floor. You’re welcome
I love you
(i'll flex the rules for the pair of you, ok) " | |||
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"I've seen it!! It's like a tramp in a sleeping bag. Pmsl! Tramps smell of piss and have beards.... Exactly! Send me your beautiful vagina and I'll update you with my executive cock pic....
My eyes haven't recovered from the standard class cock yet. "It's a myth, jizz doesn't really make you go blind. It's less of a spitting cobra these days.... | |||
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"Not for public consumption "Sometimes I'll let the public have just the tip, it's not cheating if it's just the tip, right? | |||
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"I've seen it!! It's like a tramp in a sleeping bag. Pmsl! Tramps smell of piss and have beards.... Exactly! Send me your beautiful vagina and I'll update you with my executive cock pic....
My eyes haven't recovered from the standard class cock yet.
It's a myth, jizz doesn't really make you go blind. It's less of a spitting cobra these days.... "More of a dribbling tramp? | |||
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"I've seen it!! It's like a tramp in a sleeping bag. Pmsl! Tramps smell of piss and have beards.... Exactly! Send me your beautiful vagina and I'll update you with my executive cock pic....
My eyes haven't recovered from the standard class cock yet.
It's a myth, jizz doesn't really make you go blind. It's less of a spitting cobra these days....
More of a dribbling tramp? "Yeah, you've got it, drop some spare change in the hat by the dog.... | |||
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"Conkers "They'd be a bit dry and shrivelled at this time of year, maybe beginning to sprout... | |||
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"Conkers "And hello my sweetheart | |||
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"Conkers
And hello my sweetheart "Hello
Two peas and a runner bean then | |||
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"Conkers
And hello my sweetheart
Hello
Two peas and a runner bean then "If that's what cheeky wants, then I guess that's what cheeky shall have! I'll take some new pics with a selection of fresh vegetables... | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet? "You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple! | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple! "Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol "If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol "Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it "Stay fussy! Next but one female will do! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/03/19 18:05:47]" Hmmmmm | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do! "True, very true although the image is searing in my brain | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain "Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain "You two seem to be getting along | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k"No promises! Oh what I wouldn't give for a Monster Munch wank lol this place is boring (hospital not the thread) | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k
No promises! Oh what I wouldn't give for a Monster Munch wank lol this place is boring (hospital not the thread) "Ask a porter or the old tea lady, just pull the curtains round, nobody'll know..... | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
You two seem to be getting along "He's alright isn't he? Bit of a needy twat wanting people to love his penis but......wait is he listening....was gonna say nice things then.....lol on serious note, he came through for me on tough day today so he has my gratitude for that always x | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k
No promises! Oh what I wouldn't give for a Monster Munch wank lol this place is boring (hospital not the thread)
Ask a porter or the old tea lady, just pull the curtains round, nobody'll know..... "I'll ask the woman I gently dropped my ball sack on | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k
No promises! Oh what I wouldn't give for a Monster Munch wank lol this place is boring (hospital not the thread)
Ask a porter or the old tea lady, just pull the curtains round, nobody'll know.....
I'll ask the woman I gently dropped my ball sack on "You're so considerate @gently | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k
No promises! Oh what I wouldn't give for a Monster Munch wank lol this place is boring (hospital not the thread)
Ask a porter or the old tea lady, just pull the curtains round, nobody'll know.....
I'll ask the woman I gently dropped my ball sack on
You're so considerate @gently "I'm a gentleman first and foremost | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k
No promises! Oh what I wouldn't give for a Monster Munch wank lol this place is boring (hospital not the thread)
Ask a porter or the old tea lady, just pull the curtains round, nobody'll know.....
I'll ask the woman I gently dropped my ball sack on
You're so considerate @gently
I'm a gentleman first and foremost "Resssssssttthhpectttt! I just crash on with my ball bag like a wrecking ball (bag) Sang that ^ | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k
No promises! Oh what I wouldn't give for a Monster Munch wank lol this place is boring (hospital not the thread)
Ask a porter or the old tea lady, just pull the curtains round, nobody'll know.....
I'll ask the woman I gently dropped my ball sack on
You're so considerate @gently
I'm a gentleman first and foremost
Resssssssttthhpectttt!
I just crash on with my ball bag like a wrecking ball (bag)
Sang that ^"You and me both! Is it my imagination or has this now deteriorated into a proper one on one convo? Lmao did we kill your penis..........thread? | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k
No promises! Oh what I wouldn't give for a Monster Munch wank lol this place is boring (hospital not the thread)
Ask a porter or the old tea lady, just pull the curtains round, nobody'll know.....
I'll ask the woman I gently dropped my ball sack on
You're so considerate @gently
I'm a gentleman first and foremost
Resssssssttthhpectttt!
I just crash on with my ball bag like a wrecking ball (bag)
Sang that ^
You and me both! Is it my imagination or has this now deteriorated into a proper one on one convo? Lmao did we kill your penis..........thread? "Yeah, I've definitely lost my stiffy now, but fuck those mean old ppl who won't rate a poor man's average private gallery, fuck them all! | |||
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"You still swinging it about? Isn't it cold yet?
You know breakdancing from. The '80's? Remember the caterpillar? That keeps my private gallery warm and supple!
Aren't caterpillars all green and wrinkly? Even though you didn't say your trunk was a caterpillar it still conjures that image up lol
If you need to think those thoughts to get it on then who am I to judge mate lolololol
Lol oh indeed! Nothing like a good aged incredible hulk dick to get my juices flowing! right where's the nearest female, I have an image in my head and I'm not afraid to use it
Stay fussy! Next but one female will do!
True, very true although the image is searing in my brain
Ok, just don't wipe any of that green jizz on my curtains, k
No promises! Oh what I wouldn't give for a Monster Munch wank lol this place is boring (hospital not the thread)
Ask a porter or the old tea lady, just pull the curtains round, nobody'll know.....
I'll ask the woman I gently dropped my ball sack on
You're so considerate @gently
I'm a gentleman first and foremost
Resssssssttthhpectttt!
I just crash on with my ball bag like a wrecking ball (bag)
Sang that ^
You and me both! Is it my imagination or has this now deteriorated into a proper one on one convo? Lmao did we kill your penis..........thread?
Yeah, I've definitely lost my stiffy now, but fuck those mean old ppl who won't rate a poor man's average private gallery, fuck them all!"Am sure you can get it again from a special somebody or other? | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least "No | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least
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"I haven’t seen so I’m going to say a 10/10. Why wouldn’t I? "Awww you're a darling xx | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough**" Shit.....must......overcompensate....... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough**" So judgemental lololol! Straight guys can talk about cock too!!! The post was actually about my private gallery, which I admit is pretty limited. I'm open to suggestions on what might make a good pic? Requests considered - if you'd like to see me covered in shaving foam head to toe etc..... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** Shit.....must......overcompensate....... "Yeah, tits etc.... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough**" They seem to getting on really well | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough**" It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely? | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** They seem to getting on really well "Well, my betrothed has been ignoring me.... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely? "Who’s Sarah | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
Who’s Sarah "We discussed Sarah yesterday on the phone. The one with the 34F's. Nothing on you my love Xx | |||
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"Well we are fucking fabulous darlings! Lol "See how I steered it back on to tits, rather a dangerous subject matter talking about an ex's tits considering I'm talking to my girl..... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
Who’s Sarah
We discussed Sarah yesterday on the phone. The one with the 34F's. Nothing on you my love Xx"Oh that Sarah...... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
Who’s Sarah
We discussed Sarah yesterday on the phone. The one with the 34F's. Nothing on you my love Xx
Oh that Sarah......"Yes, the one who is history.... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
Who’s Sarah
We discussed Sarah yesterday on the phone. The one with the 34F's. Nothing on you my love Xx
Oh that Sarah......
Yes, the one who is history.... "Everybody has history | |||
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"Well we are fucking fabulous darlings! Lol
See how I steered it back on to tits, rather a dangerous subject matter talking about an ex's tits considering I'm talking to my girl..... "See? I took the bullet for you then with a 'fabulous' remark to try and steer the convo from aforementioned dangerous subject! Lol what a friend I am | |||
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street.... "I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in..... 4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim.... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely? "I thought I was the only one  | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I thought I was the only one
"Ummmm... ...well this is awkward.... This is Tess, she has me alternate weekends... (least I'm looking proper hetero rn) | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I thought I was the only one
Ummmm...
...well this is awkward....
This is Tess, she has me alternate weekends...
(least I'm looking proper hetero rn)
"It's ok, I just buried my head in some tits now so I have definitely regained my hetro stamp again lol | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I thought I was the only one
Ummmm...
...well this is awkward....
This is Tess, she has me alternate weekends...
(least I'm looking proper hetero rn)
It's ok, I just buried my head in some tits now so I have definitely regained my hetro stamp again lol "Has Rubi been flirting again? She's always trying to steel my friends.... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I thought I was the only one
Ummmm...
...well this is awkward....
This is Tess, she has me alternate weekends...
(least I'm looking proper hetero rn)
It's ok, I just buried my head in some tits now so I have definitely regained my hetro stamp again lol "Oo Matron? | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I thought I was the only one
Ummmm...
...well this is awkward....
This is Tess, she has me alternate weekends...
(least I'm looking proper hetero rn)
It's ok, I just buried my head in some tits now so I have definitely regained my hetro stamp again lol
Has Rubi been flirting again? She's always trying to steel my friends.... "I fucking wish! These where a set of RL boobs from a visitor whom I am actively ignoring by being on here as well. I'm a fucking gem of a person me lol | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I thought I was the only one
Ummmm...
...well this is awkward....
This is Tess, she has me alternate weekends...
(least I'm looking proper hetero rn)
It's ok, I just buried my head in some tits now so I have definitely regained my hetro stamp again lol
Oo Matron?"Sadly not a matron or even a nurse lol just a very nice friend xx but its lovely sympathy cleverage | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I thought I was the only one
Ummmm...
...well this is awkward....
This is Tess, she has me alternate weekends...
(least I'm looking proper hetero rn)
It's ok, I just buried my head in some tits now so I have definitely regained my hetro stamp again lol
Has Rubi been flirting again? She's always trying to steel my friends....
I fucking wish! These where a set of RL boobs from a visitor whom I am actively ignoring by being on here as well. I'm a fucking gem of a person me lol "Get back to your tits or ppl will start to gossip about the two guys who set up ridiculously entertaining threads about man issues.... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely? "I have erased that whole episode from my mind. | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I thought I was the only one
Ummmm...
...well this is awkward....
This is Tess, she has me alternate weekends...
(least I'm looking proper hetero rn)
It's ok, I just buried my head in some tits now so I have definitely regained my hetro stamp again lol
Has Rubi been flirting again? She's always trying to steel my friends....
I fucking wish! These where a set of RL boobs from a visitor whom I am actively ignoring by being on here as well. I'm a fucking gem of a person me lol
Get back to your tits or ppl will start to gossip about the two guys who set up ridiculously entertaining threads about man issues.... "Theres ladies here now it's not that bad lol but yep lol I shall;-) as they are leaving in ten mins | |||
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street....
I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in.....
4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim....
"Tim Tim nice but...... | |||
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I thought I was the only one
Ummmm...
...well this is awkward....
This is Tess, she has me alternate weekends...
(least I'm looking proper hetero rn)
It's ok, I just buried my head in some tits now so I have definitely regained my hetro stamp again lol
Has Rubi been flirting again? She's always trying to steel my friends....
I fucking wish! These where a set of RL boobs from a visitor whom I am actively ignoring by being on here as well. I'm a fucking gem of a person me lol
Get back to your tits or ppl will start to gossip about the two guys who set up ridiculously entertaining threads about man issues....
Theres ladies here now it's not that bad lol but yep lol I shall;-) as they are leaving in ten mins "Sok I just got FAF'd.... | |||
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street....
I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in.....
4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim....
Tim Tim nice but......"......hello my love | |||
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street....
I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in.....
4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim....
Tim Tim nice but......
......hello my love "Hello | |||
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"I haven’t seen so I’m going to say a 10/10. Why wouldn’t I?
I think I am gonna start a thread like this too inflate my deflated ego lol ...
"Mine is rock solid, no air at all. You can have this thread if you like, there's still about 70 replies left? Xx | |||
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"I haven’t seen so I’m going to say a 10/10. Why wouldn’t I?
I think I am gonna start a thread like this too inflate my deflated ego lol ...
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street....
I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in.....
4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim....
Tim Tim nice but......
......hello my love "I forgot Tim! We need to find Cougar! | |||
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street....
I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in.....
4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim....
Tim Tim nice but......
......hello my love
Hello "....have I told you lately that I love you? Xx | |||
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street....
I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in.....
4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim....
Tim Tim nice but......
......hello my love
Hello
....have I told you lately that I love you? Xx"YES | |||
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street....
I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in.....
4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim....
Tim Tim nice but......
......hello my love
I forgot Tim! We need to find Cougar! "Yeah I miss fucksac! Where is cougar? I'd go temporarily bi for him! | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad "Hello....thought you were out with Alan | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad "Thanks my beautiful friend! Xx (cock in the post) | |||
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street....
I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in.....
4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim....
Tim Tim nice but......
......hello my love
I forgot Tim! We need to find Cougar!
Yeah I miss fucksac!
Where is cougar? I'd go temporarily bi for him! "I miss his handsomeness. Incidentally he called me a cunt in a veri once. | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan "Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty | |||
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"This thread is like a fucking soap opera.... Is is isn’t it....Xperia Street....
I sooooo need a better username. I might go back to 4sur3 or one of the old ones with 4's and 3's in.....
4sexytim3s was classic, ppl used to call me Tim....
Tim Tim nice but......
......hello my love
I forgot Tim! We need to find Cougar!
Yeah I miss fucksac!
Where is cougar? I'd go temporarily bi for him!
I miss his handsomeness. Incidentally he called me a cunt in a veri once. "I had him on kik but then I cleared all my fab contacts | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan
Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty "I bet Alan’s quite relieved too | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan
Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty
I bet Alan’s quite relieved too "Bless he practised holding his breath all day to | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan
Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty
I bet Alan’s quite relieved too
Bless he practised holding his breath all day to "Was he under the patio with Bob  | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan
Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty
I bet Alan’s quite relieved too
Bless he practised holding his breath all day to
Was he under the patio with Bob "....and guys talking about cocks is scary? | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan
Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty
I bet Alan’s quite relieved too
Bless he practised holding his breath all day to
Was he under the patio with Bob
....and guys talking about cocks is scary? "Nooooooo, when I push him in a botty he holds his breath .... | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan
Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty
I bet Alan’s quite relieved too
Bless he practised holding his breath all day to
Was he under the patio with Bob
....and guys talking about cocks is scary?
Nooooooo, when I push him in a botty he holds his breath .... "You could always use him on Tim up there | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan
Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty
I bet Alan’s quite relieved too
Bless he practised holding his breath all day to
Was he under the patio with Bob
....and guys talking about cocks is scary?
Nooooooo, when I push him in a botty he holds his breath ....
You could always use him on Tim up there "Who,s Tim? What have I missed | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan
Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty
I bet Alan’s quite relieved too
Bless he practised holding his breath all day to
Was he under the patio with Bob
....and guys talking about cocks is scary?
Nooooooo, when I push him in a botty he holds his breath ....
You could always use him on Tim up there "Am I in the doghouse baby? | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? " Alan is my strap on sweety xx | |||
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"Does Alan come with straps? " Erm yes xx | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx" Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... | |||
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"Arhhhhhhhhhhh choo......lovely private pics! Cracking lad
Hello....thought you were out with Alan
Cancelled, way to tired to push Alan into a botty
I bet Alan’s quite relieved too
Bless he practised holding his breath all day to
Was he under the patio with Bob
....and guys talking about cocks is scary?
Nooooooo, when I push him in a botty he holds his breath ....
You could always use him on Tim up there
Who,s Tim? What have I missed "Tim is Xperia | |||
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"Does Alan come with straps? Erm yes xx" Bob comes with a car battery | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... " Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx" I'm Steve ffs! Xx | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx" Wait what!??? Who,s Tim????? | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx" Now the whole world knows your name | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx" I was just saying earlier I had a username called 4sexytim3s, which Rubi chose for me, and ppl used to think my name was Tim in chat. I'm definitely Steve though xx | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx Wait what!??? Who,s Tim?????" He is | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx Now the whole world knows your name " | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx Now the whole world knows your name "Fab =/= the whole world | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx Wait what!??? Who,s Tim????? He is "Oh shush! | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx Now the whole world knows your name
Fab =/= the whole world "I'm tired and confused  | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx Now the whole world knows your name
Fab =/= the whole world
I'm tired and confused "Pleased to meet you, I'm Steve x | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx Now the whole world knows your name
Fab =/= the whole world
I'm tired and confused
Pleased to meet you, I'm Steve x"Hardyyyyyy ha d ha | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx Now the whole world knows your name
Fab =/= the whole world
I'm tired and confused
Pleased to meet you, I'm Steve x"I laughed then... | |||
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"Ohhhhh... ......Alan isn't an actual person, right? Alan is my strap on sweety xx Yay, got there in the end! I had images of a fucking hugely dilated arsehole, with a human being ummm.... ....and you can't take that kinda shiz back..... Arhhhhh nice to meet you Tim xx I'm Steve ffs! Xx Now the whole world knows your name
Fab =/= the whole world
I'm tired and confused
Pleased to meet you, I'm Steve x
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"Just two men....hanging out....discussing one guy's penis.... **cough** fab straight **cough** It's better than me going on about Sarah all day long, surely?
I have erased that whole episode from my mind."I just occurred to me, you've seen my private in action, so to speak.... | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least rope and a weight
Have you seen those dudes who try to "grow" a foreskin by hanging weights on it...... Fuck that shiz.... "I have and one American guy reputedly gained 2" on his length doing this over a long period | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least rope and a weight
Have you seen those dudes who try to "grow" a foreskin by hanging weights on it...... Fuck that shiz.... I have and one American guy reputedly gained 2" on his length doing this over a long period " ouch | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least rope and a weight
Have you seen those dudes who try to "grow" a foreskin by hanging weights on it...... Fuck that shiz.... I have and one American guy reputedly gained 2" on his length doing this over a long period
ouch"when I saw the programme I tried it just once it wasn't sore so if you were enthused enough can't see how it wouldn't be worth a try | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least rope and a weight
Have you seen those dudes who try to "grow" a foreskin by hanging weights on it...... Fuck that shiz.... I have and one American guy reputedly gained 2" on his length doing this over a long period
ouchwhen I saw the programme I tried it just once it wasn't sore so if you were enthused enough can't see how it wouldn't be worth a try"I saw it in a magazine years ago and the guy was using sellotape to hold the weight on, just made me come out in sympathy pains.... Right.... .....did somebody say BOOBS....? | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least rope and a weight
Have you seen those dudes who try to "grow" a foreskin by hanging weights on it...... Fuck that shiz.... I have and one American guy reputedly gained 2" on his length doing this over a long period
ouchwhen I saw the programme I tried it just once it wasn't sore so if you were enthused enough can't see how it wouldn't be worth a try
I saw it in a magazine years ago and the guy was using sellotape to hold the weight on, just made me come out in sympathy pains....
Right.... .....did somebody say BOOBS....? "I have those!  | |||
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"If you've seen my private bits then fair enough, if you haven't then just give an imaginary assessment of what you think I keep in my private gallery.... Be kind, if you can't be kind then be funny at least rope and a weight
Have you seen those dudes who try to "grow" a foreskin by hanging weights on it...... Fuck that shiz.... I have and one American guy reputedly gained 2" on his length doing this over a long period
ouchwhen I saw the programme I tried it just once it wasn't sore so if you were enthused enough can't see how it wouldn't be worth a try
I saw it in a magazine years ago and the guy was using sellotape to hold the weight on, just made me come out in sympathy pains....
Right.... .....did somebody say BOOBS....?
I have those! "Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat? | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat? "The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing! | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!"That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx"Just like a cream egg | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx
Just like a cream egg "I'm partial to a walnut whip.... | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx
Just like a cream egg
I'm partial to a walnut whip.... "I prefer the soft and creamy on the inside | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx
Just like a cream egg
I'm partial to a walnut whip....
I prefer the soft and creamy on the inside "Are we still talking about confectionery? | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx
Just like a cream egg
I'm partial to a walnut whip....
I prefer the soft and creamy on the inside
Are we still talking about confectionery? "Yeah cream eggs | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx
Just like a cream egg
I'm partial to a walnut whip....
I prefer the soft and creamy on the inside
Are we still talking about confectionery?
Yeah cream eggs "I don't like them now since they all seem to have tiny leak and the foil gets all stuck to the chocolate and you end up with sticky fingers..... | |||
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"That's what she said lol " I swear sometimes I say the most innocent and pure things and you guys....... | |||
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"Again......that's what she said lol " She needs to chew on something, stop her from talking..... | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx
Just like a cream egg
I'm partial to a walnut whip....
I prefer the soft and creamy on the inside
Are we still talking about confectionery?
Yeah cream eggs
I don't like them now since they all seem to have tiny leak and the foil gets all stuck to the chocolate and you end up with sticky fingers..... "You obviously have no experience of undressing a cream egg .. | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx
Just like a cream egg
I'm partial to a walnut whip....
I prefer the soft and creamy on the inside
Are we still talking about confectionery?
Yeah cream eggs
I don't like them now since they all seem to have tiny leak and the foil gets all stuck to the chocolate and you end up with sticky fingers.....
You obviously have no experience of undressing a cream egg .. "I'm a novice, do you slice and then devour from the inside out, or do you just look at them and eat them with your gaze? | |||
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"Again......that's what she said lol She needs to chew on something, stop her from talking..... "Thought see would be licking the remains off your fingers ...
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx
Just like a cream egg
I'm partial to a walnut whip....
I prefer the soft and creamy on the inside
Are we still talking about confectionery?
Yeah cream eggs
I don't like them now since they all seem to have tiny leak and the foil gets all stuck to the chocolate and you end up with sticky fingers.....
You obviously have no experience of undressing a cream egg ..
I'm a novice, do you slice and then devour from the inside out, or do you just look at them and eat them with your gaze? "Wait, you don't actually knit tiny egg clothes for them or anything? | |||
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" I have those!
Ello you, can I borrow them for a quick motorboat?
The problem is they arent detachable, you have to have the whole thing!
That's fine, the rest of you looks pretty enjoyable too xx
Just like a cream egg
I'm partial to a walnut whip....
I prefer the soft and creamy on the inside
Are we still talking about confectionery?
Yeah cream eggs
I don't like them now since they all seem to have tiny leak and the foil gets all stuck to the chocolate and you end up with sticky fingers.....
You obviously have no experience of undressing a cream egg ..
I'm a novice, do you slice and then devour from the inside out, or do you just look at them and eat them with your gaze? "Slice ? We aint talking ninja warriors here ... You right about the novice bit haha ... | |||
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"Chucks some tits and pussy in here for you guys just to maintain the illusion......lol "Typical mention the word lick and tits and pussy gets mentioned ... | |||
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"Chucks some tits and pussy in here for you guys just to maintain the illusion......lol
Typical mention the word lick and tits and pussy gets mentioned ... "I'm always quick.... to mention them | |||
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"Thanks for your valued contributions, date time now..... "Enjoy dude!! dont be cheeky and be your good honest self lol laters man | |||
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