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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you ever stumbled across a profile and gone WOW, they are now top of my hotlist?
I don't mean amazing pics, there are plenty of them about, but someone whose words stop you in your tracks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever stumbled across a profile and gone WOW, they are now top of my hotlist?
I don't mean amazing pics, there are plenty of them about, but someone whose words stop you in your tracks?"
Absolutely, there's a fair few on here that I think 'stunning words, truly awesome'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No. Just the pics. I find the text bit makes me cringe a bit, none of us like talking about ourselves and although some people can capture their personality well it still seems a bit forced. |
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I read a profile the other day after they winked me, had me after the first paragraph - was quite long but incredibly funny and honest.
Been chatting quite a bit since and not normally the my type, but i had to send them a message to say well done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. Just the pics. I find the text bit makes me cringe a bit, none of us like talking about ourselves and although some people can capture their personality well it still seems a bit forced. "
What she said, only with the addition that some ppl have a way with words and others don't have a clue, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're being truthful just because the can throw a few manipulative lines together....
The wow moment for me comes when you exchange a few messages and the connection forms, then you talk on the phone and you're like wow they didn't disappoint and I love their voice, then you meet and you're like fucking super wow I could spend a year in this persons company and not be bored....
I could use a good wow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes. But I just read it, never sent a first message, and smiled wistfully just wondering.
Then I received a first message from the owner of the profile...
It was all the messages that came after that has me totally captivated, no matter how pointless that may be....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My jaw has never dropped, that’s only for cartoons. I’ve been mildly aroused and faintly impressed in equal measure, but that’s as good as it gets. Most of the time it’s me just turning my phone trying to work out what I’m looking at.
I’ve been astonished though at the list of demands on some women’s profiles, then looked at their veri’s and laughed cause if that’s what exceptional looks like then Nothing to worry about. |
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"Mines amazing but sadly nobody on this site matches my wishes   "
We all have different ideals and when you do find that match that suits you, you may not suit them, and single guys think they have a tough time lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. But I just read it, never sent a first message, and smiled wistfully just wondering.
Then I received a first message from the owner of the profile...
It was all the messages that came after that has me totally captivated, no matter how pointless that may be....
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*showers you with confidence serum*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines amazing but sadly nobody on this site matches my wishes
We all have different ideals and when you do find that match that suits you, you may not suit them, and single guys think they have a tough time lol "
Have you read my slightly quirky profile lol |
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"Mines amazing but sadly nobody on this site matches my wishes
We all have different ideals and when you do find that match that suits you, you may not suit them, and single guys think they have a tough time lol
Have you read my slightly quirky profile lol"
Well theres your problem lol.  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
There are profiles that have made me grin, and some that have piqued my interest but not sure there have ever been any that on their own made me go "wow I've got to meet them" - for starters I'm not that presumptive and for seconds it's finding a connection and chemistry through messages that gives me the wow factor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's normally the messages that get me in a bit of a spin 
Oh, this. I have some friends with some exceedingly average profiles, but their first message game is on point.   "
It's just something to go back and drool over isnt it the profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. Just the pics. I find the text bit makes me cringe a bit, none of us like talking about ourselves and although some people can capture their personality well it still seems a bit forced.
What she said, only with the addition that some ppl have a way with words and others don't have a clue, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're being truthful just because the can throw a few manipulative lines together....
The wow moment for me comes when you exchange a few messages and the connection forms, then you talk on the phone and you're like wow they didn't disappoint and I love their voice, then you meet and you're like fucking super wow I could spend a year in this persons company and not be bored....
I could use a good wow "
Coughs...huh hum.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually drop a quick message saying how much I've enjoyed the profile.
There are so many with zero effort, anyone who has taken the time and show a bit of wit and intelligence deserves some acknowledgement  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep them ones that say "fill in later" just make me go weak at the knees
Completely off topic. I love your lipstick "
Superdrug revolution brand, I paid 1.49 but shhhhh! Best lippy I ever had. |
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"There are profiles that have made me grin, and some that have piqued my interest but not sure there have ever been any that on their own made me go "wow I've got to meet them" - for starters I'm not that presumptive and for seconds it's finding a connection and chemistry through messages that gives me the wow factor "
Totally agree with GM... I always read the profile. Some are really well written with thought which I like to see. Those that contain less than one sentence, or worse still txt speak  I ignore |
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"Yep them ones that say "fill in later" just make me go weak at the knees
Completely off topic. I love your lipstick
Superdrug revolution brand, I paid 1.49 but shhhhh! Best lippy I ever had."
Wow! I was thinking Mac Candy Yum Yum at £17.50. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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No, I haven't.
There's one profile who has brilliant text but I'd cringe at sending him a "can I wank over your wit" message so I don't.
I quite like witty verifications and reading those - when people do a particular poetry style or a rap or something. Sometimes they make me say "wow, that's hilarious".
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"No, I haven't.
There's one profile who has brilliant text but I'd cringe at sending him a "can I wank over your wit" message so I don't. "
Wait until you’re d*unk and then send it to me. Any message titled “fanny flood” is a good start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, I haven't.
There's one profile who has brilliant text but I'd cringe at sending him a "can I wank over your wit" message so I don't.
I quite like witty verifications and reading those - when people do a particular poetry style or a rap or something. Sometimes they make me say "wow, that's hilarious".
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"Wank over your wit"....
That made me smile.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, I haven't.
There's one profile who has brilliant text but I'd cringe at sending him a "can I wank over your wit" message so I don't.
I quite like witty verifications and reading those - when people do a particular poetry style or a rap or something. Sometimes they make me say "wow, that's hilarious".
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You know you’re welcome to wank over anything of mine _eli  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've come across quite a few profiles with words that have caught my attention.
I use to read all the profiles, even the long novels.. But they rarely if ever reply so I don't bother so much now. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I have done before now yes, it's very rare that I came across one that made me go "wowsers" and I also matched their criteria, so no, I never messaged cold.
Occasionally though someone that garners that reaction has messaged me and its fantastic.
Profiles are just there to give an idea and break the ice, it's what's followed after that's blown my mind. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"No, I haven't.
There's one profile who has brilliant text but I'd cringe at sending him a "can I wank over your wit" message so I don't.
I quite like witty verifications and reading those - when people do a particular poetry style or a rap or something. Sometimes they make me say "wow, that's hilarious".
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I've told you, it makes me feel awkward when you talk about my old profile text like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's always nice to read a good bio but it's usually the pics that make me go, omigod, wowzers, great googly moogly he's hot. "
Was kinda thinking the same thing Dana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. Just the pics. I find the text bit makes me cringe a bit, none of us like talking about ourselves and although some people can capture their personality well it still seems a bit forced.
What she said, only with the addition that some ppl have a way with words and others don't have a clue, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're being truthful just because the can throw a few manipulative lines together....
The wow moment for me comes when you exchange a few messages and the connection forms, then you talk on the phone and you're like wow they didn't disappoint and I love their voice, then you meet and you're like fucking super wow I could spend a year in this persons company and not be bored....
I could use a good wow "
I know a few people like that lol.. well put |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Yeah seen a couple recently which made me stop in my tracks, question is do I try to add them as friends or send them a message to connect? "
Why wouldn't you approach them? If you're interested and you match what they're looking for, then what's the worst that can happen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, I haven't.
There's one profile who has brilliant text but I'd cringe at sending him a "can I wank over your wit" message so I don't.
I quite like witty verifications and reading those - when people do a particular poetry style or a rap or something. Sometimes they make me say "wow, that's hilarious".
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Feel free to wank over my text. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep them ones that say "fill in later" just make me go weak at the knees
Completely off topic. I love your lipstick
Superdrug revolution brand, I paid 1.49 but shhhhh! Best lippy I ever had.
Wow! I was thinking Mac Candy Yum Yum at £17.50."
I got a benefit one that stains your lips but this is far better! |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
Yes there are. If I really have enjoyed a profile I do send a message if I can. I use the words and the pictures together to help build a picture of who the profile belongs to. One without the other probably doesn’t do it for me.
V x |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
I've come across a number of profiles that stopped me dead in my tracks as soon as I saw them. I'll see the pictures, read the profile, and go "ohh yes please" I've been fortunate to have met and become friends with some of them.
If I don't fit their criteria I just admire from afar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have a few on our hotlist with intentions of making contact one day if the need arises but i guess its wishful thinking  "
Really! Just bite the bullet and message, chat, meet and have fun |
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"Have you ever stumbled across a profile and gone WOW, they are now top of my hotlist?
I don't mean amazing pics, there are plenty of them about, but someone whose words stop you in your tracks?"
Only once then found out the lady was straight so no fun for me
Chrissie xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can look at and read the most delicious profiles, when you do meet for a social... Bam... Nothing like the pictures or as profile suggests.
We're all taken in by beautiful pictures and articulate profiles. It's not all as it says on the tin... Xx |
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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago
South Co. Dublin |
"That Commando dude's is pretty amazing 
It’s ok, he has a hat but he’s a born again virgin, so a swings and roundabouts profile "
Not quite sure what that means but yes I do swings though have yet to try roundabouts - I'm quite direct and dont like detours |
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