FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > What's the worse thing to have in your mouth
What's the worse thing to have in your mouth
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A slug that wanted to drink my coffee
I still get queezy at the memory
Were you in the garden at the time?"
no it was in my milk bottle i got off the step |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"A slug that wanted to drink my coffee
I still get queezy at the memory
Were you in the garden at the time?no it was in my milk bottle i got off the step"
Ewww. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A slug that wanted to drink my coffee
I still get queezy at the memory
Were you in the garden at the time?no it was in my milk bottle i got off the step
Ewww."
exactly |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"as you sneeze?
My food of choice this evening was noodles.
Messy. "
A few years ago I was sat in a costa drinking tea at St Pancras station in London....i sneezed and the mouthful of tea I had ended spraying all over the outside of glass partitioned windows!!! Mortified was not the word! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"as you sneeze?
My food of choice this evening was noodles.
Messy.
A few years ago I was sat in a costa drinking tea at St Pancras station in London....i sneezed and the mouthful of tea I had ended spraying all over the outside of glass partitioned windows!!! Mortified was not the word!"
There's nothing you can do about it is there.
The sneeze is coming and you can't swallow. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
Had a girl when I was at school eating red liquorice laces in class. She sneezed and one came out of her nose.
Nearly 40 years ago but I still remember, liven up a boring music lesson no end.
Lex |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Had a girl when I was at school eating red liquorice laces in class. She sneezed and one came out of her nose.
Nearly 40 years ago but I still remember, liven up a boring music lesson no end.
Lex"
That's hilarious 
I've seen a video of a child sneeze spaghetti out of its nose. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"as you sneeze?
My food of choice this evening was noodles.
Messy.
A few years ago I was sat in a costa drinking tea at St Pancras station in London....i sneezed and the mouthful of tea I had ended spraying all over the outside of glass partitioned windows!!! Mortified was not the word!
There's nothing you can do about it is there.
The sneeze is coming and you can't swallow."
Indeed not dear lady, you kinda just follow through and hope for the best  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"as you sneeze?
My food of choice this evening was noodles.
Messy.
A few years ago I was sat in a costa drinking tea at St Pancras station in London....i sneezed and the mouthful of tea I had ended spraying all over the outside of glass partitioned windows!!! Mortified was not the word!
There's nothing you can do about it is there.
The sneeze is coming and you can't swallow.
Indeed not dear lady, you kinda just follow through and hope for the best "
Okay so that sounded so much better in my head.....  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Had a girl when I was at school eating red liquorice laces in class. She sneezed and one came out of her nose.
Nearly 40 years ago but I still remember, liven up a boring music lesson no end.
Lex
That's hilarious
I've seen a video of a child sneeze spaghetti out of its nose."
I have done this, it was actually quite painful! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Oh gosh. I was eating an oaty cereal bar and unexpectedly sneezed. Somehow an oat went up to that bit between the back of the nose and throat. It lodged there for ages. I was like a woman possessed trying to get it unstuck. Horrible! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
