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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

.... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism...

Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....

Cya x

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you tried shower jellies from lush

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oddly, it's funny you should say that, but I supply lush with the shiz they use to make those....

I'm totally bringing work to fab now lol, a dangerous move....

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I’m now imagining you washing your dirty bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m now imagining you washing your dirty bits "

Is that a bad thing?

I'm still VERY dirty, been running and then ate chips.....

....stripping off now....

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I’m now imagining you washing your dirty bits

Is that a bad thing?

I'm still VERY dirty, been running and then ate chips.....

....stripping off now.... "

Now let me think, how does this go? ... pics or it didn’t happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m now imagining you washing your dirty bits

Is that a bad thing?

I'm still VERY dirty, been running and then ate chips.....

....stripping off now....

Now let me think, how does this go? ... pics or it didn’t happen "

NEVER challenge me! I'll make you sorry lolololol

I'll stick something in your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't put soap in your bum hole.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism...

Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....

Cya x"

Just had a nice shower my self

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't put soap in your bum hole."

Why ever not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism...

Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....

Cya x

Just had a nice shower my self "

A clean body is a sign of a dirty mind (said me today)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't put soap in your bum hole.

Why ever not? "

Oh it's YOU. I'll probs shower in prosecco darling and use an avocado based soap.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism...

Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....

Cya x"

Why don’t you think of one in the shower, we can talk amongst ourselves till you get back.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Either you've not gone or it was a quick shower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Either you've not gone or it was a quick shower. "

I'm wet, babs has the evidence....

Biab x

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Either you've not gone or it was a quick shower.

I'm wet, babs has the evidence....

Biab x"

I'm sure she does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism...

Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....

Cya x

Why don’t you think of one in the shower, we can talk amongst ourselves till you get back. "

How's your piles?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism...

Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....

Cya x

Why don’t you think of one in the shower, we can talk amongst ourselves till you get back.

How's your piles?"

Doc said they’re the worst case he’s seen in 30 years, he called everyone in to have a look. There were audible gasps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now??? "

I’m just going for a shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower "

Pics or it never happened

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now??? "

Your fault for leaving the thread to attend to personal hygiene!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened "

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

Your fault for leaving the thread to attend to personal hygiene! "

Nobody likes a sweaty body, I was doing fab a favour. Now I feel all warm and sleepy....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

Your fault for leaving the thread to attend to personal hygiene!

Nobody likes a sweaty body, I was doing fab a favour. Now I feel all warm and sleepy.... "

Imagine what you'll come back to if you nap lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)"

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

Your fault for leaving the thread to attend to personal hygiene!

Nobody likes a sweaty body, I was doing fab a favour. Now I feel all warm and sleepy....

Imagine what you'll come back to if you nap lol "

An inbox filled with bathing beauties no doubt.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable..... "

Maybe we should all come up with a fab code for words we can’t say?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable..... "

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


".... When I get back, can someone please have made a really interesting, new and challenging post, to make me think, please god not related to racism, sexism, brexitism or any other devicive ism...

Love you all , I'll be thinking of you as I'm soaping up my dirty bits....

Cya x

Why don’t you think of one in the shower, we can talk amongst ourselves till you get back.

How's your piles?

Doc said they’re the worst case he’s seen in 30 years, he called everyone in to have a look. There were audible gasps. "

Ohhh that can’t be comfy on the bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao "

I'm not fussy, I'll accept any pics. I'll just put my left thumb over the offensive item as I'm wanking with my right...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I'm not fussy, I'll accept any pics. I'll just put my left thumb over the offensive item as I'm wanking with my right... "

Excellent! Why am I not surprised? Lol probably because you're like me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao "

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I'm not fussy, I'll accept any pics. I'll just put my left thumb over the offensive item as I'm wanking with my right...

Excellent! Why am I not surprised? Lol probably because you're like me lol "

ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE POSITIVE LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too.... "

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I'm not fussy, I'll accept any pics. I'll just put my left thumb over the offensive item as I'm wanking with my right...

Excellent! Why am I not surprised? Lol probably because you're like me lol

ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE POSITIVE LOL "

You cant spell advertisements without sperm between the tits think about it, it's relevant lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic? "

Strategically placed item from the bakery?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic? "

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!! "

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

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By *andy cane321Couple  over a year ago

Aylesbury

If you rub soap up and down it more than 3 time then is that classed as a wank?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol"

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you rub soap up and down it more than 3 time then is that classed as a wank?

Asking for a friend "

Up and down what?

Demonstration required.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material "

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics? "

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see? "

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

Yes please!

"

I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

Yes please!

I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum... "

Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

Yes please!

I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...

Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here "

Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

Yes please!

I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...

Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here

Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

Yes please!

I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...

Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here

Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure "

I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

Yes please!

I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...

Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here

Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure

I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out! "

You missed a cracking arse mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

Yes please!

I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...

Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here

Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure

I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out!

You missed a cracking arse mate "

Fuck! Always do lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

Yes please!

I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...

Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here

Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure

I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out!

You missed a cracking arse mate

Fuck! Always do lol "

What was this post about again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again? "

It started with one arse........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go away for a quick soapy rub down, and I come back to piles???

Really now???

I’m just going for a shower

Pics or it never happened

Currently in the bath, resting my piles

Danish xx (said in jest!)

Fab should ban piles. Honestly, I can't type half of my favourite words her but piles is acceptable.....

You mean you're not gonna say 'pics or it never happened' to that one? Lmao

I’m not hurt by this clear rejection, I shall go off and find some other weirdos to send my piles too....

Cam you just position them in the BOTTOM left corner of the pic?

Nope, I tried. It was nearly a call for the paramedics to be fair, so glad I didn’t have to, try explaining that one!!!

See what you did Xp? You ruined our fun now! No piles pics for you!! Ever ever again!! Lol

They are the sexiest piles you’ve ever seen too...definitely wank material

Do you have any other sexy ailments? Any thrush pics?

That cleared up last week I’m afraid, I’ve got an odd rash on my arse...wanna see?

Yes please!

I’ve gone all shy, I couldn’t possibly show you my arse on a public forum...

Private reply is fine. Then I'll just describe it in words here

Awww ty, looks fine to me, nothing a good slap wouldn't cure

I turn around for five minutes lol and now I'm missing out!

You missed a cracking arse mate

Fuck! Always do lol

What was this post about again? "

Fucking cracking arse it is!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........"

Got a second when I entered x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x "

I hope you lubed him first?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first? "

Yeah, with Monster Munch x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Yeah, with Monster Munch x "

Spicy ones I hope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Yeah, with Monster Munch x

Spicy ones I hope "

Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first? "

Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this? "

Shut up and open your Wotsits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Yeah, with Monster Munch x

Spicy ones I hope

Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely! "

Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this?

Shut up and open your Wotsits. "

You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Yeah, with Monster Munch x

Spicy ones I hope

Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!

Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers..."

I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this?

Shut up and open your Wotsits.

You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right? "

Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Yeah, with Monster Munch x

Spicy ones I hope

Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!

Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers...

I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me "

Ooooohhh aren’t we Mr Fancy pants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this?

Shut up and open your Wotsits.

You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right?

Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them."

What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Yeah, with Monster Munch x

Spicy ones I hope

Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!

Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers...

I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me

Ooooohhh aren’t we Mr Fancy pants "

I'm a common pleb, when I showered earlier I used a silicone cast of an ex gf's hand.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have an orgasm setting on my shower.* I like a long shower.

Is that what you were doing in the shower?

*Well, it's not marketed as that but we all know that's what the thin hard jet setting is for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this?

Shut up and open your Wotsits.

You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right?

Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them.

What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol "

Aka wanking on the phone with a certain forumite...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Yeah, with Monster Munch x

Spicy ones I hope

Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!

Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers...

I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me

Ooooohhh aren’t we Mr Fancy pants

I'm a common pleb, when I showered earlier I used a silicone cast of an ex gf's hand..... "

You have to take what you can sometimes in life and if that’s an ex girlfriends wank hand, so be it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have an orgasm setting on my shower.* I like a long shower.

Is that what you were doing in the shower?

*Well, it's not marketed as that but we all know that's what the thin hard jet setting is for.

"

Haha, I had the best shower in Italy on a skiing holiday, it had jets from everywhere!

Still need to try a Japanese toilet.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this?

Shut up and open your Wotsits.

You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right?

Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them.

What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol

Aka wanking on the phone with a certain forumite... "

No! Lol chatting to a certain one about sexy burglars lol actually entered the convo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Yeah, with Monster Munch x

Spicy ones I hope

Gotta be Flaming Hot absolutely!

Don’t touch your dick with flaming hot fingers...

I NEVER touch my own dick, I have other ppl pleasure me

Ooooohhh aren’t we Mr Fancy pants

I'm a common pleb, when I showered earlier I used a silicone cast of an ex gf's hand.....

You have to take what you can sometimes in life and if that’s an ex girlfriends wank hand, so be it "

Exactly! Aka pile/rash pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So I hope you haven't been in the shower too long- everything will be wrinkly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this?

Shut up and open your Wotsits.

You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right?

Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them.

What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol

Aka wanking on the phone with a certain forumite...

No! Lol chatting to a certain one about sexy burglars lol actually entered the convo "

I've heard about those kind of burglars....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I hope you haven't been in the shower too long- everything will be wrinkly!"

I got carried away talking about piles and rashes in the bath and now I look like my nan

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So I hope you haven't been in the shower too long- everything will be wrinkly!"

I'll borrow some of Danish's anusol, it's like cheap wrinkle cream.....

.... And hello there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What was this post about again?

It started with one arse........

Got a second when I entered x

I hope you lubed him first?

Wtf sort of crisp fetish orgy is this?

Shut up and open your Wotsits.

You do know the pringles give you anal leakage, right?

Only if you forget to take them out the package before you use them.

What did I miss? I was.......distracted lol

Aka wanking on the phone with a certain forumite...

No! Lol chatting to a certain one about sexy burglars lol actually entered the convo

I've heard about those kind of burglars.... "

They can be tricky buggers.....not literal......usually!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So I hope you haven't been in the shower too long- everything will be wrinkly!

I got carried away talking about piles and rashes in the bath and now I look like my nan "

There's a post for that somwhere @granny love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I hope you haven't been in the shower too long- everything will be wrinkly!

I got carried away talking about piles and rashes in the bath and now I look like my nan

There's a post for that somwhere @granny love "

Well you did say you couldn’t think of any old grannies you fancied

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have an orgasm setting on my shower.* I like a long shower.

Is that what you were doing in the shower?

*Well, it's not marketed as that but we all know that's what the thin hard jet setting is for.

Haha, I had the best shower in Italy on a skiing holiday, it had jets from everywhere!

Still need to try a Japanese toilet..... "

I had an apartment near Bristol (between Bristol and Bath) for work a few years ago with a wet room equipped with a multi-jet shower. I'm a bit too short to take full advantage of all the fixed points but what a lovely waste of water that was.

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By *corpio67Man  over a year ago

hillingdon


"I’m now imagining you washing your dirty bits "

But they will be very clean bits soon?!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have an orgasm setting on my shower.* I like a long shower.

Is that what you were doing in the shower?

*Well, it's not marketed as that but we all know that's what the thin hard jet setting is for.

Haha, I had the best shower in Italy on a skiing holiday, it had jets from everywhere!

Still need to try a Japanese toilet.....

I had an apartment near Bristol (between Bristol and Bath) for work a few years ago with a wet room equipped with a multi-jet shower. I'm a bit too short to take full advantage of all the fixed points but what a lovely waste of water that was.

"

Sounds lovely! Something about warm steamy wet places....

(Bristol/Bath, noted )

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