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Want, but can’t have
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A kitten. No, two kittens. "
Oh me too!!!!
I only ever wanted a kitten and said I never wanted a dog, KingC4611 tried to bluff and say ‘aw that’s a shame cause I’d have a dog’. Called his bluff and we had four dogs within a year.
I also want two puppies. And six kittens. And a dragon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kitten. No, two kittens.
Oh me too!!!!
I only ever wanted a kitten and said I never wanted a dog, KingC4611 tried to bluff and say ‘aw that’s a shame cause I’d have a dog’. Called his bluff and we had four dogs within a year.
I also want two puppies. And six kittens. And a dragon "
I'm not allowed pets where I live, which makes me sad.
One day I will have all of the animals. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peanut butter on toast. Can't have it cos I'm lazy  "
Get up!
Although I’m still in bed - I know as soon as I’ll move I’ll be sick but I want my chicken and stuffing sandwich from the kitchen  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A kitten. No, two kittens.
Oh me too!!!!
I only ever wanted a kitten and said I never wanted a dog, KingC4611 tried to bluff and say ‘aw that’s a shame cause I’d have a dog’. Called his bluff and we had four dogs within a year.
I also want two puppies. And six kittens. And a dragon
I'm not allowed pets where I live, which makes me sad.
One day I will have all of the animals. "
I hope so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A rotovator. I can’t have it because the bugger is being fixed.
I googled that thinking ‘please be a type of dinosaur’"
Sadly not. Although a T.Rex could really churn up the ground! And think of all the manure.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peanut butter on toast. Can't have it cos I'm lazy
Get up!
Although I’m still in bed - I know as soon as I’ll move I’ll be sick but I want my chicken and stuffing sandwich from the kitchen "
No no no no no no cosyyyyy!
Stay in bed. Train one of the dogs to bring it to you. Not evil eyes though, she'd eat it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peanut butter on toast. Can't have it cos I'm lazy
Get up!
Although I’m still in bed - I know as soon as I’ll move I’ll be sick but I want my chicken and stuffing sandwich from the kitchen
No no no no no no cosyyyyy!
Stay in bed. Train one of the dogs to bring it to you. Not evil eyes though, she'd eat it. "
Haha Luna! I had a lorne roll the other day, put it on the table and Lily swiped the lorne out and did a runner it was so hilarious we couldn’t even tell her off. She’s the last dog we thought would do it! |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Money
Sex
Chicken
You want to pay for sex with a chicken??  "
Hahaha well I'd rather not...however a more affluent bank balance would lead to more chicken.... and a more affluent bank balance may also lead to less work so more sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you want right now, but can’t have?
sex,sandwich and satisfaction 
Ooft I have a chicken and stuffing sandwich in the fridge "
omg that's bordering on my favourite sandwich is it real chicken or manufactured and is the bread buttered? |
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"More money.
Just had my rent increased- above inflation again- because it's in line with "market forces"  "
Could always try for a revolution instead of more money for landlord. The rents are too damn high. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cure for autism, so my baby girl can finally have a decent nights sleep without getting stressed- that means a decent sleep for me too, so it’s also for selfish reasons xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You probably know what I'm going to write if you've paid attention to my recent forums 
I haven’t...what is it?"
turkey twizzlers!  ... I'd die happily if I could taste them again. |
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