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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so here comes my rant of the week then
Just watching something on the BBC World propaganda TV about pole dancing in China. A class full of women all looking pretty much the same as they do apart from one short hair wench who on first glance looks rather like a bloke to me. Second glance and im sure I can see the bulge of hairy bollox under those shorts n now im thinking hmmm ok lad would they not take you in ballet class then or something.
Turns out whoo flang dung is trying to get as much coverage as possible with TV exposure to the wonderful world and art form of pole dancing and that more men should be involved in it as men are stronger and therefore more able to work out on the pole. I am thinking hmmmmm dude please shut the fuck up already as your knocking me sick, yes pole dancing is an art form m8 However please get off the feckin pole already as you quite clearly do not belong on there. Please make room for Busty Brenda instead to dance the night away whilst getting her kit off in the name of art. Hmm and the only artists I can think of that are interested in Busty Brenda s art form are indeed piss artists stuffing £10 notes down the front of her drawes in a hope that the sheer weight of notes will tear away the straps either side whilst singing manly chants of the wood yard and downing yards of fine real ales (and the men as well of course haha).
Thing I found very very interesting tho is that this chap whooo flang dung is infact not your normal average chap in China he is infact a feckin police officer who goes onto say and I quote my friends at work do not no about this side of my life and I wonder at times what they would think of me if they did. Im like dude your on world feckin TV ffs lol if they didnt no already then they soon will. Or hang fire for long enough and they will soon raid the sleazy lady boy bar that you will soon be performing in having passed this course.
However whilst I have the up most respect for the female pole dancers out there who are no doubt physically fit to work the pole in such a way, letts face it at the end of the day should you enter one of these places the only thing on your mind is her getting her kit off yes or no? haha. Maybe I should go to one of these places for research purpose only and take my switch visa card and swipe it between the cheeks of some gorgeous girls arse as my way of payment and then ask if I can please have £50 cash back as we are after all in the age of modern tech and easy payment systems yeah!.
I am also thinking why the hell was this put onto the BBC World news service and I am therfore of the conclusion that we are indeed at the scrape the bottom of the barrell to bring people round the clock coverage of random news and iddle tickle tackle what ever that maybe, even if that involves China men with mid life crisis or possible mental health issues and bollocks in need of shaving hahaha
RANT OVER lol |
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