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over a year ago
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"Lap dancer "
I've had dalliances with a few lap dancers in the past and tbf all of them apart from one tended to be bitchy which I couldn't be done with now. Won't apply across the board, but I've not encountered another profession with such a ratio.
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over a year ago
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"Which is the sexiest profession???
Undoubtedly me, an amateur masseur. I just love to rub oil into a well toned body and ease out all those little knots. "
How can you be an amature at your profession |
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over a year ago
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It's gotta be a fish monger. ......always has a fresh distinctive smell,always willing to get the ice bucket,proficient in the art of slippery and wet and can get you on the slab in a jiffy |
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I have no idea why. But guys who message me always seem to think being a hotel manager is sexy. Is it purely because it has the word hotel in it? But no i dont play where i work. Seriously how many of you are allowed to fuck at work mid shift?  |
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"I have no idea why. But guys who message me always seem to think being a hotel manager is sexy. Is it purely because it has the word hotel in it? But no i dont play where i work. Seriously how many of you are allowed to fuck at work mid shift? "
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"I have no idea why. But guys who message me always seem to think being a hotel manager is sexy. Is it purely because it has the word hotel in it? But no i dont play where i work. Seriously how many of you are allowed to fuck at work mid shift? "
Room service, Lady Lydford!!! |
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There are 32 cameras watching my every move, if its after 11 pm then i have to send same sex porter up. We also have to log the reason we are away from desk that they cross reference with the maintenence logs and cameras. Even if i wanted to have sex when im in work. Which i dont. Its really not worth getting sacked over. |
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"Which is the sexiest profession???
Air Stewardess.
I don’t feel sexy as one. "
Aww which airline are you with
I like virgin ones ..or Singapore air .. I was surprised how very hard they have to work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah c'mon! How many porn films have a lady answer the door to find a tradesman with his tool bag, shirt half unbuttoned and in a possibly nordic accent say that he's come to fix her plumbing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah c'mon! How many porn films have a lady answer the door to find a tradesman with his tool bag, shirt half unbuttoned and in a possibly nordic accent say that he's come to fix her plumbing?"
But they never fix the fucking problem can’t really call them workmen if they don’t work lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah c'mon! How many porn films have a lady answer the door to find a tradesman with his tool bag, shirt half unbuttoned and in a possibly nordic accent say that he's come to fix her plumbing?"
Mrs.Doyle,"Can Mr.Mustard put his big tool in my box" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah c'mon! How many porn films have a lady answer the door to find a tradesman with his tool bag, shirt half unbuttoned and in a possibly nordic accent say that he's come to fix her plumbing?
Mrs.Doyle,"Can Mr.Mustard put his big tool in my box""
Ah, the innuendos are many and varied  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Ah c'mon! How many porn films have a lady answer the door to find a tradesman with his tool bag, shirt half unbuttoned and in a possibly nordic accent say that he's come to fix her plumbing?"
I look forward to the next time you visit my house   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"P.o. p.o. . WTF is all that shit about , you are fucking English,
Watch Ur mouth  "
You are English for fucks sake , use the English language, you are not American |
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"P.o. p.o. . WTF is all that shit about , you are fucking English,
Watch Ur mouth
You are English for fucks sake , use the English language, you are not American "
Alrite clever b**locks I'm Welsh not English....and I'll talk how I like....O and swear at me again.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Gotta be a policeman for a woman ,he has a uniform ,he has the impression of being tall his helmet ,he walks around with cuffs and a dildo on his belt and you can never accuse him of being in the wrong |
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"Gotta be a policeman for a woman ,he has a uniform ,he has the impression of being tall his helmet ,he walks around with cuffs and a dildo on his belt and you can never accuse him of being in the wrong "
O really.....wrong.....again no change there then .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gotta be a policeman for a woman ,he has a uniform ,he has the impression of being tall his helmet ,he walks around with cuffs and a dildo on his belt and you can never accuse him of being in the wrong "
Are you serious? a woman wanting a man she can't accuse of being in the wrong... never gonna happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gotta be a policeman for a woman ,he has a uniform ,he has the impression of being tall his helmet ,he walks around with cuffs and a dildo on his belt and you can never accuse him of being in the wrong
O really.....wrong.....again no change there then .... "
why what you been up to now ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not one person has said architect, what a shame.
To be fair nothing really stands out the sexy secretary with glasses has me weak at the knees at times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"P.o. p.o. . WTF is all that shit about , you are fucking English,
Watch Ur mouth
You are English for fucks sake , use the English language, you are not American
Alrite clever b**locks I'm Welsh not English....and I'll talk how I like....O and swear at me again.... "
I’ll be there now in a minute to come help you sort him out
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By (user no longer on site)
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"P.o. p.o. . WTF is all that shit about , you are fucking English,
Watch Ur mouth
You are English for fucks sake , use the English language, you are not American
Alrite clever b**locks I'm Welsh not English....and I'll talk how I like....O and swear at me again.... "
Welsh lol . That explains everything, fucking idiot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked cleaner!
I’ll be over with the hoover later
Doughnut
Result! The dog has just pulled stuffing out of her toy! "
I don’t know about her toy but I can give you a stuffing?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It used to be nurses and air stewardesses but it is now obviously the weather presenter. Ooft. Louise lear.... A hot spell is coming and we may be sweaty for the next few nights. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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Any job that involves a man in overalls with the faint whiff of chemicals about him and mucky hands.
Or wearing big boots.
Or a motorcycle courier in leather.
Or a man who’s good at whittling.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why has no one said Data Analyst?"
Not the sexiest jobs, because not everyone forte to analyse the data although I work very closely with them and appreciate their knowledge  |
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"Air hostess every time.
Ever since I boarded that Emirates flight. The hostesess were all beautiful "
frequent flyer and my first preference, in one flight almost 16 countries girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why a PA of course. Nothing sexier than a woman who can tell her boss what to do and he does it... right?
Fair enough. Carry On Nurse. "
isn't other way PA are guide what to do and remind about meeting/schedule whom to give appointment etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Surprise no one mentioned computer Greeks (developer and hackers) one made life easy so similar minded people can meet, chat (fab fb whatsapp etc.) another is genius in world mostly youngster school drop out but hired by federal agencies big corporate houses or started their own business (and amazing part they don't ask package they are offered) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about being baked goods that’s sexy... right?baked beans .......Noooooo "
Baked beans are generally not included in the baked goods section of the super market
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lap dancer
I've had dalliances with a few lap dancers in the past and tbf all of them apart from one tended to be bitchy which I couldn't be done with now. Won't apply across the board, but I've not encountered another profession with such a ratio.
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I can concur, I know many and surprisingly they all seem to have a diagnosis of bpd/hpd. Best to avoid. |
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"Any job that involves a man in overalls with the faint whiff of chemicals about him and mucky hands.
Or wearing big boots.
Or a motorcycle courier in leather.
Or a man who’s good at whittling.
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 Overalls are also a winner |
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