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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fabbers!! I'm in desperate need of help!

I'm out, dry, complete barren.

I've searched high, I've searched lo and come up with zilch

I'm well and truly out of fucks to give.

I admit it was careless to let supplies get so low but I thought I had more, alas, the fuck it cupboard is bare

Please help a woman in need and donate any spare fucks you have laying around.

I promise to use them for the good of mankind

Simply text the word 'CHUCKAFUCKTOPOLLY' to 99900

Or comment below

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I can just about squeeze one small fuck out for you if you want it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can have some of mine im bombarded with fucks to give atm so help yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can just about squeeze one small fuck out for you if you want it"

All donations will be gratefully receivedgood sir, big or small

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can dig some out of the bin if that helps?

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By *hY TurtleWoman over a year ago

somerset

Sadly my fucks have run dry too.. waiting on a cream that is supposed to help

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By *he riverdeep69Couple over a year ago

North west ish

I've had a quick look down the back of the couch and I've found 3 polomints, a bus ticket and 1/2 a fuck. All a bit fluffy .....but yours if you want them OP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fuck fuse blew sorry!

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By *inkysexpotMan over a year ago

leeds

Sorry I need to save all what I have left for work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can have some of mine im bombarded with fucks to give atm so help yourself "

Nice one, I'll just take the 1, I'll not be greedy!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The very best fucks come from within, alas!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There must be a national shortage. My give a fucks cuoboard is bare too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can dig some out of the bin if that helps? "

Beggars can't be chooser, I'll take what I can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry iv no credit left

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sadly my fucks have run dry too.. waiting on a cream that is supposed to help"

If I get enough donated I'm be sure to share! Fuck famine is no joke after all

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I did have a spare fuck but I used it up in a traffic queue earlier, sorry

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've found a fab you can have

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

sorry op i never had any to give in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had a quick look down the back of the couch and I've found 3 polomints, a bus ticket and 1/2 a fuck. All a bit fluffy .....but yours if you want them OP.

Resourceful! I like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I need to save all what I have left for work tomorrow

Haha I know the feeling

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’ve carefully held onto my allocated fucks by not giving any away. I’m not about to start now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My fuck fuse blew sorry!"

Sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry I need to save all what I have left for work tomorrow

Understood! A worthy cause I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t wander around with a bucket of fucks to give out to anyone that asks, you have to earn it for me to give a fuck

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Sorry my field of fucks is barren....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The very best fucks come from within, alas! "

Home grown you say? Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There must be a national shortage. My give a fucks cuoboard is bare too

Desperate times it seems

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry iv no credit left

Bugger! Your meter is running on empty too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry iv no credit left

Bugger! Your meter is running on empty too

"
its not a meter its 6.5 inches ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fuck fuse blew sorry!

Sounds painful

Didn't feel a thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There must be a national shortage. My give a fucks cuoboard is bare too

Desperate times it seems

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"Fabbers!! I'm in desperate need of help!

I'm out, dry, complete barren.

I've searched high, I've searched lo and come up with zilch

I'm well and truly out of fucks to give.

I admit it was careless to let supplies get so low but I thought I had more, alas, the fuck it cupboard is bare

Please help a woman in need and donate any spare fucks you have laying around.

I promise to use them for the good of mankind

Simply text the word 'CHUCKAFUCKTOPOLLY' to 99900

Or comment below

with those tits heres two fucks!!!

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By *arex2Couple over a year ago

Bradford

Now that's what I call crowdfunding!!

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By *rincess and her FrogCouple over a year ago

congleton

We have a couple of spare fucks in the garage if you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry my field of fucks is barren....

I scrolled all the way through this to see if someone had posted that phrase before I did

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By *ream3.14159Man over a year ago

Here & there

[Removed by poster at 17/03/19 21:17:37]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I used mine all up. I quite like being giving a fuck free x

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sorry my field of fucks is barren....

I scrolled all the way through this to see if someone had posted that phrase before I did

Great minds.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had an abundance of fucks recently but I'm afraid they're too good to share.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our fucks to give ran out 3 years ago, despite our attempts to gain them back, we’ve failed...

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

My fucks are weighing on my shoulders like a cap sleeve bolero.

Please take some. Free for all. Might turn my frown upside down x

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

And yay verily though they did sow well and deep, the land was dry.

So when they did come to harvest, lo. The land was barren of fucks.

There was much lamenting as they had no fucks to give.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me just fire up my ACME Giveafuckometer

*Bzzzt bzzzt bzzzztt*

Not a flicker, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Ghengis arrives with fully loaded fuck flingers and let's rip!*

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Afraid we can’t help, we’ve given up ducks for lent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucks even

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fresh Out! Just used my last one on the three words thread!

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