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"Shredded or ripped. " Most definitely ripped  | |||
"Curvy and a bit chubby with a wobbly mum tum x" Is that the description of me? Haha | |||
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"What’s wrong with average?" Nothing wrong with it. but what is it? | |||
"I'm curvy. Men and women call me sexy. I'll take that "Very much so! | |||
"Curvy and a bit chubby with a wobbly mum tum x Is that the description of me? Haha " Haha. Me. You have a mum tum too? X | |||
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"I describe mine as spheres. If I use more words it's short and fat with a big bum and big boobs. OP, yours is a triangle. " Is triangle good or bad? Haha | |||
"Curvy and a bit chubby with a wobbly mum tum x Is that the description of me? Haha Haha. Me. You have a mum tum too? X" Haha I dont know. What do you think? Haha | |||
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"Short and fat keeps it simple" Me? Haha | |||
"Short and fat keeps it simple" Who is? | |||
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"What’s wrong with average? Nothing wrong with it. but what is it? " I went to school | |||
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"I’m a phat barsteward, well more so today cause I’m on my periods and bloated to fuxk and I’ve demolished two doughnuts and six Maryland cookies they’re on offer at minute ! My ads and belly are slightly Wobblier than I’d like but my tits are cracking, apparently I’ve got an average figure overall but try telling me that when I wanna fit into a size 14 dress and can’t get my arms unstuck from above my head, or I button my jeans and breathe out and my belly becomes a tyre, rather and do anything about it I’ll jeep complaining and buy jeggings and I’ll adress the diet next week But next week I might look in the mirror and go if I were a bloke I’d defo fuxk me and who looks good naked yep that would be me "Best attitude! | |||
"What’s wrong with average? Nothing wrong with it. but what is it? I went to school " So... what's an average body then? | |||
"What’s wrong with average? Nothing wrong with it. but what is it? I went to school " Median take everyone pick out the most popular similar traits and out that group together that’s average | |||
"Short and fat keeps it simple Who is? " me. thats who where discribing isnt it | |||
"Short and fat keeps it simple Who is? me. thats who where discribing isnt it" Hehe you and me | |||
"Short and fat keeps it simple Me? Haha "no not you me lol | |||
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"I’m a phat barsteward, well more so today cause I’m on my periods and bloated to fuxk and I’ve demolished two doughnuts and six Maryland cookies they’re on offer at minute ! My ads and belly are slightly Wobblier than I’d like but my tits are cracking, apparently I’ve got an average figure overall but try telling me that when I wanna fit into a size 14 dress and can’t get my arms unstuck from above my head, or I button my jeans and breathe out and my belly becomes a tyre, rather and do anything about it I’ll jeep complaining and buy jeggings and I’ll adress the diet next week But next week I might look in the mirror and go if I were a bloke I’d defo fuxk me and who looks good naked yep that would be me "Boom  | |||
"What’s wrong with average? Nothing wrong with it. but what is it? I went to school Median take everyone pick out the most popular similar traits and out that group together that’s average " I know the mathematical term as such.... but everyone's opinion of an average body is different. | |||
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"I'm a little teapot short and stout" Which is your handle and which is your spout? | |||
"What’s wrong with average? Nothing wrong with it. but what is it? I went to school Median take everyone pick out the most popular similar traits and out that group together that’s average I know the mathematical term as such.... but everyone's opinion of an average body is different. " So why have you pigeon holed ?? | |||
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"Me well im just fat .big gut,average boobs big arse etc" oh and op well you are yummy x | |||
"I would and have described myself as average. You I would describe as dad bod as your carrying abit of weight around your middle. "Happy with that! Just started working on the weight loss. | |||
"Me well im just fat .big gut,average boobs big arse etcoh and op well you are yummy x" Well thank you drop me a PM;) | |||
"Shredded or ripped. Most definitely ripped "My tongue was firmly in my cheek, but ok then, I’ll take that. | |||
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"Shredded or ripped. " Delicious | |||
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"I would and have described myself as average. You I would describe as dad bod as your carrying abit of weight around your middle. "Have to disagree you are definitely not average, beautiful figure | |||
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" A look dadletic "Haha love it!! | |||
OP, I'd say your average given the choice of descriptions available. | |||
"So a bit of a strang-ish one. A lot of people describe their body in different ways, slim, athletic, muscle, average (whats that?), rugby-build, beer belly, dad bod, etc etc. So... how would you describe your body? How would you describe mine? Don't worry I won't be offended! " I describe mine as attractive to some but not all ,personality is what counts bottom line | |||
"I say I'm athletic, I've had messages suggesting I should change it as it's not true and I'm a fat bastard
OP, I'd say your average given the choice of descriptions available."Tough one isn't it | |||
" A look dadletic
Haha love it!! "u aint the first | |||
"So a bit of a strang-ish one. A lot of people describe their body in different ways, slim, athletic, muscle, average (whats that?), rugby-build, beer belly, dad bod, etc etc. So... how would you describe your body? How would you describe mine? Don't worry I won't be offended! I describe mine as attractive to some but not all ,personality is what counts bottom line " True that. If the personality isn't compatible then the fun isn't... well, fun! | |||
"So a bit of a strang-ish one. A lot of people describe their body in different ways, slim, athletic, muscle, average (whats that?), rugby-build, beer belly, dad bod, etc etc. So... how would you describe your body? How would you describe mine? Don't worry I won't be offended! I describe mine as attractive to some but not all ,personality is what counts bottom line " Yeh having one helps *cough* | |||
"So a bit of a strang-ish one. A lot of people describe their body in different ways, slim, athletic, muscle, average (whats that?), rugby-build, beer belly, dad bod, etc etc. So... how would you describe your body? How would you describe mine? Don't worry I won't be offended! I describe mine as attractive to some but not all ,personality is what counts bottom line Yeh having one helps *cough* "With legs like that you don’t need one xx | |||
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"Curvy and a bit chubby with a wobbly mum tum x" me too | |||
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"Definitely add bod for J he has a little middle spread now...mum bod for me...guess could say parents bods for us " Parents bods. Love it hehe | |||
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"So a bit of a strang-ish one. A lot of people describe their body in different ways, slim, athletic, muscle, average (whats that?), rugby-build, beer belly, dad bod, etc etc. So... how would you describe your body? How would you describe mine? Don't worry I won't be offended! " You - chubby Me - curvaceous | |||
"So a bit of a strang-ish one. A lot of people describe their body in different ways, slim, athletic, muscle, average (whats that?), rugby-build, beer belly, dad bod, etc etc. So... how would you describe your body? How would you describe mine? Don't worry I won't be offended! You - chubby Me - curvaceous " | |||
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"I just describe myself as fat lol " Sexy with it! X | |||
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"Like Jessica Rabbit has let herself go after 3 kids and a career break." Hahahahaha imaginative!! | |||
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"It's often been said that the body descriptions on here are open to interpretation at best. Personally I opt for honesty, I would've hated for someone to have met me and been either disappointed or worse, consider me to have lied to get them into bed. " Wouldn't good clear pics negate that disappointment though? | |||
"So a bit of a strang-ish one. A lot of people describe their body in different ways, slim, athletic, muscle, average (whats that?), rugby-build, beer belly, dad bod, etc etc. So... how would you describe your body? How would you describe mine? Don't worry I won't be offended! " I'm average, fighting off middle age spread. Id say you need to fight harder... | |||
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"Bodies Such a subjective topic, and how we view ourselves. On the Fab tick box, I've opted for athletic, based on the facts, I work out, I'm strong, I can leave most men whimpering in the gym. I'm definitely not slim, but I'm far from Curvy. I've got big thighs, a fat arse, a mummy belly, my boobs are pretty awesome though. Tbh I couldn't give a shit about labels. I've got a got a body that's created life, bourne babies, mourned the ones that didn't survive. It's been ripped apart, broken, blown up and put back together, it's got scars, some visible, some not. It's a body that's survived almost 5 decades. It's never given up on me, when it really should have. It's a body I've loved, hated, learned to love again, and one I'm bloody proud of. Love the body you have, stick 2 fingers up at convention, fucking poxy labels, stereotypes to fit into molds. At the end of the day, all that matters is being happy with yourself, screw anyone else xx " I  you
Peach x | |||
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"If you’re referring to an on here description I’ve gone for Average as I think that covers the general tad overweight with fat rolls scenario. Have had Curvy in the past but I find that invites a way in for conversation, no one ever challenges the descriptor Average.... "Same for me. | |||
"If you’re referring to an on here description I’ve gone for Average as I think that covers the general tad overweight with fat rolls scenario. Have had Curvy in the past but I find that invites a way in for conversation, no one ever challenges the descriptor Average.... "Exactly that, you don't tend to get invited to the local "average night" event. | |||
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"It's often been said that the body descriptions on here are open to interpretation at best. Personally I opt for honesty, I would've hated for someone to have met me and been either disappointed or worse, consider me to have lied to get them into bed. Wouldn't good clear pics negate that disappointment though? " I do that too, yes clear pics help. | |||
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"It's often been said that the body descriptions on here are open to interpretation at best. Personally I opt for honesty, I would've hated for someone to have met me and been either disappointed or worse, consider me to have lied to get them into bed. Wouldn't good clear pics negate that disappointment though? I do that too, yes clear pics help. " Good plan! | |||
"As i see it there are about 3 body types on here. 1.Single got time for the gym. 2.Single fuck it, pass the biscuits. 3. Married, given up trying to impress anyone. There maybe a fourth, the lesser spotted "gym couple", keeping their options open..... "I'm definitely number 2 x | |||
"As i see it there are about 3 body types on here. 1.Single got time for the gym. 2.Single fuck it, pass the biscuits. 3. Married, given up trying to impress anyone. There maybe a fourth, the lesser spotted "gym couple", keeping their options open.....
I'm definitely number 2 x"I just had 12 ginger biscuits | |||
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"Bodies Such a subjective topic, and how we view ourselves. On the Fab tick box, I've opted for athletic, based on the facts, I work out, I'm strong, I can leave most men whimpering in the gym. I'm definitely not slim, but I'm far from Curvy. I've got big thighs, a fat arse, a mummy belly, my boobs are pretty awesome though. Tbh I couldn't give a shit about labels. I've got a got a body that's created life, bourne babies, mourned the ones that didn't survive. It's been ripped apart, broken, blown up and put back together, it's got scars, some visible, some not. It's a body that's survived almost 5 decades. It's never given up on me, when it really should have. It's a body I've loved, hated, learned to love again, and one I'm bloody proud of. Love the body you have, stick 2 fingers up at convention, fucking poxy labels, stereotypes to fit into molds. At the end of the day, all that matters is being happy with yourself, screw anyone else xx " Or that! | |||
"In between average and muscular...there should be an option to choose work in progress "Haha agree with this!!! | |||
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"I would say i am curvy and mr is lean x" Ah, but you are slim-curvy. Not chunky-curvy! | |||
