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My ideal woman would be........
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"4ft tall and a flat head to put my pint on.
Live long and prosper... Dash x
Well I'm 4ft but if you put your pint on my head I might down it  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have already found my ideal woman and i let her know all the time how I love her from the top of her head to the tips of her toes "
Awwwwwwww you big bunny wabbit x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ideal man would be 4 foot with a flat head to put my tin of paint on
Are you painting?
I will be why you wanna come help me Dash. "
Absofuckinglutley |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ideal man would be 4 foot with a flat head to put my tin of paint on
Are you painting?
I will be why you wanna come help me Dash.
Absofuckinglutley "
Is that how you spell absofuckinglutely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could rest it on my arse ledge
How big is your arse ledge?
It sticks out 6 inches from my back
I think we need picture proof 
Here here sir  "
My arse is too big for the screen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aren't we supposed to say ,
And my ideal woman would be .............taller than me blonde wealthy and able to drive me around the country in search of my ideal woman ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ideal man would be 4 foot with a flat head to put my tin of paint on
Are you painting?
I will be why you wanna come help me Dash.
Absofuckinglutley
Is that how you spell absofuckinglutely? "
I think so . Will you let me cuddle your Ted  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure if i have an arse ledge....oh wait yeah ok i do
Very nice thank you
Is that a picture of you being a whole coffee table?"
i know im big but dont think im quite that big....ok maybe i am |
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"Not sure if i have an arse ledge....oh wait yeah ok i do
Very nice thank you
Is that a picture of you being a whole coffee table?i know im big but dont think im quite that big....ok maybe i am"
Well..a small coffee table then |
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