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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To have a sexy woman sliding all over me right now..
Ask me something.. would I do that to have say... the Forumite or Lurker of my choosing, willing and horny, just waiting in my bed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish I could have sexy sex with you OP"
Would you fuck me at a Forum social? Don't answer if you don't want.. I'm just being cheeky.. because I'm under the influence.
You're supposed to ask me questions like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I could have sexy sex with you OP
Would you fuck me at a Forum social? Don't answer if you don't want.. I'm just being cheeky.. because I'm under the influence.
You're supposed to ask me questions like that."
Oh
Yes, if I could ever waddle along to one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish I could have sexy sex with you OP
Would you fuck me at a Forum social? Don't answer if you don't want.. I'm just being cheeky.. because I'm under the influence.
You're supposed to ask me questions like that.
Oh
Yes, if I could ever waddle along to one "
You're so naughty.. I'm twice your age |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I could have sexy sex with you OP
Would you fuck me at a Forum social? Don't answer if you don't want.. I'm just being cheeky.. because I'm under the influence.
You're supposed to ask me questions like that.
Oh
Yes, if I could ever waddle along to one
You're so naughty.. I'm twice your age "
You’re only 15 years older! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you fuck a water melon if I told you I wanted to eat it later?
To completion?"
If you wish. But I don’t like cum so I’d be washing the watermelon if you came in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you fuck a water melon if I told you I wanted to eat it later?
To completion?
If you wish. But I don’t like cum so I’d be washing the watermelon if you came in it "
Just to rinse the cum off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you fuck a water melon if I told you I wanted to eat it later?
To completion?
If you wish. But I don’t like cum so I’d be washing the watermelon if you came in it "
I don't blame you. Do you want me to? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Missed opportunity. "
A baby? *Ghengis's face drops three shades of pale, he pukes up, then runs for his horse*
Ghengis already has two little Khans to take care of! That's enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Missed opportunity.
I think he needs dunking in a bucket of water "
Say whaaaaaat? I can still function better than men half my age, stone cold sober |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So needy GK.
Okay.
Would you leave the forum forever to have sex with *insertwhothefuckyouwanthere* just once right now? "
Am liking your way of thinking M... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok.. I'm not under the influence now. Sorry Leviosa I'm such a wrongun.
Happy to carry on the shit game.
Whatcha sorry for buddy? "
Asking you what I did at the start Rude x |
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