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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm done for weekend.. responsibility free till Monday morning.

Whoop whoop..

Sat on my butt, feet up, hand on cock, forum-ing and messaging. No plans.

What are you lot all up to this weekend? Any debauchery? Family Fun Day? Chores? Work? Adventures?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My youngest is out with my parents. So it’s housework or sit on my arse. Difficult decision.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan  over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"I'm done for weekend.. responsibility free till Monday morning.

Whoop whoop..

Sat on my butt, feet up, hand on cock, forum-ing and messaging. No plans.

What are you lot all up to this weekend? Any debauchery? Family Fun Day? Chores? Work? Adventures?"

I've had 4 weekends in a row of that. Debauchery here i come. Well fingers crossed anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!"

big box small box cardboard box! Love a good dance.. Jealous, enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My youngest is out with my parents. So it’s housework or sit on my arse. Difficult decision. "

Copy me, sit on your arse, soak in the moment of stillness

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"I'm done for weekend.. responsibility free till Monday morning.

Whoop whoop..

Sat on my butt, feet up, hand on cock, forum-ing and messaging. No plans.

What are you lot all up to this weekend? Any debauchery? Family Fun Day? Chores? Work? Adventures?"

Football and northern soul allnighter

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By *irthandgirthMan  over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Unexpected free evening tonight. After an unexpectedly early night last night (crashed and burned at 7pm) up and feeling refreshed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm done for weekend.. responsibility free till Monday morning.

Whoop whoop..

Sat on my butt, feet up, hand on cock, forum-ing and messaging. No plans.

What are you lot all up to this weekend? Any debauchery? Family Fun Day? Chores? Work? Adventures?I've had 4 weekends in a row of that. Debauchery here i come. Well fingers crossed anyway. "

I've had alternate weekends of what I'm doing and "Getting my Dad on". A little debauchery wouldn't go amiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm done for weekend.. responsibility free till Monday morning.

Whoop whoop..

Sat on my butt, feet up, hand on cock, forum-ing and messaging. No plans.

What are you lot all up to this weekend? Any debauchery? Family Fun Day? Chores? Work? Adventures?

Football and northern soul allnighter"

Soul.. Cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Unexpected free evening tonight. After an unexpectedly early night last night (crashed and burned at 7pm) up and feeling refreshed "

Go get em Tiger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My youngest is out with my parents. So it’s housework or sit on my arse. Difficult decision.

Copy me, sit on your arse, soak in the moment of stillness "

Yeah perhaps just another cuppa whilst I think of what I need to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been doing chores... slowly. I've been getting distracted by other chores and not really finishing any of them. My left hand smells like a cross between furniture polish and fabric softener.

Soon time to start getting ready for work

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My youngest is out with my parents. So it’s housework or sit on my arse. Difficult decision.

Copy me, sit on your arse, soak in the moment of stillness

Yeah perhaps just another cuppa whilst I think of what I need to do "

That's the spirit you sexy procrastinator you

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

Just had some lunch, gotta pop out in a bit to get some bits and bobs and then going to the pub this evening with my best mate for a few jars and a catch up.

Tomorrow will mostly be a sofa day I suspect

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been doing chores... slowly. I've been getting distracted by other chores and not really finishing any of them. My left hand smells like a cross between furniture polish and fabric softener.

Soon time to start getting ready for work

P"

Oh the Horror!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just had some lunch, gotta pop out in a bit to get some bits and bobs and then going to the pub this evening with my best mate for a few jars and a catch up.

Tomorrow will mostly be a sofa day I suspect "

My Sunday is looking same as yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Going to a singles meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m on my way to McDonald’s - it’s snowing and so pretty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's pissing it down here. Proper lashing against the window. Going to be a good day.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Going to a singles meet"

Go you! Good luck

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!

big box small box cardboard box! Love a good dance.. Jealous, enjoy! "

It's big fish, little fish cardboard box.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well as I’m full of cold I’m sitting on the sofa feeling crap. Hopefully it will soon be gone ready for next weekend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m on my way to McDonald’s - it’s snowing and so pretty "

Snowing? Pick me up a 1/4lb at please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m on my way to McDonald’s - it’s snowing and so pretty

Snowing? Pick me up a 1/4lb at please "

Yes sir

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Light housework, general life admin, and relaxing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's pissing it down here. Proper lashing against the window. Going to be a good day. "

I've only got wind in Worcester.. droplets

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Well as I’m full of cold I’m sitting on the sofa feeling crap. Hopefully it will soon be gone ready for next weekend x "

Feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My youngest is out with my parents. So it’s housework or sit on my arse. Difficult decision.

Copy me, sit on your arse, soak in the moment of stillness

Yeah perhaps just another cuppa whilst I think of what I need to do

That's the spirit you sexy procrastinator you "

That’s my main talent

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy."

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!

big box small box cardboard box! Love a good dance.. Jealous, enjoy!

It's big fish, little fish cardboard box."

Not the way I do it

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed! "

I’m a snob about lazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match. "

Good luck this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well as I’m full of cold I’m sitting on the sofa feeling crap. Hopefully it will soon be gone ready for next weekend x "

Oh no! Woman down!

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!

big box small box cardboard box! Love a good dance.. Jealous, enjoy!

It's big fish, little fish cardboard box.

Not the way I do it "

You prefer the moving house...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Light housework, general life admin, and relaxing. "

How will you relax Lib? What s your mojo mender?

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Just done washing so me time now. Bit of tech work nothing too much. Footie lunch tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My youngest is out with my parents. So it’s housework or sit on my arse. Difficult decision.

Copy me, sit on your arse, soak in the moment of stillness

Yeah perhaps just another cuppa whilst I think of what I need to do

That's the spirit you sexy procrastinator you

That’s my main talent "

Let me be your Padwan oh great one

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just gonna do maself a bacon, egg and mushroom butty before I settle down with some tunes for the afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing. "

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

Six nations all day.

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'm going through another meh phase, so cant be asked to do anything this weekend, currently sat watching Rick steins long weekend on bbc 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!

big box small box cardboard box! Love a good dance.. Jealous, enjoy!

It's big fish, little fish cardboard box.

Not the way I do it

You prefer the moving house..."

I love the dance floor

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness "

I might summon men to my bed too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!

big box small box cardboard box! Love a good dance.. Jealous, enjoy!

It's big fish, little fish cardboard box.

Not the way I do it

You prefer the moving house...

I love the dance floor "

move the dance floor even

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just done washing so me time now. Bit of tech work nothing too much. Footie lunch tomorrow."

What s you me time now going to consist of?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!

big box small box cardboard box! Love a good dance.. Jealous, enjoy!

It's big fish, little fish cardboard box.

Not the way I do it

You prefer the moving house...

I love the dance floor

move the dance floor even"

That’s house warming to hear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Six nations all day. "

I can see why.. but I've lost the love of rugby these days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm pondering the question, do I saw the legs off the dining table I don't use and turn it into a coffee table?

It's in the kitchen taking up space, gathering shit that needn't be on it, a dumping ground if you will. But it would come in handy if I have a party for putting a buffet and drinks on. It's also a decent height to get fucked on.

Decisions....

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cards Against Humanity and shots roulette this evening! Going to be messy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm going through another meh phase, so cant be asked to do anything this weekend, currently sat watching Rick steins long weekend on bbc 2. "

Sometimes the mind needs a little meh.. time.. embrace it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!

big box small box cardboard box! Love a good dance.. Jealous, enjoy! "

Love that. I always used to say we weren't dancing but making boxes on our Saturday nights

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too."

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan  over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy."

hmmm... I wouldn't mind not going out and just eating that whilst in my pants in bed. Sounds amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening "

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I'm pondering the question, do I saw the legs off the dining table I don't use and turn it into a coffee table?

It's in the kitchen taking up space, gathering shit that needn't be on it, a dumping ground if you will. But it would come in handy if I have a party for putting a buffet and drinks on. It's also a decent height to get fucked on.

Decisions....

P"

Everyone needs a fucking table.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.hmmm... I wouldn't mind not going out and just eating that whilst in my pants in bed. Sounds amazing. "

No pants allowed in my bed.

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Spa day and night with my friends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trying to figure out my new mobile communications device!

It's a minefield

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pondering the question, do I saw the legs off the dining table I don't use and turn it into a coffee table?

It's in the kitchen taking up space, gathering shit that needn't be on it, a dumping ground if you will. But it would come in handy if I have a party for putting a buffet and drinks on. It's also a decent height to get fucked on.

Decisions....

P"

In this situation, I personally would give up and sit on my bum. No best decision available, so take no decision and laze Wait until better decision presents itself.

Good luck P

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan  over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match. "
now i know how your intestines feel and why the power plates wasnt a great idea for ya! But actually, im gonna make that for myself now, except toast for chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cards Against Humanity and shots roulette this evening! Going to be messy!!"

Sounds it Sounds fun too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!

big box small box cardboard box! Love a good dance.. Jealous, enjoy!

Love that. I always used to say we weren't dancing but making boxes on our Saturday nights "

Wanna dance with me sometime?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too.

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way "

You offering to get all up in my burger?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Late fry up brunch beers in the fridge ready for day of rugby and hopefully some naughtyness xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny. "

What kind of tank? Marine? Tropical? Temperate? What fish do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dinner with friends in Liverpool and then 10CC gig

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny. "

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Dinner with friends in Liverpool and then 10CC gig"

You in love?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Spa day and night with my friends "

We have a new level of decadent laziness! Well jealous, I could do with a good pampering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Trying to figure out my new mobile communications device!

It's a minefield"

Eurrgghh.. just as you become a go with the old one right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dinner with friends in Liverpool and then 10CC gig

You in love?"

Yep the things we do for love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had planned a few things

Got up, saw the weather, thought fuck that

Semi-reclined on the sofa, nice & warm, candles on, snoozy doggo cuddled into me

Looking outside through the weather beaten windows and thinking this could be me for the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too.

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way

You offering to get all up in my burger? "

Its a bit of a trek for a burger

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Late fry up brunch beers in the fridge ready for day of rugby and hopefully some naughtyness xx"

Mmmmhhh I'd enjoy that kind of rugby day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cards Against Humanity and shots roulette this evening! Going to be messy!!

Sounds it Sounds fun too "

That’s why we’re hoping for

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dinner with friends in Liverpool and then 10CC gig"

Party day.. Sweet.. You Rockstar

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Had planned a few things

Got up, saw the weather, thought fuck that

Semi-reclined on the sofa, nice & warm, candles on, snoozy doggo cuddled into me

Looking outside through the weather beaten windows and thinking this could be me for the day "

Mate.. Same same.. wish I had a dog though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny.

What kind of tank? Marine? Tropical? Temperate? What fish do you have?"

Just an annoying pair of goldfish that someone thought would be an appropriate present to give my daughter for Xmas without even asking if I wanted to have any living creatures that require maintenance.

They’re a good bargaining tool though, I tell my daughter if she doesn’t keep her room tidy I’ll flush them down the toilet.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Dinner with friends in Liverpool and then 10CC gig

You in love?

Yep the things we do for love "

You missed your 10cc cue there!!

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too.

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way

You offering to get all up in my burger?

Its a bit of a trek for a burger "

It’s a pretty average burger, unlike my burger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dinner with friends in Liverpool and then 10CC gig

You in love?

Yep the things we do for love

You missed your 10cc cue there!!"

No I didn’t I just chose another Silly Love song

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Dinner with friends in Liverpool and then 10CC gig

You in love?

Yep the things we do for love

You missed your 10cc cue there!!

No I didn’t I just chose another Silly Love song"

Ha! Just checking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny.

What kind of tank? Marine? Tropical? Temperate? What fish do you have?

Just an annoying pair of goldfish that someone thought would be an appropriate present to give my daughter for Xmas without even asking if I wanted to have any living creatures that require maintenance.

They’re a good bargaining tool though, I tell my daughter if she doesn’t keep her room tidy I’ll flush them down the toilet. "

Not such an annoying present then? A useful one that teaches your daughter responsibility?

I love fish. They are one of the few exotic creatures I feel reasonably comfy with keeping at home.

I'm getting a very large tank soon off some fab friends of mine. I'm still debating what to put in it. May make that a new thread..

Fill my tank - fnaaaar fnaaaar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dinner with friends in Liverpool and then 10CC gig

You in love?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too.

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way

You offering to get all up in my burger?

Its a bit of a trek for a burger

It’s a pretty average burger, unlike my burger."

It's a hidden burger at the moment, so I couldn't possibly say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to figure out my new mobile communications device!

It's a minefield

Eurrgghh.. just as you become a go with the old one right?"

Yes! Doesn't help that this thing is smarter than me either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Trying to figure out my new mobile communications device!

It's a minefield

Eurrgghh.. just as you become a go with the old one right?

Yes! Doesn't help that this thing is smarter than me either! "

It's not. It has no soul.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny.

What kind of tank? Marine? Tropical? Temperate? What fish do you have?

Just an annoying pair of goldfish that someone thought would be an appropriate present to give my daughter for Xmas without even asking if I wanted to have any living creatures that require maintenance.

They’re a good bargaining tool though, I tell my daughter if she doesn’t keep her room tidy I’ll flush them down the toilet.

Not such an annoying present then? A useful one that teaches your daughter responsibility?

I love fish. They are one of the few exotic creatures I feel reasonably comfy with keeping at home.

I'm getting a very large tank soon off some fab friends of mine. I'm still debating what to put in it. May make that a new thread..

Fill my tank - fnaaaar fnaaaar "

Yeah I suppose. Just I have to clean it cos she insists on having the tank in her room but she’s only 9 so can’t carry it up and down stairs for cleaning.

If you’ve got the money I’d go salt water 100% can have your own little nemo’s! Don’t get a lion fish though for god sake. My uncle has a 5ft tank for his salt water fishies and this lion fish, although tiny, can swallow something like a neon tetra whole and you can see it glowing in the fishes belly.

Salt water fish are incredible.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I have washed my uniforms so that was a positive for the rest of the day it is rugby, rugby, rugby with my eldest delivering snacks n sustenance for me

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By *ibblingnewtWoman  over a year ago

by the sea

I’ve had a week off and left all the chores till now so it’s hunter gatherer taxi driver domestic goddess and then just a bit of me time

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too.

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way

You offering to get all up in my burger?

Its a bit of a trek for a burger

It’s a pretty average burger, unlike my burger.

It's a hidden burger at the moment, so I couldn't possibly say "

You want me to PM you my burger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny.

What kind of tank? Marine? Tropical? Temperate? What fish do you have?

Just an annoying pair of goldfish that someone thought would be an appropriate present to give my daughter for Xmas without even asking if I wanted to have any living creatures that require maintenance.

They’re a good bargaining tool though, I tell my daughter if she doesn’t keep her room tidy I’ll flush them down the toilet.

Not such an annoying present then? A useful one that teaches your daughter responsibility?

I love fish. They are one of the few exotic creatures I feel reasonably comfy with keeping at home.

I'm getting a very large tank soon off some fab friends of mine. I'm still debating what to put in it. May make that a new thread..

Fill my tank - fnaaaar fnaaaar

Yeah I suppose. Just I have to clean it cos she insists on having the tank in her room but she’s only 9 so can’t carry it up and down stairs for cleaning.

If you’ve got the money I’d go salt water 100% can have your own little nemo’s! Don’t get a lion fish though for god sake. My uncle has a 5ft tank for his salt water fishies and this lion fish, although tiny, can swallow something like a neon tetra whole and you can see it glowing in the fishes belly.

Salt water fish are incredible. "

They are beautiful, but a Marine tank is a massive commitment and a slight change in water chemistry will destroy everything in an instant. Plus I don't have the money. I'm leaning towards S.American Cichlids. Though toyes with the idea of an octopus! Couldnt do it though, far too inteligent to put in am a cell for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have washed my uniforms so that was a positive for the rest of the day it is rugby, rugby, rugby with my eldest delivering snacks n sustenance for me "

You have a slave? I'm impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve had a week off and left all the chores till now so it’s hunter gatherer taxi driver domestic goddess and then just a bit of me time "

I like you, you lioness!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I woke up to an empty house! Hubby taken dogs for a hike!

So just eating toast and on the forums xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too.

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way

You offering to get all up in my burger?

Its a bit of a trek for a burger

It’s a pretty average burger, unlike my burger.

It's a hidden burger at the moment, so I couldn't possibly say

You want me to PM you my burger?"

I'm not gonna say no now am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I woke up to an empty house! Hubby taken dogs for a hike!

So just eating toast and on the forums xx"

Any plans for later?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny.

What kind of tank? Marine? Tropical? Temperate? What fish do you have?

Just an annoying pair of goldfish that someone thought would be an appropriate present to give my daughter for Xmas without even asking if I wanted to have any living creatures that require maintenance.

They’re a good bargaining tool though, I tell my daughter if she doesn’t keep her room tidy I’ll flush them down the toilet.

Not such an annoying present then? A useful one that teaches your daughter responsibility?

I love fish. They are one of the few exotic creatures I feel reasonably comfy with keeping at home.

I'm getting a very large tank soon off some fab friends of mine. I'm still debating what to put in it. May make that a new thread..

Fill my tank - fnaaaar fnaaaar

Yeah I suppose. Just I have to clean it cos she insists on having the tank in her room but she’s only 9 so can’t carry it up and down stairs for cleaning.

If you’ve got the money I’d go salt water 100% can have your own little nemo’s! Don’t get a lion fish though for god sake. My uncle has a 5ft tank for his salt water fishies and this lion fish, although tiny, can swallow something like a neon tetra whole and you can see it glowing in the fishes belly.

Salt water fish are incredible.

They are beautiful, but a Marine tank is a massive commitment and a slight change in water chemistry will destroy everything in an instant. Plus I don't have the money. I'm leaning towards S.American Cichlids. Though toyes with the idea of an octopus! Couldnt do it though, far too inteligent to put in am a cell for me "

Yeah it is. My auntie gets so pissed off about the tank but then loves looking at it and my cousin has brain damage as well so she likes looking at it.

Tropical are cool though, some stunning looking Siamese fighter fish.

Fuck my life why do I know so much about bastard fish. Gonna go smoke a fag now and try and be cool for a moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too.

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way

You offering to get all up in my burger?

Its a bit of a trek for a burger

It’s a pretty average burger, unlike my burger.

It's a hidden burger at the moment, so I couldn't possibly say

You want me to PM you my burger?"

"Mhhhhhh now that's a tasty burger"

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too.

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way

You offering to get all up in my burger?

Its a bit of a trek for a burger

It’s a pretty average burger, unlike my burger.

It's a hidden burger at the moment, so I couldn't possibly say

You want me to PM you my burger?

I'm not gonna say no now am I? "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I woke up to an empty house! Hubby taken dogs for a hike!

So just eating toast and on the forums xx

Any plans for later? "

Probably an afternoon kip!

Steak for tea!

Sadly no sexy plans

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m mooching in bed after alcohol last night. I’ve even got a deliveroo burger coming

Buttermilk marinated chicken thigh with sriracha goop, crispy chicken skin, crispy shallots, fresh cucumber and pickled red cabbage and chips, cheese and gravy.

Happy.

Fuck me! You laze better than me.. I'm highly impressed!

I’m a snob about lazing.

Snob the fuck out of it! That's an awesome level of decadent laziness

I might summon men to my bed too.

If you were really good, a sexy man could have brought the burger. You'd have to buy the food your lazy self.. but I'd fetch it for you quite happily, if I were on my way

You offering to get all up in my burger?

Its a bit of a trek for a burger

It’s a pretty average burger, unlike my burger.

It's a hidden burger at the moment, so I couldn't possibly say

You want me to PM you my burger?

"Mhhhhhh now that's a tasty burger" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny.

What kind of tank? Marine? Tropical? Temperate? What fish do you have?

Just an annoying pair of goldfish that someone thought would be an appropriate present to give my daughter for Xmas without even asking if I wanted to have any living creatures that require maintenance.

They’re a good bargaining tool though, I tell my daughter if she doesn’t keep her room tidy I’ll flush them down the toilet.

Not such an annoying present then? A useful one that teaches your daughter responsibility?

I love fish. They are one of the few exotic creatures I feel reasonably comfy with keeping at home.

I'm getting a very large tank soon off some fab friends of mine. I'm still debating what to put in it. May make that a new thread..

Fill my tank - fnaaaar fnaaaar

Yeah I suppose. Just I have to clean it cos she insists on having the tank in her room but she’s only 9 so can’t carry it up and down stairs for cleaning.

If you’ve got the money I’d go salt water 100% can have your own little nemo’s! Don’t get a lion fish though for god sake. My uncle has a 5ft tank for his salt water fishies and this lion fish, although tiny, can swallow something like a neon tetra whole and you can see it glowing in the fishes belly.

Salt water fish are incredible.

They are beautiful, but a Marine tank is a massive commitment and a slight change in water chemistry will destroy everything in an instant. Plus I don't have the money. I'm leaning towards S.American Cichlids. Though toyes with the idea of an octopus! Couldnt do it though, far too inteligent to put in am a cell for me

Yeah it is. My auntie gets so pissed off about the tank but then loves looking at it and my cousin has brain damage as well so she likes looking at it.

Tropical are cool though, some stunning looking Siamese fighter fish.

Fuck my life why do I know so much about bastard fish. Gonna go smoke a fag now and try and be cool for a moment. "

Shaddupayaface! Fish are cool as fuck!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"I have washed my uniforms so that was a positive for the rest of the day it is rugby, rugby, rugby with my eldest delivering snacks n sustenance for me

You have a slave? I'm impressed."

If only It was offset by “mum can you put some petrol in the car for me”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tidying up before going over to Asda to get stuff to watch the game, then it’s pj’s on, surround sound on, real chips, bacon, beans, mushrooms and fried eggs to watch the match.

Good luck this evening

Thanks, gonna need it, going to be a hard game.

Need to clean my fish tank as well come to think of it. That’s not code for fanny.

What kind of tank? Marine? Tropical? Temperate? What fish do you have?

Just an annoying pair of goldfish that someone thought would be an appropriate present to give my daughter for Xmas without even asking if I wanted to have any living creatures that require maintenance.

They’re a good bargaining tool though, I tell my daughter if she doesn’t keep her room tidy I’ll flush them down the toilet.

Not such an annoying present then? A useful one that teaches your daughter responsibility?

I love fish. They are one of the few exotic creatures I feel reasonably comfy with keeping at home.

I'm getting a very large tank soon off some fab friends of mine. I'm still debating what to put in it. May make that a new thread..

Fill my tank - fnaaaar fnaaaar

Yeah I suppose. Just I have to clean it cos she insists on having the tank in her room but she’s only 9 so can’t carry it up and down stairs for cleaning.

If you’ve got the money I’d go salt water 100% can have your own little nemo’s! Don’t get a lion fish though for god sake. My uncle has a 5ft tank for his salt water fishies and this lion fish, although tiny, can swallow something like a neon tetra whole and you can see it glowing in the fishes belly.

Salt water fish are incredible.

They are beautiful, but a Marine tank is a massive commitment and a slight change in water chemistry will destroy everything in an instant. Plus I don't have the money. I'm leaning towards S.American Cichlids. Though toyes with the idea of an octopus! Couldnt do it though, far too inteligent to put in am a cell for me

Yeah it is. My auntie gets so pissed off about the tank but then loves looking at it and my cousin has brain damage as well so she likes looking at it.

Tropical are cool though, some stunning looking Siamese fighter fish.

Fuck my life why do I know so much about bastard fish. Gonna go smoke a fag now and try and be cool for a moment. "

I love looking at fish! So soothing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I woke up to an empty house! Hubby taken dogs for a hike!

So just eating toast and on the forums xx

Any plans for later?

Probably an afternoon kip!

Steak for tea!

Sadly no sexy plans "

Steak Siesta No sexy time

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By *irthandgirthMan  over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Currently in a phone queue.

Ex tenant finally gave me meter readings and name of gas/elec companies he used.

3 months ago..

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman  over a year ago

sw London

Had a fun meet with two couples last night and off to a club tonight x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Had a fun meet with two couples last night and off to a club tonight x"

You animal love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Currently in a phone queue.

Ex tenant finally gave me meter readings and name of gas/elec companies he used.

3 months ago.."

phone queue? on a Saturday

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London

I also have nothing to do until Monday morning...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I also have nothing to do until Monday morning... "

Is there no football? Are you not a rugby fan?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the words of that dreadful rhinanna song that you can’t understand any of the words to apart from ‘work, work, work’. Yup, working.

I’m wondering when someone on Fab comes in...

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im out raving tonight cant wait.

Enjoy your weekend OP

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"I also have nothing to do until Monday morning...

Is there no football? Are you not a rugby fan?"

I'll be watching both football and rugby this weekend and the fab bar tonight!...

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I finished work at 2 after struggling in with lady flu O:- I'm having a lazy few hours before my boys get home! Must get the takeaway menus out!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In the words of that dreadful rhinanna song that you can’t understand any of the words to apart from ‘work, work, work’. Yup, working.

I’m wondering when someone on Fab comes in...

Danish x"

ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im out raving tonight cant wait.

Enjoy your weekend OP"

Get your Travolta on my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I also have nothing to do until Monday morning...

Is there no football? Are you not a rugby fan?

I'll be watching both football and rugby this weekend and the fab bar tonight!..."

Got anymore of my Special Mongol brew?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

I’m hungry again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I finished work at 2 after struggling in with lady flu O:- I'm having a lazy few hours before my boys get home! Must get the takeaway menus out!! "

Hard earned ones I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m hungry again."

What would you like me to collect?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Due to the lack of anything more exciting to do it's football, rugby, football, golf or a film. On TV not playing obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Due to the lack of anything more exciting to do it's football, rugby, football, golf or a film. On TV not playing obviously. "

I have rugby on as background noise zzzz

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m hungry again.

What would you like me to collect?"

Bondage rope. Pork pie. Moroccan rose bath oil.

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Got my ruby slippers on, ready to be blown away to Oz. Bloody windy round here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m hungry again.

What would you like me to collect?

Bondage rope. Pork pie. Moroccan rose bath oil. "

Hope the oil is for the bath you're running me for delivering your meal?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m hungry again.

What would you like me to collect?

Bondage rope. Pork pie. Moroccan rose bath oil.

Hope the oil is for the bath you're running me for delivering your meal?"

Two of the items are for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Got my ruby slippers on, ready to be blown away to Oz. Bloody windy round here "

Are you out and about in it? What doin'?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m hungry again.

What would you like me to collect?

Bondage rope. Pork pie. Moroccan rose bath oil.

Hope the oil is for the bath you're running me for delivering your meal?

Two of the items are for you. "

Hands off my pork pie.

Although you can handle my pork pie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m hungry again.

What would you like me to collect?

Bondage rope. Pork pie. Moroccan rose bath oil.

Hope the oil is for the bath you're running me for delivering your meal?

Two of the items are for you.

Hands off my pork pie.

Although you can handle my pork pie."

What about the bath?

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I finished work at 2 after struggling in with lady flu O:- I'm having a lazy few hours before my boys get home! Must get the takeaway menus out!!

Hard earned ones I'm sure"

Definitely

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m hungry again.

What would you like me to collect?

Bondage rope. Pork pie. Moroccan rose bath oil.

Hope the oil is for the bath you're running me for delivering your meal?

Two of the items are for you.

Hands off my pork pie.

Although you can handle my pork pie.

What about the bath?"

The bath is for you.

One pork pie isn’t really a pork pie.

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By *uliette500Woman  over a year ago

Hull

Been unwell all week and had to cancel a meet with a great guy tonight. So pretty p****d off at the moment.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple  over a year ago

nr chester

Well I’ve done my duty for today home now, chilling for a while, need to charge my grown up girly toys as I have a night of filth ahead all planned

We’re off to the Townhouse joint birthday, paddy’s night party, can’t bloody wait and no work till Tuesday Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m hungry again.

What would you like me to collect?

Bondage rope. Pork pie. Moroccan rose bath oil.

Hope the oil is for the bath you're running me for delivering your meal?

Two of the items are for you.

Hands off my pork pie.

Although you can handle my pork pie.

What about the bath?

The bath is for you.

One pork pie isn’t really a pork pie."

I'll take the bath gladly

*Ghengis starts undressing by the tub*

Would you mind giving me my pie in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been unwell all week and had to cancel a meet with a great guy tonight. So pretty p****d off at the moment. "

No way! That fucking sucks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well I’ve done my duty for today home now, chilling for a while, need to charge my grown up girly toys as I have a night of filth ahead all planned

We’re off to the Townhouse joint birthday, paddy’s night party, can’t bloody wait and no work till Tuesday Mrs blue eyes "

Till Tuesday!? So jealous

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple  over a year ago

nr chester


"Well I’ve done my duty for today home now, chilling for a while, need to charge my grown up girly toys as I have a night of filth ahead all planned

We’re off to the Townhouse joint birthday, paddy’s night party, can’t bloody wait and no work till Tuesday Mrs blue eyes

Till Tuesday!? So jealous "

. Awww I know, I’m a tad lucky, but in my defence, I’ve had a nightmare of a week so it’s much needed Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well I’ve done my duty for today home now, chilling for a while, need to charge my grown up girly toys as I have a night of filth ahead all planned

We’re off to the Townhouse joint birthday, paddy’s night party, can’t bloody wait and no work till Tuesday Mrs blue eyes

Till Tuesday!? So jealous . Awww I know, I’m a tad lucky, but in my defence, I’ve had a nightmare of a week so it’s much needed Mrs blue eyes "

I need it too

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By *uliette500Woman  over a year ago

Hull


"Been unwell all week and had to cancel a meet with a great guy tonight. So pretty p****d off at the moment.

No way! That fucking sucks!"

Tell me about it!

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

Home is at work for me at the moment.

Im looking at a loverly sea view through the french doors, whilst scanning the net.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Home is at work for me at the moment.

Im looking at a loverly sea view through the french doors, whilst scanning the net."

even though you're working, it sounds fun.

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford


"Home is at work for me at the moment.

Im looking at a loverly sea view through the french doors, whilst scanning the net.

even though you're working, it sounds fun."

Its weekend off this week, so whilst ive worked all week can relax at weekend.

Then do as I please.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple  over a year ago

nr chester


"Well I’ve done my duty for today home now, chilling for a while, need to charge my grown up girly toys as I have a night of filth ahead all planned

We’re off to the Townhouse joint birthday, paddy’s night party, can’t bloody wait and no work till Tuesday Mrs blue eyes

Till Tuesday!? So jealous . Awww I know, I’m a tad lucky, but in my defence, I’ve had a nightmare of a week so it’s much needed Mrs blue eyes

I need it too "

. Awww, you need to book some holibobs Mrs blue eyes

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm going out for a meal...its all rock and roll here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm going out for a meal...its all rock and roll here "

What kind of food?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woke up feeling jaded from shenanigans the night before .

Have spent the day running around like a headless chicken trying to get all the domestic chores done before working for my friend tonight.

A woman’s work is never done!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I'm going out for a meal...its all rock and roll here

What kind of food?"

I dont know yet

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Going clubbing tonight. House music all night long!"

Which clubs that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Woke up feeling jaded from shenanigans the night before .

Have spent the day running around like a headless chicken trying to get all the domestic chores done before working for my friend tonight.

A woman’s work is never done!!"

A woman already had a good weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm going out for a meal...its all rock and roll here

What kind of food?

I dont know yet "

Keep us in the loop Critique it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dinner with friends in Liverpool and then 10CC gig

You in love?

Yep the things we do for love

You missed your 10cc cue there!!

No I didn’t I just chose another Silly Love song

Ha! Just checking. "

How did I not realise it was you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quiet night in for me as per

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10CC were absolutely fantastic tonight. Note perfect. Played almost all the best stuff from their back catalogue as well as some new stuff and a few old surprises. An excellent concert- if you liked them they are well worth seeing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quiet night in for me as per "

Same.. bed time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"10CC were absolutely fantastic tonight. Note perfect. Played almost all the best stuff from their back catalogue as well as some new stuff and a few old surprises. An excellent concert- if you liked them they are well worth seeing "

Chuffed for you dude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"10CC were absolutely fantastic tonight. Note perfect. Played almost all the best stuff from their back catalogue as well as some new stuff and a few old surprises. An excellent concert- if you liked them they are well worth seeing

Chuffed for you dude"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"10CC were absolutely fantastic tonight. Note perfect. Played almost all the best stuff from their back catalogue as well as some new stuff and a few old surprises. An excellent concert- if you liked them they are well worth seeing "

Yo Doc glad you had a good time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"10CC were absolutely fantastic tonight. Note perfect. Played almost all the best stuff from their back catalogue as well as some new stuff and a few old surprises. An excellent concert- if you liked them they are well worth seeing

Yo Doc glad you had a good time "

Yo Bella - thanks- hope you’ve had a good day too x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A long weekend filled with gaming on the xbox and getting high

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"10CC were absolutely fantastic tonight. Note perfect. Played almost all the best stuff from their back catalogue as well as some new stuff and a few old surprises. An excellent concert- if you liked them they are well worth seeing

Yo Doc glad you had a good time Yo Bella - thanks- hope you’ve had a good day too x"

In case you haven't heard, Wales won the Grand Slam today has been most excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A long weekend filled with gaming on the xbox and getting high "

Stretch!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A long weekend filled with gaming on the xbox and getting high

Stretch!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yallo buxom hows you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"10CC were absolutely fantastic tonight. Note perfect. Played almost all the best stuff from their back catalogue as well as some new stuff and a few old surprises. An excellent concert- if you liked them they are well worth seeing

Yo Doc glad you had a good time Yo Bella - thanks- hope you’ve had a good day too x

In case you haven't heard, Wales won the Grand Slam today has been most excellent!"

oh yes Congrats, they have been awesome during this 6 Nations.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A long weekend filled with gaming on the xbox and getting high

Stretch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yallo buxom hows you "

Fair to middling my friend... how's you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"10CC were absolutely fantastic tonight. Note perfect. Played almost all the best stuff from their back catalogue as well as some new stuff and a few old surprises. An excellent concert- if you liked them they are well worth seeing

Yo Doc glad you had a good time Yo Bella - thanks- hope you’ve had a good day too x

In case you haven't heard, Wales won the Grand Slam today has been most excellent! oh yes Congrats, they have been awesome during this 6 Nations."

Cymru am Byth! My heart was full of joy... and then I was full of vodka

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Woke up feeling jaded from shenanigans the night before .

Have spent the day running around like a headless chicken trying to get all the domestic chores done before working for my friend tonight.

A woman’s work is never done!!

A woman already had a good weekend "

I luvre my weekends...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A long weekend filled with gaming on the xbox and getting high

Stretch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yallo buxom hows you

Fair to middling my friend... how's you?"

depressed down sad how ever you wanna call it thats me atm had my uncles funeral Thursday just passed and im not really coping well with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A long weekend filled with gaming on the xbox and getting high

Stretch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yallo buxom hows you

Fair to middling my friend... how's you? depressed down sad how ever you wanna call it thats me atm had my uncles funeral Thursday just passed and im not really coping well with it "

Aww dude, shitty time huh? Sending you a virtual hug (((())))

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A long weekend filled with gaming on the xbox and getting high

Stretch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yallo buxom hows you

Fair to middling my friend... how's you? depressed down sad how ever you wanna call it thats me atm had my uncles funeral Thursday just passed and im not really coping well with it

Aww dude, shitty time huh? Sending you a virtual hug (((())))"

tis indeed a shit time atm but as they say ya gotta keep going

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A long weekend filled with gaming on the xbox and getting high

Stretch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yallo buxom hows you

Fair to middling my friend... how's you? depressed down sad how ever you wanna call it thats me atm had my uncles funeral Thursday just passed and im not really coping well with it

Aww dude, shitty time huh? Sending you a virtual hug (((()))) tis indeed a shit time atm but as they say ya gotta keep going "

You do, but you also need to allow yourself time to grieve. Hope brighter days are here for you soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stuff.

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