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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has been put on a chuffing sex ban till Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyy ffs, all because ive been a greedy girl lately 
What would you do to try and get out of a sex ban by your other half  "
i gave him a nice yoghurt with loads of viagra jelly in it  |
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lol, he wouldnt put me on a ban, hes like a rat up a drain pipe. I have been known to threaten him on numerous occassions though lol.
You could wear your most sexiest outfit to do some chores while hes around and keep wiggling your bits at him lol |
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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago
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Not sure it was a sex ban as such, but the other night we got into bed, and she told me that she an't in the mood.... I just said 'Ok then'in a semi-cheerful tone... she couldn't believe that I'd agreed without any argument, and promptly ORDERED me to fuck her.... it was one of the best times we've had! If only I'd realised that's all I have to do when she's not in the mood! |
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"Awwwwww im still singing that song to you... In the words of the welsh sex god Tom Jones... sex ban,sex ban,your on a sex ban  "
or get ya best dildo out Nat and in the words of Johnny Cash "give him a burning ring of fire " |
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"Not sure it was a sex ban as such, but the other night we got into bed, and she told me that she an't in the mood.... I just said 'Ok then'in a semi-cheerful tone... she couldn't believe that I'd agreed without any argument, and promptly ORDERED me to fuck her.... it was one of the best times we've had! If only I'd realised that's all I have to do when she's not in the mood!"
i has same the other day it was me b/day all i got was a wank was telling me bruv he said least ya got a wank i said yes but she used my fookin hads ffs  |
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"Has been put on a chuffing sex ban till Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyy ffs, all because ive been a greedy girl lately
What would you do to try and get out of a sex ban by your other half
jump on his cock  "
without stiletos on i hope! |
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