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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
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"Someone is gonna say a healthy dose of man juice. May as well be me.
Yes but does it work?"
only if administered by a sacred person who has blessed the juice. Funnily enough i am qualified. You're in luck it seems. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone is gonna say a healthy dose of man juice. May as well be me.
Yes but does it work?only if administered by a sacred person who has blessed the juice. Funnily enough i am qualified. You're in luck it seems. "
What a stroke of luck! |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Someone is gonna say a healthy dose of man juice. May as well be me.
Yes but does it work?only if administered by a sacred person who has blessed the juice. Funnily enough i am qualified. You're in luck it seems.
What a stroke of luck! "
flu is rampant currently. There is high demand. I'd advise you to act quick to secure your very own dosage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Echinacea is excellent, you can buy capsules or throat spray at H&B. If you have a blender blend a pineapple (10times more vit C than oranges) with an inch of ginger (antiviral and bacterial properties) & a little water. It tastes yummy too.
Healing vibes to you hope you're better soon |
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"I have lady flu!
which as you know is the most serious of all the types the flu!
Can somebody please come up with a cure by 9am.
thank you in advance"
Used tae get the flu jag but started takin vitamin C & zinc tablet, 1 a day and av no had the flu in like 4 year now and no been back for flu jag  |
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Have had flu for a week and it knocked me off my feet. Temperature over 102.
Been taking cold and flu capsules from Tesco and then after suffering for 4 days with no sign.. Went to chemist (as per TV advert) and finally docs. Advice. Lots of rest, drink as much as possible and admit defeat. It needs 7days for body to fight it... After that you'll start slowly feeling better.
Day 8 here now and temp gone but rest of symptoms are still with me.
Good luck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive only had flu once in my life and that was when i was a child.
Ive had a couple of colds recently after not having any for a good couple of years 
Im going to have the flu jab because apparently it helps to lessen the affects of the common cold. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry to hear you’re unwell. We need to get you right for next week  "
doing my best best!
If you tell my flu to disappear it will go because everyone listen to you.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whiskey, chilli powder/flakes and pepper
Why what will that do? (Other than make me sneeze)
Let us know if it works "
I haven't hot any whisky!
would grapefruit an elderflower gin work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have lady flu!
which as you know is the most serious of all the types the flu!
Can somebody please come up with a cure by 9am.
thank you in advance"
salad cream  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have lady flu!
which as you know is the most serious of all the types the flu!
Can somebody please come up with a cure by 9am.
thank you in advance
salad cream "
Oh sod off!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whiskey, chilli powder/flakes and pepper
Why what will that do? (Other than make me sneeze)
Let us know if it works
I haven't hot any whisky!
would grapefruit an elderflower gin work? "
Probbaly, the trick is to get at least 5 fingers in you then you wont care about the flu.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whiskey, chilli powder/flakes and pepper
Why what will that do? (Other than make me sneeze)
Let us know if it works
I haven't hot any whisky!
would grapefruit an elderflower gin work?
Probbaly, the trick is to get at least 5 fingers in you then you wont care about the flu.
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that sounds like a much better plan. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Whiskey, chilli powder/flakes and pepper
Why what will that do? (Other than make me sneeze)
Let us know if it works
I haven't hot any whisky!
would grapefruit an elderflower gin work?
Probbaly, the trick is to get at least 5 fingers in you then you wont care about the flu.
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I'm assuming you mean of gin...
Five fingers of gin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did offer you a cup of Lemsip and a booby hug (I hug yours) and now you want sympathy??  "
And maybe like a little bit of vicks rubbing into my chest that would definitely help!
Oh come on I'm practically dying here. is it too much to ask for a girl to get a little bit of sympathy
I only have a week to recover.  |
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"I did offer you a cup of Lemsip and a booby hug (I hug yours) and now you want sympathy??
And maybe like a little bit of vicks rubbing into my chest that would definitely help!
Oh come on I'm practically dying here. is it too much to ask for a girl to get a little bit of sympathy
I only have a week to recover. "
Ok, ok, I will take one for the team and rub Vick slowly into your chest 
And yes you do need to hurry up and get better!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I did offer you a cup of Lemsip and a booby hug (I hug yours) and now you want sympathy??
And maybe like a little bit of vicks rubbing into my chest that would definitely help!
Oh come on I'm practically dying here. is it too much to ask for a girl to get a little bit of sympathy
I only have a week to recover.
Ok, ok, I will take one for the team and rub Vick slowly into your chest
And yes you do need to hurry up and get better!!! "
Well if it's not too much trouble!
I think I will be fine I'm a woman after all! I will just put my big girl pants on and suck it up.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whiskey, chilli powder/flakes and pepper
Why what will that do? (Other than make me sneeze)
Let us know if it works
I haven't hot any whisky!
would grapefruit an elderflower gin work?
Probbaly, the trick is to get at least 5 fingers in you then you wont care about the flu.
I'm assuming you mean of gin...
Five fingers of gin"
Meh either way you wont be thinking about the flu.
On an unrelated note i wonder how mucus works as lube |
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