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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off.. |
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off.."
you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off.."
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off.."
It’s not weird. Having your fanny peed on is very erotic. The force of a mans piss can reach 7mph similar to fart speed.
When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow. |
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..
It’s not weird. Having your fanny peed on is very erotic. The force of a mans piss can reach 7mph similar to fart speed.
When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow. "
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..
It’s not weird. Having your fanny peed on is very erotic. The force of a mans piss can reach 7mph similar to fart speed.
When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow. "
Heard it all now....
And it’s a No from me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yes
Both? I like both. genital, body, in the mouth. But my favourite is just to stand there and be pissed all over"
I like having my cheeks squeezed really hard and having a guy piss in my mouth and over my boobs  |
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
Like having the lights on? "
whatever but no need to be rude to others |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off.."
You say "its not anyone elses fault" as if it's a bad thing or kinky people feel themselves as victims. The grown up thing to do is let people like what they like, doesn't hurt you if I like to piss on people now does it |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
Like having the lights on? whatever but no need to be rude to others"
You realise I was taking the piss? Erm. I mean being facetious |
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
Like having the lights on? whatever but no need to be rude to others
You realise I was taking the piss? Erm. I mean being facetious "
you where kink shaming and its bad form |
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"Who here likes having their fanny peed on or who likes to pee on a cock?"
Not met anyone yet that has been into this but I am always looking to try new things! |
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..
It’s not weird. Having your fanny peed on is very erotic. The force of a mans piss can reach 7mph similar to fart speed.
When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow. "
Warm beam of loveliness! Absolutely love that phrase!  |
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..
It’s not weird. Having your fanny peed on is very erotic. The force of a mans piss can reach 7mph similar to fart speed.
When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow.
Warm beam of loveliness! Absolutely love that phrase! "
That was meant to be a |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Is this a serious thread or you all taking the piss? 
Steady on. Apparently having a sense of humour is kinkshaming..oh stop trying to back track and play the innocent"
Not really. You have no idea that I am sat here pissing myself laughing (pun intended). You don't share my perspective, so don't go getting all judgy..
Its a joke, not a dick. No need to take it so hard. |
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"Is this a serious thread or you all taking the piss?
Steady on. Apparently having a sense of humour is kinkshaming..oh stop trying to back track and play the innocent
Not really. You have no idea that I am sat here pissing myself laughing (pun intended). You don't share my perspective, so don't go getting all judgy..
Its a joke, not a dick. No need to take it so hard."
im not taking it hard. You kink shamed i called you out on it. Just dont back track |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Is this a serious thread or you all taking the piss?
Steady on. Apparently having a sense of humour is kinkshaming..oh stop trying to back track and play the innocent
Not really. You have no idea that I am sat here pissing myself laughing (pun intended). You don't share my perspective, so don't go getting all judgy..
Its a joke, not a dick. No need to take it so hard.im not taking it hard. You kink shamed i called you out on it. Just dont back track"
It would be kink shaming if I was in any way serious and not being so bloody ridiculous.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
Like having the lights on? whatever but no need to be rude to others
You realise I was taking the piss? Erm. I mean being facetious "
May I piss on your dick then? |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
Like having the lights on? whatever but no need to be rude to others
You realise I was taking the piss? Erm. I mean being facetious
May I piss on your dick then?"
If you check my profile and find any positive reference to wanting to participate in this particular activity then sure.. |
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No for me. The way a see it is it’s a waste product yer body doesn’t want. If ye drink too much o it it’s eventually harmful. Ppl will say oh it’s sterile etc but why does the body need a special way for it to get out instead a just seepin out the skin gradual like sweat? Too many what ifs for me an tbh too much o a clean freak for it to turn me on. Ma OCD wld be thru the roof and I’d be in a dettol bath pure killin the mood pmsl
No got a prob with those who like it that’s up tae them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
Like having the lights on? whatever but no need to be rude to others
You realise I was taking the piss? Erm. I mean being facetious
May I piss on your dick then?
If you check my profile and find any positive reference to wanting to participate in this particular activity then sure.."
My profile doesn't mention it either but... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
Like having the lights on? whatever but no need to be rude to others
You realise I was taking the piss? Erm. I mean being facetious
May I piss on your dick then?
If you check my profile and find any positive reference to wanting to participate in this particular activity then sure.."
It mentions a drink. You didn't specify what drink |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..you do know water sports is pretty common right? You shouldnt kink shame others just because your not into something. You might be into stuff i find disgusting
Like having the lights on? whatever but no need to be rude to others
You realise I was taking the piss? Erm. I mean being facetious
May I piss on your dick then?
If you check my profile and find any positive reference to wanting to participate in this particular activity then sure..
It mentions a drink. You didn't specify what drink "
I would prefer a dark n stormy.. |
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"Is this a serious thread or you all taking the piss?
Steady on. Apparently having a sense of humour is kinkshaming..oh stop trying to back track and play the innocent
Not really. You have no idea that I am sat here pissing myself laughing (pun intended). You don't share my perspective, so don't go getting all judgy..
Its a joke, not a dick. No need to take it so hard.im not taking it hard. You kink shamed i called you out on it. Just dont back track
It would be kink shaming if I was in any way serious and not being so bloody ridiculous.."
Nope. Intent is less relevant than effect. Your post read like kinkshaming. If that wasn't your intent don't dig a deeper hole. |
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off.."
Lol I love kink but I quite like this response too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who here likes having their fanny peed on or who likes to pee on a cock?"
Yes we're both fans of this...Especially whilst having sex at the same time of course...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off.."
But the bear trap going off is the only thing that does for me now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Genuine question, is there the same risk from watersports on the genitals as unprotected sex? "
I have unprotected sex anyway but it’s a good question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..
It’s not weird. Having your fanny peed on is very erotic. The force of a mans piss can reach 7mph similar to fart speed.
When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow.
Heard it all now....
And it’s a No from me.
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Its a no from me too. |
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"Genuine question, is there the same risk from watersports on the genitals as unprotected sex?
I have unprotected sex anyway but it’s a good question. "
Urine is classed as sterile, but it can also hold many bacteria’s would you like to bath in or drink some of them ? |
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"Genuine question, is there the same risk from watersports on the genitals as unprotected sex?
I have unprotected sex anyway but it’s a good question.
Urine is classed as sterile, but it can also hold many bacteria’s would you like to bath in or drink some of them ? "
I do drink some when a guy pisses in my mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off.."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who here likes having their fanny peed on or who likes to pee on a cock?
Never tried it...yet
But it's on my to do list "
Bi Pirate!? I thought I was the only Bi Pirate on here  Good name matey |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..
But the bear trap going off is the only thing that does for me now "
I hear Ann Summers are doing a special "50 Shades" bear trap.. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Is this a serious thread or you all taking the piss?
Steady on. Apparently having a sense of humour is kinkshaming..oh stop trying to back track and play the innocent
Not really. You have no idea that I am sat here pissing myself laughing (pun intended). You don't share my perspective, so don't go getting all judgy..
Its a joke, not a dick. No need to take it so hard.im not taking it hard. You kink shamed i called you out on it. Just dont back track
It would be kink shaming if I was in any way serious and not being so bloody ridiculous..
Nope. Intent is less relevant than effect. Your post read like kinkshaming. If that wasn't your intent don't dig a deeper hole."
Your reaction is your responsibility. Not mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..
It’s not weird. Having your fanny peed on is very erotic. The force of a mans piss can reach 7mph similar to fart speed.
When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow. "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never thought I would enjoy it but I actually do, both the giving and receiving, its just a little bit filthy isnt it and I havnt died from drinking it yet so all good.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who here likes having their fanny peed on or who likes to pee on a cock?
Watersports....nah I know a few people I could piss on, and it wouldn't be a sexual thing."
. I know a few I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire too! |
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Like being in the shower, guy standing behind you, hands running up the front of your body, his cock wedged between your legs, the head of his cock rubbing off your clit, you reach down and rub your clit and head of his cock at same time, before letting yourself go and drench his cock as his grip tightens on your tits moaning into the side of your neck?
That kind of pissing on genitals? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who here likes having their fanny peed on or who likes to pee on a cock?
Watersports....nah I know a few people I could piss on, and it wouldn't be a sexual thing.
. I know a few I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire too! "
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"When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow. "
Love this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..
It’s not weird. Having your fanny peed on is very erotic. The force of a mans piss can reach 7mph similar to fart speed.
When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow. "
Eh. Learn something new everyday on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was chatting to a lass a few years ago and happen she liked water sports. Short of it she wanted to FaceTime , hold her phone near her pussy and for me to piss over my phone so she could imagine me pissing over her clit. A new I-phone 8 ain’t for that shit !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have done this a few times.
Always the receiving party asked for it and sometimes, despite having a bladder full I got stage fright.
For me its just about fun. Some folks do it for domination/humiliation but for me its just another bit of fun.
I wont pee on face or mouth but sometimes folks move thier face into my stream.
Thier choice.
Never had it done to me yet so if you are a woman or couple nearby and fancy it hit me up |
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"What's wrong with normal sex? Why do people have to start doing weird shit?
People slag off "vanilla", but it's not anyone else fault you need to have your foot in a bear trap and be punched in the tit to get your rocks off..
It’s not weird. Having your fanny peed on is very erotic. The force of a mans piss can reach 7mph similar to fart speed.
When you hold your fanny open and a guy pees directly into your opening the warmth and the force is like a warm beam of loveliness, it fills your vagina and your arse hole and you can fuck the piss flow. "
Aww it sounds almost romantic now
It's not for me however an ex wanted me to do it to him. I got stage fright and couldn't |
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By *estivalMan
over a year ago
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Both? I like both. genital, body, in the mouth. But my favourite is just to stand there and be pissed all over
I like having my cheeks squeezed really hard and having a guy piss in my mouth and over my boobs "
plz marry me lol |
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"Plus I hardly ever get colds, coughs or sniffles and I drink piss and stick my tongue inside arse holes. "
come on then hit me up lets test each other out for kinkiness.ive done all that and some. |
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"Who here likes having their fanny peed on or who likes to pee on a cock?"
A huge "yes" from me, this is exactly my kind of fun and I love it both ways. Pee play is the main reason I joined this site, as by comparison sex is fairly easy to come by, though I have been lucky enough to have met a number of women who are into it in the past.
I enjoy pretty much everything to do with pee (with women), but when she's crouching over you and those first hot dribbles emerge from her body and land on and around your cock, it's an exquisite feeling. And naturally I'm more than happy to return the favour if the lady so desires! The lead-up is all part of the fun too, both of us deliberately drinking plenty, knowing the naughty reason for "filling up"! |
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"Who here likes having their fanny peed on or who likes to pee on a cock?"
PS: Bonus points for using the word "fanny" Kitana, I know some women don't find it sexy but I love it, much better than the American "pussy"! But that's another topic completely... |
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"Who here likes having their fanny peed on or who likes to pee on a cock?
Watersports....nah I know a few people I could piss on, and it wouldn't be a sexual thing."
It might be for them... Would you still piss on them knowing that? |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I’ve been pissed on. I was on a Lilo in the Hotel bathroom when he did it. His pee smelt strong and i just remember thinking he needed to drink more water.
I tend to pee like a horse so haven’t tried it myself, they’d need a floatation device handy. |
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