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Its your own fault for trying to jump over bed post end and miss judging it 
Im hoping i dont drop these large stones on my foot.
Otherwise its a very flat foot bones crushed if I lose grip of them. |
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over a year ago
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"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now 
I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!
I bet  "
Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!! |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Its your own fault for trying to jump over bed post end and miss judging it
Im hoping i dont drop these large stones on my foot.
Otherwise its a very flat foot bones crushed if I lose grip of them."
If I could jump over the bed post I'd do more damage at my age |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now
I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!
I bet
Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!"
Wuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now
I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!
I bet
Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!
Wuse "
Haha! That’s what I told him...he let me bite hard on his cock instead  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it
Tears when you stall bike and squash both of em!! "
That happens in slow motion too, which makes it worse you know what's happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now
I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!
I bet
Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!
Wuse
Haha! That’s what I told him...he let me bite hard on his cock instead "
That's ok then |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it
I believe everyman whinces when they see it happen..
Tears of laughter from a woman... "
You're laughing now aren't you  |
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"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it
Tears when you stall bike and squash both of em!!
That happens in slow motion too, which makes it worse you know what's happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it "
Seen bike and rider go down like a sack of spuds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now
I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!
I bet
Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!
Wuse
Haha! That’s what I told him...he let me bite hard on his cock instead
That's ok then "
Absolutely it was  |
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"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it
I believe everyman whinces when they see it happen..
Tears of laughter from a woman...
You're laughing now aren't you "
I will not fib .........yes!  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it
Tears when you stall bike and squash both of em!!
That happens in slow motion too, which makes it worse you know what's happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it
Seen bike and rider go down like a sack of spuds "
Yep that'll happen.. |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now
I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!
I bet
Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!
Wuse
Haha! That’s what I told him...he let me bite hard on his cock instead
That's ok then
Absolutely it was "
You vampire |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it
I believe everyman whinces when they see it happen..
Tears of laughter from a woman...
You're laughing now aren't you
I will not fib .........yes! "
Thought so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now
Ouch, I do that to my boobs occasionally x
Me too!
You kiss mine better and I'll kiss yours  "
Ok- if you insist! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ruptured mine playing rugby, both of them on two separate occasions! Had to have them removed!"
Please unsay that, please!!!!!
Mine have gone numb now just out of sympathy...... |
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"I ruptured mine playing rugby, both of them on two separate occasions! Had to have them removed!
Please unsay that, please!!!!!
Mine have gone numb now just out of sympathy...... "
On both occasions it was just like a really bad kick in the nuts, obviously doubled over on pain and tears, it was when the ball sack filled with blood and the swelling started that the anxiety kicked in! Ambulance woman thought it was hilarious |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now
Ouch, I do that to my boobs occasionally x
Me too!
You kiss mine better and I'll kiss yours
Ok- if you insist!"
Ok |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I ruptured mine playing rugby, both of them on two separate occasions! Had to have them removed!
Please unsay that, please!!!!!
Mine have gone numb now just out of sympathy...... "
So have mine now |
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