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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Will never know the joy of finding some old porn mags stashed in a Bush

I remember the first time I found some I didn't even know why the pages were stuck together haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah, hedge porn. Those were the days.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow that has brought back some memories!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, but they'll soon know how to retrieve their parents internet history and see what they've been perving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

"
See through 1's were the best obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

See through 1's were the best obviously."

Anything involving a hint of nipple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

The old catalogues

that is bringing back memories now.

I remember hitting the jackpot when I found my mother's clothes catalogue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah catalogues where brilliant! My mum used to give me a catalogue to choose my birthday/christmas presents... yeah... I'll have a look in my room...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah catalogues where brilliant! My mum used to give me a catalogue to choose my birthday/christmas presents... yeah... I'll have a look in my room...

Fuck yeah lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah, hedge porn. Those were the days."

@ hedge porn.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

when my son was about 12 i overheard him bragging to his friend about his "porn" stash so i made him show me..He came downstairs with a crumpled page 3 out the sun

wasnt until he was about 15 i found the proper stash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aha yes the old page threes in the sun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found loads once! Loads! Fucking cousin stole them all off me. What a Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

As long as you could see nipple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

See through 1's were the best obviously.

Anything involving a hint of nipple

Me and my mates used to look at the men’s pants & rate the bulges.

Not dissimilar to what I’m currently doing on here...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i found my sons proper porn stash he told me they where going round the class and it was his turn to keep them. Some lad had stole his dads stash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saying this... the most recent porn mag I found was about 3 years ago. Walking the dog up Castle Coch. It's was a gay one mind as it's a well known cruising place.

Full of cock up Castle Coch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When i found my sons proper porn stash he told me they where going round the class and it was his turn to keep them. Some lad had stole his dads stash

Quick thinking there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Saying this... the most recent porn mag I found was about 3 years ago. Walking the dog up Castle Coch. It's was a gay one mind as it's a well known cruising place.

Full of cock up Castle Coch!

I use to come across a few gems when I was walking the dog

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

Ha! I remember! I was in Littlewoods, Freeman’s, Grattan etc - and thankfully oblivious to the fact that pics of my arse in thongs and knickers were used as boys wank material!

Oh and op - my first porn was a magazine I found in a tree aged 11 - and I assumed the sticky stuff was pva glue!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

Ha! I remember! I was in Littlewoods, Freeman’s, Grattan etc - and thankfully oblivious to the fact that pics of my arse in thongs and knickers were used as boys wank material!

Oh and op - my first porn was a magazine I found in a tree aged 11 - and I assumed the sticky stuff was pva glue!

That was you, my mam had the grattan catalogue and i jst git my dads out of his drawer

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

Ha! I remember! I was in Littlewoods, Freeman’s, Grattan etc - and thankfully oblivious to the fact that pics of my arse in thongs and knickers were used as boys wank material!

Oh and op - my first porn was a magazine I found in a tree aged 11 - and I assumed the sticky stuff was pva glue!

"
I wonder if I wanked over you then actually fucked you years later then.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

Ha! I remember! I was in Littlewoods, Freeman’s, Grattan etc - and thankfully oblivious to the fact that pics of my arse in thongs and knickers were used as boys wank material!

Oh and op - my first porn was a magazine I found in a tree aged 11 - and I assumed the sticky stuff was pva glue!

I wonder if I wanked over you then actually fucked you years later then.

Well if your catalogues were c1986 to 1991 it’s entirely possible!

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

Ha! I remember! I was in Littlewoods, Freeman’s, Grattan etc - and thankfully oblivious to the fact that pics of my arse in thongs and knickers were used as boys wank material!

Oh and op - my first porn was a magazine I found in a tree aged 11 - and I assumed the sticky stuff was pva glue!

I wonder if I wanked over you then actually fucked you years later then.

Well if your catalogues were c1986 to 1991 it’s entirely possible!

"
Doubt it then I was only 3 in 1991.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

Ha! I remember! I was in Littlewoods, Freeman’s, Grattan etc - and thankfully oblivious to the fact that pics of my arse in thongs and knickers were used as boys wank material!

Oh and op - my first porn was a magazine I found in a tree aged 11 - and I assumed the sticky stuff was pva glue!

I wonder if I wanked over you then actually fucked you years later then.

Well if your catalogues were c1986 to 1991 it’s entirely possible!

Doubt it then I was only 3 in 1991."

Then you’re safe!

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Or the old catalogues with the bra models at the back.

They were in the front of the Great Universal catalogues

Ha! I remember! I was in Littlewoods, Freeman’s, Grattan etc - and thankfully oblivious to the fact that pics of my arse in thongs and knickers were used as boys wank material!

Oh and op - my first porn was a magazine I found in a tree aged 11 - and I assumed the sticky stuff was pva glue!

I wonder if I wanked over you then actually fucked you years later then.

Well if your catalogues were c1986 to 1991 it’s entirely possible!

Doubt it then I was only 3 in 1991.

Then you’re safe!

"
That would of been interesting though the possibility.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Did any of you guys use catalogues as wank fodder, in your deprived years?

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Did any of you guys use catalogues as wank fodder, in your deprived years?"

Yeah I did. I stupidly missed out on a Sega mega drive one year by getting those pages stuck together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My much older brother used to buy the sport and I stole it off him one day and my mum caught me calling a sex line on our old finger dial phone in the hallway, hand in pants......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My much older brother used to buy the sport and I stole it off him one day and my mum caught me calling a sex line on our old finger dial phone in the hallway, hand in pants......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Found a whole porn stash in a carrier bag while on scout camp lol. We didn't take them as they were a bit too used.

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By *rkrisssMan over a year ago

Berkshire

Does anyone actually wonder why there was all these dirty mags being dumped? We always use to find them up the forest lanes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone actually wonder why there was all these dirty mags being dumped? We always use to find them up the forest lanes!!!

I guess the porn mags outlived there usefullness and the owners are too embarrassed to throw them in their own bin in case anyone saw what they had been up too.

All the ones that I ever found we're in tatters or the pages were stuck together with crusty old jizz.

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By *rkrisssMan over a year ago

Berkshire

Pmpl! @ outlived their usefulness!!!

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By *eeroybrownMan over a year ago

aldershot

"Ah, hedge porn. Those were the days."

Russell Howard has a sketch about it and he calls it "goblin porn"

But maybe with this porn ban gizz mags will come back in...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I remember going thru my dads tapes looking for predator and finding german porn and very sticky undies

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