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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dicks who are bitter about being second best. 
Attempting to put me down to increase your chance of getting laid.
Pretty sad.
How's that bj not materialising for you? "
Guess I'll just have to call your mum again.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Dicks who are bitter about being second best.
Attempting to put me down to increase your chance of getting laid.
Pretty sad.
How's that bj not materialising for you?
Guess I'll just have to call your mum again. "
She'll have a better offer. Not hard to really. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Dicks who are bitter about being second best.
Attempting to put me down to increase your chance of getting laid.
Pretty sad.
She's a woman..of course she's gonna get laid  "
Aww thanks! Pussy power. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dicks who are bitter about being second best.
Attempting to put me down to increase your chance of getting laid.
Pretty sad.
How's that bj not materialising for you?
Guess I'll just have to call your mum again.
She'll have a better offer. Not hard to really."
Rich, coming from the only woman on Fab that gets 2 messages a day. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Dicks who are bitter about being second best.
Attempting to put me down to increase your chance of getting laid.
Pretty sad.
How's that bj not materialising for you?
Guess I'll just have to call your mum again.
She'll have a better offer. Not hard to really.
Rich, coming from the only woman on Fab that gets 2 messages a day."
2 more than you get in a year. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dicks who are bitter about being second best.
Attempting to put me down to increase your chance of getting laid.
Pretty sad.
How's that bj not materialising for you?
Guess I'll just have to call your mum again.
She'll have a better offer. Not hard to really.
Rich, coming from the only woman on Fab that gets 2 messages a day.
2 more than you get in a year."
1 On 1, bitch.
Let's go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just fuck already guys
Busy washing my hair.
Mhhhm. *cough crywanking cough*
I'd rather eat a a cow raw and wank with barbed wire.
That'll be your night tomorrow. Zero offers. "
Sorry I have standards.
Try it? |
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I'd rather eat a a cow raw and wank with barbed wire.
That'll be your night tomorrow. Zero offers.
Sorry I have standards.
At least you're funny. You have something going for you.
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get em laughing and you're halfway into their knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd rather eat a a cow raw and wank with barbed wire.
That'll be your night tomorrow. Zero offers.
Sorry I have standards.
At least you're funny. You have something going for you.
get em laughing and you're halfway into their knickers"
Dude, you’re too right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'd rather eat a a cow raw and wank with barbed wire.
That'll be your night tomorrow. Zero offers.
Sorry I have standards.
At least you're funny. You have something going for you.
get em laughing and you're halfway into their knickers
Dude, you’re too right "
Any good at cooking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd rather eat a a cow raw and wank with barbed wire.
That'll be your night tomorrow. Zero offers.
Sorry I have standards.
At least you're funny. You have something going for you.
get em laughing and you're halfway into their knickers
Dude, you’re too right
Any good at cooking? "
I get by  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any one for pop corn I have plenty to go round 
Lib will take some. He's not getting steak. "
Give Meli some too - she's clearly not going to get any decent meat in a while after this little charade. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'd rather eat a a cow raw and wank with barbed wire.
That'll be your night tomorrow. Zero offers.
Sorry I have standards.
At least you're funny. You have something going for you.
get em laughing and you're halfway into their knickers
Dude, you’re too right
Any good at cooking?
I get by "
You aren't a vegetarian are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd rather eat a a cow raw and wank with barbed wire.
That'll be your night tomorrow. Zero offers.
Sorry I have standards.
At least you're funny. You have something going for you.
get em laughing and you're halfway into their knickers
Dude, you’re too right
Any good at cooking?
I get by
You aren't a vegetarian are you? "
Meat only girl me... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Any one for pop corn I have plenty to go round
Lib will take some. He's not getting steak.
Give Meli some too - she's clearly not going to get any decent meat in a while after this little charade. "
Don't need popcorn. Dining on Hawksmoor's finest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'd rather eat a a cow raw and wank with barbed wire.
That'll be your night tomorrow. Zero offers.
Sorry I have standards.
At least you're funny. You have something going for you.
get em laughing and you're halfway into their knickers
Dude, you’re too right
Any good at cooking?
I get by
You aren't a vegetarian are you?
Meat only girl me..."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any one for pop corn I have plenty to go round
Lib will take some. He's not getting steak.
Give Meli some too - she's clearly not going to get any decent meat in a while after this little charade.
Don't need popcorn. Dining on Hawksmoor's finest. "
*checks pants*
Clearly not. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I actually used to be given Hawksmoor steaks.
I’m doing Hawksmoor tomorrow!
Meli, I choose you for steak and a blowjob (or insert our own replacement) - I feel Lib is too lazy. "
Ooo are you?! How lovely! Food porn shots please. And the marrow bone. And the macaroni cheese.
Thank you, I'm touched. He is, isn't he? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I actually used to be given Hawksmoor steaks.
I’m doing Hawksmoor tomorrow!
Meli, I choose you for steak and a blowjob (or insert our own replacement) - I feel Lib is too lazy.
Ooo are you?! How lovely! Food porn shots please. And the marrow bone. And the macaroni cheese.
Thank you, I'm touched. He is, isn't he? "
You’re always touched  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd rather eat a a cow raw and wank with barbed wire.
That'll be your night tomorrow. Zero offers.
Sorry I have standards.
At least you're funny. You have something going for you.
get em laughing and you're halfway into their knickers
Dude, you’re too right "
Wish I hadn’t had that sense of humour triple bypass  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually used to be given Hawksmoor steaks.
I’m doing Hawksmoor tomorrow!
Meli, I choose you for steak and a blowjob (or insert our own replacement) - I feel Lib is too lazy.
Ooo are you?! How lovely! Food porn shots please. And the marrow bone. And the macaroni cheese.
Thank you, I'm touched. He is, isn't he? "
I choose Meli too  |
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Meli 
I thought I'd read some truly nauseating things but that's trumped them all.
