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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why does asparagus make your pee smell so goddam wrird...?
I never eat it (on account of not being posh enough) but tonight I did and I just pee'd and...... ....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee? 
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU! "
Does it envelope you in a pee haze? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...
iron brew  "
*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze? "
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...." "
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2? "
I don't do that shiz.....
.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...
iron brew
*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much! "
I had a feeling you might correct that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?
I don't do that shiz.....
.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs! "
Stop *
(fuck my fingers) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?
I don't do that shiz.....
.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!
Stop *
(fuck my fingers) "
I'd rather not thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...
iron brew
*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much!
I had a feeling you might correct that "
I have to or I'll be kicked out the country! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...
iron brew
*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much!
I had a feeling you might correct that I have to or I'll be kicked out the country! "
...As well as your local Aldi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...
iron brew
*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much!
I had a feeling you might correct that I have to or I'll be kicked out the country!
...As well as your local Aldi "
No more middle aisle!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?
I don't do that shiz.....
.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!
Stop *
(fuck my fingers)
I'd rather not thanks. "
Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?
I don't do that shiz.....
.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!
Stop *
(fuck my fingers)
I'd rather not thanks.
Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? "
both  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?
I don't do that shiz.....
.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!
Stop *
(fuck my fingers)
I'd rather not thanks.
Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? both "
At the same time?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?
I don't do that shiz.....
.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!
Stop *
(fuck my fingers)
I'd rather not thanks.
Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? both
At the same time? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?
I don't do that shiz.....
.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!
Stop *
(fuck my fingers)
I'd rather not thanks.
Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? both
At the same time? "
......you've changed.....
You'll always be goldfish girl in my eyes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? no but you might wanna cut down on your sugar. 6 spoons is a bit much "
But I don't have any sugar! I must definitely be broken  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?
It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!
Does it envelope you in a pee haze?
Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."
Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?
I don't do that shiz.....
.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!
Stop *
(fuck my fingers)
I'd rather not thanks.
Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? both
At the same time?
......you've changed.....
You'll always be goldfish girl in my eyes.... "
ssssshhhhh!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? no but you might wanna cut down on your sugar. 6 spoons is a bit much
But I don't have any sugar! I must definitely be broken "
oh. In that case yes, you're broken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? no but you might wanna cut down on your sugar. 6 spoons is a bit much
But I don't have any sugar! I must definitely be broken "
Not broken... sweet enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? no but you might wanna cut down on your sugar. 6 spoons is a bit much
But I don't have any sugar! I must definitely be broken
Not broken... sweet enough "
You silver tongued devil you... |
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