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Steak and blowjob day 14th March
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Steak and blowjob day this week 14th March.
I own a butcher's shop and sell more steaks on this special day than Valentine's day.. It makes me laugh when the customers call in for 3 steaks.I give them a cheeky smile when they're in my shop. as I have a few of them that are on fab. Lol  |
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Pa. you can but T-shirt’s for it off the net. I will get one for next year. Doll myself up and pose behind the counter in some stripper heels and a thong and a couple of prime cuts!
That’ll be some class advertising.
What a pal I am  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do they buy 3?
Do I really need to answer that one for you ? .. Ha ha ha 
Ohhhhhhh. Doh "
What time you calling round.? It will make a change to our usual carvery .. lol x  |
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"Why do they buy 3?
Do I really need to answer that one for you ? .. Ha ha ha
Ohhhhhhh. Doh
What time you calling round.? It will make a change to our usual carvery .. lol x "
I don’t like steak. Can I have salmon? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why do they buy 3?
Do I really need to answer that one for you ? .. Ha ha ha
Ohhhhhhh. Doh
What time you calling round.? It will make a change to our usual carvery .. lol x
I don’t like steak. Can I have salmon?"
Salmon steak is allowed I guess  |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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"I buy steak in the hope of "if I buy it they will come "
All it means is I have 2 steaks to eat this week
Might line my threshold with it like a voodoo "
Hahaha cake and clit day soon enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I buy steak in the hope of "if I buy it they will come "
All it means is I have 2 steaks to eat this week
Might line my threshold with it like a voodoo
Hahaha cake and clit day soon enough "
That's chicken licken day April 14th ha ha ha |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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"I buy steak in the hope of "if I buy it they will come "
All it means is I have 2 steaks to eat this week
Might line my threshold with it like a voodoo
Hahaha cake and clit day soon enough
That's chicken licken day April 14th ha ha ha "
I think women should have 2 as we often get let down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the guy turns up with a decent fillet steak, cooks it blu, with a green salad and a nice bottle of red ..... I would let him give me a lady-garden blow job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b
I volunteer! Aldi steak is fine with me
Pfffft and here was me sorting your ramen noodles"
Oh forgive me, I was under the assumption I was making the trip to tesco for them, you may continue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely
Dya wanna bj, Merry?  "
What about the steak?! |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b
I volunteer! Aldi steak is fine with me
Pfffft and here was me sorting your ramen noodles
Oh forgive me, I was under the assumption I was making the trip to tesco for them, you may continue "
How magnanimous of you |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely
Dya wanna bj, Merry?
What about the steak?! "
I’ll give you one only. My steak is good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely
Dya wanna bj, Merry?
What about the steak?!
I’ll give you one only. My steak is good. "
I’m telling work I need to finish early |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely
Dya wanna bj, Merry?
What about the steak?!
I’ll give you one only. My steak is good.
I’m telling work I need to finish early "
Hopefully that's the only time in the day you finish early  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely
Dya wanna bj, Merry?
What about the steak?!
I’ll give you one only. My steak is good.
I’m telling work I need to finish early
Hopefully that's the only time in the day you finish early "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b
I volunteer! Aldi steak is fine with me
I was going to Lidl ?? "
You were going anyway? Fantastic! when is "Linguini and a lick" day? I'll return the favour |
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so he will get a blowjob minus the steak