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Ladies, why do you leave the toilet seat down
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"So inconsiderate, we then have to lift it back up to avoid making a mess  "
Because no decent human being wants to smell piss and toilet cleaner or look at a pebble dash pan so NORMAL people close the lid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The bowls cold, obviously...  "
Absolutely there is nothing worse than waking up in the middle of the night to go for a little tinkle and sitting on the cold bit!  |
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"The bowls cold, obviously...
Absolutely there is nothing worse than waking up in the middle of the night to go for a little tinkle and sitting on the cold bit! "
Screams can be heard across the land! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The bowls cold, obviously...
Absolutely there is nothing worse than waking up in the middle of the night to go for a little tinkle and sitting on the cold bit!
Screams can be heard across the land! "
Indeed they can. Sometimes I think it would be easier to be able to wee standing up, although it's almost impossible to do as a woman without peeing on your foot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, do you lift the seat back up after a number 2? I air squat number 2 like every normal person  "
Glad I’m not ‘normal’!!
I like a comfy seat so I can watch Netflix on my iPad or do my nails as it’s so relaxing. I even have a memory foam seat, it’s pretty amazing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, do you lift the seat back up after a number 2? I air squat number 2 like every normal person
Glad I’m not ‘normal’!!
I like a comfy seat so I can watch Netflix on my iPad or do my nails as it’s so relaxing. I even have a memory foam seat, it’s pretty amazing. "
Taking a phone or tablet to toilet makes a number 2 go from 5 minutes to 50 minutes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, do you lift the seat back up after a number 2? I air squat number 2 like every normal person
Glad I’m not ‘normal’!!
I like a comfy seat so I can watch Netflix on my iPad or do my nails as it’s so relaxing. I even have a memory foam seat, it’s pretty amazing.
Taking a phone or tablet to toilet makes a number 2 go from 5 minutes to 50 minutes!"
At least I know I’m done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So inconsiderate, we then have to lift it back up to avoid making a mess
Because no decent human being wants to smell piss and toilet cleaner or look at a pebble dash pan so NORMAL people close the lid."
Surely normal.people dont leave the toilet in a mess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The bowls cold, obviously...
Absolutely there is nothing worse than waking up in the middle of the night to go for a little tinkle and sitting on the cold bit! "
I never understand this and the "falling in" line too.
Do you people just go in turn around sit down and hope for the best?
Are you not checking to see what youre about to sit on first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The bowls cold, obviously...
Absolutely there is nothing worse than waking up in the middle of the night to go for a little tinkle and sitting on the cold bit!
I never understand this and the "falling in" line too.
Do you people just go in turn around sit down and hope for the best?
Are you not checking to see what youre about to sit on first"
That's my thought exactly, who just sits down without looking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So inconsiderate, we then have to lift it back up to avoid making a mess "
You really shouldn't piss on the floor! Granted the majority of men struggle to keep it in the pan but you could try and be the exception. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So inconsiderate, we then have to lift it back up to avoid making a mess
You really shouldn't piss on the floor! Granted the majority of men struggle to keep it in the pan but you could try and be the exception. "
Why would I piss on the floor? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So inconsiderate, we then have to lift it back up to avoid making a mess "
I'm sorry but even with the seat down a grown man shouldn't be pissing on the seat and making a mess. Does my head in when I use public loos and there's piss everywhere...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So inconsiderate, we then have to lift it back up to avoid making a mess "
Because I can't put the lid down without putting the seat down to stop all the faecal bacteria being aerosolled all over the bathroom... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So inconsiderate, we then have to lift it back up to avoid making a mess
Because I can't put the lid down without putting the seat down to stop all the faecal bacteria being aerosolled all over the bathroom..."
Stop licking your tiles |
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"I close the lid because when you flush billions of germs can get out if you don't. Don't want those nasties landing on my toothbrush!!"
Oooo no you really don't. This is the best reason I can think of for closing the lid. It feeds into my dread at using public loos. Bacteria everywhere! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I close the lid because when you flush billions of germs can get out if you don't. Don't want those nasties landing on my toothbrush!!
Oooo no you really don't. This is the best reason I can think of for closing the lid. It feeds into my dread at using public loos. Bacteria everywhere! "
You get that its the same bacteria living inside you right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I close the lid because when you flush billions of germs can get out if you don't. Don't want those nasties landing on my toothbrush!!
Oooo no you really don't. This is the best reason I can think of for closing the lid. It feeds into my dread at using public loos. Bacteria everywhere!
You get that its the same bacteria living inside you right?"
But it could be somebody else's bacteria  |
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Man goes in- seat up- man pisses- man goes out.
Women goes in - seat up- woman has to put seat down - woman wee wees and goes out.
Man goes in - seat down - man has to put seat up - man pisses and leaves.
Women goes in- seat down - woman wee wees and leaves.
Or.
Man goes in- seat up- man pisses- man puts seat back down for woman - man goes out.
Women goes in - seat down- woman has a wee wee - puts seat up for man - woman leaves.
Man goes in - seat up - man pisses and puts seat down for woman - man leaves.
Women goes in- seat down - woman wee wees - woman puts seat up for man and leaves.
So ....... women- put it up when you leave.
Men .... put it down when you leave.
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"I close the lid because when you flush billions of germs can get out if you don't. Don't want those nasties landing on my toothbrush!!
Oooo no you really don't. This is the best reason I can think of for closing the lid. It feeds into my dread at using public loos. Bacteria everywhere!
You get that its the same bacteria living inside you right?"
Yeah I understand that we have good bacteria and bad bacteria and our bodies are covered in it and that's ok.
Feacal bacterial is the problem and I don't really want to compound the issue with touching taps tables and the like. I don't like remote controls in hotels I could go on but I won't
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I close the lid because when you flush billions of germs can get out if you don't. Don't want those nasties landing on my toothbrush!!"
Im sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but closing the lid doesnt help at all.
Mythbusters did an episode on it, the germs just fire out the sides  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So inconsiderate, we then have to lift it back up to avoid making a mess
Because no decent human being wants to smell piss and toilet cleaner or look at a pebble dash pan so NORMAL people close the lid."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The bowls cold, obviously...
Absolutely there is nothing worse than waking up in the middle of the night to go for a little tinkle and sitting on the cold bit!
I never understand this and the "falling in" line too.
Do you people just go in turn around sit down and hope for the best?
Are you not checking to see what youre about to sit on first"
Not in the middle of the night when I'm barely conscious! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But it's 50/50 as to whether you're going to go number 2. So we're actually being considerate by leaving it down ready for you to use. "
I poop once a day after work. I pee like 7 times a day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So inconsiderate, we then have to lift it back up to avoid making a mess
Because I can't put the lid down without putting the seat down to stop all the faecal bacteria being aerosolled all over the bathroom...
Stop licking your tiles"
Stop licking your windows....  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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I leave the lid down too. My kitten is a sod for batting things about and it saves me having to fish toothbrushes, toothpaste, soap bars and various other toiletries out of the loo when she’s got in the bathroom behind my back. |
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I can understand men standing to pee when out and about , I wish I could in some public loos, well I do the hover wee which may be a different thread subject in itself.
But when at home or in someone's home it's polite to sit if you've got shite aim and will leave splashes. |
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