dont know if this has allready been in a forum but i was catching up with last weeks papers and found this classic heading.
it syas that a scottish swinging couple invited a guy around for a weekend of sex and drugs but when he wouldnt let them take a photo of him, the husband shouted " you canna shag my mrs all weekend and give nothing back in return". He then gave his partner a can of strong anti bear spray which she sprayed into his eyes leading him to run off in agony !
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"Blimey, if Scotland's got trouble with bears, I'm only 60 miles away from the border.....
**googles "buy bear repellent" just in case they move south for spring**  "
The bears tend to hang around cottages prevention is better than finding a cure for a sore ass or worse
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"Blimey, if Scotland's got trouble with bears, I'm only 60 miles away from the border.....
**googles "buy bear repellent" just in case they move south for spring** "
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"Blimey, if Scotland's got trouble with bears, I'm only 60 miles away from the border.....
**googles "buy bear repellent" just in case they move south for spring**
The bears tend to hang around cottages prevention is better than finding a cure for a sore ass or worse
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