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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a coffee and some hob nobs right now..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with a Forumite in my bed please mate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A foot massage x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lovey cuddle from a lovely man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cup of coffee

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"I could do with a Forumite in my bed please mate."

Only a forumite?...I'll try and find one for you Genghis...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A time machine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a Forumite in my bed please mate.

Only a forumite?...I'll try and find one for you Genghis..."

Genghis Khant, but ash can

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

Yorkshire pudding and treacle. Followed by a big hug from my dad

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A foot massage x"

which foot would you like massaged?...left or right one?...

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By *verage JosephMan over a year ago

Grays & London

"A foot massage x"

Bring your feet here, and I’ll warm some oil up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big cuddle in bed by someone feeding me chocolate lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A foot massage x

which foot would you like massaged?...left or right one?..."

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A lovey cuddle from a lovely man. "

I know a lovely man who gives great cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A foot massage x

Bring your feet here, and I’ll warm some oil up"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A shoulder and upper back massage

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By *ickygirl41Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I could do with a Forumite in my bed please mate."

Ditto.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A cup of coffee"

One coffee coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A time machine "

What year would you like to travel back to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My girls touch

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By *verage JosephMan over a year ago

Grays & London

"A shoulder and upper back massage "

If I’ve got any hot oil left over from MissLayed foot massage, then your shoulders are next!

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By *verage JosephMan over a year ago

Grays & London

More hot oils!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a coffee and some hob nobs right now.."

Just done that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone to finish my 3000 word essay..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I want no-one can give me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Desperately wishing I’d not eaten treacle tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a coffee and some hob nobs right now.."

You Ash... you little hornpot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep but company, if that makes sense.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a coffee and some hob nobs right now..

You Ash... you little hornpot

Have you got any more hob nobs left as I'm out!..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Desperately wishing I’d not eaten treacle tart

Treacle tart at this time of the night?..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a coffee and some hob nobs right now..

You Ash... you little hornpot

Have you got any more hob nobs left as I'm out!..

Done them all in one sitting... but they are £1 on offer in co-op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could really do with somebody feeding me Lindor chocolates whilst giving me a calf massage!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big spoon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A big spoon. "

Spooning leads to forking, use condiments x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A big spoon.

Spooning leads to forking, use condiments x "

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"I could really do with somebody feeding me Lindor chocolates whilst giving me a calf massage!

It sounds like this is something you've enjoyed recently and would like to do again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A time machine

What year would you like to travel back to?"

2001! Make a few changes along my personal timeline

or anywhere between AD 800 and 1066 (viking times) lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need a knee massage twisted mine at work

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A time machine

What year would you like to travel back to?

2001! Make a few changes along my personal timeline

or anywhere between AD 800 and 1066 (viking times) lol "

I just finished watching the end of Series 5 of Vikings..Are you also a fan of the show?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A time machine

What year would you like to travel back to?

2001! Make a few changes along my personal timeline

or anywhere between AD 800 and 1066 (viking times) lol

I just finished watching the end of Series 5 of Vikings..Are you also a fan of the show?"

Indeed! Have applied every single year to become an extra lol at first they where just taking people who lived in Ireland. Then I got offered one at the last season but had major medical issues which prevented me from taking them up. Next season is my year lol

it's a great show and faithful to the era

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By *ndy0001Man over a year ago

leeds

"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a coffee and some hob nobs right now.."

Blow my load over a gorgeous face! Very basic, but you asked. Oh and a cuppa!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A time machine

What year would you like to travel back to?

2001! Make a few changes along my personal timeline

or anywhere between AD 800 and 1066 (viking times) lol

I just finished watching the end of Series 5 of Vikings..Are you also a fan of the show?

it's a great show and faithful to the era

Good luck next season!

If you see Ivar the boneless can you boo at him for me as i hate this character with a passion!..Horrible evil man!.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a coffee and some hob nobs right now..

Blow my load over a gorgeous face! Very basic, but you asked. Oh and a cuppa!

Would you like a cuppa before or after you blow a load?..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sausage sandwich.

And a million pounds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A sausage sandwich.

And a million pounds."

I just had a sausage sandwich but dont have a million pounds....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a hug I seem to be arguing with everyone today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A time machine

What year would you like to travel back to?

2001! Make a few changes along my personal timeline

or anywhere between AD 800 and 1066 (viking times) lol

I just finished watching the end of Series 5 of Vikings..Are you also a fan of the show?

it's a great show and faithful to the era

Good luck next season!

If you see Ivar the boneless can you boo at him for me as i hate this character with a passion!..Horrible evil man!.

Will do dude

definitely on the top of my things to do

despicable person he is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a hug I seem to be arguing with everyone today

Huge squishy bear hugs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A proper full English breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My vertigo to disappear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a hug I seem to be arguing with everyone today

Huge squishy bear hugs x "

Aw thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a hug I seem to be arguing with everyone today

Huge squishy bear hugs x

Aw thanks x

Very welcome x keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see a shadow my dear

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By *eachPreacherMan over a year ago

Kent/London

A bit of slap and tickle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fence to be fixed,headache to go and a good fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice lie down with someone pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fence to be fixed,headache to go and a good fuck

I'd offer to help but you are too far away.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

A bosom for a pillow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fence to be fixed,headache to go and a good fuck

I'd offer to help but you are too far away."
what with ...the fence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bosom for a pillow

Brimful of Asha is that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A decent coffee.

Not a day to be working outside brrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fence to be fixed,headache to go and a good fuck

I'd offer to help but you are too far away.what with ...the fence

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A magic pill that helps me get 10lb fat off in a week (that's not dnp)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fence to be fixed,headache to go and a good fuck

I'd offer to help but you are too far away.what with ...the fence

Yeah

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thought so

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A bosom for a pillow

Brimful of Asha is that lol

Correct!

You finished spinning me right round, baby right round?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fence to be fixed,headache to go and a good fuck

I'd offer to help but you are too far away.what with ...the fence

Yeah

thought so

I'd give you some paracetamol aswell for your headache lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bosom for a pillow

Brimful of Asha is that lol

Correct!

You finished spinning me right round, baby right round?

Just about my dear

got truly bloody dizzy. Next time it's just a firemans lift after more squishy bear hugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fence to be fixed,headache to go and a good fuck

I'd offer to help but you are too far away.what with ...the fence

Yeah

thought so

I'd give you some paracetamol aswell for your headache lol"
taken some unfortunately they are not working

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

40 mid morning winks

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Coffee & crumpet

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A bosom for a pillow

Brimful of Asha is that lol

Correct!

You finished spinning me right round, baby right round?

Just about my dear

got truly bloody dizzy. Next time it's just a firemans lift after more squishy bear hugs

x "

Deal

But can you carry me next time? My arms got tired from me lifting you up last time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bosom for a pillow

Brimful of Asha is that lol

Correct!

You finished spinning me right round, baby right round?

Just about my dear

got truly bloody dizzy. Next time it's just a firemans lift after more squishy bear hugs

Deal

But can you carry me next time? My arms got tired from me lifting you up last time

Lol absolutely a deal x be forewarned though skirts ruck up when being lifted that way so come prepared

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A bosom for a pillow

Brimful of Asha is that lol

Correct!

You finished spinning me right round, baby right round?

Just about my dear

got truly bloody dizzy. Next time it's just a firemans lift after more squishy bear hugs

Deal

But can you carry me next time? My arms got tired from me lifting you up last time

Lol absolutely a deal x be forewarned though skirts ruck up when being lifted that way so come prepared

x "

You mean I have to purchase some knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To smash my interview and start next week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bosom for a pillow

Brimful of Asha is that lol

Correct!

You finished spinning me right round, baby right round?

Just about my dear

got truly bloody dizzy. Next time it's just a firemans lift after more squishy bear hugs

Deal

But can you carry me next time? My arms got tired from me lifting you up last time

Lol absolutely a deal x be forewarned though skirts ruck up when being lifted that way so come prepared

You mean I have to purchase some knickers?

God no! Just giving you a heads up that's all! Wouldn't be a gentleman if I didn't

x I'm sure the view would be readily appreciated by all in eye sight

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"40 mid morning winks "

Thats a lot of winks in one morning...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"To smash my interview and start next week"

Good luck Mr Pull...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To smash my interview and start next week"

Good luck fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That elusive female submissive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tomorrow to hurry the fuck up and get here !!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I fancy a snog, don't know why....but I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After the job I just did? A shower!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

My fucking life back and 2 hands that work. It not much to ask really is it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too desperate but i do not care any more due to it being that hard these days

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

A girl that I met three weeks ago on POF. Three dates , some great ‘sexting’. Met last night and had a great snog and feel of each other. Very restrained and all the more horny because of it. This weekend - younger than me, very fit with ‘butter wouldn’t melt’ looks / behaviour. Deputy head but filthy as fuck. I think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To smash my interview and start next week

Good luck Mr Pull...

"
cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To get out of this traffic jam on the A51 out of Chester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A girl that I met three weeks ago on POF. Three dates , some great ‘sexting’. Met last night and had a great snog and feel of each other. Very restrained and all the more horny because of it. This weekend - younger than me, very fit with ‘butter wouldn’t melt’ looks / behaviour. Deputy head but filthy as fuck. I think? "

Is she aware you’re on here..? Hopefully she’ll join you

Otherwise it could end badly... so be careful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get out of this traffic jam on the A51 out of Chester "

To get out of Chester full stop and never return

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy a snog, don't know why....but I do

I’m only up the road in Chester , can we meet half way ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get out of this traffic jam on the A51 out of Chester

To get out of Chester full stop and never return "

i am only passing through hun x

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a coffee and some hob nobs right now.."

Time machine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To smash my interview and start next week"

Good luck cheeky chops x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A big cuddle in bed by someone feeding me chocolate lol x"

This but Burger King instead of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To get out of this traffic jam on the A51 out of Chester

To get out of Chester full stop and never return

i am only passing through hun x "

Lucky bastard I have to live here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After the job I just did? A shower!

Was she dirty? Lol

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Is she aware you’re on here..? Hopefully she’ll join you

Otherwise it could end badly... so be careful "

No she’s not. My dating life and Fab are kept well apart. Dating taking preference right now.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"After the job I just did? A shower!

What job have you just done Georgie?..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is she aware you’re on here..? Hopefully she’ll join you

Otherwise it could end badly... so be careful

No she’s not. My dating life and Fab are kept well apart. Dating taking preference right now. "

What could possibly go wrong...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right now??..well that would be Mr F not being at work and being here under the duvet, giving me full on naked hugs and snogs!!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

sounds like you had a great date last night!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Lunch"

whats for lunch today?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"What are you desperate for right now?

I could do with a coffee and some hob nobs right now..

Time machine"

What era would you like to travel back to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After the job I just did? A shower!

Was she dirty? Lol "

Alas, this was real life not fab life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After the job I just did? A shower!

What job have you just done Georgie?..

A nasty, dirty job Adam

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By *riggler90Couple over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

A gorgeous mans face between my legs and cake after. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After the job I just did? A shower!

Was she dirty? Lol

Alas, this was real life not fab life

My deepest sympathy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gorgeous mans face between my legs and cake after. X"

Blimey that does sound rather fabulous... especially the cake part

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

Answers. That I'm not going to get.

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By *riggler90Couple over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

"A gorgeous mans face between my legs and cake after. X

Blimey that does sound rather fabulous... especially the cake part

Carrot or coffee and walnut x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"After the job I just did? A shower!

What job have you just done Georgie?..

A nasty, dirty job Adam

Whose Adam?...I'm Ash!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beef

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A gorgeous mans face between my legs and cake after. X"

I'm free all day and can also supply cake...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A gorgeous mans face between my legs and cake after. X

Blimey that does sound rather fabulous... especially the cake part

I have some nice fresh and moist Lemon Drizzle cake just in today...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A gorgeous mans face between my legs and cake after. X

Blimey that does sound rather fabulous... especially the cake part

I have some nice fresh and moist Lemon Drizzle cake just in today...

Fresh... moist...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Beef

Would you like one of my corned beef sandwiches?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After the job I just did? A shower!

What job have you just done Georgie?..

A nasty, dirty job Adam

Whose Adam?...I'm Ash!...

Jeez! I'm not even sure I can blame my phone for that one! I know someone who will be chuckling at that though

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"After the job I just did? A shower!

What job have you just done Georgie?..

A nasty, dirty job Adam

Whose Adam?...I'm Ash!...

Jeez! I'm not even sure I can blame my phone for that one! I know someone who will be chuckling at that though

You have such a problem with names beginning with A. Like Abbey and Amy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After the job I just did? A shower!

What job have you just done Georgie?..

A nasty, dirty job Adam

Whose Adam?...I'm Ash!...

Jeez! I'm not even sure I can blame my phone for that one! I know someone who will be chuckling at that though

You have such a problem with names beginning with A. Like Abbey and Amy

Oooooh typical of you to remember that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I had

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"What I had

What is it you had?...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Glass of wine but too early

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Glass of wine but too early"

Its a bit early but not too long until dinner time...

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Someone to pop round and cook my dinner for me please.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Someone to pop round and cook my dinner for me please.

I could make you some beans on toast and a poached egg?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A repeat of last night ... And I don't have to wait too long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex would be quite nice but I'll settle for my dinner

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A repeat of last night ... And I don't have to wait too long

Good evening Lady C...I'd never keep you waiting...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A repeat of last night ... And I don't have to wait too long

Good evening Lady C...I'd never keep you waiting...

I know you wouldn't Ash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nap, up early when there was no need, hardly any sleep last night and just ate a big dinner! Staying with friends tonight so gonna get messy!

Danish x

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

A real, whole night's sleep.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A nap, up early when there was no need, hardly any sleep last night and just ate a big dinner! Staying with friends tonight so gonna get messy!

Danish x"

I just had a 2 hours nap...

Hope it gets very messy tonight...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/03/19 17:46:58]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep I’d like sleep, not slept properly in days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A nap, up early when there was no need, hardly any sleep last night and just ate a big dinner! Staying with friends tonight so gonna get messy!

Danish x

I just had a 2 hours nap...

Hope it gets very messy tonight...

Bloody hope not, I’m spending the evening with doughnut, ex husband and our joint friend (that me and the ex has played with

). So no, I don’t want it to get messy! Yes it’s fucked up but it works!

Danish x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A nap, up early when there was no need, hardly any sleep last night and just ate a big dinner! Staying with friends tonight so gonna get messy!

Danish x

I just had a 2 hours nap...

Hope it gets very messy tonight...

Bloody hope not, I’m spending the evening with doughnut, ex husband and our joint friend (that me and the ex has played with

). So no, I don’t want it to get messy! Yes it’s fucked up but it works!

Danish x"

How did it go last night Danish? x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

I could do with a nice hot Greggs sausage roll right now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A nap, up early when there was no need, hardly any sleep last night and just ate a big dinner! Staying with friends tonight so gonna get messy!

Danish x

I just had a 2 hours nap...

Hope it gets very messy tonight...

Bloody hope not, I’m spending the evening with doughnut, ex husband and our joint friend (that me and the ex has played with

). So no, I don’t want it to get messy! Yes it’s fucked up but it works!

Danish x

Yeeeaaaahhh, drinking all day and then all night, didn’t get messy like the old days but it was one of those unplanned nights that was just so so funny!

How did it go last night Danish? x"

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A nap, up early when there was no need, hardly any sleep last night and just ate a big dinner! Staying with friends tonight so gonna get messy!

Danish x

I just had a 2 hours nap...

Hope it gets very messy tonight...

Bloody hope not, I’m spending the evening with doughnut, ex husband and our joint friend (that me and the ex has played with

). So no, I don’t want it to get messy! Yes it’s fucked up but it works!

Danish x

Yeeeaaaahhh, drinking all day and then all night, didn’t get messy like the old days but it was one of those unplanned nights that was just so so funny!

I'm glad that you had a fun evening..

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Me, nothing. But some people seem desparate for attention on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could do with a massage on my leg.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Could do with a massage on my leg."

Which leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buttered baps with bacon medallions pepper and ooooodles of mocha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could do with a massage on my leg.

Which leg

The right one

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Buttered baps with bacon medallions pepper and ooooodles of mocha"

Sorry the coffee bar isn't open today!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

New Arms and a proper sports massage.

I hate bench training

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Italian stove-top coffee

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"New Arms and a proper sports massage.

I hate bench training

I think i saw a buy one new arm and get one free deal in Asda the other day.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Italian stove-top coffee

would you like a cake with that?...

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Fwb...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A naughty nurse to give me a bed bath with her tongue

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"A naughty nurse to give me a bed bath with her tongue

That would be a very long bath!..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naughty nurse to give me a bed bath with her tongue

That would be a very long bath!..

Hopefully

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Somebody to get me out the bath, dry me off and take me to my bedroom. I'm too lazy to do it myself, I'm going to shrivel up like a prune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A poo and I am on the train

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By *ensualflingMan over a year ago

I am in the mood for some nice slow anal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

100 replies...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peace and harmony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peace and harmony

They sound like a couple of 80's hookers....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peace and harmony

They sound like a couple of 80's hookers.... "

Move over Cagney & Lacey, Dempsey & Makepeace, Scarecrow & Mrs Smith it’s Peace & Harmony!!!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

A guy who can hold a conversation and doesn't just disappear into the ether after arranging a social? I'm not fussy - just tall and tattooed with a bit of banter will do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right now..? Nothing... last night, sleep and a friend to be a friend as I’m at a funeral tomorrow but hey-ho

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By *imited 3EditionCouple over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Home and my hubby... day 7 in London

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

I could do with a latte and a few hob nobs right now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good stroking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a latte and a few hob nobs right now..."

I thought you were going to say stake!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"I could do with a latte and a few hob nobs right now...

I thought you were going to say stake!

I can wait until next week...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man over a year ago

London

"Right now..? Nothing... last night, sleep and a friend to be a friend as I’m at a funeral tomorrow but hey-ho

Hope you're feeling ok today after the funeral.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For work to finish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

April 1st

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