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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending  |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Your knees are known as bad and trick rather than left or right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know exactly what your say OP  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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police look 12 |
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You know you're getting old when you need the back massage after sex not before |
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I had the crazy idea of pulling a 3 day club fest this weekend.
I definitely feel my age + 40 years. Never again 
Now I’m curled up in my onesie surrounded by little sleepy dogs I’m much happier being an old bird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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your back goes out more than you do ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your saying why your parents did like “Back in the day” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your belly button comes in the centre of your breasts |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
The osteoporosis diagnosis has made me feel ancient. |
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Your boss says that's not politically correct at one of your jokes  |
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You can only dream of a play date with a woman in a tartan mini skirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you tell your kids that you remember when that housing estate was just a big field |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the people you work with are closer to your child’s age than they are yours.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You look at Drs or policemen and think are you really old enough to be doing your job lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wen you cant stand the noise in the clubs |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When the people you work with are closer to your child’s age than they are yours.
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My career is older than most of the people I have been working with recently. |
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The pool of fab women who'd want to play with you is shrinking daily |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the people you work with are closer to your child’s age than they are yours.
My career is older than most of the people I have been working with recently. "
Ok that made me giggle |
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when your "little" sister is 51 and moaning because shes started the menopause |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You grunt when standing up... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
When you actually remember the song "the oldest swinger in town"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You stand up and every joint in ya body grinds and clicks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually remember the song "the oldest swinger in town" "
Never heard of it!  |
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When you start to look at Saga holidays as a serious option |
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When your relationship is older than half the people on fab! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You rarely go to clubs because the action starts far too late and you want to be tucked up in bed by 12ish |
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You don't need proof of age for alcohol purchases |
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When you have to explain to an office junior what a fax machine is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You like seeing washing hanging outside on the line and you comment that it’s a good drying day. |
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You can buy condoms first time without going red in the face and making 27 false purchases from the girl in the chemists first |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending "
You could have stayed at home in Pyjamas I would have brought a Chinese and a Rom Com DVD at least that way you can still have the happy ending. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you tell someone off and start with... 'When I was your age!' |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
You know you're getting old when ...When you have too many early nights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can buy condoms first time without going red in the face and making 27 false purchases from the girl in the chemists first "
The older you get the louder you become buying them it's like youre shouting... yes I can still get an erection!! |
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You know your get old when you wonder if your HRT patch matches your lingerie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you remember who Fun Boy Three were |
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"When you start to look at Saga holidays as a serious option "
We just got our house insurance via Saga. There is free wine and beer available on their "possibilities" site. Just saying  |
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By *harmingCMan
over a year ago
Bishops Stortford |
When you forget why you went up or down stairs |
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"You don't need proof of age for alcohol purchases "
If I shave ma beard off I get asked for ID when I go into pubs  |
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When you're child is more than twice the age you were when they were born |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can insure a brand new 29k car for £135..... / |
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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago
Gleam Street |
Old? I started lying 15 years ago and intend to keep doing so... mostly cos I have to keep up with my Mum who has a better social life than me and is still doing tai chi and yoga..I'm only on the yoga.... |
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You see someone do something energetic and think how much that would make your feet hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is that what I have to look forward too? I’m going to enjoy being 21 lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can insure a brand new 29k car for £135..... / "
Have you just bought a brand new 29k car then? |
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When you have tools and equipment older than some of the people you work with... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ? |
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"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?"
Not for me...No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?
Not for me...No "
Ah ok I guesss everyone has there own tastes |
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"Is that what I have to look forward too? I’m going to enjoy being 21 lol"
Bless 21 eh (tried to write that without sounding patroniaing..Not trying to be)
How great is that your whole life ahead of you, and to right enjoy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can insure a brand new 29k car for £135..... /
Have you just bought a brand new 29k car then? "
Haha, I wish, I lease one.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?"
Nope, if anything it can make me feel older than I want to feel... |
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending "
Clearly you need to experience my 'massage artistry'... guaranteed to keep you young and the happy endings coming. Sadly I'm too old and distant to offer to prove my claim... |
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"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?
Not for me...No
Ah ok I guesss everyone has there own tastes "
I suppose it depends on what you call young,.for me it's under 35 tho there is always the exceptolion.
I would be meeting them becauae because they had that certain something not becauae it would make be feel young...I don't feel old  |
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"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?
Nope, if anything it can make me feel older than I want to feel... "
Yes it can for me too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending "
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*I'm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You look at Drs or policemen and think are you really old enough to be doing your job lol"
Or vets that tell you how to look after animals that you have owned for longer than the vet has been alive |
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )"
Ah go on squidge over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?"
No, going for older men makes me still feel young |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when you have to show the young folks they can change the channel by pressing the buttons on the side of a tv...and explaining that tvs never used to come with remotes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suppose without sounding like a typical man but an older women is always a big turn on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )
Ah go on squidge over "
Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
When I look for new shoes which have Velcro fastening or are slip-ons, as arthritic hands cannot cope with laces. |
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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago
Gloucester |
You know your old when you’d rather have a cup of tea than thicken your glass with another vodka |
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )
Ah go on squidge over
Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another "
I do like person of variety |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )
Ah go on squidge over
Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another
I do like person of variety "
I'll put them in the dryer! I make a mean hot chocolate too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.... you try to put the iron in the fridge ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every spelling and grammar mistake makes you tut x |
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )
Ah go on squidge over
Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another
I do like person of variety "
I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On Sunday my daughter, (11), asked if 'were you alive dad when the internet was invented?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )
Ah go on squidge over
Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another
I do like person of variety
I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink"
Oh good! I thought i'd worded my post wrongly I overuse the green smiley so everyone knows i'm not being super serious, I am too awkward to type without them |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Young colleagues when I mentioned music from my past, recorded on Cassette tape, asked "what's a Cassette Tape"? |
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )
Ah go on squidge over
Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another
I do like person of variety
I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink
Oh good! I thought i'd worded my post wrongly I overuse the green smiley so everyone knows i'm not being super serious, I am too awkward to type without them "
Ah good glad that sorted x
You know your getting old when you
Can't use emojis lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’ve been in your feet for too long, sit down and then when you get back up it’s still like you are sitting and do a funny walk
Danish x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )
Ah go on squidge over
Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another
I do like person of variety
I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink
Oh good! I thought i'd worded my post wrongly I overuse the green smiley so everyone knows i'm not being super serious, I am too awkward to type without them
Ah good glad that sorted x
You know your getting old when you
Can't use emojis lol x"
There's a group on facebook called "Please show to Jim! Ha ha" full of 'im too old for this newfangled technology' type posts, might give you a chuckle to see you're not the worst for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're walking up stairs and forget what you're going up there for. Then you realise you're holding everyone else up getting on the plane.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you write notes for EVERYTHING |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you've gone soft....
(wait, that sounds wrong....  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You love watching The Great British Sewing Bee !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Age is all in the mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your favourite bands start playing on radio 2!
I heard Distubed and Greenday on there over the weekend! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
Afternoon naps cease to become a luxury...they become essential. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your stair lift stops working and your stuck upstairs all day |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Afternoon naps cease to become a luxury...they become essential."
It so does |
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending
24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors
(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )
Ah go on squidge over
Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another
I do like person of variety
I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink
Oh good! I thought i'd worded my post wrongly I overuse the green smiley so everyone knows i'm not being super serious, I am too awkward to type without them
Ah good glad that sorted x
You know your getting old when you
Can't use emojis lol x
There's a group on facebook called "Please show to Jim! Ha ha" full of 'im too old for this newfangled technology' type posts, might give you a chuckle to see you're not the worst for it "
I don't use Facebook either am am I ancient or what |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually remember the song "the oldest swinger in town" "
Erm one of my favourite songs- I grew up listening to that...I’m 33! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can no longer find any good records for your gramaphone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every spelling and grammar mistake makes you tut x"
You missy sound like a dripping tap when you in the forums then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you wake up at 5.30am to go to the loo and can't get back to sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you have an early night so wake at 5 and that's it for the day |
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When you start to study your annual pension statement very carefully
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you start to study your annual pension statement very carefully
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I did this the other day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I’m in club and seems like every song I hear I’m saying “I remember the original of this one” |
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By *J2123Man
over a year ago
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When you stop getting ID’d for a Red Bull |
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When you really fancy your grandson's girlfriend (this shouldn't be seen as a personal observation - I just wish she wouldn't wear those very short skirts and fishnets or the 'spray on' leggings that show every curve and crevice; also with breasts that big I would have thought she would be more comfortable wearing a bra...)! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you really fancy your grandson's girlfriend (this shouldn't be seen as a personal observation - I just wish she wouldn't wear those very short skirts and fishnets or the 'spray on' leggings that show every curve and crevice; also with breasts that big I would have thought she would be more comfortable wearing a bra...)!"
This is something you should keep to yourself maybe ...
Creepy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you have to pop the readers on now and then |
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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago
Hitchin |
When you abandon an anecdote because you realise that there are just too many references that the audience are too young to get. |
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When your only chance of sex with a 20 year old is if she's on a shag the oldest guy bet with her mates on a night out |
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At work this young lad who looked about 14,walked upto me and said you used to play cricket with my grandad!. |
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"The pool of fab women who'd want to play with you is shrinking daily "
my pool is so small I can't get in it myself |
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"When you wake up at 5.30am to go to the loo and can't get back to sleep "
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When you get very excited about a future 90s v 00s tour featuring 5ive, Steps, East 17, Fatman Scoop, B*witched, Big Bruvaz etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you wake up at 5.30am to go to the loo and can't get back to sleep "
This is definitely me every day and being diagnosed last year with early osteoarthritis in one of my joints, was told "it's nothing to worry about, just comes with age" |
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When you’re chatting with a new starter/apprentice at work and the conversation gets around to cars. He tells me he’s into classic cars so that piques my interest so I ask him which ones.
He’s got a 2007 Ford Fiesta.... |
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"When you really fancy your grandson's girlfriend (this shouldn't be seen as a personal observation - I just wish she wouldn't wear those very short skirts and fishnets or the 'spray on' leggings that show every curve and crevice; also with breasts that big I would have thought she would be more comfortable wearing a bra).
This is something you should keep to yourself maybe ...
Creepy "
Hey please don't put a 'perverted spin' on this - it was no more than a poor attempt at humour! A quick look at my profile and veris will show you I don't go near young women (or attempt to) and as a father of two daughters (now grown up and mothers) I was fiercely protective and defensive of them! I was saying no more than that us older chaps still 'notice'! Is this another question for the forum as is it not the case that young women dress as I 'observed' to attract attention?
It is not 'creepy' to notice them - do you not dress to attract attention? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're worried about a cold winter |
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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago
Hitchin |
Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention. |
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"Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention. "
Really... my grandson and his girlfriend are in their early 20s (university undergrads) - perhaps you imagine I was referring to real youngsters? |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
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I was working with some interns last summer, when I met up with an old work colleague. When we added it up we had last met up longer ago than the interns had been alive! They couldn't get their heads arounds us still being mates... |
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When you drop out out of all your friends age ranges on here |
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over a year ago
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"When you abandon an anecdote because you realise that there are just too many references that the audience are too young to get. "
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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When old clothes come back into fashion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The pool of fab women who'd want to play with you is shrinking daily "
Least you've a pool with some water. Been a long time since any water was in my pool. |
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over a year ago
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Scrolling down to find the year you were born in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know you're old when you answer a 10.30pm text at 6am. |
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over a year ago
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You know you're old when you tell your daughter to hang up the phone |
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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago
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"Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention.
Really... my grandson and his girlfriend are in their early 20s (university undergrads) - perhaps you imagine I was referring to real youngsters?"
50 year age gap then. I'd definitely keep any such thoughts to myself.
It's not what you say; it's what people hear.
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"When you really fancy your grandson's girlfriend (this shouldn't be seen as a personal observation - I just wish she wouldn't wear those very short skirts and fishnets or the 'spray on' leggings that show every curve and crevice; also with breasts that big I would have thought she would be more comfortable wearing a bra...)!"
My son-in-law lived with me for a while so he and my daughter could save some money. He lives in the gym. I came down one morning to see him frying bacon, dressed only in boxers.
All I could see was the pan of bacon on too high a flame, the splash guard still on the hook and not covering the pan, and himself jumping as the hot oil hit him...love him, but not the sharpest tool.
I told him to get dressed whilst I continued his breakfast for him. All I thought was he's going to burn himself, not ooh he's hot!
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"You know you're old when you tell your daughter to hang up the phone "
...or turn the music down. |
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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago
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"When you abandon an anecdote because you realise that there are just too many references that the audience are too young to get.
I do this all the time.
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Hehe. We'll just have to tell each other our stories instead |
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"Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention.
Really... my grandson and his girlfriend are in their early 20s (university undergrads) - perhaps you imagine I was referring to real youngsters?
50 year age gap then. I'd definitely keep any such thoughts to myself.
It's not what you say; it's what people hear.
Worth bearing in mind. "
Are you actually saying it is wrong for older men to be attracted to younger women? I think you live in a very different world from the one I have observed. Having provoked this reaction I do agree with you that it is what people hear and not what they say! However it is also wrong to make offensive accusations/assumptions without interrogating or seeking clarification as to what is actually being said!! |
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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago
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"Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention.
Really... my grandson and his girlfriend are in their early 20s (university undergrads) - perhaps you imagine I was referring to real youngsters?
50 year age gap then. I'd definitely keep any such thoughts to myself.
It's not what you say; it's what people hear.
Worth bearing in mind.
Are you actually saying it is wrong for older men to be attracted to younger women? I think you live in a very different world from the one I have observed. Having provoked this reaction I do agree with you that it is what people hear and not what they say! However it is also wrong to make offensive accusations/assumptions without interrogating or seeking clarification as to what is actually being said!!"
Fancy who you like. But articulate it judiciously else you leave yourself open to unintended consequences.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you fancy the lollypop lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending "
I realised I was old when I had to quit drugs/shugar and start exercising and going to bed early.
Up untill 25 I could abuse myself with drugs and shugar and my body shape didn't change. Now I must live like a shoulin monk or I get fat/go more insane |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when youve seen halleys comet...........twice!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When round 1 ends up going into the championship rounds and then your counted out before round 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Btw.....
If your an old fat rich guy with a sexy 19 year old girlfriend
I don't hate...
It's people who are jelous or unhappy with a "real maeriage" who criticise.
They have a old wife who is nasty and shit...you have a young play thing...
They hate it....keep doing what your doing
Mum's go to Iceland
Men go to Thailand
Good guys go to heaven
Bad guys go to pattaya
Yinglee
https://youtu.be/Wx3_78QxFHg
Don't waste your life with a shit wife who cheats on you, treats you like crap and eats like a pig...
You can find 19 year old C oncubines who will treat you better...
Unless you genuinely find the love of your life in a truely selfless woman...then your better off living in Thailand.
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".... you try to put the iron in the fridge ..."
I bet you haven't put a goldfish in the washing machine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You get up get dressed go down road to station and realise 1st train isn't for 2 hours yet omg |
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over a year ago
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".... you try to put the iron in the fridge ...
I bet you haven't put a goldfish in the washing machine "
or cook frozen beefburgers in the toaster |
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over a year ago
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".... you try to put the iron in the fridge ...
I bet you haven't put a goldfish in the washing machine
or cook frozen beefburgers in the toaster"
surely that's alshambers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you try book a holiday flight with the wright brothers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you can remember when Mojo's where 1p each.
I seem to recall them being 1/2p before they were 1p.  |
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By *ompyjcMan
over a year ago
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"When the people you work with are closer to your child’s age than they are yours.
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Arrgh, that hurts i must be old |
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Don't worry about being old..... it don't tend to last long |
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over a year ago
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...when you can remember a time before Brexit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Listen to smooth radio not radio 1 |
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over a year ago
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You're on fab while watching the parliment vote live... |
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over a year ago
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Your feet don't warm up |
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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago
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You let out an 'aarrrggghhh' as you sit down! Lol |
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over a year ago
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Your knees click every time you stand up |
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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago
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You say how easy kids have got it these days! |
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over a year ago
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you cant think why you went in the kitchen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you cant think why you went in the kitchen"
I fotgot I had a kitchen |
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"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?
Nope, if anything it can make me feel older than I want to feel... "
Hour only as old as the man your feeling |
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"Young colleagues when I mentioned music from my past, recorded on Cassette tape, asked "what's a Cassette Tape"?"
You should tell them about the
8 track tapes which we had in the car back in the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Young colleagues when I mentioned music from my past, recorded on Cassette tape, asked "what's a Cassette Tape"?
You should tell them about the
8 track tapes which we had in the car back in the day "
Pressing record simultaneously on a twin deck to get your exchange music ?? ... Those were the days lol |
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When "Cotton eye Joe" is considered a classic |
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When you realise that Jurrassic Park was released 25 Years ago |
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"When you remember who Fun Boy Three were"
Listened to their albums the other week, years since I last listened, loved hearing them again, but my word Terry was one misery! |
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By *ompyjcMan
over a year ago
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"When you realise that Jurrassic Park was released 25 Years ago "
Bloody hell didn't even think of that |
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over a year ago
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Being told by my doctor that I was “a woman of a certain age” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Someone I worked with didn't understand a Groundhog Day reference the other day |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Today i noted that i hadn't trimmed my pubes in a while. And i thought fuck it, why does it matter anymore? Its all over. Just the cold earth to look forward to now. |
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over a year ago
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You clicked on the dogging in Durham post by mistake instead of this one and it took you a good ten seconds to gain your bearings.... |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
You realise that you're in the 40% bracket and maybe you should think about getting your prostate checked... |
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over a year ago
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When you say ' why do they print writing so small nowadays' |
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over a year ago
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When you post on a thread and forgot what you put,just had to come and look |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
You leave the tv on and the tv shopping adverts are on when you wake up. You can't be bothered to change the channel or turn it off. A few minutes later you begin to think... Hmmm, thats a good idea, could do with one of those. 20 minutes later you are the soon to be proud owmer of a new saucepan which can cook your favourite casseroles and steamed puddings with no mess with a bonus attachment to cook your tea time favourites in a compact size. |
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Radio 2 is a better option than radio 1 |
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"Radio 2 is a better option than radio 1"
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
All you've got ahead of you is Cotton Traders, arse cancer, and liver and onions. You're a burden on everyone, especially those you love. Any joy you might feel is ephemeral, tedium and disappointment are the default. And you smell of wee.
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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"When you have to explain to an office junior what a fax machine is."
I'm 32 and had to be shown the other day
Never used one, don't see why they're still in use. |
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over a year ago
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"When you have to explain to an office junior what a fax machine is.
I'm 32 and had to be shown the other day
Never used one, don't see why they're still in use. "
solicitors still use them between solicitors & courts...as its the only correspondence medium that cannot be interfered with |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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"When you have to explain to an office junior what a fax machine is.
I'm 32 and had to be shown the other day
Never used one, don't see why they're still in use.
solicitors still use them between solicitors & courts...as its the only correspondence medium that cannot be interfered with"
Was medical stuff being faxed to and from hospital so that makes sense then. |
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