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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So... as I've mentioned once or twice I'll be travelling around Europe beginning first weekend of April...
I don't speak another language and was thinking of some popular phrases I could learn...
Please let me know what good phrases I need in order to get by travelling.
I'll be heading to most places over Europe so choose whatever language you want.
Example...
French
Where is the nearest swing club?
où est le club de swing nearesy?
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over a year ago
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"English - Do you have any lube?
French - Avez vous des loob?
Or Pouvez-vous repérer sur mes doigts? "
Yes maybe useful if I find myself in a tight situation lol |
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"English - Do you have any lube?
French - Avez vous des loob?
Or Pouvez-vous repérer sur mes doigts?
Yes maybe useful if I find myself in a tight situation lol "
Lol ill have a think for useful and come back to you  |
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"English - Do you have any lube?
French - Avez vous des loob?
Or Pouvez-vous repérer sur mes doigts?
Yes maybe useful if I find myself in a tight situation lol
Lol ill have a think for useful and come back to you "
It's a spoof thread say what you want. I got google translate to get me by. Just thought this would be funny! |
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"Don't know if it's spelt correctly in French
Tous la boosh
Which I think when translated to English means
use your mouth
Like it! Thanks "
utilise ta bouche |
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Warum sie haben puten titten?
Will you have a drink with me?
Meine Vater war eine hubschrauber
My eyes are wide open darling
Du bist kompact schadel, bist du krank?
You are brilliant, aren't you?
Ich bin eine inselapfer, aus England. Ich wohne in eine tragtache.
I am an English gentleman who lives on an estate.
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"Warum sie haben puten titten?
Will you have a drink with me?
Meine Vater war eine hubschrauber
My eyes are wide open darling
Du bist kompact schadel, bist du krank?
You are brilliant, aren't you?
Ich bin eine inselapfer, aus England. Ich wohne in eine tragtache.
I am an English gentleman who lives on an estate.
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All brilliant except the last one... change English to Welsh and they're all spot on! |
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"Warum sie haben puten titten?
Will you have a drink with me?
Meine Vater war eine hubschrauber
My eyes are wide open darling
Du bist kompact schadel, bist du krank?
You are brilliant, aren't you?
Ich bin eine inselapfer, aus England. Ich wohne in eine tragtache.
I am an English gentleman who lives on an estate.
All brilliant except the last one... change English to Welsh and they're all spot on! "
Is it German? |
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"Warum sie haben puten titten?
Will you have a drink with me?
Meine Vater war eine hubschrauber
My eyes are wide open darling
Du bist kompact schadel, bist du krank?
You are brilliant, aren't you?
Ich bin eine inselapfer, aus England. Ich wohne in eine tragtache.
I am an English gentleman who lives on an estate.
All brilliant except the last one... change English to Welsh and they're all spot on!
Is it German?"
Squaddie German, actual meanings:
Why do you have Turkey tits.
My father was a helicopter.
You are compacted skull ( doesn't really translate well) are you ill?
I am an island monkey from England, I live in a shopping bag. |
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"Warum sie haben puten titten?
Will you have a drink with me?
Meine Vater war eine hubschrauber
My eyes are wide open darling
Du bist kompact schadel, bist du krank?
You are brilliant, aren't you?
Ich bin eine inselapfer, aus England. Ich wohne in eine tragtache.
I am an English gentleman who lives on an estate.
All brilliant except the last one... change English to Welsh and they're all spot on!
Is it German?
Squaddie German, actual meanings:
Why do you have Turkey tits.
My father was a helicopter.
You are compacted skull ( doesn't really translate well) are you ill?
I am an island monkey from England, I live in a shopping bag."
See why did you tell me the real translations? Would have been funny when I used them! I would have PM'd you with a photo of my black eyes. I did try googling them but nothing came up. Trying to stitch me up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""i kill you like dog"
..makes you welcome anywhere
I'll try that while I'm in Russia shall I?
yes baby yes Are you Nicole Scherzinger in disguise "
just love how she says it in the advert so upbeat an funny.."mooo"- "YES BABY YES" |
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"Warum sie haben puten titten?
Will you have a drink with me?
Meine Vater war eine hubschrauber
My eyes are wide open darling
Du bist kompact schadel, bist du krank?
You are brilliant, aren't you?
Ich bin eine inselapfer, aus England. Ich wohne in eine tragtache.
I am an English gentleman who lives on an estate.
All brilliant except the last one... change English to Welsh and they're all spot on!
Is it German?
Squaddie German, actual meanings:
Why do you have Turkey tits.
My father was a helicopter.
You are compacted skull ( doesn't really translate well) are you ill?
I am an island monkey from England, I live in a shopping bag.
See why did you tell me the real translations? Would have been funny when I used them! I would have PM'd you with a photo of my black eyes. I did try googling them but nothing came up. Trying to stitch me up! "
Kartoffelnwiedersehen = tatty bye
Drei stuck bonbon = 3 piece suite
Sehr Richtig Burgermeister = too right squire
Ja ja herr Doktor tieffe = yes yes Doctor deeper.
Schlecken meine grosse schwanze = suck my big dick.
Naturspritz = watersports
Puffhaus = Brothel
Was kostet = How much?
Zu viel = too much!
Tscheuss!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dove posso comprare il migliore prostitute.
Will come in handy when in Italy and you want to ask where the best tourist places are. "
Also usefull:
Per favore aiuto. Ho uno squalo nei miei pantaloni
For when you want to ask where the nearest cafe is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Warum sie haben puten titten?
Will you have a drink with me?
Meine Vater war eine hubschrauber
My eyes are wide open darling
Du bist kompact schadel, bist du krank?
You are brilliant, aren't you?
Ich bin eine inselapfer, aus England. Ich wohne in eine tragtache.
I am an English gentleman who lives on an estate.
All brilliant except the last one... change English to Welsh and they're all spot on!
Is it German?
Squaddie German, actual meanings:
Why do you have Turkey tits.
My father was a helicopter.
You are compacted skull ( doesn't really translate well) are you ill?
I am an island monkey from England, I live in a shopping bag.
See why did you tell me the real translations? Would have been funny when I used them! I would have PM'd you with a photo of my black eyes. I did try googling them but nothing came up. Trying to stitch me up!
Kartoffelnwiedersehen = tatty bye
Drei stuck bonbon = 3 piece suite
Sehr Richtig Burgermeister = too right squire
Ja ja herr Doktor tieffe = yes yes Doctor deeper.
Schlecken meine grosse schwanze = suck my big dick.
Naturspritz = watersports
Puffhaus = Brothel
Was kostet = How much?
Zu viel = too much!
Tscheuss!
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Thanks I will use some of these! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"dove posso comprare il migliore prostitute.
Will come in handy when in Italy and you want to ask where the best tourist places are. "
Don't think I need to translate that?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ik dacht dat je een vrouw was
It’s Dutch it might come in handy
Maybe in Thailand?
Google translate?
I dunno dude Amsterdam is a weird place  "
Ah yeah of course! I'm starting in Norway and making my way around Europe. Amsterdam is definitely on my list of top 10 places to visit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry I know this is off topic, but has anyone else noticed how the toilets are in parts of France, Belgium and the Netherlands?
I saw many in pubs where the mens urinals were in the same room as the ladies toilets  women litterally had to walk past them and I also saw mens urinals on streets in clear view of everyone  |
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"Sorry I know this is off topic, but has anyone else noticed how the toilets are in parts of France, Belgium and the Netherlands?
I saw many in pubs where the mens urinals were in the same room as the ladies toilets women litterally had to walk past them and I also saw mens urinals on streets in clear view of everyone "
Sounds interesting... will have to have a look at that! |
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over a year ago
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"Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
Dutch for will you give me a blow job?
waar is de dichtstbijzijnde sekskliniek
Where is the nearest sex clinic "
Will je me een pijpbeurt geven? |
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"Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
Dutch for will you give me a blow job?
waar is de dichtstbijzijnde sekskliniek
Where is the nearest sex clinic
Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?"
verwacht je dat ik dat zuig? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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did you ever watch trigger happy where Dom Joly sat on a bench pretending to learn French through earphones with someone sat next to him listening. repeating out loud I'll kill you you French x x x x etc .very funny had the other bloke creasing himself |
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"Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
Dutch for will you give me a blow job?
waar is de dichtstbijzijnde sekskliniek
Where is the nearest sex clinic
Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
verwacht je dat ik dat zuig?"
natuurlijk niet! Ik was gewoon de uitspraak aan het oefenen denk ik? Hangt er van af of je er aanstoot aan hebt genomen? |
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"did you ever watch trigger happy where Dom Joly sat on a bench pretending to learn French through earphones with someone sat next to him listening. repeating out loud I'll kill you you French x x x x etc .very funny had the other bloke creasing himself"
Yeah that was good. I'm actually like hime whem using the phone. I can't help shouting. Well, they're so far away!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
Dutch for will you give me a blow job?
waar is de dichtstbijzijnde sekskliniek
Where is the nearest sex clinic
Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
verwacht je dat ik dat zuig?
natuurlijk niet! Ik was gewoon de uitspraak aan het oefenen denk ik? Hangt er van af of je er aanstoot aan hebt genomen?"
I don’t offend easily work with too many men for a long time! |
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I have a friend who believed whenever I introduced him to a German student saying "
Mein Freund hat einen kleinen Kinderschwanz" that I was informing them he was generously proportioned in the trouser department. |
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"Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
Dutch for will you give me a blow job?
waar is de dichtstbijzijnde sekskliniek
Where is the nearest sex clinic
Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
verwacht je dat ik dat zuig?
natuurlijk niet! Ik was gewoon de uitspraak aan het oefenen denk ik? Hangt er van af of je er aanstoot aan hebt genomen?
I don’t offend easily work with too many men for a long time!"
Bit of Welsh for you...
Doeddwn i erioed wedi mynd ati i droseddu. Weithiau mae pobl yn troseddu gyda'r hyn a ddywedaf ond nid oes gennyf broblem gyda hynny. Felly ... nad ydych chi wedi ateb fy nghwestiwn? |
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"I have a friend who believed whenever I introduced him to a German student saying "
Mein Freund hat einen kleinen Kinderschwanz" that I was informing them he was generously proportioned in the trouser department."
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A couple of useful phrases for you:
Il mio herpes è inattivo al momento.
Ja, fick mich härter in meinen Arsch!
¡Me encanta chupar una polla sucia!
Jeg har en lille blyantpige.
E?ti foarte frumos, dar inten?ionez sa manânc pizza rece în camera mea ?i sa-mi spal parul.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ik dacht dat je een vrouw was
It’s Dutch it might come in handy
Maybe in Thailand?
Google translate?
I dunno dude Amsterdam is a weird place
Ah yeah of course! I'm starting in Norway and making my way around Europe. Amsterdam is definitely on my list of top 10 places to visit! "
Amsterdam is great make sure you take in the cultural bits too not just erm...window shopping? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A couple of useful phrases for you:
Il mio herpes è inattivo al momento.
Ja, fick mich härter in meinen Arsch!
¡Me encanta chupar una polla sucia!
Jeg har en lille blyantpige.
E?ti foarte frumos, dar inten?ionez sa manânc pizza rece în camera mea ?i sa-mi spal parul.
"
Don't think I'll be using them?! I could have used the last one but I don't have much hair and I don't eat cold pizza! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ik dacht dat je een vrouw was
It’s Dutch it might come in handy
Maybe in Thailand?
Google translate?
I dunno dude Amsterdam is a weird place
Ah yeah of course! I'm starting in Norway and making my way around Europe. Amsterdam is definitely on my list of top 10 places to visit!
Amsterdam is great make sure you take in the cultural bits too not just erm...window shopping?"
I don't think I'd go into a brothel? I think it's rude to charge me for sex. Don't make sense to me. Surely I'd be giving them sex too so I should charge them!? 
There are a few certain shops I want to visit though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
Dutch for will you give me a blow job?
waar is de dichtstbijzijnde sekskliniek
Where is the nearest sex clinic
Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
verwacht je dat ik dat zuig?
natuurlijk niet! Ik was gewoon de uitspraak aan het oefenen denk ik? Hangt er van af of je er aanstoot aan hebt genomen?
I don’t offend easily work with too many men for a long time!
Bit of Welsh for you...
Doeddwn i erioed wedi mynd ati i droseddu. Weithiau mae pobl yn troseddu gyda'r hyn a ddywedaf ond nid oes gennyf broblem gyda hynny. Felly ... nad ydych chi wedi ateb fy nghwestiwn?"
Either the translator I used is wrong or maybe you need to check what you’ve written? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You might need
moet het branden als ik plast
It’s a useful one, by the way my Dutch is terrible so apologies in advance to all native speakers"
nee dat zou niet moeten! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ik dacht dat je een vrouw was
It’s Dutch it might come in handy
Maybe in Thailand?
Google translate?
I dunno dude Amsterdam is a weird place
Ah yeah of course! I'm starting in Norway and making my way around Europe. Amsterdam is definitely on my list of top 10 places to visit!
Amsterdam is great make sure you take in the cultural bits too not just erm...window shopping?
I don't think I'd go into a brothel? I think it's rude to charge me for sex. Don't make sense to me. Surely I'd be giving them sex too so I should charge them!?
There are a few certain shops I want to visit though "
Ooh check you out
There’s some quality bars there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
Dutch for will you give me a blow job?
waar is de dichtstbijzijnde sekskliniek
Where is the nearest sex clinic
Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
verwacht je dat ik dat zuig?
natuurlijk niet! Ik was gewoon de uitspraak aan het oefenen denk ik? Hangt er van af of je er aanstoot aan hebt genomen?
I don’t offend easily work with too many men for a long time!
Bit of Welsh for you...
Doeddwn i erioed wedi mynd ati i droseddu. Weithiau mae pobl yn troseddu gyda'r hyn a ddywedaf ond nid oes gennyf broblem gyda hynny. Felly ... nad ydych chi wedi ateb fy nghwestiwn?
Either the translator I used is wrong or maybe you need to check what you’ve written?"
Oh yeah! That's strange it doesn't translate back very well? Not exactly what I said lol..
What I said was...
I never intend to offend. Sometime people get offended by what I say and I don't have a problem with that. You haven't answered my question... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You might need
moet het branden als ik plast
It’s a useful one, by the way my Dutch is terrible so apologies in advance to all native speakers
nee dat zou niet moeten! "
You say that now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"ik dacht dat je een vrouw was
It’s Dutch it might come in handy
Maybe in Thailand?
Google translate?
I dunno dude Amsterdam is a weird place
Ah yeah of course! I'm starting in Norway and making my way around Europe. Amsterdam is definitely on my list of top 10 places to visit!
Amsterdam is great make sure you take in the cultural bits too not just erm...window shopping?
I don't think I'd go into a brothel? I think it's rude to charge me for sex. Don't make sense to me. Surely I'd be giving them sex too so I should charge them!?
There are a few certain shops I want to visit though
Ooh check you out
There’s some quality bars there"
I've been watching youtube videos on different places. Amsterdam does seem a really friendly and let's say chilled place! |
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"You might need
moet het branden als ik plast
It’s a useful one, by the way my Dutch is terrible so apologies in advance to all native speakers
nee dat zou niet moeten!
You say that now! "
I always say it. Even when it does happen. It shouldn't! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A couple of useful phrases for you:
Il mio herpes è inattivo al momento.
Ja, fick mich härter in meinen Arsch!
¡Me encanta chupar una polla sucia!
Jeg har en lille blyantpige.
E?ti foarte frumos, dar inten?ionez sa manânc pizza rece în camera mea ?i sa-mi spal parul.
Don't think I'll be using them?! I could have used the last one but I don't have much hair and I don't eat cold pizza! "
I'm sure you'll use "my herpes is inactive at the moment" at some point. |
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"A couple of useful phrases for you:
Il mio herpes è inattivo al momento.
Ja, fick mich härter in meinen Arsch!
¡Me encanta chupar una polla sucia!
Jeg har en lille blyantpige.
E?ti foarte frumos, dar inten?ionez sa manânc pizza rece în camera mea ?i sa-mi spal parul.
Don't think I'll be using them?! I could have used the last one but I don't have much hair and I don't eat cold pizza!
I'm sure you'll use "my herpes is inactive at the moment" at some point."
Maybe. But I'll leave out... 'my' and 'at the moment'. |
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"I have a friend who believed whenever I introduced him to a German student saying "
Mein Freund hat einen kleinen Kinderschwanz" that I was informing them he was generously proportioned in the trouser department.
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Io ho un grande cazzo. Ti piace fare pompino? |
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"I have a friend who believed whenever I introduced him to a German student saying "
Mein Freund hat einen kleinen Kinderschwanz" that I was informing them he was generously proportioned in the trouser department."
lol |
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Op if your going outa Britain, whichever country in your in just learn "I wish to claim asylum" ..then you dont have to come back to this country and hear Brexit Brexit Brexit morning noon & night |
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"Op if your going outa Britain, whichever country in your in just learn "I wish to claim asylum" ..then you dont have to come back to this country and hear Brexit Brexit Brexit morning noon & night"
I won't be coming back to the UK if I can help it... unless a family member is ill etc...
I'll be always on the move anyway so they'll have to find me first!! |
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"Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
Dutch for will you give me a blow job?
waar is de dichtstbijzijnde sekskliniek
Where is the nearest sex clinic
Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
verwacht je dat ik dat zuig?
natuurlijk niet! Ik was gewoon de uitspraak aan het oefenen denk ik? Hangt er van af of je er aanstoot aan hebt genomen?
I don’t offend easily work with too many men for a long time!
Bit of Welsh for you...
Doeddwn i erioed wedi mynd ati i droseddu. Weithiau mae pobl yn troseddu gyda'r hyn a ddywedaf ond nid oes gennyf broblem gyda hynny. Felly ... nad ydych chi wedi ateb fy nghwestiwn?
Either the translator I used is wrong or maybe you need to check what you’ve written?
Oh yeah! That's strange it doesn't translate back very well? Not exactly what I said lol..
What I said was...
I never intend to offend. Sometime people get offended by what I say and I don't have a problem with that. You haven't answered my question... "
Not offended in the slightest as I said I don’t offend easily! |
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"Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
Dutch for will you give me a blow job?
waar is de dichtstbijzijnde sekskliniek
Where is the nearest sex clinic
Will je me een pijpbeurt geven?
verwacht je dat ik dat zuig?
natuurlijk niet! Ik was gewoon de uitspraak aan het oefenen denk ik? Hangt er van af of je er aanstoot aan hebt genomen?
I don’t offend easily work with too many men for a long time!
Bit of Welsh for you...
Doeddwn i erioed wedi mynd ati i droseddu. Weithiau mae pobl yn troseddu gyda'r hyn a ddywedaf ond nid oes gennyf broblem gyda hynny. Felly ... nad ydych chi wedi ateb fy nghwestiwn?
Either the translator I used is wrong or maybe you need to check what you’ve written?
Oh yeah! That's strange it doesn't translate back very well? Not exactly what I said lol..
What I said was...
I never intend to offend. Sometime people get offended by what I say and I don't have a problem with that. You haven't answered my question...
Not offended in the slightest as I said I don’t offend easily! "
Not that question lol |
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Ich bin eine panzerfahrer, ich auch eine mitgleid von der brieftaubenzuchtverein, kanne ich bitte ihre bruder blassen?
I am a tank driver, i am also a member of the pigeon breeders club, can I please blow your brother? |
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