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over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"
I don't own a measuring tape and I'm not downloading an app for it. Do you happen to know the exact length of a lynx africa tin?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
I don't own a measuring tape and I'm not downloading an app for it. Do you happen to know the exact length of a lynx africa tin? "
. No but I can pop round with my tape measure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
I don't own a measuring tape and I'm not downloading an app for it. Do you happen to know the exact length of a lynx africa tin?
. No but I can pop round with my tape measure. "
Haha you may leave now, there's work going on in the airport at the minite causing delays, I can't keep this thing hard forever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"
This!
Plus I would definitely take a photo of it next to a Sky remote because obviously us women love that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra "
Of course it's important. I need the correct size Willy warmer in winter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra
Of course it's important. I need the correct size Willy warmer in winter"
I’ll knit you one message me your measurements! |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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177 cm.. or about 5'10".. last time I was measured by a nurse at my health check.
Cock size... nope the nurse didn't measure although at my health check she suggested I not wank quite so often..
I asked "why?" and she said "it was playing havoc with the blood pressure monitor!!",
Oh and I never have either   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra
Of course it's important. I need the correct size Willy warmer in winter
I’ll knit you one message me your measurements! "
just knolt it so that you can fit a Lynx XL can into it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra
Of course it's important. I need the correct size Willy warmer in winter
I’ll knit you one message me your measurements! just knolt it so that you can fit a Lynx XL can into it "
Ooh I say !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape "
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely "
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I yet asked I alot.
I was just driving home and this thought entered my head. Is it very uncommon to never have measured and genuinely not know?"
I kinda think in most cases it's a pointless piece of information most if not all women only allow you if they fancy you your face your body and enjoy your personality so by time they get you in bed the work is done ,you can only work with what you've got |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I yet asked I alot.
I was just driving home and this thought entered my head. Is it very uncommon to never have measured and genuinely not know?I kinda think in most cases it's a pointless piece of information most if not all women only allow you if they fancy you your face your body and enjoy your personality so by time they get you in bed the work is done ,you can only work with what you've got "
allow you in their knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never knew where to measure from?
Side, top, balls???? All different....
And wtf is girth, I snapped a ruler on that job once.... "
Haha that made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit "
Hahaha thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't measured for years!!
There's never a measuring tape around when I'm horny and it's one of the last things on my mind in that moment.
I think many women don't know measurements, considering in some profiles they ask for only men over 7 or 8 inches.. And in the pics they're having sex with much smaller looking cocks than that
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"
If its 2" or 10" I'd put money on it that every Man on this site has measured it at some point,
Although there in no way to prove it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any guy that says he has never measured his Wang at some point in his life is a fucking liar.
That said, it really doesn't matter as much as people seem to think it does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol
Do let us know "
What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks "
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol
Do let us know
What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick "
Average is 5.2. You’re above  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?"
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol
Do let us know
What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick
Average is 5.2. You’re above "
https://youtu.be/2l3uyhwQvvc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment "
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well "
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol
Do let us know
What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick
Average is 5.2. You’re above
https://youtu.be/2l3uyhwQvvc "
I can never click on those links  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my own cock is 8 inches and the ladys love it.
I have proof on my profile but if any lady wants me to prove it to her in a fun way plz message"
its also made of play doh the way you stretch the poor thing im surprised its not tried to bite you
Gonna call in the rspcc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer "
go get him tiger |
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I always measure guys I meet with my mouth. If it touches my tonsils it's hard to get in my mouth. It's good for me. Just don't tell any of the guys on fab that's what I'm doing when I deep throat them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer "
See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending
just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks
more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problem |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol
Do let us know
What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick
Average is 5.2. You’re above
https://youtu.be/2l3uyhwQvvc
I can never click on those links "
Just highlight the text then copy. Open your browser and paste. Forums don't do hyperlinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer
See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending
just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks
more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problem"
I’ll keep you in mind beefy . Much appreciated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I yet asked I alot.
I was just driving home and this thought entered my head. Is it very uncommon to never have measured and genuinely not know?"
Never measured nor ever felt the need to measure. Why? Could be depressing to know the truth, better to pretend I'm different. No one will find out lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer
See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending
just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks
more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problem"
dhe just pmed me beefs her fave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer
See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending
just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks
more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave"
cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad
but I'm still not having bum sex sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer
See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending
just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks
more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave
cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad
but I'm still not having bum sex sorry"
what if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then |
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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago
Gloucester |
"I always measure guys I meet with my mouth. If it touches my tonsils it's hard to get in my mouth. It's good for me. Just don't tell any of the guys on fab that's what I'm doing when I deep throat them "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never knew where to measure from?
Side, top, balls???? All different....
And wtf is girth, I snapped a ruler on that job once....
Haha that made me chuckle "
Yvw, I owe you a few giggles, you've given me plenty lover xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine seems to vary in size a lot ... I don't get it ... "
Try a different fuse. If your plug sockets are a different voltage to the maximum amp in your fuse, it wont always work properly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine seems to vary in size a lot ... I don't get it ...
Try a different fuse. If your plug sockets are a different voltage to the maximum amp in your fuse, it wont always work properly. "
Ah yes, that's it ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was the law that you had to measure it? "
There I was completely naked, tape measure in hand.
Fabbing pics to get a boner, just like every man.
But does it matter if I measure, from the balls to tip.
In the end it doesn't matter, tape measures now binned....
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get to measure it guys, if you haven't - useful info"
it is that's y I done it the ladys need 2 know if they getting a worm or a huge bit of meat in them which their r with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get to measure it guys, if you haven't - useful info
it is that's y I done it the ladys need 2 know if they getting a worm or a huge bit of meat in them which their r with me"
if u say it enough it will come true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get to measure it guys, if you haven't - useful info
it is that's y I done it the ladys need 2 know if they getting a worm or a huge bit of meat in them which their r with meif u say it enough it will come true "
already is true mate check the proof in my profile and I got another pic on so every1 knows I'm more than just a cock I'm a top boy aswell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right. I have seriously never put a measuring instrument up against my member. Not even a mini can of lynx. Is it essential to know these things exactly? I can guesstimate it's length, but I really don't feel like I need to. Then again, I've never felt inclined to contact or reply to anyone that requires a specific size. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right. I have seriously never put a measuring instrument up against my member. Not even a mini can of lynx. Is it essential to know these things exactly? I can guesstimate it's length, but I really don't feel like I need to. Then again, I've never felt inclined to contact or reply to anyone that requires a specific size."
Glad I'm not the only one then.
Thanks for all your answers guys, I don't feel so weird now Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer
See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending
just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks
more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave
cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad
but I'm still not having bum sex sorrywhat if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then "
Nora doesn’t ask nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer
See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending
just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks
more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave
cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad
but I'm still not having bum sex sorrywhat if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then
Nora doesn’t ask nicely "
i think its love what a lovly couple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer
See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending
just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks
more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave
cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad
but I'm still not having bum sex sorrywhat if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then
Nora doesn’t ask nicely i think its love what a lovly couple "
it's not quite love mate never met nora yet but that will change with us meeting when she is horny again plus I have a lot of love in my cock for nora too |
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape
Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!
I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely
U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit
Hahaha thanks
ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob
U like?
I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment
u saying all the right things Nora
it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too
perhaps u as well
I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer
See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending
just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks
more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave
cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad
but I'm still not having bum sex sorrywhat if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then
Nora doesn’t ask nicely i think its love what a lovly couple
it's not quite love mate never met nora yet but that will change with us meeting when she is horny again plus I have a lot of love in my cock for nora too "
Shes horny now get on her lad |
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over a year ago
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"is this true nora don't be shy as I can help u with that no bother at all u trying to make me jealous   "
nah dog I said I don't do bumsex with the men tho with a lady I would
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"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that "
Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies |
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"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that
Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies i thought beefy was next up "
Beefys coming too. I shall need 2 tape measures |
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"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that
Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies i thought beefy was next up
Beefys coming too. I shall need 2 tape measures "
and chris packham |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that
Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies "
Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive |
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"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that
Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies
Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive "
I shall bring my pungi to charm him out |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that
Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies
Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive
I shall bring my pungi to charm him out "
You can try more direct means may be required |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that
Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies
Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive
I shall bring my pungi to charm him out
You can try more direct means may be required "
I’ve got something in mind that might work |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that
Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies
Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive
I shall bring my pungi to charm him out
You can try more direct means may be required
I’ve got something in mind that might work "
I'll hold you to that |
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over a year ago
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
This!
Plus I would definitely take a photo of it next to a Sky remote because obviously us women love that. "
I have a pic in my private pics (I think) of mine next to a 7 inch single (remembwr those).
Good job it's not in my public pics though cos I seem to remember it's one of MJ's  |
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
This!
Plus I would definitely take a photo of it next to a Sky remote because obviously us women love that.
I have a pic in my private pics (I think) of mine next to a 7 inch single (remembwr those).
Good job it's not in my public pics though cos I seem to remember it's one of MJ's "
You could say, like the record, your cock is a thriller |
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over a year ago
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"If i was a guy i would of measured my cock. Tried my own spunk and tried to self suck "
Literally every guy ever has tried to suck their own dick, most of us cant |
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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!
This!
Plus I would definitely take a photo of it next to a Sky remote because obviously us women love that.
I have a pic in my private pics (I think) of mine next to a 7 inch single (remembwr those).
Good job it's not in my public pics though cos I seem to remember it's one of MJ's
You could say, like the record, your cock is a thriller "
Shame it's Dirty Diana then really, lol |
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over a year ago
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler... "
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure |
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over a year ago
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure "
What's so spesh? |
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure
What's so spesh? "
(imagining something like those plants in jumanji, sprouting from a perfect vag now.....) |
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure
What's so spesh? "
I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh |
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure
What's so spesh?
I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh "
Holding what? The tape or my cock? |
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure
What's so spesh?
I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh
Holding what? The tape or my cock? "
The tape  |
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure
What's so spesh?
I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh
Holding what? The tape or my cock?
The tape "
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure
What's so spesh?
I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh
Holding what? The tape or my cock?
The tape
Which end? "
Both. Unless I use my metal one and click the red button. But there is then the risk of me pressing that red button again by accident as I can be a bit clumsy. It can end up a bit messy when I do that. |
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure
What's so spesh?
I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh
Holding what? The tape or my cock?
The tape
Which end?
Both. Unless I use my metal one and click the red button. But there is then the risk of me pressing that red button again by accident as I can be a bit clumsy. It can end up a bit messy when I do that. "
I'm not bragging, but...
....both ends? Really???
Armspan like an albatross..... |
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure
What's so spesh?
I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh
Holding what? The tape or my cock?
The tape
Which end?
Both. Unless I use my metal one and click the red button. But there is then the risk of me pressing that red button again by accident as I can be a bit clumsy. It can end up a bit messy when I do that.
I'm not bragging, but...
....both ends? Really???
Armspan like an albatross..... "
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"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...
Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure
What's so spesh?
I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh
Holding what? The tape or my cock?
The tape
Which end?
Both. Unless I use my metal one and click the red button. But there is then the risk of me pressing that red button again by accident as I can be a bit clumsy. It can end up a bit messy when I do that. "
I was going to ask if you could do me a favour, but... |
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