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The only way you are safe is if you are under the duvet!
If I need a wee in the night I pour bleach down the pan instead of flush, as flushing invokes the bog monster!
It's a tense time until you are under the safety of the duvet!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do any of you still look under the bed and behind the door? Check in your wardrobe just in case there's someone in there? 
I don't...
Goodnight  "
Yes I do every night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only way you are safe is if you are under the duvet!
If I need a wee in the night I pour bleach down the pan instead of flush, as flushing invokes the bog monster!
It's a tense time until you are under the safety of the duvet!
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How did people keep safe before duvets?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only way you are safe is if you are under the duvet!
If I need a wee in the night I pour bleach down the pan instead of flush, as flushing invokes the bog monster!
It's a tense time until you are under the safety of the duvet!
How did people keep safe before duvets? "
Pinned to the bed with sheets blankets and an eiderdown that was all tucked in so tight you could not be moved! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only way you are safe is if you are under the duvet!
If I need a wee in the night I pour bleach down the pan instead of flush, as flushing invokes the bog monster!
It's a tense time until you are under the safety of the duvet!
How did people keep safe before duvets?
Pinned to the bed with sheets blankets and an eiderdown that was all tucked in so tight you could not be moved!"
Absolutely this! And you were buggered if you needed a wee in the night anyway because you were so tightly tucked in!
Solving the problem of the big monster and keeping you safe! A bomb could go off and you wouldn't be shook out of them bad boys!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only way you are safe is if you are under the duvet!
If I need a wee in the night I pour bleach down the pan instead of flush, as flushing invokes the bog monster!
It's a tense time until you are under the safety of the duvet!
How did people keep safe before duvets?
Pinned to the bed with sheets blankets and an eiderdown that was all tucked in so tight you could not be moved!
Absolutely this! And you were buggered if you needed a wee in the night anyway because you were so tightly tucked in!
Solving the problem of the big monster and keeping you safe! A bomb could go off and you wouldn't be shook out of them bad boys!
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So lucky these days to be able to have one leg out of the duvet! Lol x |
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"Every now and then I leave my landing light on as I feel I'm being watched
Well surely leaving the light on they'll have a better view?  "
No one likes a smart arse  |
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"Every now and then I leave my landing light on as I feel I'm being watched
Well surely leaving the light on they'll have a better view?
No one likes a smart arse "
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