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How would you deal with a corned beef slice thief?
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...
Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime? |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"God no! I love corned beef so I’d be looking for a thief!!
I shared a packet with the dog today... it’s his birthday so it was a special treat.... but I ate some too  "
I have put up posters in my local area warning people to keep a look out for a corned beef slice thief...
Happy birthday to your dog diamond!..It sounds like he had a lovely treat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like a heinous crime!
I would never do anything like that! 
The local police might be over later to take finger prints... "
Good I like a man in uniform.  |
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"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...
Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?"
 I was making hubby sandwiches for work and while making them decided when I’ve finished I’ll make myself one to eat now! He walked up behind me and picked the last slice up and ate it  Forgiven, but still I was like wtf! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...
Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?
I was making hubby sandwiches for work and while making them decided when I’ve finished I’ll make myself one to eat now! He walked up behind me and picked the last slice up and ate it Forgiven, but still I was like wtf! "
Sounds like Grounds For Divorce to me! |
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"God no! I love corned beef so I’d be looking for a thief!!
I shared a packet with the dog today... it’s his birthday so it was a special treat.... but I ate some too
I have put up posters in my local area warning people to keep a look out for a corned beef slice thief...
Happy birthday to your dog diamond!..It sounds like he had a lovely treat!"
He did Ash! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Sounds like a heinous crime!
I would never do anything like that!
The local police might be over later to take finger prints...
Good I like a man in uniform. "
Even prison wardens?...
A woman in London recently went down for 10 years for stealing corned beef.. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...
Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?
I was making hubby sandwiches for work and while making them decided when I’ve finished I’ll make myself one to eat now! He walked up behind me and picked the last slice up and ate it Forgiven, but still I was like wtf! "
I think we should start a support group. |
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This is the sort of act which is beyond forgiveness. anyone who could be so evil should paraded through the town and stuck in stocks for at least a month and banned from eating any corned beef for 12months. Would you like victim support to call you by the way. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"This is the sort of act which is beyond forgiveness. anyone who could be so evil should paraded through the town and stuck in stocks for at least a month and banned from eating any corned beef for 12months. Would you like victim support to call you by the way. "
If you know of any corned beef victim support groups please do let me know!... |
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"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...
Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?"
I'd be annoyed that they hadn't stolen the whole pack |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"You can keep your corned beef but if someone steals my cheese... Hell hath no fury & all that! Just sleep with one eye open, that's all I'm saying!! "
I'm going to try and sleep with one eye open tonight |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"It's a crime that makes me wish they would bring back the death penalty, just fancy a corned beef, peace pudding and beetroot sandwich now "
never mind brexit,should we organise a protest march in Westmister? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any 
I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster 
And real butter? None of that margarine shite "
couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way! |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any
I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster
And real butter? None of that margarine shite
couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way! "
Is that what you used with your stolen corned beef? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any
I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster
And real butter? None of that margarine shite
couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way!
Is that what you used with your stolen corned beef? "
I'm outraged that you would think I was capable of such a heinous crime!!!
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any
I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster
And real butter? None of that margarine shite
couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way!
Is that what you used with your stolen corned beef? "
I also noticed some Lurpak was missing and possibly 2 slices of bread... |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any
I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster
And real butter? None of that margarine shite
couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way!
Is that what you used with your stolen corned beef?
I also noticed some Lurpak was missing and possibly 2 slices of bread..."
The plot thickens... |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Yes I'd forgive, can't stand the stuff. It reminds me of cat food.
I'm sure you'd enjoy corned beef sarnies with a bit of pickle...."
Is the pickle to take the taste of the corner beef away?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Death penalty is the only way
Set on fire and push em off a cliff!"
Appears to be some very violent responses for what is only an alleged crime!
the person being accused my have a very strong defence!! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Yes I'd forgive, can't stand the stuff. It reminds me of cat food.
I'm sure you'd enjoy corned beef sarnies with a bit of pickle....
Is the pickle to take the taste of the corner beef away?? "
No It adds to the amazing experience! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Death penalty is the only way
Set on fire and push em off a cliff!
Appears to be some very violent responses for what is only an alleged crime!
the person being accused my have a very strong defence!! "
No defence could defend them from the despicable dalliance!
Should one be so frivolous to fettle another persons beef of the corned variety without permission deserves the hardline.
I concur, the hardline approach ensures future fettlers will think twice.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...
Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?"
the bastard  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Death penalty is the only way
Set on fire and push em off a cliff!
Appears to be some very violent responses for what is only an alleged crime!
the person being accused my have a very strong defence!!
No defence could defend them from the despicable dalliance!
Should one be so frivolous to fettle another persons beef of the corned variety without permission deserves the hardline.
I concur, the hardline approach ensures future fettlers will think twice.
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I strongly agree with you that a hard line approach is the only way to deal with these corned beef rustlers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...
Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?"
no i'd mince them |
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