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Best backhanded compliment .
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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The best one I ever had was when I arranged a meet with a sexy 6 foot Amazon goddess.
Who told me I looked a lot taller in my photos.
She soon forgot that after I destroyed her with my above average bedroom athletics  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God there's been loads.
Most have been along the lines of
'You'd be really pretty if you used more makeup'.
But my very favouritest is:
'You're very intelligent but you're smart enough not to let on. Men don't like smart women.'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got one just now: “you’re bloody hard work”. Apparently the fact that I’m not endlessly texting makes me elusive and hard to pin down. Jesus. I’m taking it as a compliment any way, if I’m hard work to him then he’s probably not someone I’m interested in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re really pretty for a fat woman yeah had that one too 
Me too
#MeToo"
And me.
I recently got "I don't like black people but you don't look black you look hot "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv'e had...I can tell you are an older lady but you are georgeous definitely vintage ..not scrap... and then he went on to say that i reminded him of his aunty when she was younger and she was so fit...
My husband advised him to stop digging that hole and leave it there...i just laughed..whilst dying a little inside...  |
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"A previous boss once told me I didn't carry myself like a big girl "
Did you ask how a big girl carries herself?
I once was getting intimate with a man and he touched my hair and said ‘oooh your hair is surprisingly soft’ - ‘as opposed to what’ I said ‘a Brillo pad perhaps?’
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had ‘Even though you’re too old for me, I still would’ - well lucky lucky old me "
Should have replied with, 'you're my ideal age and I still wouldn't' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once got told i had lovely pale skin. I said thank you. In the next message, i got asked if I'd ever been tested to see if i'm anaemic. That one did make me laugh a little |
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"I once got told i had lovely pale skin. I said thank you. In the next message, i got asked if I'd ever been tested to see if i'm anaemic. That one did make me laugh a little "
Followed up with “I’ve always had the hots for vampires” |
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