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waking up confused smelling like ass and pussy lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So this happened less than a hour and a half ago currently sitting in my car with an incredibly hangover. Woke up in a strangers bed couldn’t remember shit still pulling myself together. I went down stairs in this massive house that I was alone in for some reason. Saw this girl who looked like she had a crazy night with some older man who turned out to be her dad sitting in the kitchen. She made me tea. We went back upstairs told me we had great sex last night. I said really? She said OMFG you don’t remember shit do you. I said what’s your name again. She got soo angry told me her name was Sarah but I should leave. I don’t know what bar or club I met her how I got from Liverpool Street to Ealing, How I managed to drive here, Where my friends are and now this girl hates me because I don’t remember shit lol. This must have happened to someone else before. Now to try and drive how lol feel a bit better after taking the time to right this and throwing up outside my car lol of I go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is there to lol about?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So you drive there pissed? And you're still contemplating driving while probably still over the limit?  |
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I'd leave the car and get a taxi, Doesn't sound like you're sober enough to drive |
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So were you off your face last night?
Did you drive both of you back to hers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn’t drive if you were were that rat arsed last night, you’d still be over the limit.
Can’t say I’ve ever been in that situation as I haven’t been properly pissed since my 21st birthday and I don’t drink now. I was a product of the rave generation and all the things that go with that so never acquired a taste for alcohol, after a night out the worst thing I suffered was not being able to eat for a day and sore cheeks from chewing my face off.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds awful "
Sounds utter bollocks to me..... |
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How you drove? I would probably take yourself for a fucking good word. If you were fucked up on booze or drugs and then drove, you should fuck off on the train and pick your car up when you can be arsed to be responsible.....
However, if I've got the wrong end of the stick, it still sounds like a strange combo.... And not really a great night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How you drove? I would probably take yourself for a fucking good word. If you were fucked up on booze or drugs and then drove, you should fuck off on the train and pick your car up when you can be arsed to be responsible... "
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Wrong forum op fantasy section is further down  |
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"Sounds awful
Sounds utter bollocks to me..... "
Yep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you not ring a mate to come drive you |
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You rimmed her Dad OP. That will explain the smell of ass.
check your nose in the mirror |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You rimmed her Dad OP. That will explain the smell of ass.
check your nose in the mirror"
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Is this not part of the plot of the original Trainspotting movie?? Did you also shit the bed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s an awful lot of shit in this post..... |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"Sounds awful
Sounds utter bollocks to me..... "
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Is this not part of the plot of the original Trainspotting movie?? Did you also shit the bed? "
Poor old Spud |
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OP are you Wayne Rooney by any chance  |
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OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!
Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.
People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.
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Just when you think you've seen it all on here, another 'WTF' post comes along  |
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"OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!
Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.
People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.
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he hasn’t it’s all a fantasy it’s in his head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did someone ask u to smell a rag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!
Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.
People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.
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Dont ask him to wobble his head!
He's driving.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!
Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.
People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.
Dont ask him to wobble his head!
He's driving.
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hope its Churchill insurance oh yes |
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Jesus h.....leave the car Einstein and do the walk of shame!! Shameful...shammmefullllll....and be ashamed of oneself! |
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"OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!
Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.
People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.
Having spent over 23 years in various ambulance services I agree. Loss count of how many innocent people have been killed or injured by such idiots. Totally unacceptable and idioticcto drive when under the influence of alcohol.
Steve
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh dear.
I wonder if the OP was expecting to be lauded as a hero? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And they all lived happily ever after. The end. |
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"And they all lived happily ever after. The end. "
I'd like to thank Disney for all their help in this production ... |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Jesus christ!
So many things wrong with this situation OP I don't even know where to start.
I don't know what responses you expected to get from this post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I expect the OP is dreaming still |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And they all lived happily ever after. The end. "
There was the little matter of jizz on the chandelier still outstanding though.
But Daddy's insurance is quite comprehensive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I’d seen you get in your car pissed or whatever state you were in and drive off I’d have dialled 999 straight away.
Makes my blood boil!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story. Said no one ever... |
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"And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
There was the little matter of jizz on the chandelier still outstanding though.
But Daddy's insurance is quite comprehensive"
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
So if this is true. You don't remember driving there and now you are driving home, confused and possibly still over the limit. Disgraceful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plus if you don't know where you are how will you know where youre going?? |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Plus if you don't know where you are how will you know where youre going??"
Sat nav- home |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's fine to do knobby things as long as you say sorry and regret it......
Smh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol"
So, you're going to post a pic to show just HOW wasted you were when you got in your car?
Genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plus if you don't know where you are how will you know where youre going??
Sat nav- home "
Clever Trevor |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Thank God you didn't maim or kill anyone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ewwweee @pockets...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
So, you're going to post a pic to show just HOW wasted you were when you got in your car?
Genius"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where is the pic then OP? |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
Ah the true sign of a good night out, two used condoms in your pocket  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah the true sign of a good night out, two used condoms in your pocket "
And fingers smelling of shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's no lol in drink driving. The rest is of zero interest. You lost me at car. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank God you didn't maim or kill anyone!"
If he’d crashed and killed himself at least they’d be able to determine his identity from the DNA samples found in his pocket. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Ah the true sign of a good night out, two used condoms in your pocket
And fingers smelling of shit "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah the true sign of a good night out, two used condoms in your pocket
And fingers smelling of shit
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This whole story smells a bit fishy....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol"
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's no lol in drink driving. The rest is of zero interest. You lost me at car. "
What she said ^
Post should be removed |
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It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable . "
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lol so much abuse but it’s ok because I agree with the drink driving vue lol I’m normally the one saying what you guys are lol oh well. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today I found out you can over-use "lol". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?"
I'm guessing, and it's only a guess, he doesn't own wheels, or at least no more than two..... But what do I know about life, just looks like utter bollocks and attention grabbing imho.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol"
Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol"
Who said you were a hypocrite? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz"
What they said^ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol
Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others. "
Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread |
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"It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz
What they said^"
He says that alot him up there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz
What they said^
He says that alot him up there "
Those in the know 
Wanna job the club? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol
Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.
Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread"
Not ones that's drink and drive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz
What they said^"
True going to sleep |
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over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol
Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.
Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread"
If this is true, why would you think of even putting a drop of alcohol or other things to your lips, if you knew you were driving? When you know someone close to you who's been killed by a drink driver, then come back at me. |
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over a year ago
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Knowing you had so much the night before your memory has gone then getting behind s wheel says a lot about a person and how little responsibility they have that's sad. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol
Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.
Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread"
I don't think you quite understand the severity of drink driving. Having been hit by a drink driver, who was 4times over the limit, it is not a great experience. I just question why you've created a thread out of it. You don't sound very bothered by it all. |
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol
Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.
Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread"
OP know one is arsed about your "wild night" it's the fact you got in a car knowing full well you were off your trolly ....and to add to it the "lol,s" is a slap in the face to society as a whole...like you couldn't give a rats arse as long as you got home.......not ppl throwing stones it's ppl reacting to someone with know fooking clue what carnage he could of caused.... |
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You went out. Failed at pulling.
Your chips got knocked out your hands. The girls by the kebab shop didn't want to know either.
The whole night was a mare really. Taxi for 1.
Been busy drive? What time do you finish?
Got in. Thought about what could of been. Had a wank. Went to sleep.
Woke up and took it out on us with some weird fantasy that has more holes in it than a really hole'y thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I’m not a hypocrite lol"
You are a bit of a douche though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol
Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.
Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread
OP know one is arsed about your "wild night" it's the fact you got in a car knowing full well you were off your trolly ....and to add to it the "lol,s" is a slap in the face to society as a whole...like you couldn't give a rats arse as long as you got home.......not ppl throwing stones it's ppl reacting to someone with know fooking clue what carnage he could of caused...."
I’m well aware as I have said before your views are valid. I lol when I find something funny the joke is me of all people doing exactly what you all are so disgusted about. When I am normally on the other side. I know drinking at all is wrong when driving it was not my intention clearly. But like others said I will leave it there have a good day all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You went out. Failed at pulling.
Your chips got knocked out your hands. The girls by the kebab shop didn't want to know either.
The whole night was a mare really. Taxi for 1.
Been busy drive? What time do you finish?
Got in. Thought about what could of been. Had a wank. Went to sleep.
Woke up and took it out on us with some weird fantasy that has more holes in it than a really hole'y thing"
Fingered own arse, don't forget that bit, it helps with the believability.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You went out. Failed at pulling.
Your chips got knocked out your hands. The girls by the kebab shop didn't want to know either.
The whole night was a mare really. Taxi for 1.
Been busy drive? What time do you finish?
Got in. Thought about what could of been. Had a wank. Went to sleep.
Woke up and took it out on us with some weird fantasy that has more holes in it than a really hole'y thing"
Wow that isn’t a bad imagination lol was that your night lol people amaze lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get to the clap clinic tomorrow OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol"
I'm crying...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well this was interesting lol |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol
Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.
Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread
OP know one is arsed about your "wild night" it's the fact you got in a car knowing full well you were off your trolly ....and to add to it the "lol,s" is a slap in the face to society as a whole...like you couldn't give a rats arse as long as you got home.......not ppl throwing stones it's ppl reacting to someone with know fooking clue what carnage he could of caused...."
Or May have Caused. In that state the OP could have mown down a full flock of Nuns and not have noticed.
Op i would not sleep naked if i was you. You maybe woken up by a Policeman with a trunched a pair of Handcuffs and no sence of humour! LOL that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get to the clap clinic tomorrow OP"
I intended to |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol"
Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol
I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable .
Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?
Because I’m not a hypocrite lol
Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.
Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread
OP know one is arsed about your "wild night" it's the fact you got in a car knowing full well you were off your trolly ....and to add to it the "lol,s" is a slap in the face to society as a whole...like you couldn't give a rats arse as long as you got home.......not ppl throwing stones it's ppl reacting to someone with know fooking clue what carnage he could of caused....
Or May have Caused. In that state the OP could have mown down a full flock of Nuns and not have noticed.
Op i would not sleep naked if i was you. You maybe woken up by a Policeman with a trunched a pair of Handcuffs and no sence of humour! LOL that."
Lol love dis guy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol
Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected..."
Had one of my mates next to me being sick lol |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP |
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"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol
Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected..."
Help up both used condoms and selfied! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol
Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected...
Had one of my mates next to me being sick lol"
Speechless..... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP "
And put him on a few 'not' lists |
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"You went out. Failed at pulling.
Your chips got knocked out your hands. The girls by the kebab shop didn't want to know either.
The whole night was a mare really. Taxi for 1.
Been busy drive? What time do you finish?
Got in. Thought about what could of been. Had a wank. Went to sleep.
Woke up and took it out on us with some weird fantasy that has more holes in it than a really hole'y thing
Wow that isn’t a bad imagination lol was that your night lol people amaze lol"
I went out. Wasn't on the pull.
Didn't pull. Had a curry with the lads so didn't need to stand outside a kebab shop only to lose my food.
Shared a taxi with the boys multiple drops. Made sure they got home, I was last drop.
Had a 'celebration' wank, there was a reason we were out in the first place.
Went to sleep. Woke up and didn't and still don't think your story happened.
Similar nights I suppose. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP "
I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol
Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected...
Had one of my mates next to me being sick lol"
I thought you was alone at this house??
Plot thickens! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get to the clap clinic tomorrow OP
I intended to "
I hope she does too
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP
I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way "
Get to bed and sleep it off then go into the forums tonight a realise the mistake you made! |
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"Thank God you didn't maim or kill anyone!"
He doesn't REMEMBER any maiming.... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Thank God you didn't maim or kill anyone!
He doesn't REMEMBER any maiming.... "
Oh god, never thought of that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP
I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way "
Yeah, I make shit up all the time, ask anyone |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Man drives 11 miles across the centre of London so d*unk that he can’t remember it and gets there in one piece.
Mmmmm
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"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP
I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way
Yeah, I make shit up all the time, ask anyone "
Second tht |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol"
Please don't post it ...and the used durex in your pocket were probaly her dad's..he put them there as a souvenir for you....
Also check cunt farm thread in the lounge
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over a year ago
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"Man drives 11 miles across the centre of London so d*unk that he can’t remember it and gets there in one piece.
Mmmmm
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I reckon his drink was spiked by the girls dad who was the nominated driver, they bummed all night and the girl juts wiped kippers on him in the morning to disguise her fathers crime out of loyalty like....?
Believable? Xx |
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Interesting night. I read a book and had a glass of wine.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man drives 11 miles across the centre of London so d*unk that he can’t remember it and gets there in one piece.
Mmmmm
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Yeah and that's the most believable part of the story.
OP I'm not convinced by anything you say on that post but even it is completely fictional it does suggest you have a fairly relaxed attitude to drink driving. And you shouldn't. Drink drivers are selfish scum, end if discussion. a story boasting about driving hile off your face really is contemptable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man drives 11 miles across the centre of London so d*unk that he can’t remember it and gets there in one piece.
Mmmmm
I reckon his drink was spiked by the girls dad who was the nominated driver, they bummed all night and the girl juts wiped kippers on him in the morning to disguise her fathers crime out of loyalty like....?
Believable? Xx "
That sounds more like it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So you took your car on a night out and you knew you would be drinking?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP
I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way "
You shouldn't have started bragging about drink driving then should you? Behaving like a total tool! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Break through!!! Sarah called me lol. I didn’t drive last night this is how it was explained. We had sex in my car I fell asleep she waited abit went to tell her friends one of the guys she was with had a license and lives close to her so he drove my car. And I d*unk tried to have sex with her again at her house and I throw up all over her lol and her dad helped me clean up and go back to bed loool driving this morning was still bad but I’m happy I didn’t drive last night lol and she wants to see me again as she wants me to make it up to her for vomiting on her and her bed lol oh and her dad hates me and never want to see me again but not bad at all I feel a lot better now I know what actually happened lol so yeah abuse away. It wasn’t as bad as I thought but she pretty bad phew |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP
I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way
You shouldn't have started bragging about drink driving then should you? Behaving like a total tool!"
Bragging how? Because of lol wow your high strong lol get over it and read my update I was wrong lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How did a one night stand get your phone number? |
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OMG THERES A SEQUEL!!!?? I'm actually NOW crying.... |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boomerang... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How did a one night stand get your phone number?"
Don’t know don’t care lol I have closure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well another one of those posts that MASSIVELY backfired.
Also if this indeed was real and it happened to a young lady would we be focussing on calling it sexual assault as you were clearly too inebriated to give content. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
OP - let this whole sorry fiasco/saga/lie, drop. You're just making it worse, even though I would never have thought it possible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like you were dateraped, sounds horrible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's that far fetched it could be true |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
button moon |
Awfully long nose you've got there. What a load of bull. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP
I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way
You shouldn't have started bragging about drink driving then should you? Behaving like a total tool!
Bragging how? Because of lol wow your high strong lol get over it and read my update I was wrong lol"
I read it, your actually laughing about it. Even bigger tool behaviour.
Ever thought it's time to just be quiet and walk away from the thread? You're digging a bigger hole every time you add to the tale. |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
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"OMG THERES A SEQUEL!!!?? I'm actually NOW crying....
You couldn't make this shit up "
Actually I think the OP just has. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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I find it wierdly touching this avalanche of utter bollocks was posted in the week Keith Flint died.
I’m reading this and creating a new version of the Firestarter video in my head .
I’m not too sure of the end bit though - y’know, the (consensual) bit with him and his dad though.
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"So this happened less than a hour and a half ago currently sitting in my car with an incredibly hangover. Woke up in a strangers bed couldn’t remember shit still pulling myself together. I went down stairs in this massive house that I was alone in for some reason. Saw this girl who looked like she had a crazy night with some older man who turned out to be her dad sitting in the kitchen. She made me tea. We went back upstairs told me we had great sex last night. I said really? She said OMFG you don’t remember shit do you. I said what’s your name again. She got soo angry told me her name was Sarah but I should leave. I don’t know what bar or club I met her how I got from Liverpool Street to Ealing, How I managed to drive here, Where my friends are and now this girl hates me because I don’t remember shit lol. This must have happened to someone else before. Now to try and drive how lol feel a bit better after taking the time to right this and throwing up outside my car lol of I go."
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"So this happened less than a hour and a half ago currently sitting in my car with an incredibly hangover. Woke up in a strangers bed couldn’t remember shit still pulling myself together. I went down stairs in this massive house that I was alone in for some reason. Saw this girl who looked like she had a crazy night with some older man who turned out to be her dad sitting in the kitchen. She made me tea. We went back upstairs told me we had great sex last night. I said really? She said OMFG you don’t remember shit do you. I said what’s your name again. She got soo angry told me her name was Sarah but I should leave. I don’t know what bar or club I met her how I got from Liverpool Street to Ealing, How I managed to drive here, Where my friends are and now this girl hates me because I don’t remember shit lol. This must have happened to someone else before. Now to try and drive how lol feel a bit better after taking the time to right this and throwing up outside my car lol of I go.
How does one smell like ass?"
Turned out to be actually vomit but didn’t get to clear that up lol |
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"Break through!!! Sarah called me lol. I didn’t drive last night this is how it was explained. We had sex in my car I fell asleep she waited abit went to tell her friends one of the guys she was with had a license and lives close to her so he drove my car. And I d*unk tried to have sex with her again at her house and I throw up all over her lol and her dad helped me clean up and go back to bed loool driving this morning was still bad but I’m happy I didn’t drive last night lol and she wants to see me again as she wants me to make it up to her for vomiting on her and her bed lol oh and her dad hates me and never want to see me again but not bad at all I feel a lot better now I know what actually happened lol so yeah abuse away. It wasn’t as bad as I thought but she pretty bad phew"
When I have a live altering date bumming experience, it's always my first instinct to think "MORE SEX!" and go on fab and type it in the forum before checking my pockets for used condoms and my wallet and phone......
Smh
Please take this shit down and apologise for being a titty... |
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This story is full of shit and yet it keeps getting fuller.
All the best for the wedding OP |
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"So this happened less than a hour and a half ago currently sitting in my car with an incredibly hangover. Woke up in a strangers bed couldn’t remember shit still pulling myself together. I went down stairs in this massive house that I was alone in for some reason. Saw this girl who looked like she had a crazy night with some older man who turned out to be her dad sitting in the kitchen. She made me tea. We went back upstairs told me we had great sex last night. I said really? She said OMFG you don’t remember shit do you. I said what’s your name again. She got soo angry told me her name was Sarah but I should leave. I don’t know what bar or club I met her how I got from Liverpool Street to Ealing, How I managed to drive here, Where my friends are and now this girl hates me because I don’t remember shit lol. This must have happened to someone else before. Now to try and drive how lol feel a bit better after taking the time to right this and throwing up outside my car lol of I go.
How does one smell like ass?"
What's ass? Never heard of it..... |
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"Break through!!! Sarah called me lol. I didn’t drive last night this is how it was explained. We had sex in my car I fell asleep she waited abit went to tell her friends one of the guys she was with had a license and lives close to her so he drove my car. And I d*unk tried to have sex with her again at her house and I throw up all over her lol and her dad helped me clean up and go back to bed loool driving this morning was still bad but I’m happy I didn’t drive last night lol and she wants to see me again as she wants me to make it up to her for vomiting on her and her bed lol oh and her dad hates me and never want to see me again but not bad at all I feel a lot better now I know what actually happened lol so yeah abuse away. It wasn’t as bad as I thought but she pretty bad phew
When I have a live altering date bumming experience, it's always my first instinct to think "MORE SEX!" and go on fab and type it in the forum before checking my pockets for used condoms and my wallet and phone......
Smh
Please take this shit down and apologise for being a titty... "
Can’t mate don’t have your imagination or fantasy lol but you are entertaining lol make up more I like it |
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"This story is full of shit and yet it keeps getting fuller.
All the best for the wedding OP"
Lol wouldn’t go that far but I do think I’m sprung lol |
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Beat thread ever, what do we all do when it hits 175 |
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"This story is full of shit and yet it keeps getting fuller.
All the best for the wedding OP
Lol wouldn’t go that far but I do think I’m sprung lol"
I bet you bang the bridesmades but somehow the maid of honour hates you. |
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over a year ago
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Drink driving! Would of been enough for me to tell you to naff off!
You're lucky you didn't kill anyone. |
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But I have noticed this site is full of head strong up tight old people who have never made a mistake and if they couldn’t believe something they think it’s a lie I must say the people under 30 who are inboxing me get it just you guys don’t but I have been introduced to new site that’s more my style thanks for that. This site is for the more stuck up people in the swing seen lol deleting but mite come back lol it’s was fun for how long it lasted lol still like how free the girls are her but I’m going over to tagged |
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"Mike drop! OP out "
Mic*
I think lol |
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Oh please come back. The forums need posters like you. |
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over a year ago
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I feel bad now....... |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"But I have noticed this site is full of head strong up tight old people who have never made a mistake and if they couldn’t believe something they think it’s a lie I must say the people under 30 who are inboxing me get it just you guys don’t but I have been introduced to new site that’s more my style thanks for that. This site is for the more stuck up people in the swing seen lol deleting but mite come back lol it’s was fun for how long it lasted lol still like how free the girls are her but I’m going over to tagged "
What's tagged? See you there in a min. I'm joining too! |
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"But I have noticed this site is full of head strong up tight old people who have never made a mistake and if they couldn’t believe something they think it’s a lie I must say the people under 30 who are inboxing me get it just you guys don’t but I have been introduced to new site that’s more my style thanks for that. This site is for the more stuck up people in the swing seen lol deleting but mite come back lol it’s was fun for how long it lasted lol still like how free the girls are her but I’m going over to tagged What's tagged? See you there in a min. I'm joining too! "
What he said ^ |
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Good night then |
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"Oh please come back. The forums need posters like you."
What to run us all over while in a stupefied state as we walk across a zebra crossing going to a club? |
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over a year ago
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well that wasn't worth reading...
New profile will come |
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The moral is don't date girls called Sarah...they rehipnol you nick your car and their dad beats you up |
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"Oh please come back. The forums need posters like you.
What to run us all over while in a stupefied state as we walk across a zebra crossing going to a club? "
Sorry? |
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"But I have noticed this site is full of head strong up tight old people who have never made a mistake and if they couldn’t believe something they think it’s a lie I must say the people under 30 who are inboxing me get it just you guys don’t but I have been introduced to new site that’s more my style thanks for that. This site is for the more stuck up people in the swing seen lol deleting but mite come back lol it’s was fun for how long it lasted lol still like how free the girls are her but I’m going over to tagged "
Yep |
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The title is the first page of Jesus' diary |
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over a year ago
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"Ewwweee @pockets......"
Grim |
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over a year ago
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He was nice but gone on to better things. I think I'll stay here stuck up my own arse |
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over a year ago
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But where was the smell of ass and pussy coming from?!? |
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"Ewwweee @pockets......
Grim "
don't they go straight in the bin? like if you've got time to collect two......?
obv this post was a full on fantasy but i'm just imagining being out in the car with him..... "got any change for the pay machine...?" "oh, on second thoughts keep your hands in your pockets....." "oh, and I'll drive tonight!!!"
....you know like when magicians pull shit from their sleeves.... |
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over a year ago
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"But where was the smell of ass and pussy coming from?!? "
his ass and pussy no doubt! |
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"Ewwweee @pockets......
Grim "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually when I want to remember something I write it in notes on my phone, not in a forum, even one of this nature!! There is so many things wrong with this post!!
Danish x |
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over a year ago
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Kept well me well entertained this cold misery Sunday x |
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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago
Fairy Land |
Just when you thought the crazy gang were on holiday. Blimey crikey. |
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I’ve googled the arse off of that tagged thing, all I found was a tindery app. What a shame  |
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over a year ago
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Just bumping for the LOLs |
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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago
Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire |
"So this happened less than a hour and a half ago currently sitting in my car with an incredibly hangover. Woke up in a strangers bed couldn’t remember shit still pulling myself together. I went down stairs in this massive house that I was alone in for some reason. Saw this girl who looked like she had a crazy night with some older man who turned out to be her dad sitting in the kitchen. She made me tea. We went back upstairs told me we had great sex last night. I said really? She said OMFG you don’t remember shit do you. I said what’s your name again. She got soo angry told me her name was Sarah but I should leave. I don’t know what bar or club I met her how I got from Liverpool Street to Ealing, How I managed to drive here, Where my friends are and now this girl hates me because I don’t remember shit lol. This must have happened to someone else before. Now to try and drive how lol feel a bit better after taking the time to right this and throwing up outside my car lol of I go."
What a load of cobblers |
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Best thread of 2019 |
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