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over a year ago
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives""
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit."
Blasphemy. Begone with you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit.
Blasphemy. Begone with you! "
Stick with my gooey cheese darling. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit.
Blasphemy. Begone with you! "
I'll order some from Ocado, just for you, but I'm NOT eating them out of your arse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Avocado AND olives in one thread? 
(I'm as common as muck)
What would you like smashed on my pussy my love? Pork scratchings?
Fray Bentos pies"
Not straight from the oven?? My pubes might singe  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....) "
Galia darling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit.
Blasphemy. Begone with you!
Stick with my gooey cheese darling. "
They wouldn't notice in amongst the thrush though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling "
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....? "
Yea, you smash it on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit.
Blasphemy. Begone with you!
Stick with my gooey cheese darling.
They wouldn't notice in amongst the thrush though."
Ssssh!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on."
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit."
Thats not being fair...
they taste much worse than that
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should I add pepper?
Yes. Definitely black pepper
Freshly ground?
Off course woman!
She's not sailing ffs : "
I love a sailor though. I'm a nice girl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit.
Thats not being fair...
they taste much worse than that
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit.
Thats not being fair...
they taste much worse than that
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I tried to eat one a couple of weeks ago. I never want to do that again. I'd rather put it in my butt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit.
Thats not being fair...
they taste much worse than that
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olives are lovely can eat a whole jar no problem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should I add pepper?
Yes. Definitely black pepper
Freshly ground?
Off course woman!
She's not sailing ffs :
I love a sailor though. I'm a nice girl "
I bet you've got one in every port   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?) "
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should I add pepper?
Yes. Definitely black pepper
Freshly ground?
Off course woman!
She's not sailing ffs :
I love a sailor though. I'm a nice girl
I bet you've got one in every port "
Is a port a hole? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado. "
want to know what'll keep the chavs away? ... A job. Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado. "
Do chavs know they're chavs? And do avocado eaters think they can eat their way up the social ladder?...... Just gonna end up with a load of green fat see you next Tuesday's...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit.
Thats not being fair...
they taste much worse than that
olives are lovely can eat a whole jar no problem."
But that is the problem for me...I'd rather eat the jar and leave the olives |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado.
Do chavs know they're chavs? And do avocado eaters think they can eat their way up the social ladder?...... Just gonna end up with a load of green fat see you next Tuesday's...... "
Avocado eaters are already at the top of the social ladder silly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's? "
She's a pasty lass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado"
Smashed on one's pussy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy? "
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado.
Do chavs know they're chavs? And do avocado eaters think they can eat their way up the social ladder?...... Just gonna end up with a load of green fat see you next Tuesday's......
Avocado eaters are already at the top of the social ladder silly"
Yeah but then it becomes like BMW drivers...... The best but common..... Common is the worst c-word possible..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know that "jelly" stuff in pork pie's...... Its boiled up pig foot juice.... "
Irs gelatine its also from bones if you ever do a bone in roast and let the juices cool down it looks the same and its what haribo are made feom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado"
avocado and pork pie? Wonder if that would work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know that "jelly" stuff in pork pie's...... Its boiled up pig foot juice....
You know a lot about pork pies. Are you a chav?  "
Nah, watched a pork pie documentary, just to see how the other half bake..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd think it were a waste of a tasty avocado
It keeps my pussy looking 10 years younger, never a waste "
Avocado has rejuvenating powers! I take it back. And order a dozen for personal use! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy?
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also "
I guess it has lubrication value and high in essential oils for smoothing and anti wrinkle effects..... |
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"To quote Jess Phillips "I thought I'd met a lot of rich people, turns out I'd just met a lot of people who eat olives"
I want to love olives; I really do, but they taste like shit."
Agreed! Devils grapes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd think it were a waste of a tasty avocado
It keeps my pussy looking 10 years younger, never a waste "
Shhhh, you're giving away all our beauty secrets scissor sister  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd think it were a waste of a tasty avocado
It keeps my pussy looking 10 years younger, never a waste
Avocado has rejuvenating powers! I take it back. And order a dozen for personal use!"
If you saw my labia you would think they belong to a 20 year old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd think it were a waste of a tasty avocado
It keeps my pussy looking 10 years younger, never a waste
Shhhh, you're giving away all our beauty secrets scissor sister "
I won’t tell them about the avocado pussy mask parties we have while sipping champagne  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado.
Do chavs know they're chavs? And do avocado eaters think they can eat their way up the social ladder?...... Just gonna end up with a load of green fat see you next Tuesday's......
Avocado eaters are already at the top of the social ladder silly
Yeah but then it becomes like BMW drivers...... The best but common..... Common is the worst c-word possible..... "
Croutons. Croutons are worse than common. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd think it were a waste of a tasty avocado
It keeps my pussy looking 10 years younger, never a waste
Shhhh, you're giving away all our beauty secrets scissor sister
I won’t tell them about the avocado pussy mask parties we have while sipping champagne "
Oh, such wonderful memories  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy?
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also
I guess it has lubrication value and high in essential oils for smoothing and anti wrinkle effects..... "
And it keeps the chavs away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado.
Do chavs know they're chavs? And do avocado eaters think they can eat their way up the social ladder?...... Just gonna end up with a load of green fat see you next Tuesday's......
Avocado eaters are already at the top of the social ladder silly
Yeah but then it becomes like BMW drivers...... The best but common..... Common is the worst c-word possible.....
Croutons. Croutons are worse than common."
.....never heard of them.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado.
Do chavs know they're chavs? And do avocado eaters think they can eat their way up the social ladder?...... Just gonna end up with a load of green fat see you next Tuesday's......
Avocado eaters are already at the top of the social ladder silly
Yeah but then it becomes like BMW drivers...... The best but common..... Common is the worst c-word possible.....
Croutons. Croutons are worse than common.
.....never heard of them.... "
That's cos you're not a chav. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy?
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also
I guess it has lubrication value and high in essential oils for smoothing and anti wrinkle effects.....
And it keeps the chavs away "
Oh, like garlic with bloodsuckers.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado.
Do chavs know they're chavs? And do avocado eaters think they can eat their way up the social ladder?...... Just gonna end up with a load of green fat see you next Tuesday's......
Avocado eaters are already at the top of the social ladder silly
Yeah but then it becomes like BMW drivers...... The best but common..... Common is the worst c-word possible.....
Croutons. Croutons are worse than common.
.....never heard of them....
That's cos you're not a chav."
......never heard of them..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy?
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also
I guess it has lubrication value and high in essential oils for smoothing and anti wrinkle effects.....
And it keeps the chavs away
Oh, like garlic with bloodsuckers.... "
So I've heard. I'm thinking of having a smashed avocado pussy as my profile pic.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should I add pepper?
And just a hint of lime
Oh yes. Lime is an astringent; it will close my pores
And smell fresh and zesty "
That's gonna pack a sting..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy?
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also
I guess it has lubrication value and high in essential oils for smoothing and anti wrinkle effects.....
And it keeps the chavs away
Oh, like garlic with bloodsuckers....
So I've heard. I'm thinking of having a smashed avocado pussy as my profile pic.
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Do it and I'll do anything for you, ANYTHING! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should I add pepper?
And just a hint of lime
Oh yes. Lime is an astringent; it will close my pores
And smell fresh and zesty
That's gonna pack a sting..... "
Only if you have herpes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy?
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also
I guess it has lubrication value and high in essential oils for smoothing and anti wrinkle effects.....
And it keeps the chavs away
Oh, like garlic with bloodsuckers....
So I've heard. I'm thinking of having a smashed avocado pussy as my profile pic.
Do it and I'll do anything for you, ANYTHING! "
You're straight yes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy?
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also
I guess it has lubrication value and high in essential oils for smoothing and anti wrinkle effects.....
And it keeps the chavs away
Oh, like garlic with bloodsuckers....
So I've heard. I'm thinking of having a smashed avocado pussy as my profile pic.
Do it and I'll do anything for you, ANYTHING!
You're straight yes?"
Yes, but like I said, ANYTHING!!! |
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"Should I add pepper?
And just a hint of lime
Oh yes. Lime is an astringent; it will close my pores
And smell fresh and zesty
That's gonna pack a sting.....
Only if you have herpes."
.....never heard of it..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy?
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also
I guess it has lubrication value and high in essential oils for smoothing and anti wrinkle effects.....
And it keeps the chavs away
Oh, like garlic with bloodsuckers....
So I've heard. I'm thinking of having a smashed avocado pussy as my profile pic.
Do it and I'll do anything for you, ANYTHING!
You're straight yes?
Yes, but like I said, ANYTHING!!! "
You won't be straight for long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Should I add pepper?
And just a hint of lime
Oh yes. Lime is an astringent; it will close my pores
And smell fresh and zesty
That's gonna pack a sting.....
Only if you have herpes.
.....never heard of it..... "
I can show you once I get an avocado. |
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"Should I add pepper?
And just a hint of lime
Oh yes. Lime is an astringent; it will close my pores
And smell fresh and zesty
That's gonna pack a sting.....
Only if you have herpes.
.....never heard of it.....
I can show you once I get an avocado."
Herpes????  |
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"I dont know what an avocado is
It's like a green pork pie my friend xx
It’s amazing and I can’t get enough of them.
Pork pie's?
Avocado
Smashed on one's pussy?
Obviously, I’m a posh cunt also
I guess it has lubrication value and high in essential oils for smoothing and anti wrinkle effects.....
And it keeps the chavs away
Oh, like garlic with bloodsuckers....
So I've heard. I'm thinking of having a smashed avocado pussy as my profile pic.
Do it and I'll do anything for you, ANYTHING!
You're straight yes?
Yes, but like I said, ANYTHING!!!
You won't be straight for long "
ANYTHING!!! xx |
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"Should I add pepper?
And just a hint of lime
Oh yes. Lime is an astringent; it will close my pores
And smell fresh and zesty
That's gonna pack a sting.....
Only if you have herpes.
.....never heard of it.....
I can show you once I get an avocado.
Herpes???? "
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"Should I add pepper?
And just a hint of lime
Oh yes. Lime is an astringent; it will close my pores
And smell fresh and zesty
That's gonna pack a sting.....
Only if you have herpes.
.....never heard of it.....
I can show you once I get an avocado.
Herpes????
Yea "
I still stand by ANYTHING x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Should I add pepper?
And just a hint of lime
Oh yes. Lime is an astringent; it will close my pores
And smell fresh and zesty
That's gonna pack a sting.....
Only if you have herpes.
.....never heard of it.....
I can show you once I get an avocado.
Herpes????
Yea
I still stand by ANYTHING x"
I'm online to Ocado as we speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should I add pepper?
And just a hint of lime
Oh yes. Lime is an astringent; it will close my pores
And smell fresh and zesty
That's gonna pack a sting.....
Only if you have herpes.
.....never heard of it.....
I can show you once I get an avocado.
Herpes????
Yea
I still stand by ANYTHING x
I'm online to Ocado as we speak "
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"would the chavvy types avoid it?"
Don't worry about the Chavvy types eating advacado off your pussy. Just throw a tin of baked beans down there from the can they will eat the beans, for after all they want a decent meal.
Advacado and pussy might not fill em up! |
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"So are most gummy sweets like Haribo etc... Pork or beef gelatine.
Unless you get vegan ones "
Urgh, you heard about the sugar free haribos? How bad they are for your digestive system ? |
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"So are most gummy sweets like Haribo etc... Pork or beef gelatine.
Unless you get vegan ones "
That made me spit my beer (I mean poncey posh gin), given the context.... |
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"I'd think it were a waste of a tasty avocado
It keeps my pussy looking 10 years younger, never a waste
Avocado has rejuvenating powers! I take it back. And order a dozen for personal use!
If you saw my labia you would think they belong to a 20 year old. "
I was thinking more under-eye kinda thing. But however it works for you is good right? |
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"So are most gummy sweets like Haribo etc... Pork or beef gelatine.
Unless you get vegan ones
That made me spit my beer (I mean poncey posh gin), given the context.... "
Don’t go knocking posh gin. I brush my teeth in it. |
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"So are most gummy sweets like Haribo etc... Pork or beef gelatine.
Unless you get vegan ones
That made me spit my beer (I mean poncey posh gin), given the context....
Don’t go knocking posh gin. I brush my teeth in it. "
false?
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado.
Do chavs know they're chavs? And do avocado eaters think they can eat their way up the social ladder?...... Just gonna end up with a load of green fat see you next Tuesday's......
Avocado eaters are already at the top of the social ladder silly"
Wonders in their own universe sharing one advacado among ten! |
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"I'd think it were a waste of a tasty avocado
It keeps my pussy looking 10 years younger, never a waste
Avocado has rejuvenating powers! I take it back. And order a dozen for personal use!
If you saw my labia you would think they belong to a 20 year old.
I was thinking more under-eye kinda thing. But however it works for you is good right?"
Anything that makes my old pussy look younger is a good thing. |
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"I always wanted to make a hole in a melon and fuck it but never knew which one to choose....
......wouldn't want by be seen fucking a downmarket melon....
(seeds could be an issue too....)
Galia darling
Would they give full penetration, I wouldn't want to be melon cervix bashing....?
Yea, you smash it on.
Could always go double...?
(is this getting too weird now?)
If it keeps the chavs away I'll do one labia melon, one labia avocado.
Do chavs know they're chavs? And do avocado eaters think they can eat their way up the social ladder?...... Just gonna end up with a load of green fat see you next Tuesday's......
Avocado eaters are already at the top of the social ladder sillyWonders in their own universe sharing one advacado among ten! "
That's either a big avocado, or small pussies. |
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"Probably but then you'd have hipsters wanting to drink coffee out of it so I think you'd still lose out one way or the other "
What could scare away chavs and hipsters?
Steamed turkey breast? |
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That would probably do the trick, turkey breast isn't Vegan, and chavs probably don't know what steam is other than "stuff that comes out the kettle" so it's best of both worlds.
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"That would probably do the trick, turkey breast isn't Vegan, and chavs probably don't know what steam is other than "stuff that comes out the kettle" so it's best of both worlds.
"
Chavs prefer fried chicken from the chicken shop. |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz? "
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out. |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out. "
* raises hand * |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out. "
Does a pack of green Starburst count? |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count? "
You can get packs with all green ones? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
* raises hand *"
How long is your tongue? |
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"Probably but then you'd have hipsters wanting to drink coffee out of it so I think you'd still lose out one way or the other "
I know how to catch a hipster then. |
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"Probably but then you'd have hipsters wanting to drink coffee out of it so I think you'd still lose out one way or the other
I know how to catch a hipster then. "
Your favourite flavour of men |
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"Still waiting for my pic......
Tesco express didn't have any avocados.
.....TESCO???????
.....never heard of it..... "
It's like Waitrose...without the avocado. |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count?
You can get packs with all green ones?"
Can you get packs with all red one's? |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count?
You can get packs with all green ones?
Can you get packs with all red one's? "
I've not seen any packs of just one flavour. I love the green ones. |
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"Probably but then you'd have hipsters wanting to drink coffee out of it so I think you'd still lose out one way or the other
I know how to catch a hipster then.
Your favourite flavour of men "
I get very weak over one. |
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"Still waiting for my pic......
Tesco express didn't have any avocados.
.....TESCO???????
.....never heard of it.....
It's like Waitrose...without the avocado. "
Do you get free coffee if you're a member? |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count?
You can get packs with all green ones?
Can you get packs with all red one's?
I've not seen any packs of just one flavour. I love the green ones."
Lime, for herpes, whatever that is...... |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count?
You can get packs with all green ones?
Can you get packs with all red one's?
I've not seen any packs of just one flavour. I love the green ones.
Lime, for herpes, whatever that is...... "
I don't think lime starburst will be the same as an actual lime. |
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"Probably but then you'd have hipsters wanting to drink coffee out of it so I think you'd still lose out one way or the other
I know how to catch a hipster then. "
Depends where you go, Starbucks might have a problem if you walk in and say "I'll have a Latte between my legs pleasr"
Although you get 20p off with a reusable cup right? I'm sure you could convince them to give you a discount for pouring it right into your vagina
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Can I just check one more thing......
Pussy..... .....you do mean the vaginal type, not like when really "crazy/funny" chicks send you pussy pics but it a dirty fucking cat type....? |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count?
You can get packs with all green ones?
Can you get packs with all red one's?
I've not seen any packs of just one flavour. I love the green ones.
Lime, for herpes, whatever that is......
I don't think lime starburst will be the same as an actual lime."
I guess one way to find out...... |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count?
You can get packs with all green ones?"
No but you can get big bags from the pound shop, bound to be enough green ones in a multipack and save the rest for later |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count?
You can get packs with all green ones?
No but you can get big bags from the pound shop, bound to be enough green ones in a multipack and save the rest for later"
What's a pound shop darling? |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count?
You can get packs with all green ones?
No but you can get big bags from the pound shop, bound to be enough green ones in a multipack and save the rest for later
What's a pound shop darling? "
It's the "Single parent from a council estate" version of Disneyland except instead of cartoon characters it's cheap makeup and multipacks of crisps |
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"Have I got this all wrong with my youthful innocence?
Is avocado some new elite sex toy I know nothing about? Wireless charging and all that shiz?
It's a green vegetable that one smashed on ones pussy to deter undesirables. I don't enjoy having a vaj filled with green stuff you know.
Not unless someone volunteers to lick it out.
Does a pack of green Starburst count?
You can get packs with all green ones?
No but you can get big bags from the pound shop, bound to be enough green ones in a multipack and save the rest for later
What's a pound shop darling?
It's the "Single parent from a council estate" version of Disneyland except instead of cartoon characters it's cheap makeup and multipacks of crisps "
What's Disney land? Is that for the masses? |
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