The person above is out drinking heavily all weekend and a police cell is being reserved.
The big question is, what are the police charges going to say ?
Curly wurly for the funniest arrest charge suggestion |
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"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?
Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch  "
Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)  |
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"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?
Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch
Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt) "
Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one |
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"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?
Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch
Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)
Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one "
Or a slightly weird load of friends who decided to shout that through to the lounge where I'm forum posting lol I did ask for it. I wanted a weird crime that somebody would get arrested for  |
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"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?
Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch
Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)
Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one
Or a slightly weird load of friends who decided to shout that through to the lounge where I'm forum posting lol I did ask for it. I wanted a weird crime that somebody would get arrested for "
Waking up with a hangover in the wolf enclosure at bristol zoo |
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"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?
Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch
Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)
Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one
Or a slightly weird load of friends who decided to shout that through to the lounge where I'm forum posting lol I did ask for it. I wanted a weird crime that somebody would get arrested for
Waking up with a hangover in the wolf enclosure at bristol zoo"
I don’t think one would live long enough in a wolf enclosure, to be arrested  |
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"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?
Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch
Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)
Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one
Or a slightly weird load of friends who decided to shout that through to the lounge where I'm forum posting lol I did ask for it. I wanted a weird crime that somebody would get arrested for
Waking up with a hangover in the wolf enclosure at bristol zoo
I don’t think one would live long enough in a wolf enclosure, to be arrested "
Probably not! Even domesticated wolves never truly drop their wild side. Depending on the size of the pack. I think you're right though
Oh and public nudity on the open top of a tourist bus |
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"cycling the wrong way down a one way street on a unicycle while loudly proclaiming they were the king of heavy metal.."
Where you out with our group last week? Lol
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"Sliding naked down a bannister in Whetherspoons "
She was brandishing her nipples in a threatening manner because someone jumped her in the queue at Costa |
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"Sliding naked down a bannister in Whetherspoons
She was brandishing her nipples in a threatening manner because someone jumped her in the queue at Costa "
His zipper was down and he had no pants on, a dog thought he had a tasty sausage and he had to kick it to get it to stop. Now he's being done for cruelty to animals. |
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"Sliding naked down a bannister in Whetherspoons
She was brandishing her nipples in a threatening manner because someone jumped her in the queue at Costa
His zipper was down and he had no pants on, a dog thought he had a tasty sausage and he had to kick it to get it to stop. Now he's being done for cruelty to animals. "
taking a bus driver without consent to steal his red tie collection |
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"Found horizontally pole dancing on the noon day gun .. singing she bangs at the top of her voice... badly"
Running naked up and down outside the cinema during the premier of "free willy 3" shouting "how about this for a free willy" !! |
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Peeing in the pool......actually peeing in 7 pools in space of ten minutes whilst wielding a foam sword and wearing a pirate hat declaring "this is my pool, this is my pool" |
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