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over a year ago
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead?
Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy  "
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You'll make a shit husband. How can you forget bacon for the weekend breakfast??
I've had 2 wives this week thankfully they weren't mine "
They couldn't get away quick enough when they found out you can't remember the bacon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have- come round! Cali is here too!
That's just teasing now you know I can't 
But now you cant say I didn't offer!
Smartarse  "
Nice odd shaped ball- I need one for pictures- just lob it my way? |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead?
Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him."
There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I have- come round! Cali is here too!
That's just teasing now you know I can't
But now you cant say I didn't offer!
Smartarse
Nice odd shaped ball- I need one for pictures- just lob it my way?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead?
Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him.
There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4 "
The days of child labour are well and truly over.
I bet he'll be happy you went to the shop to get bacon though. |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead?
Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him.
There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4
The days of child labour are well and truly over.
I bet he'll be happy you went to the shop to get bacon though."
It's him that asked in the first place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead?
Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him.
There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4
The days of child labour are well and truly over.
I bet he'll be happy you went to the shop to get bacon though.
It's him that asked in the first place."
Well then what are you waiting for?
No decent parent would deprive their child of bacon PP.
*thanks the Lord the kid she's looking after doesn't eat bacon * |
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"I don't eat bacon so I'm good.
*loses 5x manpoints
Win 10× manpoints. Bacon is  "
I like the smell of bacon cooking, just can't eat it.
Then again I like the smell of a tar roof and freshly cut grass but I wouldn't eat them either. |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead?
Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him.
There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4
The days of child labour are well and truly over.
I bet he'll be happy you went to the shop to get bacon though.
It's him that asked in the first place.
Well then what are you waiting for?
No decent parent would deprive their child of bacon PP.
*thanks the Lord the kid she's looking after doesn't eat bacon *"
Lucky you |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I don't eat bacon so I'm good.
*loses 5x manpoints
Win 10× manpoints. Bacon is
I like the smell of bacon cooking, just can't eat it.
Then again I like the smell of a tar roof and freshly cut grass but I wouldn't eat them either. "
Fair point |
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"F U N E X?
S , V F X
F U N E M?
S , V F M
L F M + X 
I don't have an enigma machine 
Do you have any eggs?
Yes, we have eggs.
Do you have any ham?
Yes, we have ham.
I'll have ham and eggs.
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With a Swedish accent obvs.... |
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