Just seen a meme and it’s safe to say it’s blown my tiny Mind
“There’s sit down wipers and stand up wipers and they are both unaware of the others existence!”
People SIT DOWN?? What the hells the matter with you...     |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Just seen a meme and it’s safe to say it’s blown my tiny Mind
“There’s sit down wipers and stand up wipers and they are both unaware of the others existence!”
People SIT DOWN?? What the hells the matter with you... "
People WIPE?  |
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"Just seen a meme and it’s safe to say it’s blown my tiny Mind
“There’s sit down wipers and stand up wipers and they are both unaware of the others existence!”
People SIT DOWN?? What the hells the matter with you...
People WIPE? "
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"Just seen a meme and it’s safe to say it’s blown my tiny Mind
“There’s sit down wipers and stand up wipers and they are both unaware of the others existence!”
People SIT DOWN?? What the hells the matter with you... "
Absolutely! If you don't stand up then how is the little assistant person gonna be able to reach in to do it for you???? Smh.... |
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"Just seen a meme and it’s safe to say it’s blown my tiny Mind
“There’s sit down wipers and stand up wipers and they are both unaware of the others existence!”
People SIT DOWN?? What the hells the matter with you... "
Lmao ?? |
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"Just seen a meme and it’s safe to say it’s blown my tiny Mind
“There’s sit down wipers and stand up wipers and they are both unaware of the others existence!”
People SIT DOWN?? What the hells the matter with you... "
What were you searching for to stumble on that??! |
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"Just seen a meme and it’s safe to say it’s blown my tiny Mind
“There’s sit down wipers and stand up wipers and they are both unaware of the others existence!”
People SIT DOWN?? What the hells the matter with you...
What were you searching for to stumble on that??! "
It came up on my fb newsfeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stand to wipe but your bum cheaks close together then you need to do it sat so they are still spread "
...This...
I don't understand how it can ever be done properly stood up?! Complete eye opener that people attempt it stood up!!
Every day is a schoolday, as they say! |
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"Just seen a meme and it’s safe to say it’s blown my tiny Mind
“There’s sit down wipers and stand up wipers and they are both unaware of the others existence!”
People SIT DOWN?? What the hells the matter with you...
What were you searching for to stumble on that??!
It came up on my fb newsfeed"
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Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina. |
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina."
You can still sit down and wipe away |
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina."
I think everyone knows the front to back rule whichever position they are in lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina.
I think everyone knows the front to back rule whichever position they are in lol "
i dont but im not a girl so i can |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina.
I think everyone knows the front to back rule whichever position they are in lol i dont but im not a girl so i can"
I prefer a circular motion myself |
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina.
I think everyone knows the front to back rule whichever position they are in lol "
lol, I didnt cause I dont think guys sit to wipe, big aul dick in the way stops you reaching through.
Just seen it on some tv show. |
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina.
I think everyone knows the front to back rule whichever position they are in lol i dont but im not a girl so i can"
What about your testicles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina.
I think everyone knows the front to back rule whichever position they are in lol i dont but im not a girl so i can
What about your testicles"
I dont touch them i like to check the success of wipe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina."
If you had a fat arse you would know how difficult that can be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina.
I think everyone knows the front to back rule whichever position they are in lol i dont but im not a girl so i can
I prefer a circular motion myself"
San Izal tissue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’ve always sat down to wipe...honestly you couldn’t have this kind of conversation elsewhere could you! Yes I know women should do front to back but I’ve survived almost 40 years in this planet and I don’t think I’ve ever got anything from doing so...that said I’m quite clean!
Danish x |
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My son used to be a stander upper wee weirdo he is, used to strip and climb onto the seat and squat to go so technically when he then wiped he was still standing/squatting over the loo, omg taking him anywhere was a nightmare he was about 10 before he grew out of it |
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"Stand to wipe but your bum cheaks close together then you need to do it sat so they are still spread "
Exactly! I can't believe people stand up, is this a piss take?  |
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina.
I think everyone knows the front to back rule whichever position they are in lol
lol, I didnt cause I dont think guys sit to wipe, big aul dick in the way stops you reaching through.
Just seen it on some tv show."
I stay seated, put my weight on one ass cheek and 'cock' the other cheek up and forward a little to get a hand under sideways, then wipe front to back....I genuinely thought that was the standard technique that everyone used!  |
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"Stand to wipe but your bum cheaks close together then you need to do it sat so they are still spread
Exactly! I can't believe people stand up, is this a piss take? "
It's not like you stand up straight, You stand up and slightly bent over, stick your ass out, curve your back, feet spread, knees together. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"Yes, its a health concern when sitting wiping that affects women.
Some reach through their legs and wipe, but they wipe toward their vagina, which can cause problems for their vagina, ideally should stand up and wipe upward, away from your vagina.
I think everyone knows the front to back rule whichever position they are in lol i dont but im not a girl so i can
I prefer a circular motion myself
San Izal tissue?"
Bless you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stand to wipe but your bum cheaks close together then you need to do it sat so they are still spread
Exactly! I can't believe people stand up, is this a piss take?
It's not like you stand up straight, You stand up and slightly bent over, stick your ass out, curve your back, feet spread, knees together."
What a delightful image |
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"Stand to wipe but your bum cheaks close together then you need to do it sat so they are still spread
Exactly! I can't believe people stand up, is this a piss take?
It's not like you stand up straight, You stand up and slightly bent over, stick your ass out, curve your back, feet spread, knees together."
Are you sure you aren't doing the "Time Warp"?  |
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"My son used to be a stander upper wee weirdo he is, used to strip and climb onto the seat and squat to go so technically when he then wiped he was still standing/squatting over the loo, omg taking him anywhere was a nightmare he was about 10 before he grew out of it "
Anatomically speaking that is actually the best way to go- exactly how nature designed us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just seen a meme and it’s safe to say it’s blown my tiny Mind
“There’s sit down wipers and stand up wipers and they are both unaware of the others existence!”
People SIT DOWN?? What the hells the matter with you...
Absolutely! If you don't stand up then how is the little assistant person gonna be able to reach in to do it for you???? Smh.... "
You jest. 5 Euros to use the loo in Printemps! For that I'm going to force one out and expect the lady ttendant to wipe my arse! |
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"There’s also people who fold the paper and those that scrunch
Doughnut "
The military approach is 3 sheets per motion. One up, one down and one polisher. |
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"Well if you had a stoma bag and a barbie but you would stand to wipe 
What's a barbie?"
Barbie butt is when you are medically sewn closed when a stoma can’t be reversed and there’s health implications meaning it’s better of closed up around the back |
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"My son used to be a stander upper wee weirdo he is, used to strip and climb onto the seat and squat to go so technically when he then wiped he was still standing/squatting over the loo, omg taking him anywhere was a nightmare he was about 10 before he grew out of it
Anatomically speaking that is actually the best way to go- exactly how nature designed us"
I know but when you’re out and about with a kid and you see the clothes getting thrown on floor under cubicle just like ffs here we go and then the legs disappear I’m telling you what a boy lol |
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