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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
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Or your inner Jane Bond, I’m inclusive 
Faced with the day’s difficulties and trudgery don’t you wish you could stop dealing with stuff as “you” and be the person you want to be?
My inner Bond would stride into the boss’s office this morning, give a karate chop to the side of his neck and tie his limp body to the boardroom door as a warning to others.
I’d like to think I could raise one eyebrow and make a witty comment too, before going to the canteen and asking for a vodka martini, shaken not stirred.
How about you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or your inner Jane Bond, I’m inclusive
Faced with the day’s difficulties and trudgery don’t you wish you could stop dealing with stuff as “you” and be the person you want to be?
My inner Bond would stride into the boss’s office this morning, give a karate chop to the side of his neck and tie his limp body to the boardroom door as a warning to others.
I’d like to think I could raise one eyebrow and make a witty comment too, before going to the canteen and asking for a vodka martini, shaken not stirred.
How about you? "
Guess you don’t want to go to work today op?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I'm faced with the days difficulties I can sometimes go into bond mode and make it all look effortless, I'm more like Austin Powers though where it's more luck if I make it out alive or not |
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"Or your inner Jane Bond, I’m inclusive
Faced with the day’s difficulties and trudgery don’t you wish you could stop dealing with stuff as “you” and be the person you want to be?
My inner Bond would stride into the boss’s office this morning, give a karate chop to the side of his neck and tie his limp body to the boardroom door as a warning to others.
I’d like to think I could raise one eyebrow and make a witty comment too, before going to the canteen and asking for a vodka martini, shaken not stirred.
How about you? "
Love it...still chuckling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Jane Bond would be hot as fuck like the women on here. She'd make some disparaging comment to a certain bloke so a big room full of people would hear her and realise what a twat he is. They'd then stare at her hot arse as she flounced off and the bloke would realise the error of his ways and apologise.
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