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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cheesy chat up lines ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheesy chat up lines ?"

Your so beautiful you should be embalmed.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Fetch your coat... I've got a knife.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, now we've done that can I get you a drink?

Totally cheesy I think you'll agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Love it lol

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Dya like eating chicken? Suck my cock. It tastes fowl/foul.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So, do you like Gouda?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

"Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?"

Did it work

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

I've got a really nice bed, would you like to come and look at it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like doggy sex? Because you shit like a Great Dane.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?

Did it work

Who doesn't like cheese?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like fine wines? Then come and see my basement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I smell your Fanny? No? It must be your feet! Anyway want a bit if my Curley Wurley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he:"how do you like your eggs in the morning"?

she: "unfertalized "!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

do I come here often!

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