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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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Welcome to Thursday. Yes it is - it's past midnight.
What is getting your goat this week? Dodgy workmates? Bullying bosses? Jobsworth cockwombles?
Whatever it is, let it out and feel unburdened but remember, preferences and people not replying to messages are not valid rants
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Got to be bosses.
Had my PDR today.
I Thought it was supposed to be "MY" PDR.
Apparently I got every answer wrong and have to rewrite it with his suggestions.
And the section on training requirements, we don't authorise any. Er, two questions; why have we got 8 pages of available courses on our intranet and why have a section on training requirements on the feckin PDR forms?
The man's a cunt. A bullying egotistical micro managing my way is the only way ignorant cunt.
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Ticket fumblers.
You know you're going through a ticket gate.
You know you need a ticket.
Why wait until your pelvis is against the gate before deciding to find your ticket?
It's your ticket, you should know which pocket it's in. There's no need to frisk yourself from head to foot trying to find the fucking thing.
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over a year ago
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people who at checkout queue, load their shopping off the belt into there trolly then decide to start searching for money or cards while the queue gets stretched to the moon -nearly |
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"Got to be bosses.
Had my PDR today.
I Thought it was supposed to be "MY" PDR.
Apparently I got every answer wrong and have to rewrite it with his suggestions.
And the section on training requirements, we don't authorise any. Er, two questions; why have we got 8 pages of available courses on our intranet and why have a section on training requirements on the feckin PDR forms?
The man's a cunt. A bullying egotistical micro managing my way is the only way ignorant cunt.
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We must work for the same ducking cut boss. |
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"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view"
I think I know who you mean and what thread you're thinking of.
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"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view
I think I know who you mean and what thread you're thinking of.
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Now it would be so wrong of me to say ... |
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"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view
I think I know who you mean and what thread you're thinking of.
Now it would be so wrong of me to say ..."
Not worth the holiday.  |
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"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view
I think I know who you mean and what thread you're thinking of.
Now it would be so wrong of me to say ...
Not worth the holiday. "
No .. I don't need 2 days in the wilderness to find myself |
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"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view
I think I know who you mean and what thread you're thinking of.
Now it would be so wrong of me to say ...
Not worth the holiday.
No .. I don't need 2 days in the wilderness to find myself"
I'm not asking because I'm not curious. |
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"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view
I think I know who you mean and what thread you're thinking of.
Now it would be so wrong of me to say ...
Not worth the holiday.
No .. I don't need 2 days in the wilderness to find myself
I'm not asking because I'm not curious. "
Maybe we could suggest a Rant chatroom |
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over a year ago
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I want to rant about bars of chocolate and whoever invented those sweet, satisfying, comforting bars of calories, that have tempted me over the past 7 months and made me put on about 100 stone of flab. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Got to be bosses.
Had my PDR today.
I Thought it was supposed to be "MY" PDR.
Apparently I got every answer wrong and have to rewrite it with his suggestions.
And the section on training requirements, we don't authorise any. Er, two questions; why have we got 8 pages of available courses on our intranet and why have a section on training requirements on the feckin PDR forms?
The man's a cunt. A bullying egotistical micro managing my way is the only way ignorant cunt.
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'the company is very happy for employees to do training but not happy to pay for it'
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"I want to rant about bars of chocolate and whoever invented those sweet, satisfying, comforting bars of calories, that have tempted me over the past 7 months and made me put on about 100 stone of flab."
If this rant isn't approved I'm going to sulk and eat a huge bar of Dairy milk Daim |
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"I want to rant about bars of chocolate and whoever invented those sweet, satisfying, comforting bars of calories, that have tempted me over the past 7 months and made me put on about 100 stone of flab."
100 stone ... don't post to the Fiat 500 thread  |
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"I want to rant about bars of chocolate and whoever invented those sweet, satisfying, comforting bars of calories, that have tempted me over the past 7 months and made me put on about 100 stone of flab.
If this rant isn't approved I'm going to sulk and eat a huge bar of Dairy milk Daim "
Mmmm Daim ... share ... and why isn't it still called Dime??? |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Ticket fumblers.
You know you're going through a ticket gate.
You know you need a ticket.
Why wait until your pelvis is against the gate before deciding to find your ticket?
It's your ticket, you should know which pocket it's in. There's no need to frisk yourself from head to foot trying to find the fucking thing.
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I just crash through them with my might erection - no need for tickets
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Seat blockers.
It's a rush hour train. Take your fucking shit off the seat next to you and make room for others you selfish thoughtless cunts. "
That really grips my shit. When you ask them to move, they look at you like you just stabbed their dog
Arseholes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody lazy little group of females at work! Spend half of night sat on the toilet on the phone or hid behind pallets chatting lazy buggers  ahh much better |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Rucksack pricks.
If one more spacially unaware twat smacks me in the face with his rucksack when they turn around I swear to God I'm going to put them in the fucking thing. "
Rucksack wars - he/she with the biggest rucksack wins
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My phone's autocarrot.
I've written cunt and fuck so many times it should know by now I don't want to write cut or duck.
Ducking useless cutting cut."
It may well save you from the micro managing knob one day
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rude & Obnoxious people!..valid rant"
I had an encounter with two adult cyclists this week. While driving two had taken up the road (doubled up side by side) so I held back decided it was safe to go past yet the "loon rode further out so I couldn't pass by! Then it was me who got the "V" when I finally did pass...Bike Wanker!... |
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"I’ve never ranted before but I’d like to rant today please. This is the 9th day of flu and it’s horrible  . Please make it go away. "
Sending you 2 boxes of man sized (don't make me rant about the stupid name change of these!!), Lemsip and a month's supply of chocolate xx |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"people who at checkout queue, load their shopping off the belt into there trolly then decide to start searching for money or cards while the queue gets stretched to the moon -nearly "
You need two hands to pack the shopping so payment has to wait
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve never ranted before but I’d like to rant today please. This is the 9th day of flu and it’s horrible . Please make it go away.
Sending you 2 boxes of man sized (don't make me rant about the stupid name change of these!!), Lemsip and a month's supply of chocolate xx"
Thank you |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view"
That's the nature of a forum. Laugh and point and maybe they'll go away
Or talk about them on another thread. It's up to you
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"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view
That's the nature of a forum. Laugh and point and maybe they'll go away
Or talk about them on another thread. It's up to you
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Just and fair as ever |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I have sore hands from working so hard, yet will work hard today and have sore hands again tonight."
*waits for first 'I have some cream for your hands comment'*
Is the work worth it?
Decision pending |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I want to rant about bars of chocolate and whoever invented those sweet, satisfying, comforting bars of calories, that have tempted me over the past 7 months and made me put on about 100 stone of flab."
Self inflicted - wear oven gloves and you won't be able to open them
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over a year ago
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Have to drive on the M4 today... I know for a fact it will be about an hour of traffic on the way back by the severn bridge. It's unavoidable and something to lool forward to I suppose!!! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I want to rant about bars of chocolate and whoever invented those sweet, satisfying, comforting bars of calories, that have tempted me over the past 7 months and made me put on about 100 stone of flab.
If this rant isn't approved I'm going to sulk and eat a huge bar of Dairy milk Daim "
Not with oven gloves on you won't |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Driving.
Finished Ex yesterday, will be traveling from Yorkshire to London, and no doubt the middle lane hoggers will be fucking everywhere!
Dicks."
There is no law against undertaking as long as you aren't doing it dangerously
Or get a dash cam, record them and dob them in
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The old lady who d*unkenly knocked at my door at 4am asking me to phone her a taxi home......when she lives 7 doors up from me. So did not fancy a walk up the street at the arse end of my sleep but hey ho |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I’ve never ranted before but I’d like to rant today please. This is the 9th day of flu and it’s horrible . Please make it go away. "
9 days of flu doesn't sound like fun. I'd be thinking of going back to the doctor
Hope it clears soon
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Bloody lazy little group of females at work! Spend half of night sat on the toilet on the phone or hid behind pallets chatting lazy buggers ahh much better "
And you've reported these concerns to HR?
If no, you can't really moan
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Rude & Obnoxious people!..valid rant"
I had an encounter with two adult cyclists this week. While driving two had taken up the road (doubled up side by side) so I held back decided it was safe to go past yet the "loon rode further out so I couldn't pass by! Then it was me who got the "V" when I finally did pass...Bike Wanker!..."
Two abreast is legal
Arseing around and being rude is knobbish
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to rant about bars of chocolate and whoever invented those sweet, satisfying, comforting bars of calories, that have tempted me over the past 7 months and made me put on about 100 stone of flab.
100 stone ... don't post to the Fiat 500 thread "
Too late... |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Have to drive on the M4 today... I know for a fact it will be about an hour of traffic on the way back by the severn bridge. It's unavoidable and something to lool forward to I suppose!!! "
Always baffles me why people get over the bridge and suddenly need to do 60 in the middle lane
But it gives you more time to appreciate God's own country
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"I want to rant about bars of chocolate and whoever invented those sweet, satisfying, comforting bars of calories, that have tempted me over the past 7 months and made me put on about 100 stone of flab.
If this rant isn't approved I'm going to sulk and eat a huge bar of Dairy milk Daim
Not with oven gloves on you won't "
Why didn't I think of that  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"The old lady who d*unkenly knocked at my door at 4am asking me to phone her a taxi home......when she lives 7 doors up from me. So did not fancy a walk up the street at the arse end of my sleep but hey ho "
That's quite rude but also funny
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"The old lady who d*unkenly knocked at my door at 4am asking me to phone her a taxi home......when she lives 7 doors up from me. So did not fancy a walk up the street at the arse end of my sleep but hey ho
That's quite rude but also funny
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Phew I got rant approval! I feel validated, thankies OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never ranted before but I’d like to rant today please. This is the 9th day of flu and it’s horrible . Please make it go away.
9 days of flu doesn't sound like fun. I'd be thinking of going back to the doctor
Hope it clears soon
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I did, they said 2 to 3 weeks . I laughed thinking nothing lasts that long! I am never calling it flu when I have a bad cold ever again. I’m not even sure I’ll make it through this. It’s worse than man flu
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People who are early!
My best RL friend, she has fibro/CPD & I help care for her, drive her to appointments etc.
Every time we arrange something, I suggest a time, she says a different one, usually 30/40 mins later.
I plan around that time.
Then 30 minutes before she'll send a text saying "I'm ready"
4 times this week already
Workmen.
Not due to arrive til 9am, as I need the kitchen & access to wetroom, get my son ready for school.
Insomnia kicked in last night, I was warned the Champix tablets could cause it.
Son not at school til 12 today as has exams.
I start work at 11
Last clock check was 4.17am
Workman turn up at 7.30 |
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bought a new vehicle was delivered to the house on monday lovely clean chuffed to bits ,signed for it ,in the morning went round the back of it and found four big dents in the back of it, straight back to the dealer, no one admitted to it, so it has to be booked i to get rebuilt, fine ok,
rained the other night went to gett in the new vehicle opened the door and foot well full of water, back to dealer agaiinnn  trying to contain my anger, sat at his desk and said, can i get my money back as you ahs sold me a piece of crap unfit for use, in my head i was pinning him to the desk with his head and stomping on him , told him he is now going to get it back in to fix it, my rant is ffffuuuuccckkkkiiinnnggg bassttta....d rip off scum bags i worked my arse off to pay for this new treat and i now hate the bloody thing ,
i thank you rant over |
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Fekking idiots that insist on ambling through the London underground glued to their phones - you're going to be catching another train in a few minutes, PUT THE DAMN THING AWAY AND CONCENTRATE WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
I feel a little like unikitty now. |
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"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view
I think I know who you mean and what thread you're thinking of.
Now it would be so wrong of me to say ...
Not worth the holiday.
No .. I don't need 2 days in the wilderness to find myself
I'm not asking because I'm not curious.
Maybe we could suggest a Rant chatroom"
Only for the over 50's though eh? |
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"People who start threads, get responses ... don't like said responses and get right arsey and rude about it cos we don't see their dystopian point of view
I think I know who you mean and what thread you're thinking of.
Now it would be so wrong of me to say ...
Not worth the holiday.
No .. I don't need 2 days in the wilderness to find myself
I'm not asking because I'm not curious.
Maybe we could suggest a Rant chatroom
Only for the over 50's though eh? "
Only said it cos I was curious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hormonal, stroppy kids before school, really no need.
Mini rant over!
Jo.Xx "
every need kids hate school its like asking if they want to go to the dentist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My phone's autocarrot.
I've written cunt and fuck so many times it should know by now I don't want to write cut or duck.
Ducking useless cutting cut."
Hahahahaaa 
Mine too - mine now recognises motherfuckingcunt
My rant today is about people that can only talk about themselves - their bloated sense of self importance is so soul crushingly boring that I want to get a megaphone and scream SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SELF ABSORBED TWATS in their faces.
That's all x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The switch on my kettle snapped. Does the kettle not realise the importance of coffee?
Overshadowed by the boy child passing his driving test this morning though (only his boss knew it was today, he kept it a secret from everyone else) so today isn't a bad day at all
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"There are too many to pick just
one... 
Do them all then.
We have all day.
Nah. Stingly has done the multi-rant thing already "
True story.
It's only just gone 11. There's likely to be a few more yet today.
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"There are too many to pick just
one...
Do them all then.
We have all day.
Nah. Stingly has done the multi-rant thing already
True story.
It's only just gone 11. There's likely to be a few more yet today.
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"Got to be bosses.
Had my PDR today.
I Thought it was supposed to be "MY" PDR.
Apparently I got every answer wrong and have to rewrite it with his suggestions.
And the section on training requirements, we don't authorise any. Er, two questions; why have we got 8 pages of available courses on our intranet and why have a section on training requirements on the feckin PDR forms?
The man's a cunt. A bullying egotistical micro managing my way is the only way ignorant cunt.
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Rewriting the PDR section on "My Achievements".
Apparently "my greatest achievement is not throwing you off the fucking roof you utter cunt" isn't considered appropriate.
Who knew? |
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"There are too many to pick just
one...
Do them all then.
We have all day.
Nah. Stingly has done the multi-rant thing already
True story.
It's only just gone 11. There's likely to be a few more yet today.
I'll leave the podium clear for the impending storm "
Step aside and buckle the fuck up.
It's going to get bumpy..... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Fuck Stingly, you're a ranty fucker today.
Yeah, I'll echo Honey's post. I went to call my dad today and then remembered.
But also, so SoK can deny a rant of mine - why is it the more you shouldn't do something the more you want to? It's now more tempting to than when I could. Utter crappingwankstains. |
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"Fuck Stingly, you're a ranty fucker today.
Yeah, I'll echo Honey's post. I went to call my dad today and then remembered.
But also, so SoK can deny a rant of mine - why is it the more you shouldn't do something the more you want to? It's now more tempting to than when I could. Utter crappingwankstains."
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"Fuck Stingly, you're a ranty fucker today.
Yeah, I'll echo Honey's post. I went to call my dad today and then remembered.
But also, so SoK can deny a rant of mine - why is it the more you shouldn't do something the more you want to? It's now more tempting to than when I could. Utter crappingwankstains."
Fuck off. And I say that with
I feel another one coming on.....
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Right, I'm filling out this PDR form and there's default questions on it.
Do not give me a bollocking for leaving the questions on the form when they're default text, write protected and can't be edited.
If you mark me down for that you're likely to find the form being used as a suppository.
Cunt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have sore hands from working so hard, yet will work hard today and have sore hands again tonight.
*waits for first 'I have some cream for your hands comment'*
Is the work worth it?
Decision pending"
If I dont work, I dont earn, and I am the breadwinner so I would say so, yes x |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Dickwad drivers who use the fog lights as an excuse for them being too tight arsed to get down to Halfords (other motor factors are available) to buy a new headlight bulb"
Hell yes - knobs
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who are early!
My best RL friend, she has fibro/CPD & I help care for her, drive her to appointments etc.
Every time we arrange something, I suggest a time, she says a different one, usually 30/40 mins later.
I plan around that time.
Then 30 minutes before she'll send a text saying "I'm ready"
4 times this week already
Workmen.
Not due to arrive til 9am, as I need the kitchen & access to wetroom, get my son ready for school.
Insomnia kicked in last night, I was warned the Champix tablets could cause it.
Son not at school til 12 today as has exams.
I start work at 11
Last clock check was 4.17am
Workman turn up at 7.30 "
Good lord that isn’t helpful when you have a time in mind - for either of them really
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"bought a new vehicle was delivered to the house on monday lovely clean chuffed to bits ,signed for it ,in the morning went round the back of it and found four big dents in the back of it, straight back to the dealer, no one admitted to it, so it has to be booked i to get rebuilt, fine ok,
rained the other night went to gett in the new vehicle opened the door and foot well full of water, back to dealer agaiinnn trying to contain my anger, sat at his desk and said, can i get my money back as you ahs sold me a piece of crap unfit for use, in my head i was pinning him to the desk with his head and stomping on him , told him he is now going to get it back in to fix it, my rant is ffffuuuuccckkkkiiinnnggg bassttta....d rip off scum bags i worked my arse off to pay for this new treat and i now hate the bloody thing ,
i thank you rant over "
That seems reasonable
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you are trying to work from home but the neighbour keeps popping in on her day off for a "tea and sympathy chat".
Yes I know he left, I am sorry but get over it, he was an a'hole!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she is sitting opposite me at the moment, I am trying to make it look like I am working but really needed to vent some steam . "inspired thread" by the way. |
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"When you are trying to work from home but the neighbour keeps popping in on her day off for a "tea and sympathy chat".
Yes I know he left, I am sorry but get over it, he was an a'hole!
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Fekking idiots that insist on ambling through the London underground glued to their phones - you're going to be catching another train in a few minutes, PUT THE DAMN THING AWAY AND CONCENTRATE WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
I feel a little like unikitty now. "
If they aren’t concentrating then you can get by them and get to the trains first. It’s a win for you
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"Lol you can have my body that doesn't let me put weight on "
These folk who have amazing metabolism!! And mine where I look at a cream cake and put 1/2 stone on grrr |
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"Have to drive on the M4 today... I know for a fact it will be about an hour of traffic on the way back by the severn bridge. It's unavoidable and something to lool forward to I suppose!!!
Always baffles me why people get over the bridge and suddenly need to do 60 in the middle lane
But it gives you more time to appreciate God's own country
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"she is sitting opposite me at the moment, I am trying to make it look like I am working but really needed to vent some steam . "inspired thread" by the way."
Happens every Thursday since before records began.
Enjoy......
*best day of the week. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My phone's autocarrot.
I've written cunt and fuck so many times it should know by now I don't want to write cut or duck.
Ducking useless cutting cut.
Hahahahaaa
Mine too - mine now recognises motherfuckingcunt
My rant today is about people that can only talk about themselves - their bloated sense of self importance is so soul crushingly boring that I want to get a megaphone and scream SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SELF ABSORBED TWATS in their faces.
That's all x"
Do it
Do it
Do it
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"The switch on my kettle snapped. Does the kettle not realise the importance of coffee?
Overshadowed by the boy child passing his driving test this morning though (only his boss knew it was today, he kept it a secret from everyone else) so today isn't a bad day at all
P"
Clearly don't know your own strength - mini child of Krypton
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Fuck Stingly, you're a ranty fucker today.
Yeah, I'll echo Honey's post. I went to call my dad today and then remembered.
But also, so SoK can deny a rant of mine - why is it the more you shouldn't do something the more you want to? It's now more tempting to than when I could. Utter crappingwankstains."
It's his time of the month
You are going to enter a marathon aren't you?
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I have sore hands from working so hard, yet will work hard today and have sore hands again tonight.
*waits for first 'I have some cream for your hands comment'*
Is the work worth it?
Decision pending
If I dont work, I dont earn, and I am the breadwinner so I would say so, yes x"
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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Our profile quite clearly asks for a face picture and says please don't send a picture of your cock.
And yet.......
I'm tempted to reply to cock pic messages with "no thanks, you've got a weird looking face"
I think they see my tits and lose their shit.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"When you are trying to work from home but the neighbour keeps popping in on her day off for a "tea and sympathy chat".
Yes I know he left, I am sorry but get over it, he was an a'hole!
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You don't have to open the door. You could have pretended you were out but well done for being a shoulder
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Lol you can have my body that doesn't let me put weight on
These folk who have amazing metabolism!! And mine where I look at a cream cake and put 1/2 stone on grrr"
Aye those bastards. Force feed them kale
Not really - I'm a lover not a fighter
I am also afflicted so approved |
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"Fuck Stingly, you're a ranty fucker today.
Yeah, I'll echo Honey's post. I went to call my dad today and then remembered.
But also, so SoK can deny a rant of mine - why is it the more you shouldn't do something the more you want to? It's now more tempting to than when I could. Utter crappingwankstains."
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Our profile quite clearly asks for a face picture and says please don't send a picture of your cock.
And yet.......
I'm tempted to reply to cock pic messages with "no thanks, you've got a weird looking face"
I think they see my tits and lose their shit.
E
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That's a superpower the Avengers could use - shit inducing boobie woobies
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Audi trying to sting me for 3 new tyres at £280 each!!!
Depends on tyres ... but never get a main dealer to provide them ... go to an independent tyre firm"
I’m deffo not paying that.
I’ll have a look around thanks x
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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"Our profile quite clearly asks for a face picture and says please don't send a picture of your cock.
And yet.......
I'm tempted to reply to cock pic messages with "no thanks, you've got a weird looking face"
I think they see my tits and lose their shit.
E
That's a superpower the Avengers could use - shit inducing boobie woobies
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That's quite a superpower.
I promise only to use them for the good of men. And women.
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How is it possible to go to the shops for one thing only and come back with two bags but not that one thing. Which is for dinner tonight because your wife has invited her parents round and they are staying and you had plans for her tonight and she won't fuck if they are in the building |
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"How is it possible to go to the shops for one thing only and come back with two bags but not that one thing. Which is for dinner tonight because your wife has invited her parents round and they are staying and you had plans for her tonight and she won't fuck if they are in the building"
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"How is it possible to go to the shops for one thing only and come back with two bags but not that one thing. Which is for dinner tonight because your wife has invited her parents round and they are staying and you had plans for her tonight and she won't fuck if they are in the building"
Self inflicted - you could have bought the one thing and used the extra time to get her knickers off
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why do we still have ancient Sunday trading laws..And shops trying to run a business up against the net..having to close by local councils on bank holidays(when people can spend money)and christmas .Some staff want holidays but some quite happy to work bank holidays. why -why for gods sake WHY |
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I thought that having left the office for the day my ranting would be done.
I breathed a deeply satisfying sigh of bliss.
Then I arrived at the station.
Trains.
Reduced number of carriages. Overcrowding.
No seats so standing for the entire one hour journey home.
I feel I've got some rants left in me yet.
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"How is it possible to go to the shops for one thing only and come back with two bags but not that one thing. Which is for dinner tonight because your wife has invited her parents round and they are staying and you had plans for her tonight and she won't fuck if they are in the building
Self inflicted - you could have bought the one thing and used the extra time to get her knickers off
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you're a tough crowd she's in work ... i'm at home. Then she takes daughter to rainbows whilst i cook and in the evening ... the outlaws are here. will put fleabag on to make them cringe
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"why do we still have ancient Sunday trading laws..And shops trying to run a business up against the net..having to close by local councils on bank holidays(when people can spend money)and christmas .Some staff want holidays but some quite happy to work bank holidays. why -why for gods sake WHY "
There are usually six hours available to shop - it's hardly a bind to go during these hours
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"People who are so ranty they're likely to take up all 175 posts.
Jeez man ... do you save these up for Thursdays?
Yet ... sadly all valid rants "
Rant Day Thursday is my happy place.
Sadly the OP doesn't think they're all valid. |
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over a year ago
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"People who are so ranty they're likely to take up all 175 posts.
Jeez man ... do you save these up for Thursdays?
Yet ... sadly all valid rants
Rant Day Thursday is my happy place.
Sadly the OP doesn't think they're all valid. "
I'm trying not to encourage you too much or I'll need to start Thursday is Stinglys Rant Day too |
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home bargains in preston market street doesnt open till 11am.thats half the day gone.some of us work Sundays Even the newly built preston market shuts Sundays.Traders inside cannot make money because of council laws..yet the rents in there more than the old market .(which was warmer) |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My rant for today is why can't I park my car outside my house , instead of in the next street. So many people have more than 1 car. I'm old n I work long hours I don't need the extra walking grr"
Surely the extra walking will help keep you young?
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
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"My rant for today is why can't I park my car outside my house , instead of in the next street. So many people have more than 1 car. I'm old n I work long hours I don't need the extra walking grr
Surely the extra walking will help keep you young?
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When I been on my feet for 12hrs at work it doesn't help |
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After a day in which I suppressed all the rants and pressed on regardless... my final job of the day lay situated on the opposite side of a busy one way road with limited parking. Those dotted line bays where you can fit three big arse vehicles in. Usually. A teeny tiny city car plonked just so it is far forward enough to stop another vehicle fitting in front so I'd be well over the yellow lines, but also far back enough to leave only just no room behind them and the other car. Three bloody trips around the one way system before another space is available. And as I reverse park, I see the space hog pull out and drive off!!
Much swearing ensued. |
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over a year ago
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"After a day in which I suppressed all the rants and pressed on regardless... my final job of the day lay situated on the opposite side of a busy one way road with limited parking. Those dotted line bays where you can fit three big arse vehicles in. Usually. A teeny tiny city car plonked just so it is far forward enough to stop another vehicle fitting in front so I'd be well over the yellow lines, but also far back enough to leave only just no room behind them and the other car. Three bloody trips around the one way system before another space is available. And as I reverse park, I see the space hog pull out and drive off!!
Much swearing ensued."
Inconsiderate parkers should be flogged and not in a good way
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"People who are so ranty they're likely to take up all 175 posts.
Jeez man ... do you save these up for Thursdays?
Yet ... sadly all valid rants
Rant Day Thursday is my happy place.
Sadly the OP doesn't think they're all valid.
I'm trying not to encourage you too much or I'll need to start Thursday is Stinglys Rant Day too "
Hmmmmmmmmm. I kinda like the sound of that. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"This thread and the rants are almost over! I've got The Thread and the Rants second album on vinyl. But the record is scratched!"
Ch ch ch check the mike.
Oh not that sort of scratching 
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I was pregnant with twins and didn’t know, had a massive bleed a few weeks ago and the doctors were baffled as they scanned me (twice since) and baby was fine. But they found the other egg sac and realised I miscarried one baby.
And I feel meh, I’m sad because it happened but happy as I still have one baby.
(That’s deep for fab, sorry. I haven’t told anyone and I just feel meh from it).
And all day morning sickness and fatigue and common pregnancy things suck. Worth it, but sucky |
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over a year ago
Preston |
"I was pregnant with twins and didn’t know, had a massive bleed a few weeks ago and the doctors were baffled as they scanned me (twice since) and baby was fine. But they found the other egg sac and realised I miscarried one baby.
And I feel meh, I’m sad because it happened but happy as I still have one baby.
(That’s deep for fab, sorry. I haven’t told anyone and I just feel meh from it).
And all day morning sickness and fatigue and common pregnancy things suck. Worth it, but sucky"
Ultimately they are worth it but it's a lot of potential stress and yuck in between
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