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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is apparently a thing! A certain product claims to be able to:
balance vaginal flora and fauna,
tighten muscles that have weakened due to age, childbirth or frequent sexual activity,
remove smells,
eliminate secretions,
increase sensitivity and increase libido (do we want that to happen? Too much sex leaves the old fanjo a bit slack, remember?)
Personally my foof clamped shut tight upon reading about this. It sounds as beneficial as one of Ms Paltrow's vaginal smoke cleansing products. Would anyone actually consider an emery board for their fanny?  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Eurgh. No. My vagina dried up and closed up upon reading that. Fucking horrific. And what makes it worse is undoubtedly some women will buy in to it. As if sc*aping (really? I can't use that word? Bollocks) out cells of your walls will rejuvenate it magically. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Eurgh. No. My vagina dried up and closed up upon reading that. Fucking horrific. And what makes it worse is undoubtedly some women will buy in to it. As if sc*aping (really? I can't use that word? Bollocks) out cells of your walls will rejuvenate it magically."
It's astounding that someone thinks it's necessary! |
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Good grief, how bloody ridiculous. Apart from being unnecessary you can just imagine the potential for injury through over zealous 'exfoliation', given you errmm can't actually see what you're doing internally  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like someone found a new and vaguely convincing way to tap into female insecurities on the appearance of their flower gardens.
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My daffs are nearly out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sounds like someone found a new and vaguely convincing way to tap into female insecurities on the appearance of their flower gardens.
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I know! What's wrong with a bit of wet and dry followed by a quick rinse with the pressure washer? |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
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"Is apparently a thing! A certain product claims to be able to:
balance vaginal flora and fauna,
tighten muscles that have weakened due to age, childbirth or frequent sexual activity,
remove smells,
eliminate secretions,
increase sensitivity and increase libido (do we want that to happen? Too much sex leaves the old fanjo a bit slack, remember?)
Personally my foof clamped shut tight upon reading about this. It sounds as beneficial as one of Ms Paltrow's vaginal smoke cleansing products. Would anyone actually consider an emery board for their fanny? "
Its an easy claim to make and the chances of liable action is extremely low as its unlikely any woman is going to open wide and smile in court as proof of a un-tightened flange. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is apparently a thing! A certain product claims to be able to:
balance vaginal flora and fauna,
tighten muscles that have weakened due to age, childbirth or frequent sexual activity,
remove smells,
eliminate secretions,
increase sensitivity and increase libido (do we want that to happen? Too much sex leaves the old fanjo a bit slack, remember?)
Personally my foof clamped shut tight upon reading about this. It sounds as beneficial as one of Ms Paltrow's vaginal smoke cleansing products. Would anyone actually consider an emery board for their fanny?
Its an easy claim to make and the chances of liable action is extremely low as its unlikely any woman is going to open wide and smile in court as proof of a un-tightened flange. "
"open wide and smile in court"
They'd get 6 months for preventing the course of justice. |
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