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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Its easier!

The wilder and more outlandish, the better!

Go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its easier!

The wilder and more outlandish, the better!

Go "

Dirty Bitch

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Its easier!

The wilder and more outlandish, the better!

Go

Dirty Bitch"

Man boobies

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By *rShinyKnickersMan  over a year ago

BARRY

You smelly turd goblin!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"You smelly turd goblin!"

Douche bag!

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By *rShinyKnickersMan  over a year ago

BARRY

Drug-loving anal nazi!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bread head

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Red..such a whore colour...

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By *urreyguy34Man  over a year ago

Weybridge

Arse wrecking shit bag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Red..such a whore colour..."

Lol....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Red..such a whore colour...

Lol...."

Spotty bum

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Red..such a whore colour...

Lol....

Spotty bum "

Not really!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Legs need a good shave

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By *urreyguy34Man  over a year ago

Weybridge

You go girls

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"You go girls "

Your pic has put me off of blokes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You go girls "

Cant even come up with a good insult let alone an erection!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"You go girls "

Stick on tattoo

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By *urreyguy34Man  over a year ago

Weybridge

Like a cattle market in here atm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You go girls "

Probably has a smelly arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Like a cattle market in here atm "

You scoundrel!

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By *urreyguy34Man  over a year ago

Weybridge

[Removed by poster at 06/03/19 16:38:50]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Like your hairy one "

Is too ugly to show his face!

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By *urreyguy34Man  over a year ago

Weybridge


"You go girls

Probably has a smelly arse "

Like your hairy arse

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By *urreyguy34Man  over a year ago

Weybridge


"Like your hairy one

Is too ugly to show his face!"

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester

Clean & dirty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site "
its john 316 ya goose

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By *urreyguy34Man  over a year ago

Weybridge


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site "

Well you just instantly killed that old chap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nah

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose"

Not enough insults for this one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey laser lips, ya momma was a snow blower ...sorry ...80s fest here today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose

Not enough insults for this one "

tits look like whats in my tea cup

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose"

Does mean things to tea bags

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By *urreyguy34Man  over a year ago

Weybridge


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose

Not enough insults for this one tits look like whats in my tea cup"

Na, Maybe milks off

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose

Not enough insults for this one tits look like whats in my tea cup"

Balls look like prunes gone off

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose

Not enough insults for this one tits look like whats in my tea cup

Na, Maybe milks off"

You looked at the milk..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Does mean things to tea bags "

Start again.

If you were anymore inbred you would be a sandwich. (says a blow_in)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site "
Good insult but it's meant to be a bit of fun- so in that spirit... his hair has migrated and now comes out of his ears!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t like mustard lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don’t like mustard lol"

No one does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your tits are better than your personality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs” Thanks, dad.

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds"

I never forgave you for what you did to miss Doyle and Father Dougal

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs” Thanks, dad."

Needs to pop tht spot! O no it's a face ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs” Thanks, dad."

Your sex is so boring the woman in your 19th Jan pic has fallen asleep!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds"

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds"

To match .....

Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your tits are better than your personality"

Cheeky fella fuck you my personality looks better than yours lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down "

The tree is named after you

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island


"“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs” Thanks, dad."

I hope your next shit a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs” Thanks, dad.

Your sex is so boring the woman in your 19th Jan pic has fallen asleep! "

You look like a before picture.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs” Thanks, dad.

Your sex is so boring the woman in your 19th Jan pic has fallen asleep! "

Lmao, I'm off to look!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria


"“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs” Thanks, dad.

Your sex is so boring the woman in your 19th Jan pic has fallen asleep!

You look like a before picture. "

has stolen Roy Keane's chin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you "

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your tits are better than your personality

Cheeky fella fuck you my personality looks better than yours lol"

Hahahaha to be fair I'd say both are cracking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs” Thanks, dad.

Your sex is so boring the woman in your 19th Jan pic has fallen asleep!

You look like a before picture.

has stolen Roy Keane's chin"

Honey, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along "

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses "

Looks like a serial killer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And in which year did you win the grand national?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

Looks like a serial killer "

I'd let you live

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One I've wanted to use a few times... Not here on fab though...

You’re like the top piece of bread. Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This post is horrid I’m out lol...I can’t be mean!

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

Looks like a serial killer I'd let you live "

I see you're still poluting the forums...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"And in which year did you win the grand national?"

I dunno, remind me it was u I was riding!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses "

Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours was hanging out a birds nest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And in which year did you win the grand national?

I dunno, remind me it was u I was riding! "

You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours was hanging out a birds nest"

You're so inbred you might as well be a sandwich.

(Not really ~ heard it on the radio the other day, thought it was funny)

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

Crystal when she laughs!

Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours was hanging out a birds nest"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours was hanging out a birds nest"

That ass has seen more cock ends than weekends lol ( )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours was hanging out a birds nest

That ass has seen more cock ends than weekends lol ( ) "

Has something like a cock, only smaller awww!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours was hanging out a birds nest

That ass has seen more cock ends than weekends lol ( ) "

Needs to leave cuddly toys alone!

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By *urreyguy34Man  over a year ago

Weybridge


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose

Not enough insults for this one tits look like whats in my tea cup

Na, Maybe milks off

You looked at the milk.."

Your falling in love with me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry) "
numbers give him a stammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose

Not enough insults for this one tits look like whats in my tea cup

Na, Maybe milks off

You looked at the milk..

Your falling in love with me!"

Could slide up a hill, he is so smooth

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose

Not enough insults for this one tits look like whats in my tea cup

Na, Maybe milks off

You looked at the milk..

Your falling in love with me!"

You're so not worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry) "

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

I did say this once without realising what I'd just said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry)

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

I did say this once without realising what I'd just said"

I bet that went down well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s a pity you cannot think of anything else to chat about than insult people, it’s a swinging site its john 316 ya goose

Not enough insults for this one tits look like whats in my tea cup

Na, Maybe milks off

You looked at the milk..

Your falling in love with me!

You're so not worth it!"

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry) numbers give him a stammer"

Isn’t it time you took your face for a shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry) numbers give him a stammer

Isn’t it time you took your face for a shit"

open ya mouth it smells like a toilet

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry) numbers give him a stammer

Isn’t it time you took your face for a shitopen ya mouth it smells like a toilet"

You're...dull...at best.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry) numbers give him a stammer

Isn’t it time you took your face for a shitopen ya mouth it smells like a toilet"

Your ass is so ugly even the toilet sh*ts itself.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry) numbers give him a stammer

Isn’t it time you took your face for a shitopen ya mouth it smells like a toilet

Your ass is so ugly even the toilet sh*ts itself."

You're so old that when you were a child rainbows were black and white

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually just laughed out loud haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually just laughed out loud haha"

Yep me too

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Actually just laughed out loud haha"

Good god

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually just laughed out loud haha

Good god "

Even he's given up on you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my dog was as ugly as you I would teach it to walk backwards ( pinched of a thread last week sorry) numbers give him a stammer

Isn’t it time you took your face for a shitopen ya mouth it smells like a toilet

Your ass is so ugly even the toilet sh*ts itself.

You're so old that when you were a child rainbows were black and white

"

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

(I'm exhausted now I do need a drink.) I'll be back to read. Great post OP.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours was hanging out a birds nest

That ass has seen more cock ends than weekends lol ( ) "

I bet your face looks like my arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You hit every branch on the ugly tree then climbed back up for seconds

You passed him on the way back up,as he was falling down

The tree is named after you

Mustard used to be hot until you came along

You're the antidote to Viagra overdoses

Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours was hanging out a birds nest

That ass has seen more cock ends than weekends lol ( )

I bet your face looks like my arse "

you wish your face looked like my arse

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By *ficouldMan  over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

O Noooooooo, I'd never knowingly insult someone. I might hit on the one thing that they have hangups about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"O Noooooooo, I'd never knowingly insult someone. I might hit on the one thing that they have hangups about. "

Spineless Forumites

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could never insult, not the kind of person to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr sea man

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No nothing to insult xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Uses her boobs as knee warmers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Uses her boobs as knee warmers!"

Couldn't get a man even if she'd a six pack of beer and an assault rifle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Uses her boobs as knee warmers!

Couldn't get a man even if she'd a six pack of beer and an assault rifle "

Should pull his zipper up

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Uses her boobs as knee warmers!

Couldn't get a man even if she'd a six pack of beer and an assault rifle

Should pull his zipper up "

Crys when she laughs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Uses her boobs as knee warmers!

Couldn't hit a man even if she'd a six pack of beer and an assault rifle "

Oh I don't know- I have a pretty decent aim!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Uses her boobs as knee warmers!

Couldn't get a man even if she'd a six pack of beer and an assault rifle "

A d*unk Irishman and a rifle not a good combination!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Uses her boobs as knee warmers!

Couldn't get a man even if she'd a six pack of beer and an assault rifle

Should pull his zipper up "

The last time she had a cheeky 69 the ice cream man stroked her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Uses her boobs as knee warmers!

Couldn't hit a man even if she'd a six pack of beer and an assault rifle

Oh I don't know- I have a pretty decent aim!"

*backs away slowly*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Uses her boobs as knee warmers!

Couldn't get a man even if she'd a six pack of beer and an assault rifle A d*unk Irishman and a rifle not a good combination! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Uses her boobs as knee warmers!

Couldn't get a man even if she'd a six pack of beer and an assault rifle

Should pull his zipper up

The last time she had a cheeky 69 the ice cream man stroked her "

Should shut the umbrella over his head

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By *cousesubsallyWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Can’t remember how to button a shirt x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Needed to discover leather shirts as no other material was nipple proof.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cunt"
If you were to turn around maybe I could get access to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"CuntIf you were to turn around maybe I could get access to it!"

He lacks the warmth of said body part.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The day a you ask me to snuggle up inside you that will be a good day!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cunt"
C U Newcastle Tart.....remember I was asked by the original poster to be wild etc. Nothing personal intended.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bump

Mmmmm so you can park in the shadow of that ass.

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