Well, the gusset stitching on my suit trousers split at some point earlier than today, I only noticed it this morning, however. As I didn't have a needle and thread to hand, I did what anyone would do - used gaffer tape on the inside until I got home.
Fine, I thought, no problem.
Now, my job involves lots of driving, so when I got home, the sticky of the tape had decided to make my inner though and balls stick to my trousers..arrrgh! And you know what makes it worse? The sticky residue is making my bloody bollocks stick to my damn legs!!
So, I now have self-adhesive bollocks.
I thought I'd share that with y'all...
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"Bet you can’t wait to shower then op? Hope you found a needle and thread
Mrscxxx
I'm home now, so I've just rummaged about in my drawer and got one! And yep..a shower will be had very shortly! "
I would of been straight in the shower as soon as I got home obviously I don’t have bollocks but I know from hubs how painful that would be. Just have to remember to carry a needle and thread with you op
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"Well, the gusset stitching on my suit trousers split at some point earlier than today, I only noticed it this morning, however. As I didn't have a needle and thread to hand, I did what anyone would do - used gaffer tape on the inside until I got home.
Fine, I thought, no problem.
Now, my job involves lots of driving, so when I got home, the sticky of the tape had decided to make my inner though and balls stick to my trousers..arrrgh! And you know what makes it worse? The sticky residue is making my bloody bollocks stick to my damn legs!!
So, I now have self-adhesive bollocks.
I thought I'd share that with y'all...
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"Doughnut used a stapler once to do a makeshift repair 
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Please tell me he was out of the trousers when he did it..?"
No he took them off, he didn’t staple his balls to his thighs it’s fine lol. |
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"Doughnut used a stapler once to do a makeshift repair
Danish x
Please tell me he was out of the trousers when he did it..?"
I was at the office noticed the hole grabbed my stapler went to the loo turned trousers inside out and “fixed” them at least until we got home |
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"Doughnut used a stapler once to do a makeshift repair
Danish x
Please tell me he was out of the trousers when he did it..?
I was at the office noticed the hole grabbed my stapler went to the loo turned trousers inside out and “fixed” them at least until we got home"
HAHAHA!! Stapler..ATTAACK! |
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