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over a year ago
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"how the Earth never sees the dark side of the moon even though it spins"
There is no dark side of the moon, it's a misnomer. There's a permanent far side of the moon because it is tidally locked to Earth, meaning it rotates on its axis once per orbit so it keeps the same side pointing at us all the time. |
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over a year ago
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"Sex. It's been a while at least. I can help with that 
I never get offers like that 
What's he got that I aint got, apart from the obvious  "
He is a very pretty man. As far as I can see you are a shadow.
You can't fuck a silhouette. |
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"Sex. It's been a while at least. I can help with that
I never get offers like that
What's he got that I aint got, apart from the obvious
He is a very pretty man. As far as I can see you are a shadow.
You can't fuck a silhouette. "
That's the obvious bit out the way ... And I must compliment him on his fantastic physique..
But then you could make history and start a thread about 'Sex with a sillhouette' lmao and get everyone to tell of their experiences. ..
He doesn't bring that to the table now does he  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gin - I don't get it.
Thought it was that posh girlie drink that sets the mood ... "
The mixer is as important as the Gin. Crap gin x crap mixer = crap drink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin - I don't get it.
Thought it was that posh girlie drink that sets the mood ...
The mixer is as important as the Gin. Crap gin x crap mixer = crap drink."
Maybe she don't like the mixer. She only don't get Gin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why prescription glasses are £20 online ( got some - fine) yet over £100+ in the bigger optitions shops..same style."
Rhe cost effectiveness of not having to maintain a number of stores with rent and expensive opticians salaries and equipment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why people flash their full beam in the dark to say thank you.
Temporary blindness is not my fave thing. "
I don't, I switch mine to just the sidelights for a moment. |
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321 was fantastic.
“The Arches Might Provide A Clue, Not Strolling But He’s Going Too”, accompanied by some sheet music.
Ted’s Baffling Explanation: “Well the first three letters of arches might have been clue enough, but we also said not strolling but he’s going too. Well if you take away HES from arches, all you have left is ARC. If you rearrange that with the sheet music, you’re left with ‘Music Maestro Please’. So what do think that means? Maestro! The British Leyland Maestro! You’ve won the car!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gagging on cock! I don't mind doing it but what is it about it guys love so much?! 
It makes a man feel bigger than he really is"
I would say the same about Anal...
I was taught to use the natural hole for pleasure and I stick by my teacher  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t get why Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit. Maybe she bought them on Ebay?"
Hmmm possible. Although it fit perfectly when they popped round her gaff to try it on didn’t it? Always baffled me that one. Well at least she didn’t go back to pick it up eh. She’d have never found her prince  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! "
A boat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat "
I knew you were a clever one behind those amazing boobies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t get why Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.
Sweaty feet "
Ah now that is the most feasible answer so far .
Having said that your feet swell when they’re hot |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat "
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t get women either. I find men much easier to understand. Always said I should have been a bloke. "
Nah - I wouldn’t be checking your tits out then!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. "
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t get why Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.
Sweaty feet
Ah now that is the most feasible answer so far .
Having said that your feet swell when they’re hot "
I think the real answer is that the story simple wouldn't have worked otherwise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t get women either. I find men much easier to understand. Always said I should have been a bloke.
Nah - I wouldn’t be checking your tits out then!! "
I’d turn you if I was a bloke PB |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. "
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water "
So you know how to sail then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water "
Can’t you count? 3 things  . We’d have to live off the land. Kill our own fish and make a nice fish pie in the oven. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water
Can’t you count? 3 things . We’d have to live off the land. Kill our own fish and make a nice fish pie in the oven. "
We must remember the kettle and iron too, I couldn’t be seen in creased clothes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water
So you know how to sail then "
Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t get women either. I find men much easier to understand. Always said I should have been a bloke.
Nah - I wouldn’t be checking your tits out then!!
I’d turn you if I was a bloke PB "
Haha!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water
Can’t you count? 3 things . We’d have to live off the land. Kill our own fish and make a nice fish pie in the oven.
We must remember the kettle and iron too, I couldn’t be seen in creased clothes "
Who needs clothes. Couple of bits of cloth. We’d look better than that Brooke shields minger |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water
So you know how to sail then
Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in. "
That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water
So you know how to sail then
Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in.
That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you."
Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water
So you know how to sail then
Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in.
That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you.
Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator. "
Errrrmmm, I’ll be wearing a bikini....lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water
So you know how to sail then
Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in.
That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you.
Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator.
Errrrmmm, I’ll be wearing a bikini....lol... "
One of us should choose Tame. Could use his cock as an anchor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water
So you know how to sail then
Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in.
That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you.
Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator.
Errrrmmm, I’ll be wearing a bikini....lol...
One of us should choose Tame. Could use his cock as an anchor. "
Tame, your reading this, Nora and I need you asap  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
A boat
Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in.
Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse.
I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water
So you know how to sail then
Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in.
That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you.
Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator.
Errrrmmm, I’ll be wearing a bikini....lol...
One of us should choose Tame. Could use his cock as an anchor.
Tame, your reading this, Nora and I need you asap "
Be quite handy to have a man there tbh. I suppose we could use him for our pleasure too if the need arose. |
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"Sorry OP. I’m currently going for thread hijacker of the month award it seems 
Come on, let’s get on our boat. Sorry OP, I’ll,take her now "
Tame likes short hair and small boobs he ain’t gonna be up for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry OP. I’m currently going for thread hijacker of the month award it seems
Come on, let’s get on our boat. Sorry OP, I’ll,take her now
Tame likes short hair and small boobs he ain’t gonna be up for it. "
I’ve got short hair and we can hide our boobs under the life jackets, it will be a nice surprise for him when we take them off....lol.... |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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"Sorry OP. I’m currently going for thread hijacker of the month award it seems
Come on, let’s get on our boat. Sorry OP, I’ll,take her now
Tame likes short hair and small boobs he ain’t gonna be up for it.
I’ve got short hair and we can hide our boobs under the life jackets, it will be a nice surprise for him when we take them off....lol.... "
I've got it covered if he doesn't like big boobs I will motor boat you both |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gagging on cock! I don't mind doing it but what is it about it guys love so much?!
It makes a man feel bigger than he really is
I would say the same about Anal...
I was taught to use the natural hole for pleasure and I stick by my teacher "
I quite enjoy Anal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why lobsters cost so much in a restaurant?
They're not that good and Not exactly a thing I'd order at a restaurant there is much better food ... Plus I can catch my own. |
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"Gagging on cock! I don't mind doing it but what is it about it guys love so much?!
It makes a man feel bigger than he really is
I would say the same about Anal...
I was taught to use the natural hole for pleasure and I stick by my teacher
I quite enjoy Anal! "
I am happy for you. I am sure Mr takes care of your needs |
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"People who can't travel or accommodate???"
I get if someone can’t do both then what’s the point. But I won’t accommodate, ever. This is my children’s house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who can't travel or accommodate???"
I think in most cases when they say that it means they can only meet locally, perhaps within a short bus ride or taxi ride |
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"How couples who claim to be in love with each other, can sleep with other people. "
Or watch each other with someone else. I’ll never get that either. I know it’s a thing on here and it’s cool but I’ll never understand it myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How couples who claim to be in love with each other, can sleep with other people.
Or watch each other with someone else. I’ll never get that either. I know it’s a thing on here and it’s cool but I’ll never understand it myself. "
Seems more like lust than love to me.. But I guess most couples will disagree with this. |
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! "
That's brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And when there's an empty dishwasher begging to be used. Why do some people still leave their manky cups full of poridge in the sink without even washing them out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin - I don't get it. "
No I don't get it either 
I also don't understand why people don't know what 3 things to take if I was stranded on a desert island...
I'd take a plane full of fuel and luxuries , a pilot ( a hot one ) and an umbrella |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?!
That's brilliant "
id take"7of9" and a shotgun to keep others from rescuing me |
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