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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
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about what they call their kids?
I was at school with a Peter Ennis (and there was a jockey of the same name) and have worked with a Richard Head and an Alan Pratt!
Have you known anyone with 'dodgy' names?
Apologises to anyone who has a name that could be deemed as dodgy by some |
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"My son went to school with a girl called Anna bytheway and a Teresa Green  "
I work with a woman whos sir names bytheway, i didnt think anyone else alive had that name besides her family lol |
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My brother is called running water due to the first thing mum and dad saw when they pulled the tent open the morning after the night he was conceaved.
I changed my name last year via deeepole lol apparantly two dogs are fucking is not in the publics best interest when they put out a tanoid call for me in work grrrrrrrrrrrr some people hey its all me me me me me me me me friggin meeeeeeeee aint it |
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"had a wood work teacher at high school called mr wood !!!!!
I'm saying nothing about that one, some will know why lol"
he told how to use the wood machines so we didnt lose a finger BUT he had missing fingers lol  |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
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"had a wood work teacher at high school called mr wood !!!!!
I'm saying nothing about that one, some will know why lol
he told how to use the wood machines so we didnt lose a finger BUT he had missing fingers lol "
he was passing on his personal experience so you wouldn't fall in to the same trap lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My son went to school with a girl called Anna bytheway and a Teresa Green
I work with a woman whos sir names bytheway, i didnt think anyone else alive had that name besides her family lol"
Maybe it's a relation of hers. . . . . Oops  |
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well i went to school with a
teresa green
had a dentist called mr pain
and i knew a couple who got married she was called emma tittle and he was john mycock made a wonderful double barreled name mr and mrs tittle-mycock |
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I worked with a guy called James Brown... not an unusual name really. One of his contacts from another company was called Barry White.
We had a temp in to cover reception who thought someone was taking the piss (hanging up 3 times) when a guy said "Hi it's Barry White can I speak to James Brown please" |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
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"a lad at school was called fountain stott(i dread to think)and a girl called holly wood,and a lad called glenn miller  "
again can't comment cos those who know our full name and that of one of our children will know what mistake we made in similar circumstances  |
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My sister went to school with a Teresa Green & my other sister had some funny customer names when she worked at a building society, a Mrs Christmas & a Mrs snowball that knew each other (altho she thought they were both ladies of the night!!) and a guy called Ramon Mycock.
Also know a guy called Wayne King lol |
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We were falling about when we heard one of our porters being sent to transport a Mrs Minge down off a ward, yeah its true.
Some time back another porter got the call to transport an old girl called Frances 'Fanny' Wink from a ward.
We get some beauties! R
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"about what they call their kids?
I was at school with a Peter Ennis (and there was a jockey of the same name) and have worked with a Richard Head and an Alan Pratt!
Have you known anyone with 'dodgy' names?
Apologises to anyone who has a name that could be deemed as dodgy by some"
Always remember a couple of patients I car red when I was with ambulance service:
A John Thomas Cock and a Mr Fartin (can't remember his first name).
Was once in fits of laughter when working in an ambulance control centre having to send a crew to 4 Canal Street........ |
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I knew a girl, she was a sales person for an electronics company, called B.Gentle. I'm not sure what the B stood for, but when I asked her B.Gentle was really her name, she told me that it was.  |
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I went to school with Teresa Wild.
When I had a Breast Cancer scare several years ago the consultant was a Mr Boobyer, relieved the tension in the waiting room some what. |
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I was so paranoid when choosing names for my kids, i didn't even want their initials to suggest anything...lol like the last name starts with an "S" so the first couldn't start with an S or a B,that sort of thing |
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Once knew a guy in the forces called Mr De'ath. and a girl I know called Leigh married a guy called Brian Law ...... we used to say Lee Law, Lee Law like an ambulance siren when we saw her. lol xxx |
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"my mates mum used to work in Bewise when we were kids (anyone remember that store??)
the managers name was Gordon Bennet"
Yes I remember Bewise, oops just showed my age  |
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"i was at school with an Alison Pratt
and my sister married a guy with the surname Singh making her Carol Singh "
If she married a Sikh guy which I presume she has her surname/middlename would be Kaur (Princess), only guys have the surname/middlename Singh (Lion).  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I worked with a guy called James Brown... not an unusual name really. One of his contacts from another company was called Barry White.
We had a temp in to cover reception who thought someone was taking the piss (hanging up 3 times) when a guy said "Hi it's Barry White can I speak to James Brown please""
You'd think the temp receptionist had been briefed on who worked within the company before taking calls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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went to school with a kevin daft
male twins there were lancelot & beverley boot
also had a mary christmas
worked on the buses with a guy called barry driver, so funny when the tannoy asked for driver driver lol |
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I was at college with a guy called Richard Long, and they always used to call the register, surname first, so it was pretty obvious he was going to be announced as Long Dick |
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Rememebr the woman a few days ago who got banned from clubs for being dressed skimpily?
Well the SUN newspaper asked two women of a similar age to comment, and one had two girls one called JOOP..... no joke, serious, but it get worse...
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.... the second was called... D'Kny!!!!
I mean, ffs, I ask you.... really?
And I had to read it a couple of times just o make sure I wasnt imagining it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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LOL you think those are bad names,
What about these parents ( im not sure if i can post this but its a news link hopefully they will leave it)
http://mommyish.com/stuff/kids-named-adolf-hitler-and-aryan-nation-still-in-foster-care-619/ Those are some bad names... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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used to go to school with a guy named wayne kerr jnr ...
No-one said a word to him due to the size and reputation or wayne kerr senior!!
Also while at work had a manager called chris peacock ... |
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