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"lmfaoooooo made my day thanks "Glad you like lol I posted it in general forum but was asked to put it on this thread as well lol | |||
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"Pmsl Fook, i am sat hear crying because I am laughing so much. Need to change me panties too now!! Reminds me of a gorgeous pair of knee high boots i used to wear to go dogging in. Stretchy tight black ones, looked fab with stockings!! Only thing is, been such a bad girl, i squirted over them that many times they started to smell so bad, they couldnt be washed so I had to chuck em. Not as funny as your story though. "mmmmmm and im likeing the sound of you lol wish you had been in the car with me instead of the bad smell all the way home hahaha | |||
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"by the way was there any sweetcorn stuck to your heel "YO Princess your welcome babes xx | |||
"my hubby did the same many years ago when out in a truck,,hopped the hedge,,dropped his undies,,crouched down and crapped,,,got back in the truck,,drove off and couldnt find where the smell of shit was coming from,,searched everywhere,,eventually found the source,,,he had dropped one in the back of his boiler suit and pulled it back on with said turd in the back..squashed it all over his shirt,," double lol, you guys are so funny. This thread is so much more fun than many of the others xx luv ya peeps xx | |||
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"my hubby did the same many years ago when out in a truck,,hopped the hedge,,dropped his undies,,crouched down and crapped,,,got back in the truck,,drove off and couldnt find where the smell of shit was coming from,,searched everywhere,,eventually found the source,,,he had dropped one in the back of his boiler suit and pulled it back on with said turd in the back..squashed it all over his shirt,," haha good un! | |||
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"i remember many years ago a social i went to. a guy was wearing a kilt so i stuck my finger up his arse as you do. anyhow later on i got talking to my mate Soapy. He started sucking my finger suggestively, as you do. After a short while of his mouth going up and down I told him just where my finger had been "cruel..  | |||
"i remember many years ago a social i went to. a guy was wearing a kilt so i stuck my finger up his arse as you do. anyhow later on i got talking to my mate Soapy. He started sucking my finger suggestively, as you do. After a short while of his mouth going up and down I told him just where my finger had been
cruel.. "hahaha now thats fuckin funny  | |||
"i remember many years ago a social i went to. a guy was wearing a kilt so i stuck my finger up his arse as you do. anyhow later on i got talking to my mate Soapy. He started sucking my finger suggestively, as you do. After a short while of his mouth going up and down I told him just where my finger had been
cruel.. "Nah thats normal for Princess P  | |||
"i remember many years ago a social i went to. a guy was wearing a kilt so i stuck my finger up his arse as you do. anyhow later on i got talking to my mate Soapy. He started sucking my finger suggestively, as you do. After a short while of his mouth going up and down I told him just where my finger had been "Thank you so much for bring that incident to light yet again my sexy darling Talking about bringing things up im off ta throw up over it again xx | |||
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"i remember many years ago a social i went to. a guy was wearing a kilt so i stuck my finger up his arse as you do. anyhow later on i got talking to my mate Soapy. He started sucking my finger suggestively, as you do. After a short while of his mouth going up and down I told him just where my finger had been
Thank you so much for bring that incident to light yet again my sexy darling
Talking about bringing things up im off ta throw up over it again xx "and craig i was never going to mention throwing up at the sight of your cock | |||
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"awwwww, cummon Craigster....it could have been worse...she could have had her finger in the pot of marmite that was doing the rounds that evening "yer remember that. when i told him he seemed to be more made up it had bin up some guys arse than to think it had been in marmite | |||
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have you heard the saying ' don't crap on your own doorstep.'  . Wise words ..
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"my hubby did the same many years ago when out in a truck,,hopped the hedge,,dropped his undies,,crouched down and crapped,,,got back in the truck,,drove off and couldnt find where the smell of shit was coming from,,searched everywhere,,eventually found the source,,,he had dropped one in the back of his boiler suit and pulled it back on with said turd in the back..squashed it all over his shirt,," Similar thing, on stag (sentry duty) out in the field on exercise, badly needing to go for a dump, but the old spidey sense was tingling, I knew we were due to get bumped (attacked), so I thought I'd hold on. Couldnt hold it any more, so had to go, got someone to take my place, but rule is you had to go in pairs, so I grab a shovel and a "mate" and off we go. Find a convienient spot, trousers around ankles, just got down to it when the world and his wife decided to hit us.... he tells me its "all clear" back there, I wipe faster than Linford Christie and take off towards my designated position trying to pull up trousers, carry rifle, do up belt and not run into the enemy all at the same time. In all the excitement, the running battles, to to-ing and fro-ing etc, I didnt really have time to notice much, but as things quietened down my "mate" started giggling and eventually I noticed "the smell". he eventually decided to tell me that he had let me crap into my trousers when I was squatted over the little hole I'd dug without saying anything. I'd been carrying around some extra baggage, and by now it was well spread!!! The Army doesnt do things by halves, the attack and counter-attacks went on for hours!!! Barsteward!!! I eventually swoped with a guy who's section was doing an attack across a river, and had a half-assed "scoop and scrub" whilst wading across. My revenge? My next dump was in someones mess tins... guess who's? | |||
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